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Waterboy, The - 1998 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
3225 1) They ever catch that gorilla that escaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye 2) No mama, the search continues (full quote)
3225 1) Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity? 2) That's nonsense. I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the devil! (full quote)
2946 Viki Valencourt showed me her boobies and I liked them too! (full quote)
2946 Mama said mama said my mama said mama said my mama my mama said (full quote)
2946 You ain't gots what they call the social skills (full quote)
2946 Somethin wrong with his medulla onblongata (full quote)
2946 Stop making fun of me. (full quote)
4184 what moma dont know want hurt her (full quote)
  I'll have a scotch and water hold the scotch (full quote)
5120 Betcha 50 bucks QuarterBack throws a touchdown pass on the first play, check it out. Woohooo!!! You owe me 50 bucks!!! You said it was gonna be a touchdown You crazy asshole!! (full quote)
5120 He's the best tackler i've seen since Joe Montana. Joe Montana was a QuarterBack you Idiot!! I said Joe Montanya!!! (full quote)
5085 she showed me her boobies and i liked them too (full quote)
5102 1) Bobby, did you just make a joke? 2) Yes, yes I did. 1) Heh, heh. (full quote)
5267 Something's wrong with his medula oblongata. (full quote)
3594 Mama: The chickens are comin' home to roost, Bobby Bousche. You'll reap the fruit of your selfish ways! You gonna lose all your fancy foosball games and you're gonna fail your big exam...because school is... Bobby: The devil! Mama: Huh! Bobby: Everything is the devil to you, MAMA! Well, I like school! And I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' 'em both, cuz they make me feel good!...And by the way Mama, Alligators are ornery, cuz their medulla oblongata!......And I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! (full quote)
4066 I am not what you would call a handsome man. God did not choose to bless me with good looks, charm or a fully functional brain. (full quote)
5994 WATER SUCKS! IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS! (full quote)
  Well, back in 1966, Pickup sticks (full quote)
6890 She's not the devil momma, she's the most beautiful girl in the world (full quote)
6890 Water sucks, it really really sucks (full quote)
  still cold (full quote)
  all i had to do all day is play with steeeeve (full quote)
  You're wrong Colonel Sanders! (full quote)
7869 Who dat? Who dar? (full quote)
7815 HERE COMES SERGEANT STUTTER. (full quote)
7815 OH,SO THAT'S what OPENING UP A CAN OF WHIP-ASS FEELS LIKE (full quote)
  Y-you sound like a big chu-chu-train. (full quote)
10734 love mama (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 1)he poked me in the eye!! 2)captain insano shows no mercy! (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass you crazy asshole!! (full quote)
  Slap hands! Slap hands! (full quote)
  Slap hands! Slap hands! (full quote)
  Kid: So Bobby, have you ever been with a girl? Bobby: Yeah. A lot of them. I been with lots of guys too. (full quote)
12153 Lawrence Taylor: Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don't do crack. (full quote)
12153 Bobby Boucher: My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. (full quote)
12153 Kline: Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too. Bobby: No. Kline: Gatorade! Bobby: H2O! Kline: Gatorade! Bobby: H2O! Kline: Water sucks. It really really sucks. Water sucks. (full quote)
12153 [After Bobby demonstrates his tackling ability.] Coach Klein : Bobby, can you do that for me every game? Bobby : Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you. (full quote)
  what Mama don't know won't hurt her. (full quote)
14334 Girls are the devil. (full quote)
  Visualize and attack! (full quote)
  It's OK fellas, Mr. Coach Klein said it's OK!! (full quote)
  Slap hands!! (full quote)
  YOU CAN DO IT!! (full quote)
  Mama says that happiness comes from little rays of sunshine that shine down when your feeling blue. (full quote)
  Gaaaaaatorade!Gaaaaatorade!Water SUCKS,it really really sucks! (full quote)
  at half time in the final (full quote)
  Water sucks....Gatorade's better. Water sucks....Gatorade's better. (full quote)
  Chao, Roberto (full quote)
  Now that what i call high quality h2o (full quote)
  Captain Inferno shows no mercy (full quote)
  He died of the dehydration...i woulda gave him some water but i was just a little baby in mommas tummy! (full quote)
  now that's hi quality H2O (full quote)
  I bet it's the first time you've seen a pair of these. Yes. I really appreciate what you're showing me right now. (full quote)
  Oh really, my momma says that too. Aren't all moms the same? (full quote)
  Oh really, my momma says that too. Aren't all moms the same? (full quote)
  bobbys the cheater!! cut his freaking head off! (full quote)
