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Parent Trap, The - 1998 Movie Quotes


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3605 I love Oreos. At home, I eat them with peanut butter. (full quote)
  Hallie-Do you want to know the difference between us? Annie-Let me see...I know how to fence and you don't or I have class and you don't. make your choice Parker. (full quote)
  I HAVE A BRILLIANT BEOND BRILLIANT IDEA!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
4307 1. Oh, my Godd. 2. What? 1. I have pierced ears. 2. No, no, no and no. Not happening. Sorry, wrong number. I won't. I refuse. 1. Then, cutting your hair was a total waste. There's no way I can go to camp with pierced ears and come home without. Come on. (full quote)
4307 1. Don't shut your eyes! 2. Sorry. I just got a little nervous. 1. YOU'RE nervous? An eleven-year-old is cutting my hair. 2. Hey, you sounded just like me. 1. Well, I'm supposed to, aren't I? Go on, just do it. (full quote)
4307 1. I mean, think about it. I only have a mother, and you only have a father. You've never seen your mom, and I've never seen my dad. You have one old picture of your mom, and I have one old picture of my dad, but at least yours is probably a whole picture. Mine's a pathetic little thing all crinkled and ripped right down the middle, and...what are you rummaging in your trunk for? 2. This. It's a picture of my mom, and it's ripped, too. 1. Right down the middle? 2. Right down the middle. 1. This is so freaky. Okay, on the count of three, we'll show them to each other. One. 2. Two. Both: Three. 2. That's my mom. 1. That's my dad...That's the lunch bell. 2. I'm not so hungry anymore. If your mom is my mom, and my dad is your dad, and we're both born on October 11th, then you and I are like...like sisters. 1. Sisters? Hallie, we're like twins. (full quote)
4307 Thanks for all the help, Hal. (full quote)
4307 1. Sure, you'll help me. Right over a cliff you'll help me. 2. Not a bad idea. 3. Yeah, see any cliffs? (full quote)
4307 1. Now, you listen and you listen good. I am marrying your father in two weeks, whether you like it or not, so I suggest that you do not tango with me anymore. You are in way over your head. Is that clear? 2. Crystal. (full quote)
4307 1. First change I make in that household is to send that two-faced little brat off to boarding school in Timbuktu. 2. Ice-woman. 1. Proud of it, babe. (full quote)
4307 1. That was a great flight, wasn't it? I mean, it was so quick. 2. I've never seen you so thirsty before, Madam. 1. Well, would you believe, Martin, darling, that I've never tasted vodka before this trip. 2. You could have fooled me, ma'am. 1. All right, let's rock'n'roll. 3. I am in such major trouble here. (full quote)
4307 1. You're going to adopt Meredith! 2. No, honey. I'm not going to adopt Meredith, I'm going to marry her. 1. Marry her!? That's insane! How can you marry someone old enough to be my big sister!? (starts speaking French). 2. Hal... (Annie yells some more in French) Hal...are you speaking French? (full quote)
4307 Lovely girl, horrid habit. what did I do, send you off to summer camp or finishing school? (full quote)
4307 1. This is so scary. 2. Honey, you never looked better. (full quote)
4307 1. Hal, isn't there something you'd like to tell me? Like, why Sammie never comes near you anymore, or why all of a sudden your appetite's changed, or why you're neat as a pin and using expressions like 'You gave me a fright'. 2. Chessy, I've changed over the summer, that's all. 1. Okay. If I didn't know any better, it would seem to me almost as if you were...no, forget it. It's impossible. 2. Almost as if I were who, Chessy? 1. Forget that I said anything about it. 2. Almost as if I were...Annie? 1. You know about Annie? 2. I am Annie. (full quote)
4307 1. You're not Annie? 2. That would be correct. 1. You're Hallie? 2. I am. You and Dad must think alike, because you sent us to the same camp, and we met there, and I guess that we just sort of decided to switch lives. (full quote)
4307 1. Technically, you belong to your father, and Annie belongs to me. 2. His and hers kids. No offense, Mom, but this arrangement really sucks. 1. I agree. It totally sucks. (full quote)
4307 And what am I supposed to do for three days while you're off on some crazy trek into the mountains? Sit home and knit? (full quote)
4307 1. I'll make you a little deal. Loser jumps into the lake after the game. 2. Excellent. 1. Buck-naked. 2. Even more excellent. Start unzipping, Parker. Straight in diamonds. 1. Oh, you're good, James, but you're just not good enough. In your honor, a royal flush. (full quote)
4307 1. Sorry, ladies. Two pair. Read 'em and weep. (Girls groan). That's it? No more takers? 2. I'll take a whack at it. 1. Take a seat, Parker. 2. Deal me in. (full quote)
