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Half Baked - 1998 Movie Quotes


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  A)you wanna be like my gf.B)actually,im a lesbian.a big one. (full quote)
3225 1) What do you guys want? 2) Sour cream and onion chips, and some dip man, beef jerky, Hagen Daz ice cream bars, Capn' Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas man, everything on them, chocolate gotta have chocolate, graham crackers, and little marshmallowes, we'll make some smores man! Water, whole lot of water and............Funyuns...Yeah! (full quote)
  Do I look like someone who... smokes... marijuana? (full quote)
  Either someone's having a party or I forgot to do my shirt laundry. (full quote)
  That was the thirstiest day of my life. (full quote)
  1.)Well they gotta have forms just lyin around right...I mean they are scientists. 2)what the fuck are you talkin about? (full quote)
4294 Yall have somked yourself retarded!! (full quote)
  I'm impotent...bitch get off me. -Sir-Smoke-A-Alot (full quote)
  A)where in Jamaca. B)Right near da beach, boooyyy! (full quote)
  yo killa, Kill. Killa, Kill!! (full quote)
  I don't DO drugs...only weed. (full quote)
4531 You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch! (full quote)
4531 You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO. (full quote)
4197 Mr.Nice Guy, party accessories (full quote)
  1.)Turn around and tell me you want a heffer with cheese! Why you got to make me feel inferior because I'm on the grill B! 2.) *on the intercom* Sorry! (full quote)
  Abazaba...you my only friend (full quote)
4856 I'm a master of the custodial arts..or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it (full quote)
4856 KENNY: hey girl, you hungry? LADY: Fuck you nigger! (full quote)
4856 1.) All we have to do is raise 10% of 1 million dollars which by our calulations is... 2.) Fucking impossible man! (full quote)
4856 KENNY: Dirty jungle of love! (full quote)
  1)Im from Jamaica mon..lord have mercy. 2)what part of Jamaica? 1)Right near the beach..Boi! (full quote)
  were not drug dealers were fund rasiers (full quote)
  i used to suck dick for coke (full quote)
5391 You have smoked yourself retarded. (full quote)
  Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana (full quote)
  1) you guys want anything else? 2) yea umm can you get me something that we always used to eat back in the day, on yea... pussy. get me some of dat! (full quote)
  do you believe in angels? (full quote)
5962 Man i remember when dime bags used to cost a dime! (full quote)
4066 1.Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. 2. That's it? (full quote)
6034 >I loved Butternutts >>Buttercup >Buttercup (full quote)
  Toe Up!! (full quote)
6274 Kenny called, He's in jail... didnt leave a # sincerely, the guy on the couch (full quote)
6274 Kenny-I can't give you my fruit cocktail. Nasty Nate-WHY Kenny-Because if i give you my fruit cocktail then i'll have to give it to you everyday, and then I won't get all my vitamins. SQUIRREL MASTER - You leave FISH alone, he's MY bitch! (full quote)
6355 Hey Are you payin attention 2) NO (full quote)
5963 1: Marijuana is not a drug...I used to suck dick for coke. 2: I seen 'em! (full quote)
4943 I don't do drugs, just weed. (full quote)
4943 Abba Zabba, you're my only friend. (full quote)
4943 1. It's bad enough you're a janitor, b 2. Custodian, dick! (full quote)
4943 I've never been so thirsty in my life! (full quote)
4943 They have to have papers, I mean, they're scientists. (full quote)
  Bitch you know what i want......i wanna talk to samson, fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramden! (full quote)
  Hungry girl? Fuck you nigga (full quote)
  Abracadabra my nigga! (full quote)
  Get me some of that stuff we used to it back in the day....what was that??? Oh yeah, pussy. (full quote)
  Now don't get me wrong, I love weed. But not as much as love BOOTY! (full quote)
  1.yo they killer KILLER 2. ah man hold on ( walked of killer) 1. MAN watch it you stepped on his head (full quote)
  1.yo they killer KILLER 2. ah man hold on ( walked over killer) 1. MAN watch it you stepped on his head (full quote)
  1)yo the guy did you kill my dog? 2)(grunts) 3)yo i dont know why but i believe him (full quote)
  you have officialy smoked yourself retarded (full quote)
  I'm not a fish, I'm a man. where'd that come from (full quote)
  To understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was (full quote)
  *beep* *beep* *beep* marijuana affects the memory. (full quote)
