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| 4538 |
Wrong place for a condom.
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| 5461 |
1)what do you search for? 2)energy
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| 5520 |
Sorry, guns make me nervous. Suck me sideways.
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| 6652 |
Friends, countrymen, RUSSIANS!!
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| 7857 |
My name is August Christopher. I was named after St. Augustine who coined my favorote phrase: Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet.
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| 7857 |
You don't believe in all of this cold fusion mumbo jumbo do you?
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| 7857 |
You know what the most difficult part of being you is? Pretending to be so bad in bed.
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| 7857 |
If I give this to you, then you're gonna give it to your daddy. And what's he gonna give you? Not even a Christmas bonus. The bloke I'm stealing this for is gonna give me a million dollars. We go in partners, I'll split it with you. That's half a million hard currency. Think of all the drugs you can buy with that much cake. You'll be discoing in Moscow for a decade mate.
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| 7857 |
If I give this to you, then you're gonna give it to your daddy. And what's he gonna give you? Not even a Christmas bonus. The bloke I'm stealing this for is gonna give me a million dollars for it. We go in partners, I'll split it with you 50/50. That's half a million hard currency. Think of all the drugs you can buy with that much cake. You'll be discoing in Moscow for a decade mate.
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| 7857 |
I am Martin Deporres. I was named for a Peruvian Saint.
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Bitches---eat my meat I'm horny
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| 11289 |
So, tell me your name. I don't have a name. Will you have a name when we get home ? I don't have a home.
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| 11738 |
It's so early...you guys want to go get some coffee or something?
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Hey, what are those? Drugs? My head is pounding, she's boring the life outta me. They're for my heart. Oh. You have very pretty eyes. You're a pretty lady. Who are you? I'm here to do an interview with that *Doctor* Russel. I'm going to expose her as a fraud. *Nods* Doctor Emma Russel! *applause* Oops.
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| 19423 |
You don't put any stock in this cold fusion mumbo jumbo do ya?
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| 10929 |
If you think that be giving cold fusion to the world and giving up unimaginable wealth you'll make us happy, you're right.
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| 10929 |
I love this country.
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| 10929 |
My name is Thomas Moore. I was named after a Saint who died for his
faith.
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| 10929 |
My name is Buro Houtenfaust. I was named for a Saint who was a very
wealthy man. He had the wine, the women, the songs, the whole bit,
and then inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and became a hermit.
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| 10929 |
-What is your name?
-I don't have a name.
-Sad. Will you have a name when we get home?
-I don't have a home.
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| 10929 |
-Who are you?
-Nobody has a clue. Least of all me.
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| 3225 |
1) They'll find you. They found me and that's a very hard thing to do. 2) I found you 1) Yes you did
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| 3225 |
1) give it back 2) sorry I just wanted to watch you put it away again. what else do you keep in there?
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| 3225 |
While you're down there......get the pocket knife out of my boot
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| 3225 |
1) I really like this guy 2) too bad we have to kill him 1) Yeah too bad
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| 28597 |
1)To spider: You've got the recipe, where's my dough?
2)To human fly: Recipe incomplete. Cake won't rise. Hence, no dough.
1)I am not the baker, but don't make me the butcher.
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| 28597 |
1)Why would you steal cold fusion? it's free. Why would you do that?
2)8 million reasons.
1)8 million, wow. That's all?
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| 28597 |
1)Why would you steal cold fusion? it's free. Why would you do that?
2)8 million reasons.
1)8 million, wow. That's all?
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My name is Bruno Houtenfaust, I was named for a Saint who was a very wealthy man. He had the wine the women the songs the whole bit, and then inexcplicably took a vow of poverty, and became a hermit! Went off to live in the forest...in the nude.
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wrong place for a condom, take it off.
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| 10929 |
Dead man walking.
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| 48700 |
guy: Tell me you love me. girl: I...love you. guy: Simon. girl: I love you, Simon. guy: miracle 3.
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| slowjay |
Friends, countrymen, Russians!
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