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| 3225 |
1) Why did you kiss me? 2) I was about to be hanged it seemed like a good idea at the time
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| 3225 |
1) I think I'll kill you 2) Think of my children 1) You don't have any children 2) Someday I might
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| 3225 |
How about you, darling? Would you like a little kissy wissy?
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You made a new friend, didn't you Benny?
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1) I heard you foung yourselves a nice gooey mummy. Well congratulations. 2) You know if you dry that sucker out you can sell it for firewood.
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Death, is only the beginning.
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camels...filthy buggers...the bite, they smell, the spit..(jail keeper spits)
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O'Connell:Are you alright? Jonathan: Do I bloody look alright?
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Evelyn: well I may not be an explorer or an adventurer, but I am proud of what I am. O'Connell: And what is that? Evelyn: I...am a librarian.
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Mighty good show chaps! and did I panick? I think not!(pulls out pick-pocketed key)
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what is that God awful stench?(jail keeper lowers on rope)Oh.
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Jonathan, you lost the book! I can't believe you-
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Couldn't we just...
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O'Connell:You're gonna get yours ,Benny, you're gonna get yours!Benny: Oh, like I've never heard that before!
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| 5352 |
O'connell to Eve : Are you alright ? ....Jonathon : Well , I'm not sure ....
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| 5352 |
1) That's called stealing you know 2) According to you and my brother it's called borrowing .
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| 5352 |
1) And what's the task ? 2) Fly in . Rescue the damsel in distress . Kill the bad guy . Save the world . 1) I say ! Is it dangerous ? 2) Well you probably won't live through it . 1) By Jo , do you really think so ? 3) Well everyone else we've bumped into has perished , why not you ? 1) HA ha ! Whinston ... at you service !
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| 5352 |
1) Hey ! Hey ! O'connell !!!! Looks to me like I've got all the HORSES !!!!!!!!! 2) Hey Benny !!!! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river !!!!!!!!!!
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| 5352 |
1) The book ! The black book they found at Hamunaptra ! That's it ! That's all he wants ! I swear it ! That's all he wants ! And your sister.
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| 5352 |
I loved the whole sand-wall trick . It was beautiful !
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| 892 |
1) And what's the task ?
2) Fly in, rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world .
1) I say ! Is it dangerous ?
2) Well you probably won't live through it .
1) By Jo , do you really think so ?
3) Well, everyone else we've bumped into has perished. Why not you ?
1) HA ha ! Winston ... at you service !
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| 892 |
Winston! Pedal faster!
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| 892 |
If it ain't my lil' buddy Benny... I think I'll kill you
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| 892 |
Give me frogs, locusts, anything but you!
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| 892 |
Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy
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| 892 |
1) You lied to me
2)I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?
1)I am your sister!
2)That just makes you more gullible
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| 892 |
It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path
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| 5352 |
1) You came back from the dessert with a new friend didn't you Benny ?
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| 5352 |
( Refering to a cavernous hall filles with gold ) 1) Do you see....? 2) Ah-ha 1)Do you believe ........? 2) Ah-ha 2) Can we just ? 2) No
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| 5352 |
We told you to leave or die . You refused . Now yo may have killed us all . For you have unleshed the creature we have feared for more than three thousand years . ........... This creature is the bringer of death . He will never eat . He will never sleep . And he will never..stop
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| 5352 |
( Walking through a water fountin ) Some bloody idiot's spilt his drink !
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| 5871 |
You have unleashed the creature we have feared for more than three thousand years.
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this creature is the bringer of death. he will never eat, he will never sleep, he will never stop.
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| 6006 |
I know what you're thinking... what is place like me doing in a girl like this?
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| 5352 |
1) Is he supposed to look like that ? 2) No , I've never seen a muumy look like that .He's still..still... 1&3) JUICEY .
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Know this, this creature is the bringer of death. He will never eat, he will never sleep, he will never stop.