  I never thought I'd say this to anyone, but you guys smoke entirely too much reefer. (full quote)
  Now I don't need to tell y'all this, but this weed was the Shiz-nittle-bam-snip-snap-sack! (full quote)
  Did he just move? (full quote)
  Hey hold up I gotta give some of this to the guy... (full quote)
  heffer with cheese, u son of a bitch im rite behind u, turn around an ask me for heffer with cheese yo. why do u always got to make me feel inferior cuz im on the grill b damn! (full quote)
  that must have been the shit that must have been shit (full quote)
  How about i pretend im jamaican man!! (full quote)
  MOWIE WOWIE!!!!! (full quote)
  fullY man! that is an official fullY! (full quote)
  Breur: [After being fired] Don't Worry. I'm not gonna DO what everybody THINKS I'm gonna do, and just FLIP OUT MAN! All I wanna know...is who's coming with me? Who's coming with me man?! Girl: I will. Breur: Thank you! Thank you jan. Hey Jan, do you want to be my girlfriend? Girl: Oh. See I would, but I'm gay. Yeah I'm a big dyke. Breur: Wow- what's that like? (full quote)
  I got some booty! I got some booty! (full quote)
  This weed was the shiz-nittle-bam SNIP SNAP SNAP!! (full quote)
  Man, why didnt you tell me you were into this shit? We could have been hanging out months ago! (full quote)
  On no. see this is just my costume. yeah everyday of the week I dress up as a differnt village person. Its kinda this thing im into. (full quote)
  I am a master of the custodial arts, or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it. (full quote)
  Biatch you know what i want i wanna talk to samson fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramser, cause it's hard being black and gifted, sometimes i throw it all up and get lifted. everybody knows in my neighbourhood its the best shit around, samson's shit is best put the whole town on lock down!! (full quote)
  If I weren't Jamaican, then why would I be wearin' this hat!? (full quote)
  candy makes you dandy - sampson (full quote)
  GIMME YO' COCKTAIL, FRUIT! (full quote)
  they might call it the city that never sleeps, but ill tell you this, it takes a lot of fucking weed naps (full quote)
  1)Yo, i am Cuban B 2) Yeees, Cuban B (full quote)
  Im not gonna do what you think im gonna do, im not gonna flip out man! (full quote)
  Chill Nasty Nate, He's my bitch. (full quote)
  Samson: Now im gunna take your mexican friend here, Scarface: I'm Cuban B. Samson: Yes! Cubanb (full quote)
  I love ButterNuts....ButterStuff....BUTTERCUP!! (full quote)
  if im not back in ten minutes........call the police ....if he ain't back in ten minutes...we callin dominos! (full quote)
  First of all, to understand what happened to killer, you have to understand who Killer the dog was... Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother, and he was always ashamed of this. (full quote)
  #1what did u do to my horse buttercup buttercup breath #2 all i did was feed him candy chips and popcorn #1 hes lactose and tolerant!!! #2 sorry i didnt know #well you are under arrest for killin a cop (full quote)
  1) dont worry.. dont worry.. im not gonna do- what everyone thinks im gonna do- n just FLIP OUT.. all i wanna know.. is whos comin with me man?? come one! whos comin with me??... 2) ill come ...1) YES JAN! thank you jan!!!.. (full quote)
  Scarface:I'll get Billy Bong Thorton Brian:No Scarface...No Billy Bong Thorton without Kenny...that would not be right...get Wesley Pipes...yeah... (full quote)
  1.Heffer with cheese 2. You son-of-a-bitch! I'm right behind you, turn around and ask me for a heffer with cheese yo! Why you gotta make me feel inferior because i'm on the grill B? Damn! 1. soorrry (full quote)
  1) One hefer w/ cheese. 2) You son of a bitch I'm right behind you! Turn around and ask me for a hefer w/ cheese. Why you gotta make me feel inferior b/c I'm on the grille b? Damn! (full quote)
  Abba Zabba... you my only friend! (full quote)
  I'm a master of the custodial arts, a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it. (full quote)
4943 Doctor said I need a backeotomy. (full quote)
4943 You stepped on his head, b! (full quote)
6905 Ummm, scientist... mop this shit up real quick, ill be right back. (full quote)
6948 Hey, the guy, did you kill my dog? (full quote)
6948 Killer killed nibbles. (full quote)
7086 Nooo, this is Mary Jane!! Meet her, say hello to her, shake her hand.. (full quote)
7306 i love smoking weed. i love it. but not as much as i love pussy. (full quote)
7422 That weed was the shiznittlebamsnipsapsnap! (full quote)