  i never said your mumma was the devil. please dont hurt me (full quote)
  Whoo Were Gonna Kick Some Names And Take Some Ass!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Its Clean Its Cold Now Thats what I Call High Quallity H20 (gets hit with the football over the head) Its Ova Dere!! (full quote)
  gaterade, gaterade (full quote)
  Now thats some high quality H2O! (full quote)
  N-N-N-now that's some h-h-hi-igh quality h2o! (full quote)
  N-N-N-now that's some h-h-hi-igh quality h2o! (full quote)
  Oh no! We suck again! (full quote)
  1)you can do it you can do it all night long(hahaha)2) i goin to go do it (full quote)
  Gatorade, H20, Gatorade, H20, Gatorade, H20 Water Sucks it really really sucks Water Sucks it really really sucks (full quote)
  not only does gatorade quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too idiot, Bobby:your drinking the wrong kinda water, coach Kline:gaaatorade, Bobby:H2O, coach Kline:gaaaaaaaatorade, Bobby:H2O (full quote)
  he spit in the c-c-c-cooler ! (full quote)
  YOU CAN DO IT...CUT HIS FRAEKING HAD OFF!!! (full quote)
  you can do it. You can do it alllll night looong! (full quote)
  Gatorade's better...... H2O! Gatorade....... H2O! (full quote)
  i'm sorry. we was lookin' for the bourbon bowl, but it looks like we ended up in retardville, USA! (full quote)
  Bobby this is a hard class, Why are you taking it? I like the beautiful view. (full quote)
  Defence: GAAAATTTOOORAAAADDDEE! Bobby: H20! Defence: GAAAATTTOOORAAAADDDEE! Bobby: H20! Defence:GAAAAATTTOOORAAAADDDEE! Bobby: H20! Defence:Water sucks it really realy suck! Bobby: You're drinking the wrong water! (full quote)
  Its cold, its fresh, now thats what i call high quality H2O (full quote)
  I like Viki and she likes me to and she showed me her boobies and i liked them too!! (full quote)
  The quarterback he fakes to left, no no no he fakes to the right, no he doesn't fake he thinks about faking he pretends to fake...I don't know where I am. (full quote)
  You can do it! (full quote)
  1. Why is everything the devil to you mama? 2. That's what I call High-quality H20 (full quote)
  YOU CAN DO IT!!, CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!! (full quote)
8217 Little girls are the devil! (full quote)
13284 1. Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity? 2. I INVENTED ELECTRIcity! BEN FRANKLIN IS THE DEVIL! (full quote)
13284 (during play when Bobby imagines a player is his mama) Fake mama: Little girls are the devil! 1. She's not the devil! She's the most beautiful woman in the world! Real player: I NEVER SAID SHE WAS THE DEVIL! 1. SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD! (tackles player before confronting him) I'm sorry, Mama, I love you! Real player: I love you too. (full quote)
13284 1. Sounds like you could use a shower, Stinky! (sprays water on Bobby) 2. You can say what you want about my personal hygiene but please don't waste any water. (full quote)
13284 (flashback 18 years earlier) 1. Hey, Waterboy, watch this! (spits into water jug and walks away as Bobby lunges at him) 2. Now, was our water engineer about to bash one of my football players? 3. But he spit in the c-cooler. 2. That player is a finely tuned athletic machine and I ain't gonna have him hit in the head by some idiot waterboy. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? (full quote)
13284 1. Hello, Jim, is it possible to speak to Captain Insano? 2. Shoot, Mr. B. 1. Captain Insano, I notice sometimes that when you are wrestling, or opening up a can of Whoop-Ass as you say, you seem to be sweating quite profusely. 2. Yeah? 1. I was just wondering if you need the skills of an experienced waterboy? 2.(chuckles) That's pretty cute, how old are you, 11? 12? 1. I am 31 years old. (2. and announcer on TV burst out laughing) 2. Guarantee that guy's still a virgin! (full quote)
13284 (flashback) 1. A girl was nice to me at the creek this morning. 2. Really? 1. We went fishing together, her name's Vicki. 2. I don't ever want you associating with little girls! 1. Why not, Mama? 2. Because little girls are the devil! (full quote)
13284 HEY, MORON! DUH! (imitating Bobby) L-LOOK AT ME, I'M THE W-WATERBOY! I GOT A wooden SPOON, DUH! (full quote)
14345 Let's kick some names and take some ass! (full quote)
14345 (in a flashback) 1)Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity? 2)That's nonsense! I invneted electricity! Ben Franklin is the DEVIL! (full quote)
14345 I think you zigged when you should've zagged on that one. (full quote)
14345 1)Hey waterboy! 2)Yes, Mr. Coah Buyou? 1)YOU'RE FIRED!!! 2)Okay. (full quote)
14345 1)Mama, Vicky is an astrologist. 2)I don't believe in that sort of thing. Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil. (full quote)