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| 5240 |
1. Well, if it ain't my little buddy Benny, I think I'll kill you. 2. Think of my children! 1. You don't have any children. 2. Some day I might
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| 5240 |
NO! YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE book!
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| 6252 |
It does that a lot around here.
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| 6252 |
Who are they? Priests...Imhotep's priests.... Alright, then. (Shooting!)
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| 6252 |
No harm ever came from reading a book.
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| 5240 |
1. Well it seems like the Americans had a misfortune of their own today, three of their diggers were... melted. 2. What? 1. Salt acid, pressurized salt acid, some kind of ancient booby trap.
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| 5352 |
1) I thought you didn't believe in all that fairy tales and hoakum 2) Well , having an encounter with a 3 thousand year old , walking , talkiing MUmmy , does tend to convert one .
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| 4921 |
Think of something fast, because if he turns me into a mummy, you're the first one I'm coming after.
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| 6402 |
Evelyn: Do you have any bright ideas?
Rick: Don't worry, I'll figure something out...
Evelyn: You better. Because if he turns me into a mummy, you're the first one I'm coming after.
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| 6402 |
Rick: Can you swim?
Evelyn: Well of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it!
Rick: (Throws her overboard) Trust me, it calls for it!
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| 6402 |
EVELYN: You know, nasty little fellows like yourself always get their come-uppances
BENI: They do??
EVELYN: Mmm-hmm, ALWAYS.
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| 6402 |
(After Evelyn sneaks over and takes the Book of the Dead from Dr. Chamberlin while he sleeps)
RICK: That's called 'stealing' you know.
EVELYN: Well according to you and my brother, it's called 'borrowing'.
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| 6402 |
(Rick throws his big bag of guns onto the table right in front of Evelyn, while she is quietly reading.)
RICK: Sorry, didn't mean to scare ya.
EVELYN: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connel, are you manners.
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| 5971 |
#1-Patience is a virtue. #2-Not right now it isn't!
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Come with me my princess it is time to make you mine forever.
For all eternity idiot
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Benni: Hey O'Connell! Looks like we have all the horses!
Rick: Hey Benni! Looks like you're on the wrong side of the river!
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| 6860 |
1) The map! The map! I forgot the map!
2) Relax. *I'm* the map. It's all up here.
1) Oh, that's comforting!
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| 6827 |
1.Do you sware?
2.Every damn day.
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| 7137 |
No harm ever came from reading a book.
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| 7137 |
No harm ever came from reading a book.
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| 7411 |
I know you're wondering: what is a place like me doing in a girl like this!
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| 7884 |
Rick:oops,didn't mean to scare you Evelyn:the only thing that scare's me O'connell are your manners
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| 7884 |
Rick:(throws bag on table)didn't mean to scare you Evelyn:the only thing that scares me O'connell are your manners
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Horus, old boy!
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1) And you think this justifies the killing of innocent people?
2) Let me think...to this creature?
2&3)YES!
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| 9340 |
#1: Looks like we go home empty handed... again.
#2: I wouldn't say that (Looking at #3)
#1: Oh puh-leese.
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Death will come on swift wings to whomsoever opens this chest.
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| Cryslin |
(its from its sequal) Alxe: My dad is going to kick your ass! Imhotep: I do not think so!
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eygptologist: what makes you so sure? O'connell: well what makes you? Henderson: well we got us a man who's actually been there. Jonathan: well what a coincidence, because O'connell.......(O'connell hits him over the head with his bag)
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| 5352 |
1) You were actually at Hamanaptra ? 2) Yeah I was there 1) Do you swear ? 2) Every damn day
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| 10471 |
Anaksa-na-moon.
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(1)Jonathan, you lied to me! (2) I lie to everybody! What makes you so special? (1) I am your sister! (2) Well that just makes you more gullible!
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Apparently he had a very good time!
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(1) Have you no respect for the dead? (2) Yes, but sometimes, I'd rather like to join them. (1) Well I wish you'd do it sooner rather than later before you ruin my career the way you've ruined yours!
