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| 7294 |
1) Hey, you brought your own chair. (looks at feather on his head)Okay lets get you saddled up there.
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| 7294 |
1) And when he got cross-checked in the third period,he remembered. He zero'd in on that little puck, and damned near took his head off.
2) I guess thier kid plays hockey.
1) You play sports Russel,
2) I used to bowl when I was an alcaholic,
1) Did it help
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| 7294 |
1) Jump in the River,
2) You want me to jump, Jump in
1) Yes jump,
2) Hey, its too cold for the fish right,
1) If you'd jumped in when I told you, you'd be out by now, okay
2) Okay, im in. Now what has this got to do with my problems.
1) Because you have to be cleansed of your sins, and be born again. That kinda thing.
2) Awww, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. I didn't come all this way for acute hypothermia. I always suspected it, your nuts riverdance.
1) You want your life back, Do you want your life back,
2) whats it look like,
1) C-mon,
2) Good, anythings better than that, Where we going,
1) Lets just put it this way. You'd wish like hell you had jumped in the river.
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| 8129 |
1)First of all don't ever call me at work again. Second, don't ever go back to Sorentos again do you understand? 2)Fine 1) Now what did you need to see me about? 2)I told Russel 1)You told him what? 2)about us 1) you wha...why did you do that? why would you do something like that? what are you...WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN NUTS?!?!? Why would you do that. Tell me why you'd do that. Are you sick? 2) Last night was a major moment in our marriage. We reached this level of honesty that we've never reached and he shared something that was...unbelieveably personal 1) WHAT?! 2) like I'm gonna tell you...Anyway it was important I shared something with him in return 1) You know I gotta work with this guy? We work together 2) I know its ok he's not upset 1) HA HA HA HA Yeah right 2) He's alright about it believe me 1) BULLSHIT!!! Do you understand its never alright I'm a man He's a man trust me its never alright. ever. EVER. 2) He was actually moved that I was so honest with him. 1) OH Jesus 2)That man is constantly suprising me 1) Maybe its all for the best I mean assuming Russell doesn't shoot me ya know the eyes I'm going to change because I haven't been the best husband in the world I know that I've acted on the occasional wrong impulse you know I've taken the detour and that's not right 2) I'm way too sober for this 1) *gets out of car and kicks the door*
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| 8129 |
1) Is this the biggest glass you have? 2) I can go try to find a bucket if you'd like
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| 8129 |
1) Sir the fasten seat belt sign is on you need to sit down 2) Miss I'm a NY air traffic controller and I don't mean to alarm you but this plane may be in danger 1) What sort of threat is it? 2) not from me the man who's controlling this plane may be... 1) the captain's fine 2) oh you think the captain is controlling this plane that would scare me...
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| 8129 |
1)Captain!!! Captain!!! 2) SIT down 1) I have the proper identification 2) you'll be subject to arrest!!! 1) I have the proper
ID what do you think this is a video card? there's an emotionally unstable man on the ground controlling this plane 3) Will you just get the man a drink of water?
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| 7937 |
Mary Bell: Mr. Falzone, what's the fewest number of words you can use to get out that door?
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| 7937 |
Russell Bell: If you ever want to sleep at night, don't marry a beautiful girl.
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| 8563 |
When I was young, I laid my share of pipe.
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| 8563 |
You know, I'm not really as big a bitch as you think I am.
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| 8563 |
It's got a nice Dorothy Hamill vibe going on over there.
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| 8563 |
My airspace is finite.
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| 7016 |
Get off the rubber - off the rubber!
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| 7016 |
It's a time for greatness, men. I'm a restaurant critic for The Times.
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| 7016 |
Hangin' left today, Ed?
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| 7016 |
I'm up to my ass in airplanes right now.
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| 8563 |
He's got her parents tied up in the basement.
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| 8563 |
At least you have the decency to be disgusted with your own behavior.
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Go battle evil in Aisle Twelve.
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| 8563 |
You either make it or you don't.
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| 8563 |
The reason I was crying in the supermarket was because I lost a plant today. My fuschia hybridia voodoo died this morning.
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| 8563 |
It had to be an opperational error, man!
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| 8563 |
It don't get any greener.
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| 39286 |
Mary Bell : Are there people who find you charming?
Nick Falzone : Well they pretend, 'cause I try real hard.
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| 10929 |
You ain't seen nothing yet.
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