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Kate & Leopold - 2001 Movie Quotes


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Star How can I promise eternally what I have not felt mometarily? (full quote)
Star Who's the Merry Andrew now?? (full quote)
Star I suggest you pick the poop up. (full quote)
Star Maybe if you eat his butter, your hips will shrink, and he'll show up at your door. (full quote)
Star That is the best apology letter in the history of mankind! (full quote)
Star You're a rareity among women Kate. (full quote)
Star You're like a man! (full quote)
Star 1) I wasted my best years on you. 2) Those were your best? (full quote)
Star I found it! A portal into 1876. (full quote)
Star 1) That sir is not New york! 2) I'm afraid it is! (full quote)
Star 1) Are you suggesting that there exists a law compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movents? 2)I suggest you pick the poop up now! (full quote)
Star 1) Are you suggesting that there exists a law compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movents? 2)I'm suggesting you pick the poop up now! (full quote)
Star 1) It's just a toaster! 2) When the general of Electric built it, he might have tried using it! (full quote)
Star 1) Why are you standing? 2) I'm accustomed to stand when a woman leaves the table. (full quote)
Star You still don't believe I'm the man I say I am? (full quote)
Star 1) Don't you think it's time you told me who you are? (full quote)
Star I'm the man who loves your sister. (full quote)
Star I want more of this. more 1876. (full quote)
Star Mariage is a promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I have never felt momentarily. (full quote)
Star You have every convenience, every comfort, yet no time for integrity. (full quote)
  Shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come and then a lot'll. (full quote)
  You can't live your life in a fairy tale. (full quote)
Star 1) I don't know the story of Prince Charles and Lady Di. 2)Oh well, you don't want to. It's a cautionary tale, full of proof. 2)Proof of what? 1) You can't live a fairy tale. (full quote)
Star You want to vex my sister! Ha ha! (full quote)
Star I don't want him ready, I want him resplendant! (full quote)
Star Ah, Miss Blaine, you dance like a heard of cattle. You're a rare woman who can light up a room just by leaving it. (full quote)
Star Buildings continue to climb Uncle. Soon they will outstrip the stamina of our legs. (full quote)
Star where I come from, the meal is a result of reflection and study. (full quote)
  I’m not very good with men Perhaps you haven’t found the right one Maybe. Or, ar, maybe that whole love thing is just a grown up version of Santa Claus, just a myth that we have been fed since childhood, so we keep buying magazines and joining clubs and doing therapy and watching movies with hip hop songs played over love montages in this pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa keeps getting caught in the chimney. Vergas always told me love was a leap. Lamentably, I was never inspired to jump. (full quote)
  I'm going to go change, shouldn't change too much though, cause she likes me for who I am. Hee hee (full quote)
Star Clearly, the MAC Expo is out! So you must be a man out of time, or Sergeant Pepper? (full quote)
Star 1) You know what Stuart? I blew my best years on you. 2) Those were your best? (full quote)
Star 1) I don't know the story of Prince Charles and Lady Di. 2) Oh, well you don't want to. It's a cautionary tale, further proof. 1) Proof of what? 2) You can't live a fairy tale. (full quote)
Star Fresh creamery butter. Is there anything more comforting? I say there is... (full quote)
Star You're boyfriend's quite a rider! (full quote)
15872 You look like some sort of escapee from a renaissance festival. (full quote)
  I have to go change now, can't change too much cause she likes me for who I am (full quote)
22258 We have a saying in the Mckay household. You shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come and then a lot 'ill. (full quote)
  How can I promise eternally what I have not felt mometarily? (full quote)
  Stuart- Women have changed since your time Leo, they've become dangerous. (full quote)
  Kate - I haven't been your girlfriend for a whole month now. You can tell me the truth. (full quote)
  I think you missed one of the best quotes of the movie... I was hoping to find it here... something like... without the arts, the crudeness of living life would be more than one could bare. (full quote)
  It's wonderful to get what you want. It's really a great thing..unless what you thought you wanted wasn't really what you wanted because what you really want, you couldn't imagine or didn't think it was possible.-What if someone came along who knew exactly what you wanted without even asking? They just knew, like they could hear your heart beating or listen to your thoughts..and what if they were sure of themselves and didn't need to take a poll..and they loved you, and you hestitated?..and i...i..have to go. (full quote)