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Jonathon. I think you've found something.
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IMUNNNNN SETNAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 11442 |
I bet you're wondering what a place like me is doing in a girl like this.
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They chareish water not gold
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Rick: Why if it isn't my little buddy Beni. I think I'll kill you.
Beni: Think of my children!
Rick: You don't have any kids.
Beni: Someday I might.
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| 12319 |
1) This chest is cursed only the undead may open it, ah curse my ass wheres the treasure....benny- we should not be here....benny- its the curse PREPARE OF THE CURSE! some guy- stupid supertious bastard!!!!! muhahahahahahah
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| 13381 |
1):I may not be an adventurer or an explorer, Mr O'connel, but i am proud of what i am 2): and uh, what exactly are you? 1): I am a librarian
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| 13331 |
I'll be seeing you again
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| 12153 |
My body is no longer his temple!
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| 12153 |
Don't you close that door!
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| 12153 |
Tuthmosis? .... Now how did you get up here?
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| 12153 |
Look at this! Sons of the Messiah! Give
me frogs, flies, locusts, Anything but this!
Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!
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| 12153 |
(1)I'm sorry, it was an accident.
(2)
When Ramesses destroyed Syria, it was an
accident. You are a catastrophe!
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| 12153 |
EVELYN:
Jonathan?
JONATHAN:
Yes?
EVELYN:
I think you found something.
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| 12153 |
Two questions. Who the hell is Seti the First?
And was he rich?
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| 12153 |
(1)
And what is he in prison for?
(2)
I did not know, so when I heard you were coming,
I asked him that myself.
(1)
And what did he say?
(2)
He said,....he was just looking for a good time.
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| 12153 |
So who's the broad?
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| 12153 |
(1)We uh,...found .... your puzzle box,
and we've come to ask you about it.
(2)
No.
(1)
No?
(2)
No. ...You came to ask me about
Hamunaptra.
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| 12153 |
personally, I think he's filthy,
rude and a complete scoundrel.
I don't like him one bit.
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| 12153 |
You always did have more balls
than brains.
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| 12153 |
(1)
I can't believe the price of
these fleabags.
(2)
We coulda had 'em for free, all
we had to do was give 'em your sister.
(1)
Yes, awfully tempting, wasn't it?
(2)
Awfully.
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| 12153 |
We're about to be shown the way.
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| 12153 |
(1)Oh my god, It's a preparation room.
(2)
Preparation for what?
(1) For entering the afterlife
(3)
Mummies, my good son, this is
where they made the mummies.
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| 12153 |
(1)This here is our statue,...friend.
(2)
Don't see your name on it,...pal
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| 12153 |
I believe if I can see it
and I can touch it, then it's
real. That's what I believe.
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| 12153 |
LEAVE THIS PLACE! .... LEAVE THIS
PLACE OR DIE!
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| 12153 |
These men are a desert people
they value water, not gold.
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| 12153 |
(1)Unlike my brother, sir, I know
when to say no.
(2)
Unlike your brother, Miss, you
I don't get.
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| 12153 |
(1) There is a curse upon this chest.
(2)
Curse my ass.
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| 12153 |
Death will come on swift wings
to whomever opens this chest
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| 12153 |
(1)
It says, there is one, the undead,
who if brought back to life, is
bound by sacred law to consummate
this curse.
(2)
Yeah, well, let's just make sure
we don't bring anybody back from
the dead then, huh?
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| 12153 |
(1)
Oh my god, love dreamed about
this ever since I was a little girl.
(2)
You dream about dead guys?
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| 12153 |
(1)
How!? You heard the man, no mortal
weapons can kill this guy.
(2)
Then we'll have to find some
immortal ones.
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| 12153 |
And the rivers and waters of
Egypt went red and were
as blood.
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| 13697 |
You'll always have me old mum.
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| 14017 |
No!! You must not read from the book!
