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Emperor's New Groove, The - 2000 Movie Quotes


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3225 1) Pull the lever...WRONG LEVER!!! (full quote)
3225 No touchy! (full quote)
3419 You have just thrown off the Emperor's groove. (full quote)
Maharet12 Why does she even have that lever? (full quote)
3225 YAY I'm a Llama again!!! (full quote)
3225 1) Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall. 2) Yep 1) Sharp rocks at the bottom? 2) Most likely. 1) Bring it on! (full quote)
4520 - Let me guess, we're heading for a waterfall? * Yep! - With big sharp rocks at the bottom? * Probably - Bring it on! (full quote)
Dexter 1) Ask him which way the talking llama went! 2) Squeakin uh squeak, squeakity, uh squeak (full quote)
5352 1) Don't tell me : We are about to go over a giant water spout ? 2) Uh-hu 1) Lots of sharp rocks at the bottom ? 2) Probably 1)....BRING IT ON ! (full quote)
  Looking for this? Is that My voice?! *cough* Is that MY voice?! Oh well... (full quote)
4927 Ok, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen in my life. (full quote)
6051 It's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy or this would be realllly difficult. (full quote)
6051 Squeak, squeak, squeaker, squeakins (full quote)
4927 I've gotta go wash something. (full quote)
4307 1. Aaah! Demon llama! 2. Demon llama? where? (full quote)
4307 1. Why would I kidnap a llama? 2. I don't know. You're the criminal mastermind, not me. (full quote)
4307 1. Looks like you're stuck out here, because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back. 2 (mimicking). Unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back. (full quote)
4307 Now, I feel really bad. Bad llama. (full quote)
4307 You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy, or this would be really difficult. (full quote)
4307 You...just saved my life. (full quote)
4307 Don't read too much into it. It was a one-time thing. (full quote)
4307 1. Low blood sugar, huh? 2. Yeah, it's a curse. 1. Well, when we get you something to eat, you're walking the rest of the way. (full quote)
4307 When will you learn that all of my ideas are good ones? (full quote)
4307 1. So, you tired of being a llama? 2. Yes-s-s-s. (full quote)
4307 1. Lions, tigers, bears. 2. Oh, my. Looking for this? (full quote)
4307 1. Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home? 2. You're excused. (full quote)
4307 1. So, you lied to me. 2. I did? 1. Yeah. You said that when the sun hits this ridge just right, these hills sing. Well, I was dragged all over these hills, and I did not hear any singing, so I'll be building my summer home on a more magical hill. Thank you. (full quote)
6078 1) He seems like a nice guy. 2) He is. 1) Sooooooo, what is he, in his twenties? 2)I'm...not sure (full quote)
6078 1) The Emporer Needs his drink! 2) Huh? Oh, riiiiiiight. (full quote)
5352 That guy at the diner !!!!! : He didn't pay his check !!!!!!! (full quote)
kazlam Umm...I've been turned into a cow, can I go home? (full quote)
6252 Alright, but I still have 92 monkeys to go. (full quote)
6252 Let's not wait until the next family reunion to get together. (full quote)
6252 1.A llama?!? He's supposed to be dead!! 2. Yea, WEIRD. (full quote)
3378 1) Listen up big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one. Look at that guy! He's got that sissy stringy, music thing. 2) We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it. 1) Oh, right. That's a harp...and that's a dress. 2) Robe! 1) Reason number two. Look what I can do. Ha ha ha! 3)But...what does that have to do with anything? 2) No, no. He's got a point. (full quote)
3378 Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks. (full quote)
3378 1) So...is everything ready for tonight? 2) Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad and then see how we feel after that. (full quote)
3378 Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison? (full quote)
3378 1) A few drops in his drink, then I'll propose a toast, and he will be dead before dessert. 2) Which is a real shame, because it's gonna be delicious. (full quote)
3378 1) Take him out of town and finish the job now! 2) What about dinner? 1) This is kind of important. 2) How about dessert? 1) Well, I suppose there's time for dessert. 2) And coffee? 1) All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out of town and finish the job! (full quote)
  1. Oh, riiiiight -- the poison. The poison for Kuzko; the poison specially chosen to kill Kuzko; Kuzko's poison .. Uhh .. That pois-- 2. YES! (full quote)
  Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh! (full quote)
  BOOM baby!!!! (full quote)
  first i'll turn him into a flea a harmless flea then i'll put that flea in a box then i'll put that box in another box then i'll send that box to myself and when it arrives hahaha i'll smash it with a hammer! its brilliant brilliant brilliant! but to save on postage i'll poison him with THIS! (full quote)