  Well, we have a saying in the McKay house: You shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come, and then alottle. (full quote)
  Want some pirate's booty? (full quote)
  we have a saying in the mckay household. You shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come and then alottal. (full quote)
  I came here to find the quote from when Stuart is in the asylum and he's talking to his nurse, Gretchen, and says something about ummmmm a dog that saw a rainbow.. .I dunno I just wish I couldve found it here (full quote)
  Brave is simply those with the clearest vision of what is before them, golry and danger alike and notwithstanding, go out and meet it. (full quote)
  You are sucking the life out of american cinima. (full quote)
  Finding a crack in time...it is no more crazy then a dog finding a rainbow. Dogs are colorblind Gretchen, they don't see color. Just like we can't see time, we can feel it. We can feel it passing but we can't see it, it's just a blur. It's like we are riding in a supersonic train and the world is just blowing by. But imagine if we could stop that train, Gretchen. Imagine if we could stop that train get out, look around, and see time for what it really is. A universe, a world, a thing as unimagineable as color to dog. And as real and tangible as that chair you are sitting in. Now, if we could see that, I mean really look at it, then maybe we could see the flaws as well as the form. (full quote)
  Its a great thing to get what you want, unless what you thought you wanted wasn't really what you wanted, because what you really wanted you couldn't imagine or you didn't think it was possible. (full quote)
  Further proof. ~Proof of what? ~You can't live a fairy tale (full quote)
  Without the culinary arts, the crudeness of life would be unbearable. (full quote)
  Leopold: Ah miss Blaine, you dance like a, like a herd of cattle. You are a rare woman. Who lights up a room simply by leaving it. (full quote)
  Uncle Millard: It’s always been you misfortune, Leopold. That you so interlay amuse yourself with the sound of your own voice. Leopold: In the life of stagnant as mine that I can amuse myself at all is an evolutionary marvel. (full quote)
  1) Because where your from, TOAST is the result of reflection and study! (full quote)
  Charlie: Just for the record, I was working in there and I would've gotten her phone number if you hadn't turned the whole evening into a guided tour of the Louvre! Leopold: My apologies. Charlie: Let's get something straight, Leo. Patrice thought you were cute. Probably gay, but cute. And cute, Leo, is the kiss of death! Leopold: Perhaps. (full quote)
  You want to vex my sister! (full quote)
  1)im sorry sir I can't just let you in. 2) hit's head and screams (full quote)
CarmiCrowe life is not solely comprised of tasks but tastes. (full quote)
10929 I'm not the protagonist in a major motion picture. (full quote)
24366 what's your name, Fancypants. (full quote)
24366 Ya know, NOBODY gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice. You know why? Because EVERYBODY pushes their toast down twice! (full quote)
24366 You've been in the basement of the Louvre? (full quote)
24366 My name's Hector. My mom works late on Wednesdays, so I come upstairs and watch TV with Stuart. (full quote)
24366 Stuart! You gave me back my Palm Pilot, but you forgot to give me the pointy thing! (full quote)
24366 You want some Pirate's Booty?? (full quote)
26919 I scarcely see, thanks to your spray. My eyes feel like Steak au Poivre. So I ask you again, where the hell am I?! (full quote)
26919 You look like some sort of psychotic escapee from a Renaissance faire. (full quote)
26919 Insertion of bread into that so-called toaster produces no toast at all, merely warm bread. Inserting the bread twice produces charcoal! So, clearly, to make proper toast, it requires one and a half insertions which is something for which the apparatus doesn't begin to allow! (full quote)
26919 Otís always told me 'love is a leap'. Lamentably, I was never inspired to jump. (full quote)
26919 1) Oh man, Bart! He just made Lake Erie out there. You just can't toss a dog out into the hall like that, you can't do that! 2) I assure you, I did not. (full quote)
26919 1) You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice. You know why? Because EVERYBODY pushes their toast down twice! 2) Not where I come from. (full quote)
26919 1) You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice. You know why? Because EVERYBODY pushes their toast down twice! 2) Not where I come from. (full quote)
29686 Nine grain toast, strawberries, and mascarpone cheese. It's aparently low in poly-unsaturate. (full quote)
30083 First of all, there is no Andre in La Boheme, its Rudolpho, and though it takes place in France, it is rarely played in French, as it is originally written in Italian! (full quote)
30083 1. Thinking about pleasing her not vexing her. 2. No vexing. (full quote)
SpasticLynn I'm that dog who saw a rainbow, only...none of the other dogs believe me. (full quote)
41220 Kate, you are a rairity among women (full quote)