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| 14017 |
1. Oooh. Now I may not be an explorer or a gunfighter, but I am proud of what I am. 2. And... what's that? 1. I am....a librarian. And, I am going to kiss you, Mr. O'Connell.
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| 13809 |
(Strong gust of wind) That happens a lot around here.
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| 14262 |
(Evie translates hieroglyphics) Take that Oxford scholars!!
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| 15323 |
I bet you're wondering what is a place like me doing in a girl like this?
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do you swear?....every damn day
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Rick: SO let me get this straight.....they take out your guts and they stuff them in...jars?
Evie: yes and they take out your heart as well...Oh! and you know how they take out your brain? they take a sharp, red hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit and then rip it all out through your nostrils!!
Rick: ewwwww!
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| 13901 |
1. Hey O'Connel looks to me like i've got all the horses! 2. Hey Benny looks to me like your on the wrong side of the river!!
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| 13901 |
1. Patience is a virtue... 2. Not right not it isn't!!
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| 13901 |
1. Patience is a virtue... 2. Not right now it isn't!!
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| 17106 |
1)Abdul...Muhammad...Bob? (walks up to coffin) AHH! Johnathan, don't you have any respect for the dead? 2)Of course, and sometimes I think i would rather like to join them!
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| 10053 |
1) You swear?
2) Every damn day!
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Sons of the Pharohs! Give me frogs! Flies!! Locusts!! Anything but you! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!
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| 22722 |
bloody good show! And did I panic? I think not!!!
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| 13226 |
1)Stop, you're going to kill them! 2)That's the idea...
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| 13226 |
I love the whole 'sand wall' thing, it was beautiful...ya bastard!
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Evie: THE MAP! I FORGOT THE MAP!
O'Connell: relax, I'M the map. It's all up here. (points to his head)
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1: this is our dig site FRIEND.
2: I don't see your name written on it PAL!
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Evie: it's called mummification. You're dead when they do it.
O'Connell: For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification.
Jonathan: Likewise.
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well according to you and my brother it's not stealing, it's borrowing!
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| 9081 |
1-May the good lord protect and watch over me, as a shepherd watched over his flock.
-Yo e ley e hee. se a ti a te hish. Qua a va lee hee. No? OK.
-Sho sho chi gas bow oo unh. Sho sho un bow.
-All di stabl knich. A ma men...
2-The language of the slaves... I may have some use for you.
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| 9081 |
I love the whole sand wall trick. It was beautiful, de um- bastard!
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| krickettbabselbereth |
Death will come on swift wings to all those who open this CHEST!
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| krickettbabselbereth |
There's something out there. Somthing underneath that sand.
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| krickettbabselbereth |
Yes well I'm looking for a certain artifact. A book actually. The book of Amun Ra.
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| krickettbabselbereth |
1)hey O'connel looks to me like i've got all that horses!! 2)hey benny looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!!
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| krickettbabselbereth |
1)patience is a virtue 2)not right now it isn't
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| krickettbabselbereth |
1)You're gonna get yours benny you're gonna get yours!! 2)o like i've never heard that before!!
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| krickettbabselbereth |
1)Well if isn't my little buddy benny!! I'll think I'll kill you!! 2)No think of my children!! 1)you dont have any children 2)someday i might!
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| krickettbabselbereth |
You have unleashed the creature that we have feared for more than three thousand years.
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| krickettbabselbereth |
Ooo look I might not be a explorer or an advenuter or a gun fighter mister o'connel!! But i am proud of what i am!! (and what is that?) i ....am a librarian!!
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| krickettbabselbereth |
1)This here is our digging site friend! 2) I don't see your name written on it pal!!
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| krickettbabselbereth |
He would arise a walking disease, an unholy flesh eater with the strength of ages ,power over the sand and the gift of inviciblity!!
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| krickettbabselbereth |
Johnathan I think you may have found something!!
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He must have been dead for thousands of years and he's still...juicy.
