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Wild Wild West - 1999 Movie Quotes

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4318 That would be an awful career decision, darling. (full quote)
4318 That is a mans head. (full quote)
5161 Now, in my native land, we used to bang on drums to communicate to the other tribes. With these lady's breasts, we could communicate all the way to Baton Rouge! (full quote)
801 1: She's really a breath of fresh ass. 2: what? 1: what. 2: You said she was fresh ass. 1: I did not! I said she was a breast of fresh air. gosh... 2: whatever. Let's get some shut ass. (full quote)
801 1: You know, you could put a gun there. 2: Yeah, but then where would I put my pensil? (full quote)
5240 1. You sawed off sadistic bastard, you betrayed us! 2. General, who betrayed whom? I give you the best army and how did you and General Lee repay my loyalty? YOU SURRENDERED AT APPAMATOX! 1. You go straight to hell, sir! 2. after you, General. (gunshot) (full quote)
892 This is not the way to transport nitro! (full quote)
892 1)You go straight to hell sir!2)after you sir *shoots him* (full quote)
4066 1.The collars are what's attracting them! They contain powerful magnets! As long as we can outrun the blades, we'll be fine! 2.(Name) How long does it take for a magnet to lose its power? 1. About four hundred years! 2.Damn! (full quote)
  I shall call it 'air ...... gordon' (full quote)
7598 Now once upon a time in the west, A mad man lost his damn mind in the west, Loveless, kidnap a dime nothing less, Now I must put his behind to the test. Then through the shadows, in the saddle ready for battle, Bring all your boys in, here comes the poison. Behind my back all that riffin you did Front and centre now where your lip at kid? Who dat is a mean brother bad for your health Lookin damn good though if I can say it myself Told me Loveless was a mad man, but I don't fear that He got mad weapons too? Ain't tryin to hear that! You trying to bring down me the champion When ya'll clowns gonna see that it can't be done Understand me son I'm the slickest there is I'm the quickest there is Did I say i'm the slickest there is? (full quote)
  Not every situation calls for your patented approach of 'Shoot first, shoot again, shoot some more, and then when everyone's dead, try and ask a question or two'. (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 1) he has an 80 foot trantula 2) yes, I was coming to that (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 1) You go straight to hell sir 2) after you sir (boom!!) (full quote)
10537 Never drum on a white ladies' boobies at a redneck dance. (full quote)
  Bloodbath McGrath: (Cocks revoler and aims at Dr. Loveless) You go straight to hell, sir! Dr. Loveless: After you. (Opens small twin-barreled cannon from his wheelchair and opens fire on Bloodbath Mcgrath) (full quote)
10047 (dep voice) I am the president(higher voice) I'm Artomes Gorden. (full quote)
  1. what the hell do u want? 2.oh ive got a telegram for (name) its from his mother she wants him to come home and stop all the foolishness. (full quote)
  There might night be a woodshed onboard but, your GONNA' GET AN ASS WHOOPIN' ANYWAY! (full quote)
14362 Which one of you guys wants to strip down and go next? (full quote)
  And about the whole slavery thing i don't even mind about that i mean i mean why wood u get up early in the mornin 2 pick ur own damn cotton (full quote)
  James: (In a sophisticated way) I'm sorry sir. I was hoping, I was hoping, (whack) (in normal way) I would have to break your nose. (full quote)
13284 1. (holding up suit) You could come as my manservant. 2(looking excited and speaking in heavy Negro accent) Why, yessuh, Masah Gordon, Why I swears, I'd be delighted, I'll sing, I'll dance for ya sir and I swear, none of the other white folks'll know that (in real voice) I'd rather shoot myself than play your damn manservant. (full quote)
13284 1. Are you happy, Gordon? I'm touching your breast. 2. I knew those two were up to no good. (full quote)
13284 You looked nasty, your breasts were hard and stiff and were sticking out like a couple of rusty cannons on a sunken ship. (full quote)
13284 I have a telegram for Dr. Loveless from his mother, Irene, she says come on home and stop all this foolishness. (full quote)
13284 Let's just get some shut-ass. (full quote)
13284 what a marvelous train, you don't mind me borrowing it, do you gentlemen? Oh, by the way, I'll be seeing President Grant soon at Promotory Point, what should I tell him? I'm afraid that it can't be that you are alive and well. hahahahaha (full quote)
13284 1. AVANTI! AVANTI! AVANTI! 2. Why isn't this thing AVANTI-ing? (full quote)
13284 1. Here's my tool kit! It must have fell out of my pocket. 2. Why wasn't it on some spring-loaded contraption that shoots out your ass? 1. Thart's the first place Loveless would have looked. (full quote)
