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Three Kings - 1999 Movie Quotes


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  Is this the proctology tent? (full quote)
5110 1: Take those off! 2: I didn't get to use night-vision. 1: They don't work during the day! 2: They do, kinda. (full quote)
5110 Are we shooting people or what? (full quote)
5110 1: No unnecessary shots, Conrad, 'cause we know what they do. 2: make infected pockets full of bile, sir. 1: That's right, Conrad, that's what they do. (full quote)
5110 1: The way it works is, you do the thing you're scared shitless of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it. 2: That's a dumbass way to work. It should be the other way around. 1: I know. That's the way it works. (full quote)
5110 1: I'm talking about millions in Kuwaiti bullion. 2: You mean them little cubes you put in hot water and make soup? 1: No, not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup. (full quote)
5172 If they surrender, don't shoot, if they don't surrender, then shoot. (full quote)
5172 SOLDIER #1: I didn't think I'd see anyone get shot over here. VIG: It looked like the guy's head blew three feet into the air -- (full quote)
  Chief: I told you, Lexus doesn't make a convertible. (full quote)
641 what is the problem with Michael Jackson? (full quote)
8190 1 - They pulled it outta the guy's ass. 2 - That's not the real story. 3 - Then what is the real story? 2 - They got it outta the guy's dick. With a pair of tweezers. 3 - A ten page document of Saddam's? 2 - Yeah. Except it was real small. Like the books you find in the boxes of Cracker Jack's. (full quote)
  Chief: Just us and a humvee out by the Euphrates River Valley. Conrad: Where they put Moses in the basket. Chief: That's Egypt Conrad: We three kings be stealin' the gold. . . My friends all drive porsches I must make amends. (full quote)
  Conrad: Hey! No comprende English, motherfucker? Troy: Hey, what is your problem? Could you act in a more professional manner please, you're makin' 'em crazy! Conrad:I wanted to be professional, he just wouldn't take his fuckin' rags off. Troy: Just pay attention to how it's done: Excuse me, sir, listen sir, we're gonna need you to disrobe like all the other towelheads, okay? Well i hate to see it come to this. Strip him down. Conrad: Whoa!Whoa! Whoawhoawhoawhoa! Troy! Troy, Troy, come here check this out! Troy: There's a document in that guys ass. Conrad: We've got a classified situation here! Bolo: You think he ate it? Troy: No, it wouldn't come out perfect like that if he ate it. Pull it out Private, pull it out! Conrad: Aww man, I didn't join the Army to pull paper outta people's asses! Nosir, not what I signed up for! Troy: Open it up. Conrad: You only gave me one glove! Troy: Well I'm sorry, I only have one glove. But you have to open it up, that's how the chain of command works! (full quote)
peridot73 Walter, just stand outside so Chief can translate my Iraqi ass map... okay? (full quote)
ShadowDragyn Poor fuckin' birds! (full quote)
10929 Conrad, stop talking now! (full quote)
10929 Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam. They thought they'd have our support. They didn't. Now they're being slaughtered. (full quote)
10929 what's the most important thing in life? (full quote)
10929 --Sit down. What do you see here? --Bunkers, sir. --What's in them? --Stuff they stole from Kuwait. (full quote)
10929 --Oh look at you, Adriana. Look at what's become of you. --Yeah, look at me. I've got my clothes on. I'm dressed! (full quote)
10929 --Sir? --Yes? --Is it true to be in special forces you have to cut an enemy's ear off? --Are you able to contain him? --Yes, sir. (full quote)
10929 We three kings be stealin' the gold. (full quote)
10929 --I'm gonna buy a set of Lexus convertibles in every color. --I told you, Lexus don't make a convertible. --I'll bet you a Lexus they do. --Alright, but it won't be a convertible. (full quote)
10929 --Are you ready to work with me now? --Yeah, I'm ready to work with you. --good, because I've got an amazing lead. (full quote)
10929 --Let's just stick to the plan The plan is for the gold, right? --Hold on, we can help these people first, and then we can be on our way. (full quote)
10929 --what was that? --I rigged the football with C-4, sir. --Why would you do that? (full quote)
10929 That's what makes Rangers badass, we get the best flashlights. (full quote)
10929 --You're scared, right? --Maybe. (full quote)
10929 --One gold Rolex would get me a very nice split-level house outside of Garland. --Five Rolexes would get my family that Lexus convertible. (full quote)
10929 --I told you Lexus doesn't make a convertible. --Yes they do. It has room in the back for a kid's seat. --Infiniti has a convertible, but not Lexus. --Wrong. --Either way, the Good Lord has put this map in our path and I believe we're gonna find something. --Yeah, he could also put a land mine in our path if we go out there. (full quote)
  (Troy):Are we shooting? (Soldier 1): What? (Troy): Are we shooting people or what? (Soldier 1): Are we shooting? (Troy): That's what I'm asking you! (Soldier 1): What's the answer? (Troy): I don't know the answer, that's what I'm trying to find out! (Conrad, to Bolo): I can see a grain of sand in there, I just can't get it out... (Soldier 2):Hey you gimme some gum? (Soldier 3): I already gave you some! (Troy): I think this guy has a weapon...yeah, he does! -gunshot- (Conrad): Congratulations, my man! You just shot yourself a raghead! Dag! I didn't think I would see anybody getting shot in this war! (Soldier 1): hey, take a picture! (full quote)
10929 I Get Around. (full quote)
10929 Party All The Time. (full quote)
36980 Walter, just stand outside so Chief can translate my Iraqi ass map... okay? (full quote)
10929 God Bless the USA. (full quote)
10929 If you leave me now. (full quote)
10929 The plan is for the gold, right? (full quote)
  I don't really have a day job sir. (full quote)
  why can't you just speak american (full quote)
44723 Saddam's comming and he's pissed! (full quote)
  I knew this colour would come in handy (full quote)
10929 A ten-page atlas of Saddam's bunkers? (full quote)
10929 We're fighting Saddam and dying, and you're stealing gold. (full quote)
33944 [Tagline]_ In a war without heroes, they were kings (full quote)