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| KoolKatt |
'Well if it isn't my little buddy Benny. I think I'll kill you.' 'Think of my children!'
'You don't have any children.' 'Someday I might.'
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| KoolKatt |
'So, *you're* the one leading the Americans. I might've known. So, what's the scambag? You lead them all the way into the middle of the desert, and then you leave them there to *rot*?!?' 'Unfortunately no. These Americans are smart. They pay me half now, and half when I get them back to Cairo.' 'Yeah, that's the breaks, huh?'
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| KoolKatt |
'I thought you said the book of Amunrah was made out of gold.' 'It is made out of gold. This isn't the book of Amunrah. This is something else. I think this may be the book of the Dead.' 'The book of the Dead? are you sure you want to be messing around with this thing?' 'It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.'
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| Sassy Sylvia |
Evelyn: Key? what key?
(Rick kicks open the door holding a gun)
Rick: Evelyn?
(some fighting with bad guy begins knocking over an oil lamp. Room goes on fire.)
Evelyn: The map! The map!
Rick: Forget the map. I am the map it's all up here.
(Points at his head as he drags her back out of the room)
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Haha...good-bye Benny.
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ta da sahara a bitune lao- translation only thing the meiji says in meiji.
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| 32462 |
HEY! OCONNELL!! Looks to me like we got all the horses! Hey Benny! Looks to me like your on the wrong side of the RIVER!!
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Evelyn: I wonder what is a place like me doing in a girl like this?
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| starduster |
#1: Can You Swim? #2: Of course I can swim, if the occasion calls for it! #1: Trust me, it calls for it!
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They take red hot poker, stick up your nose, scramble things about a bit, then pull it all out through your nostrils.
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A little help would be useful, if it's not too much trouble!!!
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| 5240 |
1. So you're leading the Americans, I might've known! what's the scam, Beni, you take them out to the middle of the desert and then you leave them to rot? 2. Unfortunately, no, these Americans are smart, they pay me half now, half when we get back to Cairo so this time, I must go all the way.
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It's still...juicy.
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Egyptologist fellow: death will come on swift wings to who so ever opens this chest.
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| 37302 |
I'm sorry have I missed something, are we.. are we going into battle?
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| 37302 |
loosen the knot and let me go!
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| 38257 |
1)If I were to say to you, I am a stranger traveling from the east seeking that which is lost...2)Then I would reply I am the stranger from the west it is I whom you seek.
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| 20947 |
Who the hell are these guys?
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Benny: Hey Rick! Looks to me like I've got all the horses! Rick: Hey Benny! Looks to me like your on the WRONG SIDE of the river!
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I loved the whole sand wall trick... It was beautiful... bastard
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wow 2thousand years of sexual frustration all taken out on me!!!
My ass has never felt better. isnt that right benny?
dont ask me personlley i think the donkey has more spunk in him that imophet ever will
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Eve: You Swear!
O'Connel: Every Damn Day.
Eve: That's Not what I Meant.
O'Connel: I Know what You Meant.
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i no yiu may be wondering, what is a place like me doing in a girl like this
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1) Hey O'Connell, looks to me like I got all the horses. 2) Hey Bennie, looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river.
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| 48751 |
#1: Looks like I've got all the horses! #2: Hey Benny! Looks like your on the wrong side of the river!
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| miannone |
Evelyn: [drunk] I bet you're wondering - what's a place like me doing in a girl like this?
Rick: Yeah, something like that.
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| miannone |
Rick: Well if it ain't my little buddy Beni. I think I'll kill you.
Beni: Think of my children!
Rick: You don't have any children.
Beni: Someday I might.
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| miannone |
[a scarab has just crawled under Jonathan's skin]
Jonathan: Do something! Do something!
[Rick whips out a knife]
Jonathan: Not that! Not that!
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| miannone |
Rick: You're with me on this one, right?
Beni: Oh, your strength gives me strength.
[Beni runs away]
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