  When Cuzco (wearing Pacha's clothes) and Pacha go to the restaurant to eat Pacha see's Yzma and Krunk. When he tell Cuzco that he saw them, Cuzco ditches Pacha. When Cuzco finds out Yama plan to kill him he run back to find Pacha. When he doesn't find him he slip off the clothes (Pacha's clothes) and sits in the forest. The next day as he was going back to the Palace, he finds Pacha in a field of llmas wearing his clothes again. (full quote)
  For the last time we didn't order a gaint trampline. (full quote)
  Booya!!! (full quote)
  Old guy who threw off his groove: OH, don't worry, this isn't the first time I've been thrown out of a window, and it won't be the last. I'm a rebel. ::hits his arm:: Kuzco: Heeyyy, tiger, I have to use that arm later. (full quote)
  I'm an ugly, stinky llama! (full quote)
  *While stomping his feet* Ahhh. llama face! (full quote)
  1: hit him on the head. 2: more broccoli? (full quote)
  Guess where I'm at? That's right, in the bag. STILL don't think I'M the victim here???? (full quote)
  LAMA face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  1.Ohhh.. Take it Kronk..Feel the power. 2. Oh I can feel it. (full quote)
  The poison. The poisin to kill the emperor. Emperor Cuzco, Cuzco the emperor. ...that poison? (full quote)
  Kronk, how did we get back first? I don't know... by all accounts, it doesn't make any logical sense. (full quote)
  G: Uh... I've been turned into a cow. May I go home now? E: Yes, you're excused. Anyone else? G's: No, no, we're good. E: then GET THEM! (full quote)
  K: eeEeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEEeeeEEEeee (full quote)
  D: Number one. Look at that guy. what's he wearing, a dress? A: We've been over this... it's a robe... D: Number two. Look what I can do. K: I don't see how that has anything to do with the situation. A: No, no, he's got a point. (full quote)
  THE MAN AT THE DINER!!!!!!! ...he didn't pay his check. (full quote)
  oooo put your hands in the air (full quote)
  oh right the poison, the poison for kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill kuzco,kuzco's poison... that poison? YES THAT POISON!!! (full quote)
  a.let me guess, we're about to go over a waterfall b. yep a. sharp rocks at the bottom? b. most likely a. bring it on! (full quote)
  Thanks for that.....i'll log that away (full quote)
  thanks for that i'll log that away! (full quote)
  Eh, PACHA?? (full quote)
3225 You know, I don't think you're really my great aunt. You're more like my great great great great great great great great great great 2) All right! Are you through? 1) Great great Auntr (full quote)
3378 more broccoli? (full quote)
3378 Please. Never find my way? I'm the emperor, and as such, I'm born with an innate sense of direction.. OK, where am I? (full quote)
3378 1) He's still alive? 2) Well, he's not as dead as we would've hoped. (full quote)
3378 1) He can't come back! 2)Yeah, that would be kind of awkward-especially after that lovely eulogy. 1) You think? (full quote)
3378 I snatched you right out of the air! (full quote)
3378 1) Are you talking to that squirrel. 2) I was a junior chipmunk. I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures. Please continue. (full quote)
3378 1) We're on our honeymoon. 2) Bless you for coming out in public. (full quote)
3378 1) OK, so I'll admit this was a good idea. 2) When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones? 1) Well, that's funny, because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to get me to take you back to the palace were all really bad ideas. 2) Oh, yeah, anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude. (full quote)
3378 We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long. This is the last time we take directions from a squirrel. (full quote)
3378 3 oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of grandma's breakfast, and change the bull to a gill, got it. (full quote)
3378 1) All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground. 2) Uh, don't you mean 'or'? 1) *SIGH* Tell us where the talking llama is OR we'll burn your house to the ground. 3) Well, which is it? That seems lika a pretty crucial conjunction. (full quote)
3378 1) NO! It can't be! How did you get back here before us? 2) Uh...how did we? 3) Well, you got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense. (full quote)
3378 Woah. what are the odds of that trapdoor leading me out here? (full quote)
3378 Looks like you and your family are stuck on that tuneless hilltop forever, pal. (full quote)
3378 1) My acorn is missing. 2) Squeak squeakin squeak squeakity. 1) Did you eat the acorn. 2) Squeaker squeak squeak squeakin. 1) You owe me a new acorn. 2) Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeaker- 3) Squeakin. 1) I'm so proud of you guys. (full quote)
