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| 1815 |
1) Mary Sue your breakfast is getting cold. 2) it can't be possible!
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| 1815 |
Fire!! Fire! Cat???
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| 3378 |
Why did you have to start such a dorky fad?
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| 4301 |
1)Those cookies are for Whitey. 2) I know 1) Those are Whitey's cookies 2) I know
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| 3605 |
Well I've had like ten times as much sex as these girls and I'm still like this. They have one hour in the back of a car and suddenly they're in technicolor.
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| 4375 |
I did the slut thing, David. It got kinda old.
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| 4375 |
I knew you'd pay a price for this. I knew you couldn't be so hopelessly geek-ridden for so long without suffering some really tragic consequences.
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| EndersJane |
dad' it will go away .mom' i don't want it to go away!
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David's Mom- One day I thought this was it, this was how it was always going to be. I had the right job, I had the right house, I had the right life. (David)- There is no right car, there is no right life.(David's Mom)- Geez how'd you get so smart all of a sudden? (David)- I had a good day.
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| clarkins |
Honey, I'm home.
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| 3605 |
1) Hiya Bud! 2) Hiya Skip! 1) Hiya Bud! 2) Hiya Skip! 1) Bud, can I ask you a question? 2) Sure. 1) Well, if I was to go up to your sister...what I mean is, if I was to go up to Mary Sue- 2) Oh, God. Are we in that episode?
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| 641 |
where's my dinner?
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that sounds silly, mary-sue
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Honey! I'm home.....
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| 12136 |
Think about it. Everyone changing colors. Kids are making out in the streets! Nobody's getting their dinner, Hell, there can be a flood any minute now!
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| 17570 |
We're supposed to be in color!
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| 18524 |
in the very first pleasantville episode, whos window did bud break?
easy mr. jenkins...what JOB did mr jenkins have?? ::pause:: ...salesman. ok heres one...what did bud and mary-sue name the cat they found in the gutter?
...scout?
MARMALADE! ok.ok.. why did george and betty come back early from their weekend at the lake? ::pause:: ...because bud didnt answer the phone and they were worried about him.
...
...what time does it start?
marathon starts a 6:30 contest is tomorro at noon.
1000 bucks huh? and its on all night?
of course it is, howard, thats why they call it a marithon.
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| 18524 |
in the very first pleasantville episode, whos window did bud break?
easy mr. jenkins...what JOB did mr jenkins have?? ::pause:: ...salesman. ok heres one...what did bud and mary-sue name the cat they found in the gutter?
...scout?
MARMALADE! ok.ok.. why did george and betty come back early from their weekend at the lake? ::pause:: ...because bud didnt answer the phone and they were worried about him.
...
...what time does it start?
marathon starts a 6:30 contest is tomorro at noon.
1000 bucks huh? and its on all night?
of course it is, howard, thats why they call it a marithon.
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No, no David, nobody is happy in a poodle skirt and a sweaterset.
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| 24986 |
We're like stuck..in Nerdville..
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| 24986 |
Hey Sport! Hi Muffin! Better get a move on..you'll be late for school!
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| 24986 |
Do you know why firemen only rescue cats? Because there's no fire here! Nothing burns in this place...see there's no fire! I could really use a cigarette too..
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| 24986 |
1. Mary Sue, what goes on up on Lover's Lane? 2. Sex 3. oh....what's sex?
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| 24986 |
1) Hey, Pumpkin! what's that smell?
Is that your meat loaf?
2) 'It might be ...'
3)
It might be.
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| 24986 |
1) Omigod, it's so mortifying, being
related to him. I can't believe you're
like--
2)
Only on my parent's side.
3)
I know, but you're like ... twins and
stuff.
You must be from like, the cool side of
the uterus.
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| 24986 |
David, cut it out. Mark Davis is gonna
like be here in five minutes.
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| 24986 |
Here. Why don't you have some waffle
cakes.
And there's sausage and eggs and some
good crisp bacon ...
... And a ham steak.
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| 24986 |
We're supposed to be at home David! We're
supposed to be in color!
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| 24986 |
(JENNIFER) pleasantville Marathon?
(DAVID)
Yeah. Every episode ever.
(JENNIFER)
Omigod, I don't be-lieeeeve this! He's
gonna like beeeee here!
(DAVID)
Weil great. You can watch TV upstairs.
(JENNIFER)
Upstairs! Up-staiiirs! There isn't any
STEREO!
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| 24986 |
1) Who's that?
2)
Skip Martin. Captain of the basketball
team.
3)
Does he--like 'me'?
4)
As a matter of fact he does.
5)
Hunh.
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| 24986 |
(JENNIFER) It's too weird David. This place is
giving me the creeps. Did you know all
the books are blank?