4307 1. I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea! I'm serious. I am a total genius. You want to know what Dad is like, right? And I'm dying to know Mom. What I'm thinking is--don't freak out, okay?--I think we should switch places. 2. What? 1. Annie, we can do it. We're twins, aren't we? 2. Hallie, we're totally and completely 100 percent different. 1. So, what's the problem? I'll teach you to be me, and you teach me to be you. Look, I can do you already. (Pulls hair back and speaks with a British accent). 'Yes, you want to know the difference between us? I have class and you don't' (Annie smiles). Come on, Ann, I've gotta meet my mom (Hallie makes a 'puppy face'. Annie smiles). 2. The truth is, you know, if we switch, sooner or later, they'll have to unswitch us. 1. And when they do, they'll have to meet again, face to face. 2. After all these years. 1. Thank you. I told you I'm brilliant. (Twins giggle). (full quote)
4307 1. You want the 4-1-1? 2. What's the 4-1-1? 1. The information. The lowdown. I shouldn't be surprised. I'd like to know if was number 28...I mean 29...in a man's life. 2. I'm number 29? 1. Yep. It's always the same routine. Horseback riding through the vineyards, candlelight dinners with his special reserve label wine, moonlight swims... 3. Here we are. Here's a bottle of my special reserve label. Did you girls find anything to talk about while I was gone? (Annie holds her nose and dunks underwater). Does that mean yes? 2. It sure does. (full quote)
4307 1. Well? 2. I told Hallie. 1. And? 2. She went ballistic. She started yelling in French. I didn't even know she spoke French. 1. Nicky, this reaction is totally classic. I mean, Daddy's getting remarried (something). I'd be worried if she didn't act this way. (full quote)
4307 1. Where's Meredith? 2. We played a couple of harmless tricks on her, and she freaked out a little. 3. A little? She threw this at my head. At least it's smaller than a hair dryer. 1. Oh, Nick. I'm sorry. If only I hadn't insisted she go. 3. Tricked would be more like it. Like mother, like daughters. (full quote)
4307 1. what's going on? 2. Here's what's going on, buddy. The day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland. Get the picture? It's me or them. 1. Them. 2. Excuse me? 1. T-H-E-M. Them. Get the picture? 2. Ooooo! (full quote)
  Well I wouldn't go straight to fun! (full quote)
4307 1. How are we paying for all this? 2. Well, we pooled our allowances. 1. Yeah, right, Annie. 2. Okay, Grandfather chipped in a bit. 3. Annie! 2. Okay, he chipped in a lot. 4. Come on, you guys are gonna love it. Elizabeth and Nick, your dinner awaits. 1. But the table's only set for two. 2. Oh, that's the other part of the surprise. We're not joining you. (full quote)
4307 1. Honey, did I ever tell you that Hallie was a twin? 2. No, I'm afraid that you forgot that little detail. 3. Don't feel too bad, Mer. He never mentioned it to me, either. By the way, I'm the REAL Hallie. This is Annie. She was pretending to be me, while I was pretending to be her, and this is our mother, Elizabeth James. (full quote)
  Corrections to some Quotes above: Hallie-Do you want to know the difference between us? Annie-Let me see...I know how to fence and you don't or I have class and you don't. take your pick. Lovely girl, horrid habit. What did I do, send you off to summer camp or boarding school? 1. I'll make you a little deal. Loser jumps into the lake after the game. 2. Excellent. 1. Butt-naked. 2. Even more excellent. Start unzipping, Parker. Straight in diamonds. 1. Oh, you're good, James, but you're just not good enough. In your honor, a royal flush. (full quote)
  umm, for you, miss Corrections for some quotes above - it IS Finishing school, NOT boarding school! ha! (full quote)
7869 1) I don't think that's a possibility babe. 2) Why not? 1( That's why not. (full quote)
5033 See ICan do you already. You want to know the difference between us? Well I have calss and you don't. (full quote)
5033 In your honor a rayal flush. (full quote)
  (Not a Quote) Thanks a lot to Rachel Wallace for all the great quotes she's posted for this great movie, they've been very helpful. NB. Sorry about the corrections, and you ARE right on that one... but the others had to be said. Here's another quote: Chessy: Don't look at me, I don't know a thing (closes doors) (full quote)
10810 In your honor, a royal flush. (full quote)
10810 I'll take a whack at it. (full quote)
10926 The difference between you and I, is that I have class....and you dont! (full quote)
  1 and i suppose you expect me to go weak in the knees and fall into your arms and cry Hysterically and say we can work this whole thing out a Bi-Continental relationship with our daugthers being raised here an and there and *sigh* and you and I just picking up where we left off and frowing old together and *pause* and sigh O come on nick what do you expect? to live happily ever after? 2 yes to all the above except you don't have to cry hysterically 1 o yes i do (full quote)