3384 I'm sorry, but you have thrown off the emperor's groove. (full quote)
4066 1. What a llama! He's suppose to be dead! 2. Yeah wierd. 1. Let me see that vile. This isn't poison! This is extract of Llama!! 2. Well in my defense all your poisons look the same. You should consider relabeling them. (full quote)
4066 Look at me and my bad self, I snatched you right of the air. I'm a crumbling canyon wall and I am taking you with me. Well, not today pal! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh! (full quote)
4066 1. Augh, you threw off my groove man! 2. I'm sorry, but you have thrown off the emporers groove. 3. Soorrrrry! 1. You were saying, 4. whats his name!!!??? (full quote)
4452 Is that my voice? Is that MY voice??? (full quote)
4927 I'm a little hard to fit - I'm a 66 long and a 30 waist. (full quote)
5352 1) Hey are you alright ? 2) ohh I threw off the Emperor's groove . 1) His what ? 2) His GROOVE ! The pattern in which he lives his life . I threw it off . 1) Oh well I'm supposed to see him- 2)Don't throw off his groove ! 1) Ah.. 2)Beware the Groove ! 1) Are you gonna be alright- 2) The Groove... (full quote)
6317 kronk: wow, what are the odds that this trap door led out to here? (full quote)
6783 1) I'll give you three reasons why you shouldn't listen to him: 1. Look at what he's wearin'. 2. Look what I can do (stands on one hand while pushing himself up and down) (full quote)
6801 It's a good thing you're not a big fat guy, or this would be really difficult. (full quote)
7046 1. Kronk! Why did I think you could do this... this one simple thing? It's like I'm talking to a monkey. 2) Woah now! 1) A really, really big, stupid monkey named KRONK!! 3) Ouch! 1) And you know what else? I've never liked your spinach puffs! 2, 3 &4) (Gasp) 1) Never! 3) That's it! She's going down! 2) Now, now, guys! Remember, from above, the wicked shall receive their just reward. (All look up and see chandelier) 2, 3,4) That'll work! (Kronk cuts rope, chandelier falls) 4) Strange... That usually works. 1) And so does this. 4. Should've seen that coming. (full quote)
7046 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Oh, look at me and my bad self. I snatched you right out of the air. 'Oooh, I'm a crumbly canyon wall and I'm taking you with me.' Well, not today, pal. Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh. (full quote)
7217 o riiiight, the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.....that poison? (full quote)
7319 1. Umm... I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home? 2. Yes, anyone else? 3. No, we're good. (full quote)
7560 Now what do we have here? Hate the hair; not likely; yikes; yikes; yikes; and, let me guess, you have a great personality. (full quote)
Beat Rice Fly: help me, help me! *gets eaten by spider* Too late. Kuzco: Okay...that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen. (full quote)
Beat Rice Ooh, a leave. Ooh it might attack me. Ooh, it's a scary tree. *high-pitched* I'm afraid. (full quote)
Beat Rice Gow! You threw off my groove! (full quote)
Beat Rice Pacha: Is that alright 'dear'? Kuzco: Oh whatever you say, Pumpkin. You know what I like. Pacha: *chuckles to waitress* We're on our honeymoon. Waitress: Bless you for coming out in public. (full quote)
Beat Rice Theme Song guy: This perfect world begins and ends with- Kuzco: Me! (full quote)
Beat Rice Okay, so this is the real me. Not this. This! Not this. Winner! Loser. (full quote)
Beat Rice Kuzco: We're npt getting anywhere with you choosing the vials. I'll choose this time! Pacha: Fine by me! Kuczo: Gimme that one! *drinks vial, turns into a whale* Don't you say a word. (full quote)
Beat Rice Devil: Okay, big guy, I can give you 3 reasons why you should just look away. Reason #1, just look at that guy. He's holding the sissy music stringy thingy. Angel: We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it. Devil: Alright, it's a harp. And that's a dress. Angel: Robe! (full quote)
8251 He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up (full quote)
8251 Okay...what's with the chimp and the bug?? (full quote)
8251 Uck...what is keeping this woman together? Ugh, and what-how long has that been there? (full quote)
8251 The guy was humming his own theme song! Stupid AND tone deaf. I am soooooo glad I was unconious for all this (full quote)
8251 1)Beware the groove! 2)But, wait- 1)Groove.... (full quote)
8454 Huh? what? I dunno, someone's throwing stuff (full quote)
8487 1) Don't tell me-we're about to go over a huge waterfall. 2) Yep. 1) Sharp pointy rocks at the bottom? 2) Most likely. 1) Bring it on. 1) BOOYAAAA-AH-AH-AH!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
8487 1) Dad, I ate a bug today! 2) Oh, is Mom cooking again? 3) I heard that! (full quote)
8727 Have you seen that sky today? Talk about blue. (full quote)
8809 Cusco: Is...something burning? Kronk: (gasp) My spinach puffs!! (full quote)