7422 You're not a fish...You're a man...Homo erectus...Did I say homo?...I DIDN'T MEAN IT! (full quote)
7422 You're not a fish...You're a man...Homo erectus...Did I say homo?...I DIDN'T MEAN IT! (full quote)
7422 Ok, Mary Jane, I swear...that you got pretty eyes. (full quote)
7422 We're not drugdealers. We're fundraisers. (full quote)
8188 Maybe i was a little forward with that ice cream stuff. (full quote)
8188 I've made bongs with less (full quote)
8188 FOUR YEARS JUST FOR WEED?!?!?!?!?!? (full quote)
8188 Get me some condoms, and what's it called... The stuff I used to eat a lot back in the day... Oh yeah!!! Pussy (full quote)
8441 ABBA ZABBA, you my only friend. (full quote)
9055 what was that we used to eat.....oh yeah, PUSSY! (full quote)
9119 1)Marijuana is not an addictive drug. I sucked dick for crack. 2)I seen him! 1) Have you ever sucked dick for weed? 3)Naw, man. (full quote)
9307 Mother fucker said ice cream. (full quote)
10132 Still waiting on that pepper juilo. Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, Your cool, and Fuck you Im out (full quote)
10292 bitch...you know what i want...i want to talk to SAMSON... (full quote)
10772 I think it's much more complex than that. To know what happened to killer, you have to know who killer the dog was man. Now killer was born to a three-legged-bitch mother and he was always ashamed of this. Then he got adopted by this man, Tito Libowitz. He was a part time gun smuggler and rotwieler dog fight promoter and he trained Killer and Killer was good. He was damn good. Then he pit agianst the fight of his life...his brother, Nibbles. And Killer said no way man, I can't fight nibbles, he's my brother. But they made them fight anyway and Killer killed Nibbles. Then he said, that's it man and called all his fights and started smoking and one day he just went bazurk and collapsed and his heart no longer beat. Wow. (full quote)
11383 You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch! (full quote)
11383 You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO (full quote)
11383 1) Hey, is it January? 2) no... its august! 1) really? (full quote)
11526 Dude! (full quote)
11526 they killed killa, yo! (full quote)
12696 oh dip, your titty. (full quote)
beekers 1)If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the police! 2)If he's not back in ten minutes, we're calling Domino's! (full quote)
13896 Do you know how much condoms were back then? No. How much? I dont know...we never used them... (full quote)
14262 Hey Janitor? Yes scientist? (full quote)
14526 1.)Lets get billy Bong Thorton... 2.) No! We can't use billy Bong Thorton if the whole gang is not here! Get out Wesley Pipes. (full quote)
14674 Dont call too late, you know I be stripin' in the evenings. (full quote)
  I wanna talk to Sampson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Allace Grampton! (full quote)
  YO im cuban B. Yes cuban B. (full quote)
  i got some booty i got some booty (full quote)
  That motha fucka just said ice cream! (full quote)
  damn, why you gotta make me feel inferior cuz im on the grill b? (full quote)
  it's hard being black and gifted.... sometimes i just want to throw it all down and get lifted!! (full quote)
  DAMN B! (full quote)
  I see a tittie, yea man thats deffenitly a titty (full quote)
  Hey you guys beleive in angels? (full quote)
  Operator with an emergency break through from your sister. Sampson, this is sheila, momma fell! SHUT UP BITCH! (full quote)
  Doctor says I need a back-iotomy (full quote)
  SAMSON GETS ME LIFTED SIR SMOKA LOT MCA RECORDS DIR. TAMRA DAVIS What do you want master? Bitch, You know what I want...Hahahaha I wanna talk to Samson Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden Cause it's hard bein black and gifted Sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted My name is Sir Smoka Alot! Everybody knows in my neighborhood it's the bestest around Samson's shit is blessed Got the whole town on lockdown Think about this shit please (full quote)
  Sir Smoka Alot Mr. Nice Guy When life is hard, I pick up that card with the smiley face Call him over to my place Box it Man it gets you high, Man it gets you high, Man it gets you highhhhhhh with Mr Nice Guy Mr Nice GUY! MR NICE GUY!!!!! MR NICE GUYYYYYY!!! Hahaha Ahhhhhhh! (full quote)
  1:hey Fish give me your fruit cocktail 2:umm.. no, because if i give you my fruit cocktail today ill have to give it to you everyday and then i wont get all my needed vitamins 1:Fish i said give me your fruit cocktail 3:wow! back off Nasty Nate, Fish is my bitch 2:yhaa, im somebody`s bitch 1:listin fish Squirrel Master is not going to be there all the time and i`ll be looking for some cocktail fruit! (full quote)