(DAVID)
what?
(JENNIFER)
I looked in the library. They got covers
with nothing inside them.
(DAVID)
what were you doing in a library?
(JENNIFER)
I got lost.
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| 24986 |
1) Omigod, omigod--here they come.
2)
Don't do anything. Just don't like--do
anything ...
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| 24986 |
(JENNIFER) Those are my friends?
(DAVID)
Peggy Jane, Lisa Anne and Betty Jean.
(JENNIFER)
Can we do any better?
(DAVID)
I don't think so.
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| 24986 |
1) Yeah...what's outside of pleasantville? 2)....I don't understand.
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| 24986 |
(SKIP) Well ... If I was to ask your sister ...
what I mean is, if I was to go up to
Mary Sue ...
(DAVID)
Oh my God! Are we in that episode?
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| 24986 |
You really think anybody's gonna, like,
notice if I don't have a chocolate malt
with this guy.
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| 24986 |
1) What's outside of pleasantville? 2) Well ... There are some places where
the road doesn't go in a circle.
There are some places where it keeps
on going.
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| 24986 |
(SKIP)
Oh, I dunno Bud. Guess I'll have my
usual cheeseburger and a cherry coke.
(JENNIFER)
Oh, I dunno Bud. Guess I'll just have a
salad and an Evian Water.
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| 24986 |
(DAVID) You can't do this, Jennifer. I WARNED
you.
(JENNIFER)
So what's the big deal. Oh. Okay.
They're like not good at basketball
anymore. Like--omigod, what a tragedy.
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| 24986 |
(SKIP) To be honest Mary Sue. I didn't think
you'd want to come here until we'd been
pinned for a little while.
(JENNIFER)
Oh, Skipp. You can 'pin' me any time you
want to......or maybe I should just pin you...
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| 24986 |
(BOB) Are you alright?
what is it?
(GEORGE)
Rain.
(BOB)
Real rain?
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| 24986 |
... There's a meatloaf in the fridge.
You just put it in the oven and turn
this little knob up to three-fifty.
If you put the pie in forty minutes
later, it'll be hot in time for
dessert. I made a couple of lunches for you
and put them in brown paper bags ...
I'm gonna go now...
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| 24986 |
(BOB) Do you admit that
on the night of May 1, you did
consciously and willfully apply
the following FORBIDDEN colors to
the pleasantville Town Hall:
Red, Pink, Vermillion, Puce,
Chartreuse, Umber, Blue, Aqua, Ox
Blood, Green, Peach, Crimson,
Yellow, Olive and Magenta.
(DAVID)
Um ... Yes I do. Where's our
lawyer?
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| 24986 |
C'mon. Everyone's turning colors.
Kids are making out in the street.
No one's getting their dinner--
hell, you could have a flood any
minute ... Pretty soon you could
have the women going off to work
while the men stayed home and
cooked ...
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| 24986 |
... For those of you going on to college
next year, the chance of finding a good
job will actually decrease by the time
you graduate. Entry level jobs will drop
from thirty-one to twenty-six percent,
and the median income for those jobs
will go down as well ...
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| 24986 |
Uchh! Look at me?! I'm... pasty!
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| 24986 |
Well, come on kids. You're not going off
to school without a hot breakfast inside
you ...
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| 24986 |
(JENNIFER) I'm gonna hurl, David. I swear to God.
(DAVID)
Just take deep breaths.
(JENNIFER)
All that animal fat. I feel it in my
pores or something.
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| 24986 |
Okay, now you listen to me! I don't know
what's going on but you'd better fix it! FAST!
I had a date with Mark Davis and I even
bought new UNDERWEAR!
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| 24986 |
(SKIP) I don't know if I ever said this to you
before, but, well ... I think you're
just about the keenest girl in the whole
school ...
(JENNIFER)
Really Skip? The keenest?
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| 33899 |
No, David. Nobody's happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set.
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| 38907 |
You can't stop something that's inside of you!
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| The Raven |
Honey! I'm home!
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| The Raven |
Jennifer:) You can pin me anytime, Skip. Or maybe I should just pin you. Skip: [laughs] That's silly, Mary Sue. How could you possibly pin me?
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| The Raven |
HELLO! I've got like three pounds of underwear on here!
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well, we're safe now. thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
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| 10929 |
what were you doing in a library?
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hold on to values that made this place great
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Mary-sue...i sure think your swell
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Mary-sue...i sure think your swell
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Oh don't be silly you can't go off to school without a nice hot breaskfast in your stomach!
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| 48774 |
We're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
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| airhead_rin |
--Ray Campbell's got a blue front door! -- It's always been blue!
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