9753 oh! look at my face! am I an ugly stinky llama?! llama face! (full quote)
9914 1)And just how are you related to Pacha? 2) Why I'm his nieces aunt's cousin's girlfriend brother's nephew's uncle's daughter's cousin.heh heh twice removed. (full quote)
11442 1) One day, you're gonna end up all alone and you'll have no one to blame but yourself. 2) Yeah, thanks for that. I'll log that away. (full quote)
11532 NO TOUCHY! (full quote)
11670 Right. Riooooooooooooooooooooght (full quote)
  I know! I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, lil flea. Then I'll put him in a box, and then put that box inside another box, and those inside another box. Then I'll send him to myself and HAHA SMASH HIM!*Knocks over poison* ....Or the save on postage... (full quote)
  *Beginning...llama sleepig...thunder crash...llama wakes up and starts crying* memememememe.....Look at this thing PA-TH-TIC (full quote)
  1. pull the lever kronk. wrong leeeevvvvveeeerrr. (kicks the gator) 2. please remain seated and keep your arms and hands in at all times. 3. come on Yzma put your hands up (then they land in there lab outfits) 1. oh, how should i do it? i know i will turn him into a flee. yes, a harmless little flee. then i'll put that flee in a box then i'll put that box inside of another box and mail it to myself. and when it arrives i'll smash it with a hammer. ha ha ha ha. (BOOM) or to save on postage i'll poison him with this. here kronk feel the power. 3. oh i fell it. (full quote)
  Isn't it great? It's my birthday present to me! I'm so happy! (full quote)
  Ugh, he’s doing his own theme music? Big, dumb, AND tone deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all this (full quote)
  1) Look, you guys are just confusing me so...Be Gone!...or... you know, however I get rid of you guys. 2) That'll work. (full quote)
  Eyzma: It's dinner time!!!! (full quote)
  Yzma as a cat: Is that my voice? Is that my voice? Oh well. (full quote)
  Whoa!! what are the odds of that trap door leadin' me out here?? (full quote)
  1)nuh uh 2)uh huh 1)nuh uh 2)uh huh 1)nuh uh 2)uh huh 1)nuh uh nuh uh nuh uh nuh uh nuh uh 3)goodNITE 2)uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh....... (full quote)
  1.Why would I kidnap a llama? 2. I don't know. You're the criminal mastermind, not me. 1.What?!? 2.You're right. That's giving you WAY too much credit. (full quote)
  My spinach puffs!! (full quote)
  A) Hey guy are you using that fork, hey don't i know you wrested you in high school, no wai middle school wait i know mrs. popples interperate dance i was usall in the back because of my weak ankels...no camoe guy you gotta help....20 i don;t tink we've ever met... (full quote)
  1. Why would I kidnap a llama? 2. I don't know. You're the criminal mastermind, not me! 1. WHAT!? 2. You're right, that's giving you WAY too much credit (full quote)
  Right, the poison. Th poison to kill Kuzco. The poison specially chosen to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. That poison? (full quote)
  Yes Kronk...Riveting (full quote)
  1) Who's in my chair? 2) Oh, I know. It's Yzma, Yzma's in your chair, right? 1) Very good, Kronk. Go get the cookie 2) Got it... I'm okay (full quote)
  You did that on purpose!!! (full quote)
  I'm kinda new at this whole rescuing thing, but, to me, I would consider this kind of a step backwards. Don't ya think? (full quote)
  Kronk: Oh yeah, it's all coming together. (full quote)
  beware of the groove (full quote)
  Is that my voice *cough* is that MY voice?? (full quote)
  Is that my voice *cough* is that MY voice?? (full quote)
  *Kronk* Did you see the sky today I mean talk about Blue...*Ezma* yes Kronk Ravishing (full quote)
  *KRONK* Thats another one for exotic bird bingo!! I am loving this! (full quote)
  Hit him on the hea-ed.... (full quote)
  Kuzco: When I give the word your little town thingy will be bye bye..BYE BYE (full quote)
  eezma:feel the power kronk---kronk: ohhh i can feel it! (full quote)
  (squirl hand kuzco an acorn) kuzco: oh for me well i don't know what to say....HIT THE ROAD BUCKY!! (full quote)
  eehh PACHA (full quote)
  I had a dream daddy was careening out of control down a raging river of death!! (full quote)
  Oh i know, i'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then, i'll put that flea ina box, and i'll put that box inside of another box, and i'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives..hahahaha I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!...or to save on postage, i'll just poison him...with THIS! (full quote)
  Oh i know, i'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then, i'll put that flea ina box, and i'll put that box inside of another box, and i'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives..hahahaha I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!...or to save on postage, i'll just poison him...with THIS! (full quote)
