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Dirty Work - 1998 Movie Quotes

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4111 There's the Saigon whore that bit my nose off! (full quote)
4111 If someone were taking bets on your father's bout with death, I'd bet everything I own on death. It's a good bet. The odds are he'll probably die. (full quote)
  No matter how bad life gets, there's always beer. (full quote)
  -We kicked their asses! I was punching one guy, I was kicking another... I threw one guy through a plate glass window! -Really? -Yeah, except the exact opposite. (full quote)
5110 Sex with blow-up doll not as good as advertised. (full quote)
5110 You know what hurts the most is the, is the lack of respect, that's what hurts the most, except for the, except for the other thing, that hurts the most, but the lack of respect hurts the second most! (full quote)
5110 Are those prostitutes? I mean, who are those girls? (full quote)
5110 Bet you didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes! (full quote)
5110 1: Honey, you ever done it with a chick with a beard? 2: Can't say that I have there, bearded broad. (full quote)
5110 Note to self: remember to get ass wart cream for giant wart on my ass. (full quote)
5110 Don Giovanni? Who's that dude? (full quote)
5110 back then they didn't have these fancy birth control pulling out. (full quote)
5110 1: You two are brothers? 2: Yeah, it's a long story. 3: My dad boned his mom. 2: Ok, it's a short story. (full quote)
5110 1: We eat the pig and then together we burn. BURN! 2: what you talkin' bout, Satan? (full quote)
5110 1: Hey, remember in 4th grade when I looked up your sister's dress? I was really looking up my own sister's dress! 2: Yeah! Remember in 11th grade when you had sex with her? (full quote)
5110 1: You know there are two types of people in this world: Those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping. 2: Where did you hear that? 1: Oh, that famous guy said it. what was his name? Oh yeah....Jesus! (full quote)
5110 1: I was laughing so hard, I almost shit my pants! 2: Almost?! (full quote)
  Hey, are those prostitutes? I mean...who are those girls? (full quote)
  It could've been worst, I COULD'VE GOTTEN THE TIP OF MY NOSE BITTEN OFF BY A SIAGON WHORE!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
1212 1)You guys are brothers? 2)Its a long story. 3)My dad boned his mom. 2)I guess its a short story. (full quote)
6400 Hold on im talking to my FRIEND here! (full quote)
6400 time you shut your take hole yoko, woman. (full quote)
6473 They say that in the land of the blind the an with one eye is king. Well, today in the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king! HAHAHAHAHA.... (full quote)
6572 Note to self: Making love to blow up doll NOT as good as advertised (full quote)
  No, I cant. I gotta go....lift weights. What? (full quote)
6935 So there you are tubby, you look like a bucket of lard on a bad day, you baby gorilla, why dont you work a zoo somewhere and stop bothering people, baskin robbins called, they said they're down to 5 flavors, your swelling up as i talk to you, hello ice cream! having fun down there, running around? (full quote)
6976 1) I've never seen so many dead whores in my life. 2) Lord knows i have. (full quote)
7096 A: I've never seen so many dead hookers in my entire life B: Lord knows I have... (full quote)
7096 Boy it smells in here, did you fart? Oh, no, wait, that was me from before. (full quote)
7096 A) Hey, Mildred... Mildred! MILDRED! B) Oh hey must've forgot my name, it's not Mildred, it's Cath A) I didn't forget your name, you never told me, so I figured i'd just guess and make one up (full quote)
  Sam: Hey, how come he only punched ME in the stomach Mitch: I have NO idea (full quote)
7256 reporter: Son-of-a-bitch-bastard!! (full quote)
7268 Hey, honey, I understand you're upset...Hey! Maybe you'll feel better after we have some dirty sex! (full quote)
  I think he has his thumb up that dogs ass. (full quote)
9666 1. Hey pops how ya doin 2. I'd be doin a whole lot better if you brought me a whore (full quote)
  Do you smell fish? (full quote)
  Sam: Well, Mitch, it looks like we got ourselves a fight! Mitch: All right, it's fightin' time! Can I be on their side? (full quote)
10650 Ah ha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes! (full quote)
10650 Now you probably want to go home and kick back and enjoy a nice tall cold glass of chihuahua piss or something. (full quote)
10650 These are nice cars. These are luxury cars. I've got a whole place ... They're fully loaded. They're loaded with dead hookers!! (full quote)
  homeless guy #1: that was so funny i almost shit my pants. homeless guy #2: almost?! (high five) (full quote)
  make your gun fight like satan (full quote)
  So there you are tubby...ahh you look like a bucket of lard on a bad day. You baby gorilla, why don’t you work a zoo and stop bothering people? Got a call yesterday from Baskin Robins, they said that they’re down to only 5 flavors... You swelling up as I talk to ya! Look at ya, how’s this? How’s it doing? Hello ice cream having a good time? Running around? What are you laughing at, because I called your friend a fat pig? Why don’t you get a horse… move up the mountains, don’t bother anybody? You have a personality like a dead moth. (full quote)
  norm: haha i remember in 6th grade when i took a peek up your sisters skirt when she was on the monkey bars. so actually, i was really looking at my own sister. sam: haha and remember in 12th grade, when you had sex with her? (full quote)