  killer got the rath, he got the rath of the nunchucks yo' (full quote)
  peptobismal...ye motha fuckaxz (full quote)
  To understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the Dog really was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. And he was ashamed of this, man. And then he was adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz, a small time gun runner and rotweiler fight promoter. And they put Killer into training, and they realized Killer was good. He was damn good. Then, he was scheduled for the fight of his life, against his brother, Nibbles. And he was like 'no man, i'm not gonna fight Nibbles, thats my brother, man'. And they made him fight. And he killed Nibbles. And that was it, he cancelled all his fights, started smoking crack. And in a rage, he wrecked the apartment and collapsed on the floor. And Killer was no more...wow! (full quote)
  Some people say they dont get high the first time they smoke...not me, no not us we were REALLY REALLY high, we was TOW UP! (full quote)
  Hey is it January? Naw man it's August. (full quote)
  im somebodys bitch! (full quote)
  When life is hard I pick up that card with the smilely face,invivite him over to my place... (full quote)
  hahahah (full quote)
  I myself am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it. (full quote)
  You have smoked yourself retarded! (full quote)
  you have smoked yourself retarded! (full quote)
  yo thats a fully man (full quote)
  Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child! (full quote)
  You walk around on two legs, homo erectus. Did I say homo? I didn't mean that! (full quote)
  Motha Fucka said ice cream yo! (full quote)
  SAMSON:'Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna take your little Mexican freind here, and I'm gonna kill him.' SCARFACE:'Yo! I'm Cuban, B!' SAMSON:'YES! CubanBee!' (full quote)
  Abracadabra, my nigga! (full quote)
  i got some booty i got some booty (full quote)
  i got some booty i got some booty (full quote)
  wut u guys doin? nuthin bummin cuz of kenny.yea .i got some weed at work today u all wanna smoke? naw....................so u wanna smoke. i'll get billybong thortan. no scarface no billy bong thortan with out kenny that wouldn't b right man get westley pipes yeaaa. (full quote)
  1)hey guys, why is there a dog biting the guy? 2)oh, thats because i bought a dog 3)for how much? 4)oh, its cool, hes used. i got him and a dog house for only $250. 5)you bought a used dog for $250? 6)and a dog house b! brian bought something too! 7)for $400 i got jerry garcia in a pouch man! 8)who told you that? 9)the guy who sold it to me, barry garcia. 10)who's that supposed to be, jerry garcias brother? 11)no, its andy garcias brother. 12)what in the hell are you guys spending money for? we're not drug dealers, we're fund raisers. 13)well, you said you gave mary jane a pearl necklace. how much did that cost? 14) aha! (points) 15)brian, you obviously missed the point of that story. (full quote)
  Brian-Samson, can i ask you a question? Samson, ::sigh:: yes, what is it? Brian-Do you know where i can score some CO-CAINE? Samson - You want some candy? Brian-No thanks, but i would like to know where i could get some CO-CAINE. (full quote)
  You ever ran backwards through a corn field naked?? (full quote)
  fully! Now that is an offical fully! (full quote)
  Naughty jungle of love! (full quote)
  Kenny's butthole was in constant jeopardy (full quote)
  we need to use wesley pipes (full quote)
  i wana talk to samson!!! (full quote)
  Lets use billy bong thorton (full quote)
  nasty nate kept asking me for my coctail fruit, and then the squirrel master came out of left field and called me his bitch!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  so you guys feel like smokin??? Naa man, just sittin here thinkin about kenny b. (couple seconds later),,,,,so you guys feel like smokin, i'll get billy bong thorton, naaa mmaaaannn, no billy bong thorton without kenny, get wesley pipes. (full quote)
  1) You said that you bought Mary Jane a pearl necklace 2) Yeah B 3) I don't think you guys understood the meaning of that story. (full quote)
  You ever see a 20 dollar bill........you ever see a 20 dollar bill on weeeeed (full quote)
  Therogood - Now thats a titty...Bryan - fully man, fully (full quote)
  He had sex with my momma! WHY?? Gawd... if you listenin... help (full quote)
  A)Jane, you wanna be like my girlfriend? B)Um...I would, but im gay...yea im a big dike... A)whats that like? (full quote)