  #1Ugh, why did i think you could do this , this one tiny little thing, its like im talking to monkey!#2 hey! #1 a big stupid monkey named kronc! #3 whoa now! #1 and you know what else?! I never liked your spinach puffs...NEVER! #2 thats it she's goin down! (full quote)
  #1 Kronc, do you have the poison? #2 the poison? Oooh right, the poisin. The poison for cusco, the poison chosen especially to kill Cusco, cusco's poison.....that poison? (full quote)
  #1 Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground! #2 Um don't you mean OR? #1 Ugh fine, tell us where the talking llama is OR we'll burn your house to the ground! #3 Well which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.. (full quote)
  Pocha: We shook hands on it!!! Kuzco: yeah funny thing about that..you gotta have hands... 2. Mom: No its ok, he just went back to talk to the emporer Boy: Oh yeah, like you told him to cuz your always right! Mom: thats right. 3.Pocha: For the last time it was NOT a kiss! Kuzco: well whatever is was, it was de-scus-ting! (full quote)
  Happy happy birthday from all for us to you, we wish it was are birthday so we can party to.Oh happy happy birthday make all are dreams come true we wish it was are birthday so we can party to! (full quote)
  I have two reasons for you to just let that guy go. First reason, look at that guy he has that sissy string thing! 2.) We discused this it's a harp!1.) Yeah that's a harp and that's a dress. (full quote)
  1 Mom! Mom! 2 Teepo, what is it? 1 Mom, I had this terrible dream that Dad was tied to a log and was craning out of control down a raging rither of DEATH! (full quote)
  1 your not just gonna let him die, are you? 2 Don't listen to that guy! He's gonna lead you down the path of rightousness. I'M gonna lead you down the path that rocks! (full quote)
  1 It's like i'm talking to a monkey! 2 whoa there! 1 a really big stupid monkey name Krunk! 3 whoa! 1 and do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs! 2 and 3 GASP! 1 NEVER! 4 sniff sob 2 that's it! she's going down! (full quote)
  what are the odds of that trap door leading me out here? (full quote)
  Cheese me no likey! (full quote)
  Cheese me no likey! (full quote)
  She's not the easiest person to get close to. There's a wall there. (full quote)
  **How could he do this? Why I practically raised him. **Yea, You think he would have turned out better. (full quote)
  look i said i was sorry cant we just let it go (full quote)
  ha ha ha , its your birthday (full quote)
  krunk here krunk pull over im getting tired krunk out (full quote)
  Lalala! I'm not listening! lalala! I'm STILL not listening! (full quote)
  A GOLDEN-THROATED small-WINGED WARBLER...that's another one for Exotic Bird Bingo... I am LOVING this! (full quote)
  Who's in my chair??? (full quote)
  Dangerous, Ha! Ahh a leaf it's attacking me! Ooo it's a scary tree, scary tree! I'm an emporer and as such I have an acute sense of direction... now where am I? (full quote)
  [1]99 monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell down and bumped his head.... [2]KRONK! Get over here! [1]Wait I have 98 monkeys to go! (full quote)
  Cuzco:ya, doi, me. everyone else gets it! your the only one who doesn't seem to be with the program! Eh, Pacha! (full quote)
  Cuzco: i, i cant remember anything! wait, i remember yuou. you were mad at me because i was going to destroy your village to make my pool and then OOHH! you turned me into a llama! then you kidnapped me!Pacha: why would i kidnap a llama!? Cuzco:i dont know! your the criminal master mind! not me! Pacha: what! Cuzco: your right. thats giving you way too much credit. (full quote)
  squirrel:*holds up an acorn 2 cuzco* gue-ga-bac-a? (full quote)
  Can't let it go. Not even on your birthday. (full quote)
  Riveting! (full quote)
  what happened to my face? what happened to my beautiful face? (full quote)
  Did you see that sky today?..talk about blue (ha ha) (full quote)
  1.Whose in my chair? 2.oh oh Yzma's in your chair 1.very good Kronk! (full quote)
  how else can i say it? youre being let go, youre departments being downsized, you're part of an outplacement, we're going in a different direction, we're not taking your options, take your pick, ive got more (full quote)
  how else can i say it? youre being let go, youre departments being downsized, you're part of an outplacement, we're going in a different direction, we're not taking your options, take your pick, ive got more (full quote)
  (1) Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home? (2) You're excused. (full quote)
  (1) You're not just gonna let him DIE, are you? (2) Don't listen to that guy! He's trying to lead you down the path of righetousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS! (1) Oh, come off it! (2) You come off it! (1) You! (2) You infinity! (1) Grrr.... (full quote)