14345 1)Bobby! It's me, your daddy, Roberto! 2)Daddy? 1)You know, I saw you on the ESPN and how you was going to the NFL! 2)I'm not going to the NFL. I'm going to go to school and graduate. 1)To hell with school, dopey! Take the money! Then we can be partners! Just like that Tiger Woods and his daddy! (full quote)
14345 1)Ha, ha. That's real cute, kid. How old are you? 11? 12? 2)I'm 31 years old. (1 starts laughing) 1)Guarentee that guy's still a virgin! (full quote)
14345 STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!! (full quote)
14345 YOU CAN DO IT!!! (full quote)
14345 (reading a letter) 1)Dear Helen... (to 2) Who's Helen? 2)That's my first name, Bobby. 1)Oh... (full quote)
14345 1)Will all of your please leave so my mama get get her rest? (he leaves) 2)Well wake her ass up! We gotta win tomorrow! (full quote)
14345 1)Hey waterboy, you think you're willing to beat all of us? 2)Kick his water-loving ass, Greg! 1)I asked you a question, dumbass! (holds a knife to his neck) 3)If you even exhale, I will saw your head off! 4)YOU CAN DO IT! CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF! (full quote)
14345 1)This is the best day of my life! 2)You just wait until tonight! 1)What's gonna happen tonight? 2)You'll see. 3)YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG!!! 1)I'm going to go do it. (full quote)
14345 Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school! And I like football! And I'm going to keep doing them both because they make me feel good! And by the way, Mama, alligators are ornery because of their medula oblingata! And I like Vicky and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I liked them too! (full quote)
14345 1)Is there a girl you're seeing? 2)Seeing? (looks around) Oh, I see a lot of girls. I see a lot of guys too. 1)Really? Have you ever been with a guy and a girl at the same time? 2)Oh yeah. Plenty of times. The other night, I was with my mama and coach Klein at the same time. (full quote)
14345 1)Bobby, come inside before that witch casts a spell on us! 2)I'm sorry, Vicky Valencourt. 3)whatever. (full quote)
14628 No, Colonel Sanders! YOU WRONG!! (full quote)
17610 Mama said alligators are ornery cause they got all those teeth and no toothbrush.. (full quote)
17610 Mama said alligators are ornery cause they got all those teeth and no toothbrush. (full quote)
18779 mama says that happieness is magic rays of sunshine that come down when youre feeling blue (full quote)
20947 1: I bet ya 50 bucks they'll do a touchdown pass the first play. (After first play: ) 1:WOOO! You owe me 50 bucks! 2: You said it would be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole. (full quote)
20947 1: I haven't seen a tackler this good ssnce Joe Montana! 2: Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot. 1: I said Joe Montanya. (full quote)
20947 Bobby Boucher: Now that's what I call high-quality H2O! (full quote)
20947 Bobby: So that's what openin' up a can of whoop-ass feels like. Coach: Son, you just opened up a whole CASE of whoop-ass!! (full quote)
20947 Bobby: And I like school! And I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' 'em both 'cuz they make me feel good! (Leaves and comes back) And I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them, too! (full quote)
20947 Look who's on TV, Mama. The devil. (full quote)
24339 you can do it! Cut his fucking head off! (full quote)
1ajas Now that is some high quality H2O! (full quote)
crowecat I am not what you would call a handsome man. The Lord chose not to bless me with charm, athletic ability or a fully functional brain. (full quote)
crowecat Heknocked the poop out of him! (full quote)
30778 1.How old are you kid 11,12?2.I'm 31 years old. (laughing out loud) (full quote)
32472 Moma says the alligators are ornry becuase they have all them teeth and no toothbrus! (full quote)
  Needle dick Needle dick Needle dick (full quote)
  My momma says that happiness comes from magic rays of sunshine that come down when we're feeling blue (full quote)
  I love my momma very much, now you know that (full quote)
  bobby: my mama said that aligaters are so stuburn beacuse, they have all them teeth and no toothbrush to brush them with (full quote)
  Are you gonna let them push you around like that? Here you gotta stand up for yourself. Hey Moron Moron ooh i'm the waterboy i got a spoon! stop making fin of me AAAAAAAAAAAARGH Oh,wow,Damn!!!!!!! (full quote)
  M-Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. (full quote)
10929 A man with a serious drinking problem. (full quote)
dilgerfan Water sucks, it really, really sucks (full quote)
38141 Townie: Oh no! We suck again! (full quote)
45060 1)DAMN! 2)DAMN! 3)ISH KEE O DOE!! (full quote)
castle Not only does gatorade quench your thirst better it also taste better (full quote)
helz89 1: i want you to do to casey what captain insano does to the bad guy 2: ow he poked me in the eye 3: captain insano shows no mercy (full quote)
scootervol2001 Who's it going to be? Who's it going to be? Oh yeah, there's my bitch! (full quote)