  A) You guys feel like your floating? Lets go outside. (full quote)
  A) (holding mirror)You are not a fish. (makes a fish face) What was that? You are not a fish, youre a homoerectus...did i just say homo? I didn't mean it! (starts to cry) THURGOOD!!! Come baaaack!! (full quote)
  burritos man (full quote)
  You have smoked yourself retarded (full quote)
  1) show me your scary face.. 20...eh! (full quote)
  Sir Smoke Alot: Bitch! you know what i want... hahahahahaha I wanna talk to sampson! (full quote)
  Dont worry, dont worry iam not goin to do what every1 thinks iam goin to do flip out man all i want to kno is whos comein with me who comein who comein man who comein with me. (full quote)
  get me a box of codems and whats that stuff we use to eat back in the day???? oh yea pussy (full quote)
  Kenny: if im not back in 10 minutes call the policE if he ant back in 10 minutes were calling dominos (full quote)
  Just SMOKE it, yo! (full quote)
  1.How long will you be able to last in there? 2. About.. 5......6.....O'clock (full quote)
  Scarface: yo the guy, did you kill my dog? (full quote)
  Thurgood: Meet Maryjane Scarface: Thats what i said, we gonna burn one, B. Thurgood: Nooo, this is Mary Jane!! Meet her, say hello to her, shake her hand.. (full quote)
  Samson Simpson, I Stick to my story! (full quote)
  I ain't even in to the mother fucker yet back off bro (full quote)
  at least brian got away...AHHHHHHH MY NADS!! (full quote)
  ...my Dad was a drug dealer. ***That musta been da sheeit!!! It ruined his life!?! ***That musta been shitty. (full quote)
  Sir Smokalot: Doctor says I need a back-iotomy (full quote)
  My Doctor say i need a back-e-otomy!! (full quote)
  This is what I am going to do>>> I am going to take your litte mexican friend>>> and I'm going to kill him. I'm Cuban B!!!! Yes Cuban B!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  you in here for some marijuana? (full quote)
  COP:what did you give my Buttercup? KENNY:I just gave him some candy and some popcorn and some funyons COP: THIS HORSE IS A DIABETIC! (crying) WHY?! KENNY: WHY?! COP:Your under aresst, you dumb son of a bitch. KENNY:But i love horses, I love butterstuff COP:Buttercup, say it! KENNY:Butternutts!! (full quote)
  as far as erb goes you caan get it all over this town like at these little corner stores called bodegas, say it with me now, bo-de-gas, yes very good (full quote)
  Kenny: Say uh, do you believe in angels, or uh? Nasty Nate: Man gimme your fruit cocktail. Kenny: Well I can't. If I did that I'd have to give it to you every day and I wont get all my vitamins Nasty Nate: Do you know who you're dealing with? Squirrel Master: Chill Nasty Nate, he's my bitch. If anyone's gonna stab him, it's gonna be me. You got a problem with that? Nasty Nate: Better watch your back fish cause Squirrel Master aint gonna be there all the time, cause next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... fruit. Kenny: Take it, I'm somebody's bitch. (full quote)
  Kenny: Say uh, do you believe in angels, or uh? Nasty Nate: Man gimme your fruit cocktail. Kenny: Well I can't. If I did that I'd have to give it to you every day and I wont get all my vitamins Nasty Nate: Do you know who you're dealing with? Squirrel Master: Chill Nasty Nate, he's my bitch. If anyone's gonna stab him, it's gonna be me. You got a problem with that? Nasty Nate: Better watch your back fish cause Squirrel Master aint gonna be there all the time, cause next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... fruit. Kenny: Take it, I'm somebody's bitch. (full quote)
  hey, u like popcorn....makes your teeth go POP POP POP POP POP (full quote)
  kenny-you guys want anything else while i'm out? thurgood- ya, get me some of that stuff that we used to eat back in the day, what was it.......oh ya, PUSSY get me lotsa that!!!! (full quote)
  people say that you don't get high the first time that you smoke weed, but not us, the first time we touched the stuff, we wuz hoooookt!!! (full quote)
  I love butterstuff Buttercup, say it! BUTTERNUTS! (full quote)
  So tell me a little bit about youself. Well I be from Jamaica mon, Lohd have mercy. what part of Jamaica? Right nee-ah da beach... BOY-EEE! I think... your bullshitting me. Sampson Simpson I stick to mah story I'm from Jamaica, if I wasnt Jamaican... why would I wear this hat? (full quote)
  that's it? (Dave C) Oh ya...and pick up some of that stuff...you know, we use to eat it all the time back in the day....oh yeah...pussy. Ha ha...bring me back some of that (full quote)