  1.)Wait how did you beat us here?! 2.)Ah!....? How did we beat them kronk? 3.)You got me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense. (full quote)
  FASTER FASTER yzma put your hands in the air ! (full quote)
  1: Now, for the last time, we did *not* order a giant trampoline! 2: You know what, pal, you could've told me that before I set it up! (full quote)
  Don't I know you from somewhere? Wrestled you in highschool? (full quote)
  Don't I know you from somewhere? Wrestled you in highschool? (full quote)
  Cheese me no likey . . . (full quote)
  You did that on purpose! (full quote)
  Waaaahhh, llama face!! (full quote)
  Tell us where the talking donkey is and we'll burn down your house. - uh, don't you mean or?- fine! tell us where the talking donkey is OR we'll burn down your house (full quote)
  Pacha: So all of it was a lie?! Kuzco: Yeah. No, wait ...uh, yeah. (full quote)
  Happy, Happy birthday from order me to u we wish it was our birthday soo we can party with you! kronk: it,s your birthday?! (full quote)
  Kronk out (full quote)
  he's like the thing that wouldn't shut up. (full quote)
  You're not just gonna to let him die like that are you? My shoulder angel. Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm going to lead you down the path that rocks. Oh come off it. You come off it. You. You. You. You infinity. Grr... Listen up big guy. I got 3 good reasons why you should just walk away. # 1 Look at that guy. He's got that sissy stringy music thing. We've been through this. It's a harp & you know it. Oh, right. That's a harp & that's a dress. Robe! Reason #2: Look what I can do. Ha Ha Ha! But what does that have to do with anything? No, no. He's got a point. Listen you guys. You're sort of confusing me so, ah...be gone ah...or ah... you know however I get rid of you guys. That'll work. (full quote)
  Okay, but I still have 99 monkeys to go (full quote)
  Did ya see that sky today? Talk about BLUE! (full quote)
  Ha, Ha, Ha, It's your birthday? 2. Can't let it go, not even on your birthday. (full quote)
  No touchy. (full quote)
  He has his own theme song. (full quote)
  He has his own theme song. (full quote)
  1) well there was this big guy, and this older woman who was, how would you describe her? 2) scary beyond all reason 1) thats it (full quote)
  Plotting ways to kill Kuzco Yzma: How shall I do it? Aha! I know... I'll turn him into a flea. A small, harmless, little flea. Then, I'll put that flea into a box, put that box into another box, send the box to myself, and when I get it, [laughs] I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! (full quote)
  That makes you ugly AND stupid (full quote)
  No no, its not you. She's not the easiest person to get close to....there a wall there. (full quote)
  Scary beyond all Reason (full quote)
  (1)Now, who's in my chair? (2)OH I KNOW! Yzma, Yzma's in your chair! (1)Very GOOD Krunk, now, get the cookie, get it!! (full quote)
  oo, poison for cuzco, posion especially chosen to kill cuzco, cuzco's poison. That Poison??? (full quote)
  yeah I'm a llama again...wait (full quote)
  Pacha: how can you BE this way? all you think about is your house and filling it with stuff for you! Kuzco:uh, yeah, doi, me. everyone in the kingdom seems to get it, you're the only one who doesn't seem to be with the program, AY PA-CHA?! (full quote)
  Tell me where the talking llama is AND I'll burn your house to the ground! Uh, don't you mean tell me where the talking llama is OR I'll burn your house to the ground? (full quote)
  1: You're not just gonna let him DIE, are you? 2: Don't listen to that guy! HE'S gonna lead you down the path of righteousness. I'M gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS! (full quote)
  Let me guess...You have a great personality? (full quote)
  Look at me..I'm a big crumbbling wall and I'm taking you with me!!! Well, not today!! uh-ha, uh-ha, uh-ha uh-ha aha!!! (full quote)
  I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, then I'll put the flea in a box and then I'll put that box into a bigger box and I'll mail it to myself and when it comes HAHAHAHA I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!! IT'S BRILLANT! BRILLANT! BRILLANT I TELL YOU! (full quote)
  I snatched you right out of the air!!! OOh look im a crumbling canyon wall and i'm taking you down with me, well not today pal!!!!! (full quote)
  It's called cruel irony... like my dependance on you (full quote)
  unless you change your mind, im not takin you back...memememe, momomoo. *clunk!* *gasp* somebody's throwing stuff...what? you gonna make a fire or what? whats goin on? (full quote)
  Ahh! :sobs: Lamma face! (full quote)
  Happy, Happy birthday from all of us to you. we wish it was our birthday so we could party too. (full quote)
  ooh a scary tree. im afraid! (full quote)
  nuh uh yea huh nuh uh yea huh nuh uh yea huh nuh uh yea huh nuh uh yea huh NIGHT MOM nuh uh yea huh nuh uh yea huh nuh uh yea huh (full quote)
