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Night at the Roxbury, A - 1998 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  You're mad cowing on me! (full quote)
  You're mad cowing on me! (full quote)
  NO.......YESSSSS!!!!!!! (full quote)
4057 GUNS!!! (full quote)
4057 Richard Grieco rules....fashionably & automatively of course....he see's right thru me..... (full quote)
4057 You want some of this? How about a little of THAT? (full quote)
4057 My night is complete now that you've seeerved and protected me. (full quote)
  so you wanna make out or what?... doug is like a fax machine, you keep sendin it but if it doesnt have a cover page people dont know where its coming from and thats why they have a memory button and a redial button and i dont know i always screw those things up... (1)did mom get lipstick on me? (2) yeah, but it looks like you were makin out. (1) Sweet... nice bulbs emily... (1) you can take away our phones, you can take away our car, but you cannot take away our dreams! (2) Thats right cuz we're, like, sleeping when we have them! (full quote)
1212 1)There you are. We got scared. 2)Of who? We'll kick his ass! (full quote)
4408 1) you see this guy back here? 2)sup 1)hes my co-pilot on this magic carpet ride, and you are just way too much baggage (full quote)
4559 Hi, this is Doug Butabi. Im not home right now, cause i'm living it up. Unlike my pussy whip brother who spends his time with EMILY. BEEP! (full quote)
4646 Emilio!Emilio!Emilio! (full quote)
  So... you wanna make out or what? (full quote)
5105 (1)So, I was standin there, waitin to use the payphone, when the guy, who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat...like this...(2)and WHO do you think that guy was? (1) EMILIO ESTEVES! (2) I SWEAR TO GOD...i was there! (1) Of course you were there! You were the one that screamed the breakfast clubbers name. (2) I was like EMIIIIILLIIIOOOOOO!! (full quote)
4997 (1)So, I was standin there, waitin to use the payphone, when the guy, who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat...like this...(2)and WHO do you think that guy was? (1) EMILIO ESTEVES! (2)the mighty duck man I SWEAR TO GOD...i was there! (1) Of course you were there! You were the one that screamed the breakfast clubbers name. (2) I was like EMIIIIILLIIIOOOOOO!! (full quote)
5576 Craig!!! Gentlemen, lookin' large! Hey, you want the rest of my power bar? No thanks, I got a Nitro bar. How bout an...energy bar. No thanks, I got a muscle triplicator bar (full quote)
5669 1) You're not here with anyone are you? 2)Just my friend 3)Hottie Police Officer?! I was really looking forward to meeting you at the municipal court honor before June 6th. 1)So you guys wanna dance? 2&4)NNNOOOOOOOOO......YYYEEEEESSSSSS! (full quote)
  Como what? (full quote)
6034 Boooooooooop, Boooooooooop. Do you know what that sound is? That's the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away cause the sight of you stopped my heart. (full quote)
  Hey did youy grab my ass? (full quote)
  1. Hey hey hey is that a mirror in your pocket? 2. what? 1. Cause I can see myself in your pants. (full quote)
6201 Huh? Do you want a little of this? How about a little of that?! (full quote)
3594 Doug: Back off, chicklet! Emily: What's your problem, Doug?! Doug: Emily, I don't know if you know this but my brother and I, we live life in the fast lane. That means no stop signs, no red lights, and no pulling over to take pictures. Now, you see this man over here? Steve: Sup? Doug: He's my co-pilot on this magic carpet ride. It's a two-man operation. One...two...crowd. Emily: Shut up, Doug. Doug: Shh. I just don't want you to get hurt. (full quote)
6948 Did you just touch my ass? (full quote)
  DID YOU JUST GRAB MY ASS? Sir from where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility. (full quote)
  one, two, three, what's up?!...one, two, three, what's up?! (full quote)
7665 1) what's up? what's up? what's up? what's up? 2)steve, steve! 1)sorry, it's like hottie overload in here 1)i know, just pace yourself 2) what's up... two... three... four... what's up? (full quote)
7869 Time to play a little softball... (full quote)
  Mr. Zadir: Did you grab my ass? Doug: No. Mr. Zadir: Do you want to? Doug: No.... Should I? Mr. Zadir: HA HA, okay continue. (full quote)
8487 Craig: Oh my god, i am having one hell of a time!! Doug: Oh shut up!! (full quote)