  ohh hey, by the way your a fat guy, want a brownie? (full quote)
  Note to self!,,, GET ASS WART cream FOR BIG WART ON MY ASS! (full quote)
  You screw this up, I'll see to it that no of you ever work again. I'll have you tearing tickets off in Kuwait. Salalama Kalamala..and everybody suckin' sand. Don't screw up! (full quote)
  Oh yeah! Rolling Stones, Street Fightin' Man! G...Sevaaaaawn! Uh, you just hit G 8. (If you like pina coladas....) (full quote)
  1) The best fight song ever Street Fight by the Rolling Stones G 7 2) You just Pressed G 8. Jukebox) IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS OR POURING down RAIN (full quote)
  In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king, in the land of the skunk, the man with half a nose is king!!! (full quote)
  Looks like there's gonna be a brawl.. playin something good? Hell yeah Rolling Stones, Street Fighting G sevoooon. You just hit G eight.. 'If you like pina colodas' (full quote)
  Time to pay the piper, whore. (full quote)
  Hello, REAL COPS? Yeah i'd like to report a noise complaint... (full quote)
  A) You going to play a song? B) HELL YEAH!!! ROLLING STONES Street Fighting! G SEH-EH-EH-VAN!!! A) You just pressed G8 (Pina Colada song plays) (full quote)
  That doesn't seem fair now, does it? (full quote)
  After all these years this picture still makes me horny...i mean...WISTFUL! IT makeS ME WISTFUL! (full quote)
  you know what I don't get, when a bookie shoots you in the toe for not paying the money he still expects you to pay him, it doesn't make sense (full quote)
  (in high pitched voice) note to self.......never father children (full quote)
  1) jeez doc what happened to your arm 2) well either slept on it wrong or i got thrown out of a speeding bookies car (full quote)
  -hey, that alien kinda looks like a hot guy -yea, we should have sex with it (full quote)
  And then when you jumped on that security guard's back and you were yelling in his ear A CIA put a chip in my brain,I was laughing so hard,I almost shit my pants. (full quote)
  Who farted? Oh, wait, that was me from earlier. (full quote)
  By the way, he's DEFINITELY doing that dog. (full quote)
  In the land of the blind the man with one eye is king, and in the land of the skunks the man with half a nose is king. (full quote)
  Mitch:Feelin'okay,Mr.McKenna?Pops:Oh,hey don't worry about me.I just wanna thank you for spendin'a little time with me,you know?Mitch:Yeah,well no problem.Pops:I also wanna say I'm sorry.Mitch:Sorry for what?Pops:Well,for bein'a creepy old man.I apologize,you rotten bastard! (full quote)
  Wake up,slut! Well,well,well! We meet agian,nose biter! Time to pay the fiddler, whore! (full quote)
  Hey!I'm gonna kill you,asshole! (full quote)
CarmiCrowe Note to self: Learn to fight. (full quote)
12176 1. You playing something good? 2. Hell yeah! Rolling Stones, Street Fightin' Man, G-7! 1. You just hit G-8. 'Do you like piña colada?' (full quote)
12535 (Chris Farley) - you ever need anything i mean anything at all............. ya come to me (Norm Mcdonald) - can i stay at your place tonight? (chris)- well see the thing is this i got this room mate old jack hes a little impaticular when it comes to strangers (Norm)- thats ok i i ill find somewhere else (Chris) he just got his knee drained last week and boy he needed it too that thing was getting a LITTLE BIT RIPE! haha (Norm) no really its ok (Chris)- boy hes an odd duck sometimes i catch him staring at me at night which is.....a little off putting (Norm) yeah i guess it would be (Chris)- his feet bleed (Norm) - I DONT WANT TO STAY AT YOUR PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Chris)- Point taken Point taken Mitch. (full quote)
12563 why dont you go drink a nice tall glass of chihuaha piss or something. (full quote)
12674 ....and Dr. Farthing got the money to his bookies. But the bookies killed him anyway. So he's dead. Well, that's the end. (full quote)
12674 Men in Black (who like to have sex with each other) (full quote)
12674 Note to self: I don't want to live! (full quote)
15031 You know what hurts the most? The lack of respect. That's what hurts the most....well. Except for the other thing, that hurts the most. The lack of respect, that hurts the second most. (full quote)
15104 bar keeper: looks like theres going to be a brawl, playing something good? jimmy: hell, yeah rolling stones street fightin' man geeeee-sevonnn. bar keeper: you just hit g-8 (music: if you like pina coladas) (full quote)
15104 note to self no matter how bad life gets theres always beer. (full quote)
22966 1)I've never seen so many dead hookers in my life. 2)Lord knows I have. (full quote)
22966 Here's your two dollars. (full quote)
24633 You never heard of that? (full quote)
joseystar I can't..I have to go lift weights..WHAT? (full quote)
joseystar OH YEAH..Rolling Stones-Street Fighting..G7!!! (full quote)
30320 SONOFABITCH BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
theyellowdart 1)I can't blame anyone but myself, except maybe the Boston Bruins, Chicago Cubs, and Mr. T. 2)Wait, Mr. T? You bet on the fight in Rocky III? And you bet against Rocky? 1)Well, hindsight's twenty-twenty my friend. (full quote)
theyellowdart 1)Honey, you ever done it with a chick with a beard? 2)Can't say that I have there, bearded broad. 1)Well then, sugar, you haven't lived. 2)Note to self: I don't want to *live*. (full quote)
41657 Ok, settle down prostitutes. (full quote)
41657 Who farted? Oh yeah, that was me from earlier. (full quote)
44862 1. Rollin Stones. Street fighting man. GGGGGGG777777777777! 2. You just pushed G8. (Music playing If you like peena coloda.) (full quote)