13284 1. Coleman, stop the train, Ms. Escobar is getting off. 2. Who the hell is Ms. Escobar? 3. I'm a frightened, young, starving, half-naked woman who only wants to find her father! 2. HALF NAKED? 1. Coleman, stop the train! 2. We ain't puttin anybody off in the middle of nowhere, especially if they're half-naked! (full quote)
13284 Now THAT'S a whuppin! (full quote)
10929 White folks? (full quote)
10929 Now I'm working. (full quote)
10929 Now what? (full quote)
10929 Nice horse. (full quote)
10929 I love this train. (full quote)
10929 Bless you. (full quote)
10929 My God! (full quote)
10929 --He's so impetuous. --Yes, he's an idiot. (full quote)
  Jim West- I don't know about you mam but i'm certainly gonna sleep better assuming that Loveless barges in here and wants to play a game of pool. (full quote)
  West*pulling his gun*:Who are you mister? Gordon*dressed as Grant*:what do you mean who am I? I am the president of the United States! West:Wrong answe.*shoots the ceiling and then points gun at gordon again*Who are you? Gordon: I am the President of..*gun clicks* I'm Artimis Gordon, how did you know? West: *taps glass with gun*President went to West Point, that says Harvard. Gordon: Clever. (full quote)
  Don't you just HATE that song? (full quote)
10929 I'm an entertainer. (full quote)
10929 good Lord! (full quote)
10929 Let's break it down into two words. First, red. Red is like fire, passion. Neck is...I can't think of anything for neck right now. (full quote)
10929 --Gordon...How long does it take for a magnet to lose its power? --About four hundred years. --Damn! (full quote)
10929 The President went to West Point...not Harvard. (full quote)
beekers Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance. Got it! (full quote)
beekers Why, Captain West, I haven't seen you in a coon's age! (full quote)
beekers Hey, Gordon, when you tell this story to your grandchildren you can leave this part out. (full quote)
13284 1. You drive a hard bargain, ok, 50 cents! 2. I'm very flattered but I'm just not interested! 1. You gotta be interested, you're a whore! 2.(in normal voice) I may be a whore but I work alone! (full quote)
13284 1.Hey, what kind of fancy name do you got picked out for this thing? Let me guess, an elevation enhancer or a gravity repellor veichle. 2.No, I was thinking something simple: Air...Gordon (full quote)
13284 I'M THE MASTER OF THE MECHANICAL STUFF! And you want me to help you, you the master of the STUPID stuff! (full quote)
13284 (imitating crowd) Hang him! Hang him! I oughta shoot you right now!!! (full quote)
13284 If we are pursuing Loveless, then why is he behind us? (full quote)
33944 1/_Mister West! How nice of you to join us tonight and add colour to these monochromatic proceedings! 2/_Well when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to stand up and be counted! 1/_Miss East informs me that you were expectin' to see general McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven't seen him in a coon's age! 2/_Well, I can see where it'd be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even half the people you know. 1/_Well, perhaps the lovely Miss East will keep you from being a slave to your disappointment! 2/_Well, you know beautiful women, they encourage you one minute, and cut the legs out from under you the next! (full quote)
33944 Why y'all look like you've seen a ghost? It's me, dear friends - alive and kicking!... Well, alive, anyway.... We may have lost the war, but heaven knows we haven't lost our sense of humour! No, not even when we've lost a lung, a spleen, a bladder, two legs, thirty-five feet of small intestine, and our ability to reproduce - all in the name of the South! - do we ever lose our sense of humour!!! (full quote)
33944 1/_We have the element of surprise. what does Loveless have? 2/_He has his own city....He has an 80-foot tarantula. 1/_I was just coming to that. (full quote)
33944 Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a redneck dance. whew!... sure am glad I got THAT cleared up! (full quote)
33944 Fine looking spider you have there (full quote)
33944 We may not have a wood-shed on board, but that boy is gunna get a whuppin' anyway! (full quote)
33944 Mr. West not every situation requires your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two (full quote)
33944 1/_I thought I'd go as a government agent who's going to shoot and kill General *Bloodbath* McGrath. 2/_An armed Negro cowboy costume in a room full of white, Southern, former slave-owners.... You'll win first prize. (full quote)
33944 Now don't you fret none, Dr Loveless... we have a nice little half-a-jail cell all picked out for you (full quote)
33944 Mr West, although you are as black as the night on the outside.... inside... you... are... yella! You just don't have it in ya, do ya, boy??! (full quote)