  squeak squeakity squeak squeakum (full quote)
  Kronk (singing with kids) 99 monkeys jumping on the bed (Kronk solo) One fell of and bonked his head. (full quote)
  Hey... did ya see that sky today? TALK ABOUT BLUE! (full quote)
  Don't tell me were about to go down a huge waterfall; yep; sharp rocks at the bottom ; most likely; bring it on. (full quote)
  I'm not going to drop it you fools! I'm going to drink it, and whenI turn back into my beautiful, I'm going to KILL you!!! Wa HA HA HA HA hA (full quote)
  Hey i've been turned into a cow... can i Go home? (full quote)
  Hey i've been turned into a cow... can i Go home? (full quote)
  Hey i've been turned into a cow... Can i go home? (full quote)
  did you see that sky today....talk about blue... uh...yes....kronk...it's riveting (full quote)
  You owe me another acorn. (full quote)
  Kuzco:I've had with you picking the vials. I'm picking the next one! Pacha:Fine by me. Kuzco:Here, give me that one. (Pacha does. Kuzco drinks it and turns into a whale, which is worse than any of Pacha's choices.) Don't you say a word. (They fall off the ledge.) Pacha and Kuzco: AGHHHH! (splash) (Kuzco takes another vial. He turns into a llama.) Kuzco: Yay, I'm a llama again! (pauses) Wait....... (full quote)
  I LIKE WAFFELS! (full quote)
1454 1-How would you describe her? 2-Oh I don't know...Scary beyond all reason! (full quote)
3015 Wha? what? I don't know. Somebody's throwing something. (full quote)
3015 My spinach puffs! (full quote)
4452 1) I mean, I practically raised him! 2) Yeah, you'd think he'd turn out better. 1) Yeah, go figure (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret This guy's singing his own theme song. (full quote)
10929 My funny frined and me. (full quote)
10929 My funny friend and me. (full quote)
10940 1)oh come off it 2) you come off it 1)you 2)you 1)you infinity 2)grrr... 1)ok i've got two reasons why you should just walk away: reason #1 look at that guy, he's got that sissy stringy music thing. 2)we've been through this its a harp 1) right, that's a harp and that's a dress 2)ROBE!! 1) reason #2 look what i can do... 3) what... what does that have to do with it? 2) no.. no he's got a point. (full quote)
10940 Pacha: uh oh. Kuzko: don't tell me, we're about o got over a huge waterfall? Pacha: yep. Kuzko: sharp rocks at the bottom? Pacha: most likely. Kuzko: bring it on! (full quote)
11413 Looking for this? Is that my voice, is that my voice... Oh well!! (full quote)
12390 Kronk: Dont I know you? Wrestled in high school? No that's not it....Metal shop, no....Interprtive Dance, 2 semesters? I was always in the back...weak ankles (full quote)
12831 ...I win... (full quote)
13760 1. We were all measured today. 2. I'm as big as you were when you were me! 3. Thet's not as impressive as my loose tooth! (3.*blows in and out, wiggling the tooth*) (full quote)
Emania Aaah... How shall I do it? Oh, I know... I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless, little flea. And then, I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside of another box. And then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, (laughs) I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant! Brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! (full quote)
15128 Ezma: ugh, Kronk break down the door! Kronk: you kiddin' me? This is hand carved Mahogany! (full quote)
Luna more broccoli? (full quote)
Luna uuhh, what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me. (full quote)
Larwen Kuzco:Okay, gang; check out this piece of work. This is Yzma, the Emperor's advisor. Living proof the dinosaurs once roamed the earth. And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man. Every decade or so she get's a new one. This years model is called Kronk. (full quote)
Larwen Yzma: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives--ahahahahaha!--I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this! Take it, Kronk, fell the power. (full quote)
Larwen Yzma: So, is everything ready for tonight? Kronk: Oh yeah, I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that. Yzma: Not the dinner! The you know... Kronk: Oh, right! The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. That poison? Yzma: Yes,that poison! Kronk:Gotcha covered. (full quote)
24322 WAAAAAHH!! Llama faaace!! (full quote)
24322 *throws rock* Uh, wasn't me... Somebody's throwin' stuff! (full quote)
24322 Wow, how long has THAT been there? (full quote)
24322 I just got turned into a cow, can I go home? *Izma* You're excused... Anyone else? *All* No, we're good. (full quote)
24634 whatever pumpkin you know what i like! (full quote)
joseystar (man singing)..does this guy have his own theme music? (full quote)
27139 1)WE SHOOK HANDS ON IT!2)Ya the funny thing about shaking hands is....ya need hands (full quote)