  I love weed, I love it, but not as much as I love pussy. (full quote)
  get me a box a condoms and uhh whats that stuff they use to eat back in the day...oh yeah...PUSSY! (full quote)
  You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace (full quote)
  dont get me wrong i love weed.. but not as much as i love pussy (full quote)
  ~*Shiz Nit La Bam Snip Snap Snap*~ (full quote)
  Sir Smoke Alot- When life gets hard i pick up that card with the smiley face to come over to my place (full quote)
  Killer got the wrath...the wrath of the nunchucks, yo (full quote)
  I'm not gonna do what everybody thinks im gonna do and FREAK OUT! I just wanna know.... whos comin with me? WHOS COMIN WITH ME?? (full quote)
  First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said that's it! he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow. (full quote)
  Sampsom, its Sheila, momma fell (full quote)
  I believe him, yo. I dunno why, but I do (full quote)
  I believe him, yo. I dunno why, but I do (full quote)
  biatch, you know what i want. I wanna talk to samson, fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramdon. (full quote)
  Fish, gimme your cocktail fruit. (full quote)
  listen Fish, Squirrel Master always isn't going to be there for you. Next time I see I'm going to want some cocktail.....fruit. (full quote)
  back off Nate he's my bitch. If anyone is going to stab its going to be me. (full quote)
  Thurgood: He opened up to me like i was Barbara Walters. (full quote)
  Thurgood: He opened up to me like i was Barbara Walters. (full quote)
  DOnt Worry , DONt worry im not going to do what you think i am going to do FLIP OUT MAN all i want to know is who's comming who comming man whos comming with me. (full quote)
  your cool, your cool, your cool (full quote)
  BITCH, you know what I want...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I wanna talk to SAMPSON... (full quote)
  -Mister, you cool as shit. Sorry but I am gonna have to charge you, that's sixty bucks. -Sixty bucks? Man, I remember when a dime bag costed a dime. Do you know how much condoms costed? -What -Hell, I don't know we never used them! (full quote)
  Now thats a titty (full quote)
  When life gets hard... I pick up that card... The one with the smily face... Take me to the place! (Fly me to the moon baby!) (full quote)
  To understand how killer the dog was killed, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. See killer was born o a three legged bitch of a mother, and he was always ashamed of this. So then he was sold to this man, Tito Leevowitz, a small time gun-runner, and wrotwieler fight promoter. So he put killer into training, and the next thing you know, killer is good, he is DAMN good. But then, he had the fight of his life. They put him against his brother nibbles. And killer said No Man, I can't fight killer man, that's my brother man! But they made 'em fight anyway, and killer killed nibbles. So killer said that's it! And he started calling off all his fights, and smoking crack, and in a fit of rage, he collapsed, his heart no longer beating............Yeah (full quote)
  We gotta save Kenny's sweet virgin ass! (full quote)
  And hey, if im not back it ten minutes call the police. 2) if he aint back in ten minutes we callin domino's 3YEAAAA (full quote)
  gimme that, sorry 4 yelling, but im serious we gotta be more responsible and focus, alright. be sharp. (full quote)
  Cuz it shard being black n gifted! (full quote)
  Yes ,cuban b. (full quote)
Third_Eye 1-Hey man we're out of papers 2-Alright, then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tinfoil 1-man we don't have a corkscrew 2-Alright, then get me an avacado, an ice pick and my snorkel, I've made bongs with less, hurry up!! (full quote)
Third_Eye 1-Hey, seeing as how we don't know who your are and all, are you planning on moving out any time soon? 2-Thergood, why don't you just focus on one thing at a time? I'll be fine--the robbery's what's important now (full quote)
12696 1: Heard that before! 2: Said that before (full quote)
13307 Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man! (full quote)
18441 I don't do drugs. They're bad for your body. Up with hope down with dope! (full quote)
19039 you have smoked yourself retarded (full quote)
19039 I think they're mistaking my kindness for weakness. (full quote)
19571 I dont have no idea what your talking about---ahh! black-ass! why didnt you moon us earlier, eh? (full quote)
19571 opperator with emergancy breakthrough from your sister: Samson this is Sheila! momma fell! (samson) shuddup bitch! (full quote)