8487 Hi this is Doug Butabi. I'm not home right now cuz i'm out living it up unlike my pussy-whip brother who spends his time with Emily. BEEP. (full quote)
8487 Doug: Yeah that was also a great show. Cambi: Yeah, Yeah, yeah. Chachi loves Jony, but does joni give a flying fuck about Chachi? (full quote)
8487 Steve: No.......yes.... Doug: Steve, would you be quiet? this is like the worst day of my life. Steve: Hey, this day just went bad because of a few random mishaps that just went awry. Doug: Or maybe they wouldn't have gone awry if i was sitting next to someone with a brain! Steve: i..i don't know what to say. Doug: Big surprise, Steve! You don't know how to do something! Steve: You know what? Dad was right;you are a loser! Doug: You know what Steve? I lied. You're not good looking!! Steve: I'm sorry! I'm having problems hearing someone who's that low to the ground! Doug:(raises a fist and pretends to punch Steve) Huh? How do you like that? Do you want the real thing! Steve does the same. Steve: God!! Doug: Damn!! (full quote)
8487 credit Vixen: Doug, swipe the card. Doug: Swipe it? OK i'll swipe it. Is that nice? Does that feel good? Cuz i could swipe it aaaallll night. (full quote)
8487 Doug: I called to get an approval. credit Vixen: The card? Doug: No sweet-cheeks. Me! Hee,hee,hee,hee,hee! (full quote)
8487 Steve: Doug, i don't think i can go in there. Doug: Ok, Steve? You're madcowing on me. Steve: Doug, i see the roxbury bubble and i hate to the one to burst it, but.... Doug: It's ok Just think puppies and candy canes allright? (full quote)
8487 I broke the window again. (full quote)
8487 Ah! what was the point of that!? (full quote)
8487 Steve i said a lot of stuff i shouldn't have said. You don't drag me down. I drag me down. You...you complete me. (full quote)
8487 Um, Emily, i just got out of a serious relationship and it's gonna take some time to heal my emotions. That'll take until at least this Saturday. (full quote)
  Hi, this is Doug Butabi. I'm not home right now cuz I'm out livin' it up, unlike my pussy-whip brother who's spending all his time(in sarcastic voice)with Emilyyyy. BEEP. (full quote)
  and later, we can make out. no need to brag but i'm really,really good at it! (full quote)
  1)is this your first time?! 2)what? youre funny, youre a funny girl! hey steve, did u hear that?! (full quote)
  Are u guys brothers? i appreciate the set up but i dont have time for this (full quote)
  You know what their problem is? They just don't know how to treat the incoming clientel. When we open our nightclub, we'll treat all the celebrity wanna-bes like celebrities. (full quote)
  (subtitle on the screen) 42 seconds later........ (full quote)
  1) what are you doing? 2) Looking at your tag. Just as I thought. Made in heaven. 1)(says person #2's name), you've gotten past the opening lines. (full quote)
  1) See this guy here? This is the guy we wanna be like. 2) I thought we wanted to be like Grieco. 1) Nah, fashionably we wanna be like Grieco. Professionally, it's this guy. (full quote)
  I think we've gotten to a point in our relationship where I can comfortably call you 'Viv' and leave out the 'Ica' (full quote)
  Doug:Hey dad, i think you're mistaking steve for someone who gives a flying rat's ass. Steve:Flying rat's ass, that'd be wild to see. (full quote)
  1) Guys, how long have we been friends? 2) Uh, through all seven years of high school. (full quote)
  You like that, I can swipe it all night! (full quote)
  are you seeing planes? is your name tattoo? because i swear to god your living on fantasy island! (full quote)
  honey if your gonna hit your peak why dont you do it in your room (full quote)
  1) what's up? what's up? what's up? what's up? 2)steve, steve! 1)sorry, it's like hottie overload in here 1)i know, just pace yourself 2) what's up... two... three... four... what's up? (full quote)
  Emily: ... or we could just drive around and make out... i love making out.. and i don't mean to brag but i'm really really really good at it. (full quote)
  Emily: Steeeve.. Steeeeeve! I like your bathing suit. It looks really good on you cos you've got really good muscle definition. Most of the american guys i know dont wear such revealing bathing suits. It's really european of you. It's really sexy. And i dont mean to brag but i have really good taste in whats sexy. (full quote)
  make A MOOOOVE (full quote)
  guy:Beeeewwww, Beewwwwwwwww,Girl: whats that? Guy: thats the ambulance comeing to take me away cause the sight of you has stoped my heart. (full quote)
