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| 4064 |
But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same.
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| 4064 |
Well, slotted pig, they're standard issue.
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| 4064 |
We've been detected, the walls, their are closing in! Quick help me prop up vegetable man or will be done for.
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| 4064 |
We've been detected, the walls, they're closing in! Quick help me prop up vegetable man or will be done for.
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| 3222 |
Ahh.. nobody look till I get my cork back in.
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| 4146 |
Youve heard of Kung Fu now get ready for Pork chop
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For the monkeys!
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| 4318 |
Lucky? Are you shrinked raped? I lost my arm!!!
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| 4318 |
1)Is everyone present andaccounted for? 2)Not everyone. 1)Who's behind? 3)Mine.
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| 4318 |
I might not be a smart dog, but I know what road-kill is.
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| 4538 |
I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
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I'm gonna spend time with MY DAD! You're a Great Dad!
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| 5240 |
1. I'll never give in, you killed my father! 2. No, Buzz, I AM your FATHER. 3. NOOOOOOOOO!
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| 5240 |
It's your choice, Woody, you can go with them or stay with us and last forever. (farts) OOOOHHHHWHEEEEEE! (chuckles) I guess that's why they call me Stinky Pete.
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| 6034 |
...and Monkey chow. Monkey chow, for what? FOR THE MONKEYS!
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| 3225 |
...and I'm packing your angry eyes just in case
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Ride like the wind, BullsEye!
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| 8871 |
Hello. I'm Tourguide Barbie.
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Okay now i'm officially freaked out
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I am a space Ranger sent to protect the galaxy from the evil emporer Zurg
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| 12538 |
please keep all arms and accessories inside the car at all times, thank you!
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| 8563 |
Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.
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| 8563 |
You killed my father.
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| 8563 |
You killed my father.
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| 8563 |
You can't rush art.
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| 8563 |
Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
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I'm a married spud... I'm a married spud... I'm a married spud!
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| 19275 |
Buzz: How could I forget? My anti-gravitational device!... Everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall.
Slinky: He wouldn't.
Mr. Potato Head: He would.
*lets go*
Everyone: Aaaaaah!
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| 19412 |
But I don't wanna use my head!!
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| 19412 |
I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday. All the way to work!
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| Sarah ;D |
Hi, I'm Tour-guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories inside the car, and please, no flash photography!
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How do you spell F.B.I.???!!
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How do you spell F.B.I.???!!
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what's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all one stitch away from here - to there. -Wheezy
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Mrs. Potatohead- .....and some monkey chow.
Mr. Potatohead- Monkey chow? what 'chu need monkey chow for?
Mrs. Potatohead- For the monkeys, of course. Here monkeys!
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| Marvin Acme |
#1-I’ll never give in you killed my father! #2-No Buzz, I AM YOU FATHER. #1-Noooo!
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| Marvin Acme |
I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
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| 21033 |
I just want you to kow that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote in my planet.
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You have saved our lives, we are eternally gratefull!
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Mrs. Potato head- oh, look at them, they are so cute! Let's adopt them!
Aliens- Daddy!!
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| 13284 |
1. Hey, everybody, why did the toys cross the road? 2. Not now, Hamm. 3. Oh, I love riddles, why? 1. To get to the chicken ON THE OTHER SIDE!
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You my little cowboy friend are gonna make me big buc buc bucks
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| 13284 |
1. Prospector, this isn't fair! 2. FAIR? I'll show you what's not fair! Spending a lifetime on a DIME-STORE SHELF watching EVERY OTHER toy be sold! Well, finally, my waiting has paid off and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
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Well, aren't you the sweetest space toy I ever met!
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| 22140 |
Jessie:It's you!It's really you!
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| 22140 |
Why, everyone knows who you are, WOO-DY!
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| 10929 |
You've got a friend in me.
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1) Is everyone present and accounted for? 2) Not everyone. 1) Who's behind? 3) Mine.
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___ it's a common misconception
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| Marvin Acme |
How shall she die? Shark or death by monkeys?
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| Marvin Acme |
Golly Bob howdy!
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- Squawk! #2- what's that? Jessie & Prospector are trapped in the old abandon mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
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| Marvin Acme |
Cowboy Crunchies the only cereal that's sugar frosted and dipped in chocolate proudly presents...
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| FutureHunter94 |
1) Buzz. I Can't Go. I Can't Abandon These Guys. They Need Me To Get Into This Museum. Without Me, They'll Go Back Into Storage, Maybe Forever!
2 Woody, You're Not A Collector's Item. You're A Child's Plaything. You Are A Toy!
3) For How Much Longer? One more Rip, And Andy's Done With Me. And What Do I Do Then Buzz? Huh? You Tell Me.
4) Somewhere In That Pad Of Stuffing Is A Toy Who Taught Me That Life's Only Worth Living If You're Being Loved By A Kid. And I Travelled All This Way To Rescue That Toy Because I Believed Him.
5) Well, You Wasted Your Time.
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| FutureHunter94 |
1) Prospector?
2) You're Out Of Your Box!
3) I Tried Reasoning With You, Woody... But You Keep Forcing Me To Take Extreme Measures.
4) Wait A Minute. You Turned On The TV Last Night, Not Jesse.
5) Look, We Have An Eternity To Spend Together In The Museum. Let's Not start Off By Pointing Fingers, Shall We?
6) You Really Are Stinky Pete, Aren't You?
7) Prospector, This Isn't Fair.
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| FutureHunter94 |
1) your Choice, Woody. You Can Go To Japan Together Or In Pieces. If He Fixed Ya Once, He Can Fix Ya Again. Now, Get In The Box!
2) Never!
3) Fine!
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| FutureHunter94 |
1) Take That, Space Toy!
2) Hey! No One Does That To My Friend!
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