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Men in Black 2 - 2002 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
Jules1985 1) Does that come standard? 2) No it came with a black dude but kept getting pulled over (full quote)
19755 Im supposed to take advice from a dude who chases his own ass! (full quote)
19755 Lets put it on--Put what on?--The last suit you'll ever wear...again! (full quote)
19755 I'll be there in just a minute sweetie(more robo-aliens appear)Two minutes(one of them takes his gun)Lets just play this one by ear. (full quote)
19755 No advice! No talking! And...HELL NO! (full quote)
19755 Thats just nasty! (full quote)
19755 Why d'you put them rats in my locker!? (full quote)
19755 I wanna have your baby. (full quote)
19755 Still think I'm paraniod?--Yes. (full quote)
19755 Why don't you get us some coffee?--Oh sure how d'you take it? Black with a couple of cubes of kiss my ass! (full quote)
19755 1)Hey pretty lady!(Licks her face)You taste good!(Drags her behind a bush) What the!!!(Guy screams his feet are seen above the bush then they dissapear)2) Yeah you too! (full quote)
19755 Ilike to keep my enemies confused--We all confused, Kay (full quote)
20201 You're getting big, Jeff. Boy, what you been eatin'? (full quote)
20201 Oh, now ya'll runnin! Now ya'll--No no no, sit down, sit down! It's only a six hundred foot worm! (full quote)
20201 The city of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, ya'll would have been eaten. Cause you don't listen. Cause you're ignorant. How's a man gonna come bashing through the back of a subway win--that's the problem with ya'll New Yorkers, Oh, we've seen it all. Oh, no! A six hundred foot worm! Save us Mr. Black Man. And I come in and I ask you nice: move to the next car. Ya'll just sit there like...(Flash)...Thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully you enjoyed our new smaller, more energy efficient subways cars. Watch your step and have a nice evening. (full quote)
20201 1)I'm supposed to take advise on love from a dude that chases his own ass?2)easy pal. That's canine profiliing, and I resent it. (full quote)
30223 FRANK!! (full quote)
  You're flight's been cancelled. (full quote)
  1. You don't remember me, but we used partners a long time ago. 2. I never worked at a funeral home, something I can do for you slick? (full quote)
31405 K!!! All hail K! All Hail K! Oh K can you see... (full quote)
31405 1. Who are you stranger? 2. Well i'm agent J 1.....All hail J! All Hail J! Oh J can you see.. (full quote)
  Trapped like rats in a chia pet- Frank (full quote)
  no actually it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over (full quote)
  1- Get married, and have a bunch of kids. 2- Okay! (full quote)
  Ya like egg salad?! (full quote)
  -what was the last thing you ate before the incident? -calzone -dinner? -lunch. -spinach? -mushroom need pie (full quote)
  Laura- We're playing twister...these guys are pretty good..they dont have BACKBONES!!! (full quote)
beekers Take her to Cambodia for a lobster dinner. Pay more than a dollar. (full quote)
  You drive that old busted joint. I drive the new hotness. Old and busted, new hotness...old busted hotness. (full quote)
10929 We were framed. (full quote)
10929 Like you got a shot. (full quote)
42999 #1)Ok, strait to the point... You are a former agent of a top secret organization that monitors extra terestrials on earth. We are the Men in Black, we have a situation, and we need your help. #2)There is a free mental health clinic at the corner of violet and east vally. Next! (full quote)
42999 Ok, first, get some contact lenses, 'cause joints look like they could pick up cable. Second, take her to cambodia, get her a lobster dinner. Pay more than a dollar. Third, the second y'all get back from cambodia, move your bum ass out of your moms house. Boy, you like 40 years old-- (full quote)
42999 #1)What did you mean, 'just leave you', I never run out on a fight. #2)Well, he took your gun. #1)Yeah? #2)He cracked you on the head. #1)And? #2)Slammed you across the room. #1)[scoffs] #2)Half the time you were on your back. #1)[grunts]...that's how I fight. (full quote)
  1) Does that come standard? 2) It came with a black guy, but he kept gettin' pulled over. (full quote)
10929 Harvey!...Harvey!...Get over here! (full quote)
  Listen to your self K, who talks like that......Pohh..Pfft Sacca pfft pft sappa sacca pfft sacca pfft sacca pfft pft sappa sacca pfft pft ahh (full quote)
40149 We are who we are, even if we sometimes forget. (full quote)
  I remeber Jeff when he was this big! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Let's put it on. $2- what? #1- The last suit you'll ever wear... again. (full quote)
22756 I'll flash you some other time. (full quote)
22756 Yo people! We got a bug in the electrical system! (full quote)
22756 Frank! Bring your head in this window before I roll it up in there... (full quote)
22756 Good people of Turo, Massachusetts may I kindly have your attention, in order to facilitate your shipping needs I'd like to remind you that all packages must be properly wrapped. This one is an example of "go home and do it again". I think you know what I mean. Brown paper and triple-twist twine are the preferred media, thank you for your time. (full quote)
22756 Have you removed all of your jewelery?...........Are you allergic to shellfish? (full quote)
22756 Ok, I'll tell you what. You decide you wanna know who you really are, you come take a ride with me. If not, people are waitin for their TV guides. (full quote)
22756 Alright. your pointin at something. The astronaut. Alright now he's pointin, he's like ...who would stack pizza boxes like this? A pizza box stacker that's not stacking pizza poxes he's leaving clues. Its an arrow. You're slowin me down slick. Whatever we're lookin for in these cabinets right here...........Anchovy fillets in virgin olive oil. (full quote)
22756 You guys want some mini-pizzas? They're good. They're like mini bagels with pizza stuff on em. She'll put a little fontina cheese on em, you know, she has palsy so she ends up putting a lot of cheese on..........No thanks, we're cool. (full quote)
22756 Gentlemen, before I play the tape, one question: what's up with anal probing? I mean aliens travel billions of lightyears just to check our- J: Boy, MOVE! (full quote)
22756 Gentlemen, before I play the tape, one question: what's up with anal probing? I mean aliens travel billions of lightyears just to check our- J: Boy, MOVE! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Let's put it on. #2- what? #1- The last suit you'll ever wear... again. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- The Deneuralizer. In a few moments, transverse magneto energy will surge through your brain, unlocking information hidden deep and dormant that could hold the key to Earth's very survival. #2- Okay ... What's that thing? (full quote)
rhps2000 You used to love getting flushed. Yeah, every Friday night you'd be like Flush me, J. flush me! I be like Naw. (full quote)
rhps2000 She can stay up as late as she wants and have candy and cake and junk and stuff! (full quote)
Ericebac26 You did not see a room full of shiny weapons; you did not see four alien nightcrawlers. You will love and cherish each other for the rest of your lives. Which could be the next 27 or 28 minutes, so y'all should get to lovin' and cherishin'. Oh, and she can stay up as late as she wants and have cookies, candy, cakes, and junk and stuff. (full quote)