  Craig: Lemme ask u something, how long we been friends? Steve: All 7 years of high school Doug: Yea, At least Craig: That’s y I gotta b real with u right now and im not gonna sugar coat it. Look, as a professional trainer, guys, I’m a little worried about your triceps. I mean u guys aren’t goin all the way down, its called full extension and im not seeing it Doug: Craig, your right, we actually had a long talk about that the other night Steve: long talk Craig: I just don’t want you guys to cheat yourselves. And im sorry to come down on you like this but in a weird way, its my job. Steve: Hey, that’s y we love you and we hate you. Craig: Still friends? D&S: You know it. (full quote)
  Booow, booow what are you doing? that is the sound of an anbulance, because the sight of you stoped my heart. (full quote)
  Doug: oh Shut up you idiot! Craig: Listen, just because you and your brother are having problems, doesn't mean you can make dimunitive remarks about my intellectual capacity. (full quote)
  1)you can take away are keys and you can take away our phones but you cant take away our dreams! 2)yea cuz we're like sleeping when we have them. (full quote)
  We live life in the fast lane, meaning no stop signs, no red lights and there is no pulling over to take pictures. See this guy right here, hes my copilot on this magic carpet ride, Its carry on only and your just way to much luggage! (full quote)
  1) I think you've mistaken my brother for someone who gives a flying rats ass 2)....Seeing a flying rats ass would be cool (full quote)
  its time to tackle this little lady called night (full quote)
  Doug and Steve's gym helper:This one i call the sprincler (hits doug with his hand (full quote)
  Why go out for burgers, when we got steaks at home? (full quote)
  Well, excuse me, bill Nye the Science Guy! That's a sweet show too! (full quote)
1212 1)Steve, car!! 2)Nice bulbs, Emily. And I don't mean that metaphorically. (full quote)
1212 1)You're an ass, Doug! (full quote)
1212 1)It's not a toy! It's a club w/a jungle theme. 2)You're a jungle theme!! (full quote)
1212 1)Is this you're first time? 2)Yes. Isn't it yours? (full quote)
1212 1)Raggin' party last night! 2)Is that what my mother told you? Or was it my father? (full quote)
1212 Am I reading my disc meter correctly here? 'Cause I could swear I'm being blown off! (full quote)
1212 1)what about the party? 2)I just don't want a lawsuit, okay? (full quote)
1212 1)So, is Johnny Depp meeting you here later? 2)No. (full quote)
1212 1)what are you doing? 2)Checking you're label. Just as I thought: Made in Heaven. (full quote)
1212 1)what are you doing? 2)Checking your label. Just as I thought: Made in Heaven. (full quote)
1212 Hey, Doug, if I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? (full quote)
1212 1)We had a pretty sweet time last night, didn't we? 2)Sweet ass time. (full quote)
1212 1)The ladies await my friend! Cell! (presses buttons & phone rings) 2)Who is it? 3)I don't know. It's just a bunch of pound signs. (full quote)
1212 1)You can take away our phones and our car, but you can NOT take away our dreams! 2)Yeah! 'Cause we're like sleeping when we have them! (full quote)
1212 1)Now repeat after me: We can get into the Roxbury. 2)We can get into...the Roxbury. (full quote)
1212 1)Names. 2)Doug Butabi. 3)Steve Butabi. 1)You're brothers? 2)No. 2&3) YES!! Man! 1)That's quite a joke. (full quote)
1212 1)Remember us? 2)No. 3)Doug & Steve Butabi. 2)You're brothers? 1)No. 1&3)YES!! Man! 2)Now I remember you, and you still can't come in. (full quote)
1212 1)Steve, you're a jerk-off! 2)Well, I'm glad you shared that w/me. (full quote)
1212 You've got a date to meet her at the municipal state court!! (full quote)
1212 1)I want you to do me a favor. 2)Anything you say, T.J. Hooker. 1)Please obey all posted speed limits. (full quote)
1212 1)Devo had a huge hit that year. 2)Yeah, and Joni Loves Chachi started that year. (full quote)
8487 1) Oh, yeah, Steve, I forgot to tell you. Emily is home from school. 2) Hey, Dad? I think you might be confusing Steve with some one actually gives a flying rat's ass. 3) A flying rat's ass. That would be wild to see. (full quote)
8487 1)Hey, Steve? 2)yeah Doug? You got a number!!! 1 and 2) WE GOT A number!!!!! WOOO-HOOO!!!!!!!! (full quote)
8487 Craig(to Steve and Doug) Guys, how long have we been friends? Steve: Uh, through all five years of high school. (full quote)