11442 Okay, well, why don't you go get the tickets from your grandmafather? (full quote)
11442 Hello, Reverend Moseby. Mm-hmm, of course, no I understand it's for a local charity. Oh, yes, I'm writing it all down. (full quote)
  Hallie- Tell ya what I'm gonna do... I'll make you a little deal. Loser jumps into the lake after the fame Annie- Excellent Hallie- Butt naked Annie- Even more excellent... Start unzipping Parker.. Straight in diamonds Hallie- You good James, but, just not good enough.. In your honor, a royal flush (full quote)
  Well if you ask me the bouqet's a little too robusk for a merlot, but then again i'm partial to the softer California grape. (full quote)
  Dear RACHEL WALLACE, you have no life. i'm so sorry. (full quote)
  yepz it IS finishing school...I'm watching the movie right now and that scene just ended. (full quote)
  Liz- Hello! You're back so soon. Did you have fun? Hallie- Well, I wouldn't go right to fun. Liz- You wouldn't? Annie-We've been punished till the end of the century. Nick- starting now.Go! (full quote)
  yes, do you want to know the difference between us? i have a class and you dont! (full quote)
  Thank-you thank-you very much! (full quote)
  have fun old bean (full quote)
  airport please (full quote)
  no thanks, i'm allergic (full quote)
  ok, so that's the way you want it... then let the games begin... (full quote)
  mom, mom, are you there, pick up, mom? (full quote)
  hey you Montana girl!! (full quote)
  Hallie- Thankyou, thankyou ver much (elvis voice) (full quote)
  we're like twins (full quote)
  1. Well? 2. I told Hallie. 1. And? 2. She went ballistic. She started yelling in French. I didn't even know she spoke French. 1. Nicky, this reaction is totally classic. I mean, its Daddy's getting remarried 101. I'd be worried if she didn't act this way. (full quote)
  1.want one 2.oh sure i love oreos but at home i....i eat them with peanutbutter1.(holds up a jar of skippy peanutbutter) that is so weird so do i 2.really most people find that totally disgusting 1.i know i dont get it 2.me either (full quote)
4307 1. You don't have to come as our butler, just as a friend. 2. I'd be delighted, madam, and may I say, as a friend, if I were seeing my ex after eleven years, and I had your legs...I'd wear this little baby. You'd kill in it. (full quote)
4307 1. She's drunk! She's never had more than one glass of wine in her entire life, and she chooses today to show up totally zonked. 2. Well, better do as your mother says and meet her upstairs. (full quote)
4307 All right, fine. If that's the way you want it, then let the games begin. (full quote)
4307 1. Okay, this is Grandfather. 2. He's so cute! what do we call him? 1. Grandfather. 2. Why didn't I think of that? 1. This is Martin, he's our butler. 2. We HAVE a BUTLER? (full quote)
4307 1. Shall we review your mother's list? 2. Mm-hm. 1. Vitamins? 2. Check. 1. Minerals? 2. Check. 1. list of daily fruits and vegetables? 2. Check, check...Check for fruits, check for vegetables. Go on. (full quote)
4307 1. Now, you remember, if you want me to come here and collect you at the end of camp, I'm only a phone call away. 2. Thanks, but I'll be fine. Really. See you in eight weeks, Marty old pal. 1. Missing you already, queen of my heart. (full quote)
4307 1. Annie! 2. Martin! 1. Missed you. 2. Missed you. 1. what have you done to your hair? 2. Cut it. Do you like it? 1. Love it. It's the new you. And you've had your ears pierced. Give me five, girlfriend. (full quote)
4307 1. I'm sorry, I hate to interrupt, but might I suggest that we continue this little powwow inside? Hi, you probably don't remember me. 2. Chessy! 1. I always knew I liked her. (full quote)
10929 --You talking to me? --Who are you, Robert de Niro? (full quote)
11442 Okay, why don't you go get the tickets from your grandmafather and I'll get finished here. (full quote)
12220 She went balistic... she started yelling in French... I didn't even know she spole French! (full quote)
14740 1. You talkin to me? 2. what are you Robert DeNiro, YES I AM TALKING TO YOU! (full quote)
16413 im making a memory so that yars from now i can remember my dear grandfther who smelled like peppermints and pipe tobacco (full quote)
21745 She loves this thing a lot ... a lot a lot! (full quote)
21745 She loves this thing a lot ... a lot a lot! (full quote)
43025 Hallie: you wanna know the real difference between us Annie: let me see, i know how to fence and you don't or i have class and you don't take your pick. (full quote)
Jedi Look I can do you already. You want to know the true difference between us, I have class and you don't. (full quote)
puftaloon little to robusk for a merlot if you ask me but then again im partial to the california grape. (full quote)