19571 1) i think that your bullshitting me. 2) if i wasnt from Jamaica, then why would i be wearing this hat? (full quote)
19876 Nasty Nate: You better watch your back fish! Squirrel Master ain't always gonna be there to protect you...and the next time I come for you I'm gonna want some cocktail. FRUIT! (full quote)
19934 Bitch, you know what I want. I wanna talk ta Samson, fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden, Cause it's hard being black and gifted, and times like this wanna throw it al down and get lifted. In background while Thurgood and Brian are talking (I'm Sir Smoke Alot, What ______________ Shut up Bitch Call Samson _______________) Everybody knows in my neighborhood, It's the best sens around, Samson's shit is blessed, Got the whole town on lock down. (full quote)
20450 Do your sock laundry, you! (full quote)
20450 Do your sock laundry, yo. (full quote)
20450 Yes! Cuban bee! (full quote)
22966 Now that's a titty (full quote)
26413 Brian - Don't worry, Don't worry. I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks i'm gonna do and flip out man. I just wanna know one thing...Whos coming with me? Whos coming with me, man? yeah jan yeah man. Jan will you be my girlfriend?Jan- No i'm gay, yeah a big dyke. Brian - How is that, man? (full quote)
28045 You have smoked yourself retarded (full quote)
toothboy12 Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. Kenny Davis: That's it? (full quote)
toothboy12 Enhancement Smoker: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO. (full quote)
toothboy12 Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said 'no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles' but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said 'that's it!' he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow. Thurgood Jenkins: You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer. (full quote)
toothboy12 Brian: For 400 dollars I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man! Thurgood Jenkins: Who the fuck told you that? Brian: The man who sold it to me, Barry Garcia. Thurgood Jenkins: So who is that, Jerry Garcia's brother? Brian: No, actually it was Andy Garcia's brother (full quote)
toothboy12 Thurgood Jenkins: I be from Jamaica, mon. Samson Simpson: what part of Jamaica? Thurgood Jenkins: Right near the beach, boy! (full quote)
toothboy12 Brian: Lady, seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five. Record Store Customer: Ugh-huh, he autographed it himself. Brian: Alright, I'll give you four. (full quote)
toothboy12 Thurgood Jenkins: So, now we all live together in New York. I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it. (full quote)
toothboy12 Scarface: Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is... Brian: ... Fucking impossible, man! (full quote)
toothboy12 Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo. Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick! (full quote)
toothboy12 Thurgood Jenkins: I'm sorry, yo. I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow! (full quote)
28899 Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. (full quote)
Debozero HE HAD SEX WITH MY MOMMA!!!! (full quote)
31851 u have smoked urself retarded (full quote)
33338 You Know what I want I WANT SAMPSON! (full quote)
33501 Yo they killed killer B. (full quote)
33979 Scarface: I'm CUBAN, B! Samson: Ah yes...Cuban B. (full quote)
37362 Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and.......funyons. (full quote)
slothstylin 1) I know this isn't your responsibility but, uh would you be a dear and run this down to the supply department for me? It's on the second floor. 2) Just run this down? 1) Uh yes, but make sure you bring the order right back to me. I need it A.S.A.P. 2) Got ya. Hey, I know this isn't your responsibility but just mop the rest of this shit up, I'll be right back. (full quote)
40504 If im not back in 10 minutes, call the police...If he aint back in 10 minutes im callin dominoes! (full quote)
40504 im impotent man..get away from me bit*h! (full quote)
43430 I looove weed...but not more than pussy (full quote)
43430 I'm somebody's bitch!! (full quote)
BONERTIME back up Nasty Nate, this my bitch! (full quote)
hamlet2174 I don't remember the first day of school... And my 'first time'... I don't remember that either... But I will never forget the first time I smoked that sweet, sweet, Cheba! (full quote)
musica Abba Zabba...you my only friend! (full quote)
jessica5781 If Your Not back In 10min Where Callin Dominoes!!! (full quote)