Nemo 1. So, you tired of being a llama? 2. Yes-s-s-s. (full quote)
Galvanation Waitress: 3 pork combos, extra bacon on the side, 2 chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey? Kronk: 3 oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast, and change the bull to a gill. Got it. (full quote)
Galvanation Kronk: My acorn is missing. (full quote)
Galvanation Kronk: Did you eat the acorn? (full quote)
Galvanation Kronk: You owe me a new acorn. (full quote)
Galvanation Yzma: Is everything ready for tonight? Kronk: Oh, yeah; I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad and see how we feel after that. Yzma: Not the dinner! The you-know... Kronk: Oh, right, the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. (Brief pause.) THAT poison? Yzma: Yes, THAT poison! (full quote)
30083 1. Open this door right now, and we'll burn your house to the ground. 2. Uh? Don't you mean OR? 1. FINE! Open this door right now, OR we'll burn your house to the ground. 3. Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction. (full quote)
30929 Is that my voice? - is that (I) my (I) voice? (full quote)
33109 1. Riiiight, the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison specifically chosen to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. That poison? 2. Yes, that poison! (full quote)
hawkeye Guess where I am right now. Uh-huh. In the bag. Still think I'm not the victim here? Watch. It gets better. He's doing his own theme music? Big, dumb and tone deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this. (full quote)
34509 I know, i'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then ill put him in a box, and ill put that box inside another box, and ill put that box inside another box, and then i'll mail it... TO ME!!! and when it arrives, ill smash it with a HAMMER! Or, to save on postage, i'll just poison him. (full quote)
34509 (looking at a line of 5 girls who all look identical) Too fat, too thin, too tall, too short,.....let me guess....you have a great personality? (full quote)
42405 1) Let's end this. 2) Ladies first. (full quote)
  the poision the poison ment to kill kuzco kuzcos poison! (full quote)
  If you had tacken me back when I ordered you to do i nthe first place, we all could have been spared you're little kiss of life. (full quote)
  (Tied to a tree) 1) May be I'm a little new here to this whole rescue thing but wouldn's this be considered a step back? 2) It's okay, don't panic, we can figure this out. (Tree begins to break) 1) I hate you. (full quote)
  Yeah well in my dream, dad to kiss a lama (full quote)
  Yeah well in my dream, dad to kiss a lama (full quote)
  Yzma got the SECRET LAB (full quote)
  It is no consiern of mine if your family has, what was it again? Uh, food. (full quote)
  Kuzco: Oh no! i feel so bad! look at me, bad llama. (full quote)
  Eyzma: Ohh... I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. *AHHHHAHHHH* I'll smash it with a HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant I tell you! Guenious, I say! Or to save on postage... I'll poison him with this. (full quote)
  oh the poison , the poison, the poison for kuskos , the poison especially made to kill kuskos, kuskos poison..... that poison? yes that poison! (full quote)
  My spinach puffs!! (full quote)
  You couldn't let it go could ya, not even on your birthday. (full quote)
  AHhHHhh a monkey is in my pants hellllo (full quote)
  Kronk - Yzma! Put your hands in the air! (full quote)
  Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany! - Kronk (full quote)
  That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel. - Yzma (full quote)
  Yeah I'm a lama again! Wait! (full quote)
  1) What, why would I steal a llama? 2) I don't know you're the criminal mastermind here, not me. 1)What! 2)you're right that's giving you way too much credit. (full quote)
  Pull the lever _________! WRONG LEVER! Why do we even have that lever (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Tell me Kuzco is dead. #2- Well he's not as dead as we would have hoped. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Demon llama! #2- Demon llama? where? #3- AAAAAH! #2- AAAAH! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Uh-oh. #2- Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall. #1- Yep. #2- Sharp rocks at the bottom? #1- Most likely. #2- Bring it on! (full quote)
43855 Yzma: Well, I bet you weren't expecting THIS! (pulls up dress) Kuzco and Pacha: AHHHHHH! No! UGHHH! Yzma:(pulls up dress further to reveal knife) Ha ha! Kuzco and Pacha: Oh, phew.... (full quote)
45474 I should tell you now I'm kinda hard to measure. I wear a 62 long and a 31 waist. (full quote)
47571 The poison, the poison to kill Kuzco...Rrrriiggghhttt (full quote)
Zoap "At my birthday celebration tomorrow, I give the word, and your town will be destroyed, to make way for this!" (full quote)
FutureHunter94 It's All About... ME (full quote)