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Wag the Dog - 1997 Movie Quotes

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3605 You want me to produce your war? (full quote)
evilroy #1 Why Albania? #2 Why not? #1 what have they ever done to us? #2 what have they ever done FOR us? I mean what do YOU know about them? #1 Nothing. . . #2 See? they keep to themselves . . .shifty . . .untrustable (full quote)
3605 A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. (full quote)
3605 It's like a plumber: if you do it OK, nobody notices, if you fuck up, it gets full of shit. (full quote)
6948 Anybody want a beer? 'Cause I could party. (full quote)
  Young Actress: Can I put this on my resume? producer: No. (full quote)
  1: Because he brought peace to our nation. 2: But there was no war. 1: All the greater accomplishment. (full quote)
  The Fad King! (full quote)
13604 You can't have a war without an enemy. (full quote)
10929 When it's cooking, it's cooking. (full quote)
10929 This is nothing! (full quote)
10929 Albania's hard to rhyme. (full quote)
10929 --I bet you're great at chess. --I would be if I could remember how all the pieces moved. (full quote)
10929 --The President will be a hero. He brought peace. --But there was never a war. --All the greater accomplishment. (full quote)
10929 I was just on my was to get drunk. (full quote)
  This is nothing! Try shooting with 3 Italian starlettes wacked out on benzadrine and grappa, this is nothing! (full quote)
  .....I need a song....a song...about a shoe, a shiny old shoe...... (full quote)
MovieMan31 (1)The man fucked a girl scout (2) a firefly girl (1)the man fucked a firefly girl (full quote)
MovieMan31 If it leaked it. (full quote)
MovieMan31 He's riding around in a pick up truck with a shotgun and a dog. Ha ha!! (full quote)
MovieMan31 bring me my veggie shake (full quote)
MovieMan31 (1) Albania, Albania...(2) that rhymes. (full quote)
MovieMan31 This is how a Hollywood producer lives? (full quote)
MovieMan31 (1)John Belushi?, Jim Belushi? (2) what about him? (1) he's Albanian. (2) Jim Belushi is Albanian? (1) surest thing you know (full quote)
MovieMan31 the 303 burger with cheese..behind enemy lines or anytime. (full quote)
MovieMan31 I hate it when they start meddling (full quote)
MovieMan31 Do your job...the plane is sick! (full quote)
  (Sung to the ture, ballad of the Green Beret)...the brave men of the three-O-three! (full quote)
10929 You know, you can't save the world. All you can do is try. (full quote)