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Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.
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| 5435 |
1: Did you just call me Lotte? 2: Do you mind? 1: No, not really.
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| 6814 |
I think, I feel, I suffer.
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| 3605 |
Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.
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| 3605 |
Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?
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| 3605 |
You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes! Then, after about 15 minutes, you're spit into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!
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| 3605 |
Maybe she's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover.
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| 3605 |
1) You see, Maxine, it's not just playing with dolls! 2) You're right, my darling. It's so much more. It's playing with people!
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| 3605 |
1) With all due respect, John, it's MY portal. 2) It's MY head, Schwartz! It's MY head!
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| 3605 |
I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.
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| 3605 |
Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?
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| 3605 |
: I think it's kinda sexy that John Malkovich has a portal, y'know, sort of like, it's like, like he has a vagina. It's sort of vaginal, y'know, like he has a, he has a penis AND a vagina. I mean, it's sort of like... Malkovich's... feminine side. I like that.
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| 3605 |
what happens when a man goes through his own portal?
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| 3605 |
This portal is mine and must be sealed up forever, for the love of God.
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| 3605 |
I have been to the dark side. I have seen a world that no man should ever see.
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| 9011 |
Do you have any idea what it's like to have two people look at you with total lust and devotion through the same pair of eyes? No, I don't suppose you would.. Quite a thrill, Craigy
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hot lesbian witches, think of it man, it's fucking genius!
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So tell me somwthing about yourself...
Well, I'm a puppeter...
CHECK!
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| 3605 |
Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man!
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| 3605 |
She has her doctorate in speech impedimentology from Case Western.
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| 3605 |
Meet you in Malkovich in an hour.
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| 3605 |
1) Can I buy you a drink, Maxine? 2) Are you married? 1) Yes, but enough about me.
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| 3605 |
1) Which of these two letters comes first, this one or this one? 2) Um, the symbol on the right is not a letter, sir? 1) Damn, you're good!
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| 3605 |
You don't know how lucky you are being a monkey. Because consciousness is a terrible curse. I think. I feel. I suffer.
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| 11735 |
LITTLE JOHNNY MALKOPEE!!
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| 12854 |
It's my head Schwartz! It's my head!
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Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich...Malcokich Malkovich Malkovich Malcokich Malkovich Malkovich Malcokich Malkovich Malkovich Malcokich Malkovich Malkovich Malcokich Malkovich Malkovich Malcokich Malkovich Malkovich
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Hey Malkovich, think fast!
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| 16093 |
Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?
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| 23319 |
You don't know how lucky you are being a monkey. Because consciousness is a terrible curse. I think. I feel. I suffer.
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| 7016 |
Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintery economic climate.
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| 8563 |
You don't know how lucky you are, being a monkey.
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| 8563 |
I've always wondered what it would be like to have a penis. Now I'll know.
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| 27458 |
what happens when a man goes through his own portal?
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| 8563 |
If you ever got me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me.
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| 8563 |
I'll meet you on the side of the road, by the New Jersey turnpike.
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| droshky |
Girl:Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Waiter: Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich ? Girl:Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Waiter: Malkovich Malkovich. (Turning to Malkovich) Malkovich ? Malkovich: Malkovich !
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| droshky |
Craig Schwartz: My name is Craig Schwartz and I have an interview with Dr. Lester. Floris: Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez. Craig Schwartz: My name is Schwartz. Floris: My name is warts? I'm sorry. I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants.
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| droshky |
Craig Schwartz: My name is Craig Schwartz and I have an interview with Dr. Lester. Floris: Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez. Craig Schwartz: My name is Schwartz. Floris: My name is warts? I'm sorry. I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants.
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| droshky |
Maxine: Who the fuck is John Malkovich? Craig: He's an actor. One of the great American actors of the 20th century. Maxine: What's he been in? Craig: Lots of things. He's very well respected. That jewel thief movie, for example. The point is that this is a very odd thing, supernatural, for lack of a better word. It raises all sorts of philosophical questions about the nature of self, about the existence of the soul. Am I me? Is Malkovich Malkovich? Was the Buddha right, is duality an illusion? Do you see what a can of worms this portal is? I don't think I can go on living my life as I have lived it. There's only one thing to do. Let's get married right away. Maxine: Is this Malkovich fellow appealing? Craig: Yes, of course! He's a celebrity! Maxine: Good. We'll sell tickets. Craig: Tickets to Malkovich? Maxine: Exactly. Two hundred dollars a pop.
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| droshky |
Craig: If I can guess your name in three tries, you have to come have a drink with me tonight. Maxine: Why not? Craig: Okay. You look like a ... BarrrRuuu-- BellllLuuuu-- Lllll-- Carolllll-- Taaaa-Sharrr--- SusaaannnEmmmmilllly--- Marr-- laaarr-- Maax...ine--M-M-M--Maxine? Maxine: Yeah! Who told you?
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| droshky |
I think it's kinda sexy that John Malkovich has a portal, y'know, sort of like, it's like, like he has a vagina. It's sort of vaginal, y'know, like he has a, he has a penis AND a vagina. I mean, it's sort of like... Malkovich's... feminine side. I like that.
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| droshky |
Craig: You were him, weren't you? Lotte: Yeah. Craig: And he was with her! Lotte: We love her, Craig. Craig: We? Lotte: John and me.
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| 8563 |
I piss orange.
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| 8563 |
I'll protect you, doll face.
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| 10929 |
I think. I feel. I suffer.
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| 10929 |
Malkovich Malkovich.
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| 10929 |
Do you see what a can of worms this portal is?
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| slothstylin |
The truth is for suckers, Johnny boy.
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| slothstylin |
That's even better! Hot lesbian witches, think about it, it's fucking genius.
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