8487 Steve: Nice bulbs, Emily. I don't mean that figuratively. (full quote)
8487 1) We've got a meeting with Mr. Zadir. 2) Names? 1)Doug and Steve Butabi. 2) Are you two brothers? 1)Ma'am, i appreciate the setup but i don't really have time for this. (full quote)
8487 (what IS LOVE by Haddaway blasts in the backround) 1) Man, i love this song! 2) Nah, actually, i've gotten kinda sick of it. (full quote)
8487 (Doug is sound asleep and Steve stick a Twizzler into Doug's nose and open mouth. Doug snorts and wakes up) 1) I just Twizzled you, my friend. (person 1 starts to eat Twizzler) 2) Ugh! That was up my nose. (person 1 looks at Twizzler, shrugs, and eats the rest of it.) (full quote)
8487 1) You're holding me back. You're like...like-like this thing....this wieght...this...um... 2) A lead weight? 1) Yes! Thanks. (full quote)
8487 Dear, not now. It's your wedding! (full quote)
8487 Consider me your ex-brother! (full quote)
8487 1) You guys are ugly, pathetic, losers! 2) Coma what? 3) Steve, your a jerk-off. (1 to 2) I can't beleive we had sex with these ass-wads. (full quote)
8487 1) Now, Steve, repeat after me. 2) after me. (full quote)
8487 1) Maybe we shoudl go back to work at the plant store. 2) Maybe we should go to college, wear jeans and stop putting gel in our hair! Let's do that, Steve! (full quote)
8487 1) Is this Visa or Mastercard? 2) Move your thumb. (full quote)
8487 1) You can take away our car, and you can take away out phones, but you can't take away our dreams. 2) Yeah, cuz we're asleep when we have 'em! (full quote)
8487 Don't bother trying to explain it to him. He'll never understand. (full quote)
8487 Don't bother trying to explain it to him. He'll never understand. (full quote)
8487 1) So, do you think I could wear this suit to your brother's wedding? 2) What? 1) Your brother's wedding. He's marrying Emily. 2) Oh, God. (drops his head down onto the table) (full quote)
8487 1) Did you grab my ass? 2) Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibility. (full quote)
8487 1) Hey, Dooey! Tell your mom I had a good time last night! 2) Yeah! And your dad! 1) what? 2) I mean, your sister! (full quote)
8487 Look, just because you and your brother are fighting, that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a dimunitive manner. (full quote)
8487 1) Did Mom get lipstick on me? 2) Yeah, but it looks like you were making out. 1) Sweet. (full quote)
8487 Why are you mount Saint Helens-ing on me? (full quote)
8487 Are you seeing planes? Is your name tattoo? Cuz I swear to God you're living on Fantasy Island! (full quote)
8747 Look, just because you and your brother are fighting that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a dimunitive manner. (full quote)
9841 Nice bulbs, Emily. And I don't...mean that metaphorically. (full quote)
9958 DIABETIC!! (full quote)
11313 Please do not speak of my mental capacity in that dimunitive manner! (full quote)
11654 1: You brothers? 2 & 3: no.... yeeeeeeessss. every time! (full quote)
25437 1. You can take away our car... but you can never take away our DREAMS! 2. Yeah, because we're sleeping when we have them (full quote)
  Are you two brothers?.......NOOOOOOO.....YESSSSS!! (full quote)
  Steve- No.... Yes.... Doug- Steve this is the worst day of my life and I'd really appreciate it if you didn't talk to me right now. Steve- I don't know how I'm supposed to respond to that. Doug-Big surprise Steve. You don't know how to do something! You don't know how to work the clubs, you don't know how ot talk to the ladies, the only thing you know how to do is ask me how to do everything. Steve- But I'm just- following Doug- That's why everything's gone wrong! Because you're holding me back. You're like this.. like this thing that's tied to my leg like this dragging thing, like it's on a chain, like being dragged. Steve- Lead weight. Doug- Yes, thank you. But I'm not letting you drag me down anymore. That's it fin, nothing, wall that's all. Nothing. Steve- You know you can't blame me for what happend. I mean today what just a series of random events gone wrong. Doug- Well maybe they wouldn't go a rye if I had someone sitting next to me with a brain! Steve- You know what? Dad was right. You are a loser! Doug- You know what Steve?! I lied. You're not good looking. Steve- Did you say something because I have trouble hearing things from that low to the ground. Doug- Well hear this! From now on consider me your ex brother! Steve- I don't care! Doug- Care about this? *acts like he's hitting Steve* Huh? Ya want that? Ya want the real thing?! Steve- NO! NO! Do you want the real thing? *acts like he's hitting Doug* Doug- Stop talking to me! Steve- Fine. Doug- Good. Steve- Fine. Doug- Nice. (full quote)
