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Is this the proctology tent?
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| 5110 |
1: Take those off!
2: I didn't get to use night-vision.
1: They don't work during the day!
2: They do, kinda.
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| 5110 |
Are we shooting people or what?
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| 5110 |
1: No unnecessary shots, Conrad, 'cause we know what they do.
2: make infected pockets full of bile, sir.
1: That's right, Conrad, that's what they do.
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| 5110 |
1: The way it works is, you do the thing you're scared shitless of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it.
2: That's a dumbass way to work. It should be the other way around.
1: I know. That's the way it works.
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| 5110 |
1: I'm talking about millions in Kuwaiti bullion.
2: You mean them little cubes you put in hot water and make soup?
1: No, not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup.
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| 5172 |
If they surrender, don't shoot, if
they don't surrender, then shoot.
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| 5172 |
SOLDIER #1:
I didn't think I'd see anyone get
shot over here.
VIG:
It looked like the guy's head blew
three feet into the air --
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Chief: I told you, Lexus doesn't make a convertible.
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| 641 |
what is the problem with Michael Jackson?
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| 8190 |
1 - They pulled it outta the guy's ass.
2 - That's not the real story.
3 - Then what is the real story?
2 - They got it outta the guy's dick. With a pair of tweezers.
3 - A ten page document of Saddam's?
2 - Yeah. Except it was real small. Like the books you find in the boxes of Cracker Jack's.
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Chief: Just us and a humvee out by the Euphrates River Valley.
Conrad: Where they put Moses in the basket.
Chief: That's Egypt
Conrad: We three kings be stealin' the gold. . . My friends all drive porsches I must make amends.
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Conrad: Hey! No comprende English, motherfucker?
Troy: Hey, what is your problem? Could you act in a more professional manner please, you're makin' 'em crazy!
Conrad:I wanted to be professional, he just wouldn't take his fuckin' rags off.
Troy: Just pay attention to how it's done: Excuse me, sir, listen sir, we're gonna need you to disrobe like all the other towelheads, okay?
Well i hate to see it come to this. Strip him down.
Conrad: Whoa!Whoa! Whoawhoawhoawhoa! Troy! Troy, Troy, come here check this out!
Troy: There's a document in that guys ass.
Conrad: We've got a classified situation here!
Bolo: You think he ate it?
Troy: No, it wouldn't come out perfect like that if he ate it. Pull it out Private, pull it out!
Conrad: Aww man, I didn't join the Army to pull paper outta people's asses! Nosir, not what I signed up for!
Troy: Open it up.
Conrad: You only gave me one glove!
Troy: Well I'm sorry, I only have one glove. But you have to open it up, that's how the chain of command works!
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| peridot73 |
Walter, just stand outside so Chief can translate my Iraqi ass map... okay?
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| ShadowDragyn |
Poor fuckin' birds!
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| 10929 |
Conrad, stop talking now!
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| 10929 |
Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam. They thought they'd
have our support. They didn't. Now they're being slaughtered.
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| 10929 |
what's the most important thing in life?
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| 10929 |
--Sit down. What do you see here?
--Bunkers, sir.
--What's in them?
--Stuff they stole from Kuwait.
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| 10929 |
--Oh look at you, Adriana. Look at what's become of you.
--Yeah, look at me. I've got my clothes on. I'm dressed!
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| 10929 |
--Sir?
--Yes?
--Is it true to be in special forces you have to cut an enemy's ear off?
--Are you able to contain him?
--Yes, sir.
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| 10929 |
We three kings be stealin' the gold.
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| 10929 |
--I'm gonna buy a set of Lexus convertibles in every color.
--I told you, Lexus don't make a convertible.
--I'll bet you a Lexus they do.
--Alright, but it won't be a convertible.
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| 10929 |
--Are you ready to work with me now?
--Yeah, I'm ready to work with you.
--good, because I've got an amazing lead.
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| 10929 |
--Let's just stick to the plan The plan is for the gold, right?
--Hold on, we can help these people first, and then we can be on our
way.
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| 10929 |
--what was that?
--I rigged the football with C-4, sir.
--Why would you do that?
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| 10929 |
That's what makes Rangers badass, we get the best flashlights.
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| 10929 |
--You're scared, right?
--Maybe.
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| 10929 |
--One gold Rolex would get me a very nice split-level house outside of
Garland.
--Five Rolexes would get my family that Lexus convertible.
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| 10929 |
--I told you Lexus doesn't make a convertible.
--Yes they do. It has room in the back for a kid's seat.
--Infiniti has a convertible, but not Lexus.
--Wrong.
--Either way, the Good Lord has put this map in our path and I believe
we're gonna find something.
--Yeah, he could also put a land mine in our path if we go out there.
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(Troy):Are we shooting? (Soldier 1): What? (Troy): Are we shooting people or what? (Soldier 1): Are we shooting? (Troy): That's what I'm asking you! (Soldier 1): What's the answer? (Troy): I don't know the answer, that's what I'm trying to find out! (Conrad, to Bolo): I can see a grain of sand in there, I just can't get it out... (Soldier 2):Hey you gimme some gum? (Soldier 3): I already gave you some! (Troy): I think this guy has a weapon...yeah, he does! -gunshot-
(Conrad): Congratulations, my man! You just shot yourself a raghead! Dag! I didn't think I would see anybody getting shot in this war! (Soldier 1): hey, take a picture!
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| 10929 |
I Get Around.
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| 10929 |
Party All The Time.
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| 36980 |
Walter, just stand outside so Chief can translate my Iraqi ass map... okay?
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| 10929 |
God Bless the USA.
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| 10929 |
If you leave me now.
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| 10929 |
The plan is for the gold, right?
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I don't really have a day job sir.
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why can't you just speak american
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| 44723 |
Saddam's comming and he's pissed!
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I knew this colour would come in handy
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| 33944 |
[Tagline]_ In a war without heroes, they were kings
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| 10929 |
A ten-page atlas of Saddam's bunkers?
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| 10929 |
We're fighting Saddam and dying, and you're stealing gold.
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