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| 4182 |
70?!?! Hell my suits cost more than that!
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| 4182 |
Oh by the way, tell em its 70.
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| 4182 |
what do you think I'm gonna do? Worry about me.
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| 4182 |
G.S.W. Thats what the hospital's call it. Gun shot wound.
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| 4182 |
Not many men know what their life's worth. I do..... 70 grand. That's what they took from me and that's what I was gonna get back.
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| 4182 |
They say time heals all wounds....
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| 4182 |
....just be a nice guy, call it a day. Nice guys are fine, ya gotta have someone to take advantage of, but they always finish last.
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| 4182 |
1) 500 and the gun. 2) I'll need to see some I.D. 1) Of course.
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| 4182 |
Old habits die hard, I guess. If you don't kick 'em, they kick you. Ain't marriage grand?
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| 4182 |
Porter...you're not dead.....what are you gonna do, kill me?
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| 4182 |
1)Not Now. 2)Ya, you're cleaning up.
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| 4182 |
1) You notice anything about those guys, Val? 2) They look nasty. Probably all kung fu mother fuckers. Why did I miss something? 1) They weren't wearing their seatbelts.
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| 4182 |
Daddy brought home the bacon babey.
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| 4182 |
The problem with kicking a chow's ass, is that an hour later you wanna do it again.
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| 4182 |
1) 140 grand. 2) 140 a piece. 1) total.
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| 4182 |
What? Everything's cool. It's just not enough.
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| 4182 |
You know what Porter. This is funny, this'll kill ya. It's always 140. *click of the gun from behind* Someone should give me a Ph.D.
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| 4182 |
Jesus Lynn, wait til I'm outta the fucking way.
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| 4182 |
Lynn did not understand. I dont know pally, I guess wives get funny when it comes to girlfriends.
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| 4182 |
1) what's in here? 2)Helium. what the fuck do you think it is. It's Heroin.
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| 4182 |
1)Oh C'mon man. Their gonna fucking kill me. They're gonna kill me man. 2)what do you think I'm gonna do? Worry about me.
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| 3225 |
Me love you baby. Me love you LONG time
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| 3225 |
Shut up! I'm on the fucking phone!!!
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| 4921 |
Not many men know what their life's worth. I do. Seventy grand.
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| 5450 |
That's just MEAN, man!
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| 5110 |
You tell me where he is, and I'll kill you quick. You can die without ever finding out what your left ball tastes like.
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| 5110 |
If I was just a little dumber, I could have been a cop.
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| 5110 |
1: It's ok, Val, this meal's on me.
2: Do you see me reaching for my fucking wallet?!
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| 5110 |
We went for breakfast... in Canada. We made a deal: if she'd stop hooking, I'd stop shooting people. I guess we were both aiming a little high.
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| 5110 |
Stop it, I'm gettin' misty.
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damn
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| 16093 |
If I was just a little dumber, I could have been a cop
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| 16093 |
We went for breakfast... in Canada. We made a deal: if she'd stop hooking, I'd stop shooting people. I guess we were both aiming a little high.
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| 10929 |
You're a sadist. You lack compunction. That comes in handy.
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| 10929 |
-I've got a few minutes.
-Go boil an egg.
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| Braveheart |
He's shooting holes in my alligator suitcases. That's cruel, man. That's just mean!
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| Braveheart |
We were going for breakfast...in Canada. On the way we made a deal. She said she'd stop hookin' if I stopped shooting people. Maybe we were aimin' high.
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| KoolKatt |
'Oh C'mon man. Their gonna fucking kill me. They're gonna kill me, man.' 'what do you think I'm gonna do? Worry about me.'
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| KoolKatt |
'You notice anything about those guys, Val?' 'They look nasty. Probably all kung fu mother fuckers. Why did I miss something?' 'They weren't wearing their seatbelts.'
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| KoolKatt |
'Not many men know what their life's worth. I do...70 grand. That's what they took from me and that's what I was gonna get back.'
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| KoolKatt |
'...just be a nice guy, call it a day. Nice guys are fine, ya gotta have someone to take advantage of, but they always finish last.'
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| 10929 |
Crooked cops. Do they come any other way?
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| 10929 |
--Stitch this mutt up, Phil.
--Any Polaroid's or trophies?
--No, not this time.
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| 28804 |
Man,thats just mean
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| 28804 |
you look pretty good for a dead guy!
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| 28804 |
a: Man thats just mean..... b: stop it i'm gettin' misty
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We were going for breakfast... in Canada. We made a deal; if she'd stop hookin', I'd stop shooting people.
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Maybe we were aiming high.
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| 10929 |
That's mean!
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what? cat got your crotch?
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She's got two bad habits, and right now I'm only interested in one of them.
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You don't have a light? Then what good are you?
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| 10929 |
Nobody knows I'm here.
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| 33944 |
She's got 2 very bad habits... right now I'm only interested in one of 'em... hehehe!
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| 33944 |
There's an old expression that's served me well.... *Do not shit where you eat*
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| 33944 |
Yeah...That's porter... he's shit-for-brains
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| 33944 |
Crooked cops... do they come any other way? If I'd have been a little dumber, I'd have joined the force myself
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| 33944 |
Nobody ever bought me a Ferrari... I had to steal my first one....
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| 33944 |
[Tagline] Get ready to root for the bad guy
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| 33944 |
Hubba hubba hubba!
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| 33944 |
You're Nobody 'til Somebody Loves You_-_Dean Martin
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I hate cops
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