  1) WELL bill NYE THE SCIENCE GUY. 2) THATS A PRETTY SWEET SHOW TOO (full quote)
  (Girl Doll)-Hi Doug, your night club is sooo cool. Can my supermodel friends come in and dance? (Doug)- NO.... YES (Girl Doll)- Youre so funny and cute and tall, hey let's shake it! (Doug)- I don't see why not.. (Girl Doll)- SHUT UP LET'S SHAKE IT! (Dad)- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? (Doug)- Not Much... (Dad)- Its not enough you have to go to stupid clubs everynight, you have to come here cut up my plants and make toys of them! (Doug)- Its not a toy, it's a club with a Jungle Theme! (Dad)- YOURE A JUNGLE THEME! Go find your brother and load the trucks! (Doug walks away) IDIOT, USELESS! (full quote)
  I-I-I-I-IKEA!!!!! (full quote)
  you touch my ass? (full quote)
  Did you just grab my ass? From where I am standing, that's physically impossible, sir. I know your tricks, Dewey. (full quote)
  Emily (at wedding): They say if you love sometthing, Then you should let it go and if it comes back, You shall cherish it forever. (full quote)
  I CANT TASTE IT DOUG, I CANT IM SO Scared right now i dont know what to do your mad cowing on me. AlRIGHT you have to relax (full quote)
  Names? Doug Butabi Steve Butabi Butabi? Are you guys brothers? No.....YESSSSS (full quote)
  Mr. Zadir: Hold on a second, I have to go say hello to Jim Carrey. JIM! Get over here you pet detective bastard! SMOKIN' you crazy son of a BITCH! (full quote)
  Are you seeing planes? is your name tattood? cause i swear your living on fantasy island. (full quote)
  GEORGE WASHINGTON! (full quote)
  Grieco: So you guys come here a lot? Doug: Sure all the time. Steve: But we've never been inside. (full quote)
  Doug: Back off, chicklet! Emily: What's your problem, Doug?! Doug: Emily, I don't know if you know this but my brother and I, we live life in the fast lane. That means no stop signs, no red lights, and no pulling over to take pictures. Now, you see this man over here? Steve: Sup? Doug: He's my co-pilot on this magic carpet ride. It's carry on only, and your way too much luggage. Emily: Shut up Doug (full quote)
  STEVE:this whole day has just been a series of random events gone awry. DOUG: well maybe if they wouldnt go awry if i had someone sitting next to me with a brain. STEVE:you know what dad was right your not good lookin. DOUG: guess what steve you dont know how to do somthing but iam not letting you drag me down anymore from now on consider me your ex-brother STEVE: fine i dont care DOUG: good brick wall done thats all (full quote)
  Steve: I totally nozzled you my friend (full quote)
  Doug,Why are you Mt.Saint Helenizing on me? (full quote)
  Don't forget the other boy in the band...Goege Washington! (full quote)
  Are you seeing planes? Is your name tatoo? Cause I swear to God your livin on fantasy island. (full quote)
  What is love .. so baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more (full quote)
  ... And i was like Emilio (full quote)
  sweet ass sweet ... diabetic (full quote)
  puewwwww puewwww puewwww, what are you doing??,thats ambulance is coming to take me away because teh site of you stopped my heart puewww puewwww (full quote)
  Dad: whats the matter Steve, all the customers are depressed! Steve: I know dad but its just not the same without seeing Doug at the register Dad: what are you talking about he's right across from the pool, its a mansion in there! Steve: yeah but theres no cable Dad: yes there is! they have cinemax! Steve: But theres no HBO! Man!! (full quote)
  But there's no HBO! (full quote)
  DOUG:You can take away are phones and you can take awy our keys, but you cant take away our dreams...STEVE:yah because we are like sleeping when we have them (full quote)
  Mr.ZidirThat's some good ass-grabbing going on there (full quote)
  priest:repeat after me Steve:after me (full quote)
  So I'm standing there waiting to use the payphone,(yeah he was,seriously) and the guy who's on the phone...turns around and tips his hat like this *tip* and who do you think that guy was?.......emilio estives. The mighty duck man i swear to god,i was there i was like EEEMIILIIOOOOOO (full quote)
  BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO That's the sound of an ambulance,coming to take me away,cuz the sight of you stopped my heart. (full quote)
  STEVE: We met, talked, and she let me have sex with her AUDIENCE: (Silence) STEVE: Oh, I'm finished (full quote)
  Dad, it's like this. Doug is like a fax machine. You keep putting things in, but if it doesn't have a cover page, people don't know where it's coming from. And sometimes you get a busy signal. That's why you have a memory button, and a redial button... Actually i never use those i always screw them up. (full quote)
  So i'm standing there, waiting to use the payphone. (ya he was seriously). and this guy who's on the phone turns around, and tips his hat like this. S: and who do you think that guy was? D: Emilio Estevez!! S: the mighty duck man i swear to god i was there! D: of course you were you were the one who yelled the breakfast clubbers name! S: i was like EMILIOOOO!! (full quote)
  You can take away our phones, and you can take away our keys but you canNOT take away our dreams! That's right cuz we're like sleeping when we have them! (full quote)
  Shutup Craig i'm walking down the aisle you dick!! Judy wore white?! Grandma get off the phone! (full quote)
  Emily. you used to work at your dad's lamp store. then we went on some dates. and you let me have sex with you..... oh i'm done (full quote)
  Doug:Operator 238 please! Hey its me. Operator: Doug I told you not to call here. DOUG: well i got to get an approval OPERATOR: well i got to get a card number DOUG: not the card sweetness me heheheheh OPERATOR: shut up and swipe it DOUG: do you like that huh cause i could swipe it all night. OPERATOR heh the card is fine goodbye doug. bye 238 (full quote)
  So, anyway... you guys want to make out or what? (full quote)
  Do you like blueberries or strawberries? Why? Because I wanna know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning (full quote)
  Cambies number. We got a number! (full quote)
  Idiotboy! Go cover the cash register! (full quote)
  I just talked to Dewy in Pismo Beach, he said theres no way he grabbed your ass. (full quote)
  that crazy son of a bitch (full quote)
10929 what is love? (full quote)
Marla&Tyler Flying rats ass! That'd be wild to see. (full quote)
28453 yeah and maybe we should go to college and stop putting gel in our hair and start wearing BLUE JEANS! (full quote)
32783 so......you wanna make out or what??? (full quote)
33585 You see, Dad, Doug is like a fax machine...you keep putting stuff in, and putting stuff in, and if you don't put a cover sheet on it, people don't know where it's comming from...and sometimes you get a busy signal... (full quote)
34821 1)Steven, do you promise to love Emily, comfort her, honor her, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live? 2)My dad already paid the caterer. (full quote)
35099 Emily: Shut up Craig, I'm walking down the aisle, you dick! (full quote)
35099 1)Are you guys brothers? 2)*In unison* No...YES! (full quote)
37222 nooo.....YES!! (full quote)
40504 its an ambulance comin to take me away cuz the sight of you stopped my heart (full quote)
42007 Doug(ays to limmo driver): tell your mom I had a great time last night. Steve(also to limo driver): and your dad. Doug(to stsve):what? Steve(to limo driver):I mean your sister. (full quote)
42007 1) did you just grab my ass? 2) no. 1) Do you want to? (full quote)
42007 Steve: Do ya know what I allways thought would make a cool twilitezone episode? you see we're looking at this picture of a lady but to this lady are wejust a picture of our selfs (full quote)
42007 Steve: hey nice bulbs. and I don't mean that metaforicly (full quote)
47955 Doug: So im standing there waitin to use the pay phone. Steve: He was, he really was, and some guy whos on the phone turns around...and tips his hat..like this. Steve: and who do you think that guy was?....Doug: Emilio Estevez! Steve: the Mighty Duck man I swear to god, I was there...Dough: Of course you were you were the one who yelled the clubbers name! Steve: I was, I was like..EMILIO!!!!! Doug: Ah HA HA HAAAA!!!!! Steve: EMIILLIAAAAO!!! HA HA HA HM HMMM MM!!! (full quote)
47955 Camby: 1980, good year! Doug: 1980 was a really good year. Steve: YEAH! and Joanie loves Chachi started that year! Camby: Yea yea, Joani love Chachi, but did Chachi give a flying fuck about Joanie? Mr. Zadir: Camby makes a good point! (full quote)