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Lethal Weapon 4 - 1998 Movie Quotes

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3225 Check out the badge, bitch! Check out the gun (full quote)
3225 1) How did he do that? He just took the gun apart! 2) Alright, let's go ask him (full quote)
  ANd y'know why they make cell phones so small? So you can lose 'm! (full quote)
  And y'know why they make cell phones so small? So you can lose 'm! (full quote)
4396 1) Here's what were going to do, take your clothes off. Danny: What the hell for? 2) Flamo-gear turns, sees you in your undies, that distracts and thats when I shoot. 3) Shoot what? 4) The valve on that napalm tank. (full quote)
4182 whateva you want Leo Getz. (full quote)
4538 How's the front, I mean the restaurant? (full quote)
  Consider this a down payment on a future ass-chewing (full quote)
5520 I want some fried lice. It's fried rice you flucking plick! (full quote)
5863 You have the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up. You have the right to an lawyer, if you cannot afford an lawyer we will find the dumbest son of a bitch on earth for you. (full quote)
4066 Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanastan! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan. I don't know nobody in Afghanistan and even if I did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours. (full quote)
  You have the right to an attorney, if you cant afford an attorney we'll find the dumbest son of a bitch on earth. and if you hire Johnny Cochcrane I'll kill you! (full quote)
272 (1)Hey so who's the perp? (2)What you see a brother sitting in teh back of a police vehicle and you automatically think I'm a perp. Look at this badge,look at this gun. (1)Ok,ok,ok you don't have to be so sensative jesus where you get this guy. (2)Lisence,registration,urine sample. (full quote)
272 (1)your baby is having my baby.(2)My baby is having your baby? (1)Yeah and your baby wow baby. (full quote)
  your have the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up o.k. You have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford an attorney we will find you the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane I'll kill ya! (full quote)
  #1:he takes the job kinda seriously. #2:yea, hes overzealous too. #1: jealous of who? #2:i dunno whos he jealous of? #1:you just said he was jealous... #2:oh no, i said zealous as in full of zeal. (full quote)
4538 It's fRied (stresses the R) rice, you PLICK!! (full quote)
8692 ASS FIRST! IT BREAKS THE FALL! (full quote)
8692 ASS FIRST.. IT BREAKS THE FALL! (full quote)
  I lived on the floor; ate on the floor, slept on the floor, watched tv on the floor, Damn i didnt learn to walk til I was ten! (full quote)
12153 You sure picked a strange angel, baby. But I got the message. (full quote)
12153 Lorna: what happened last night? Martin: Oh, gunfight, explosions, sharks, you know, the usual. (full quote)
12153 (1): Since I met you, I done some hairy shit, but this is not gonna happen. I'm gonna be a grandfather; you and Lorna are gonna have a baby. He ain't worth dying for, Riggs! He ain't worth it! (2): Yeah, yeah, you're right. Hey, if he gets away, we can track him down later on with a--you know, with a Howitzer or somethin'. your son-in-law's over there bleedin', we should get him and get the hell out of here. Anyway, it's rainin'. (1): Yeah, it's rainin'. (2): I'm too old for this shit, too. (1): Guy's too damned good! (2): Well, yeah, he's damn good! I mean, how did he do that thing with the gun?! How the hell did he do that?! I mean, he took my gun apart with one deft move! How did he do that? Huh? How? (1): Yeah... okay. Let's go ask him. (full quote)
12153 (1): We're dinosaurs headed for extinction! (2): Speak for yourself... (1): Gotta make way for the NEW-IMPROVED police department; guys with guns and psychology degrees, like Butters, out there. (2): Biter has a psychology degree?! (3): More like a PSYCHO degree! (1): Ah, hell, I got nothin' against it; times have gotta change. Hey, I almost got shot by a hot-rodder with a zip gun; that's how far back I go. (full quote)
12153 (1): It's like... (2): You're getting too old for this shit. (1): Yeah. (2): How about that? Finally. (1): No, I can't be. I mean, I'm only... Jesus. (2): Yeah, you're only. You can't beat the clock, Riggs. (full quote)
12153 Murtaugh: You okay Riggs? Riggs: No, I'm NOT okay! I just has my ass kicked again! (full quote)
12153 I am getting married or there is no baby! (full quote)
12153 It's about time they poured in some new blood. I just don't want it coming out of me! (full quote)
12153 Uncle Benny: I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters! Murtaugh: You lucky son of a bitch! Riggs: good for you, Uncle Benny! Uncle Benny: Not so good when my wife finds out! (full quote)
12153 Riggs: I'll draw his fire and you run for cover! Murtaugh: No! No, no, no! I'll draw his fire and you run for cover! Riggs: What are you, out of your mind? You got a wife, kids! I got a lot less to lose than you! Murtaugh: Riggs, I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant and you're gonna be a father! Riggs: No! Get going! Get... what did you say?! Murtaugh: You're gonna be a father! (full quote)
12153 Since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed, my car wrecked, and now my BOAT SUNK!! (full quote)
12153 Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal! (full quote)
12153 (1): Hey maybe we'll work together some day. I'm da bomb. They'll tell ya. (2): Yeah, we're gonna be working alright, as soon as I open a cereal shop, ya fuckin' leprechaun! (1): Hey, I didn't call you anything ya fuckface! Don't start that now! (full quote)
12153 (1): what do we do? (2): Run him over! (1): what if he turns around and shoots us with that assault rifle?! (2): He HASN'T yet! Have you thought about that?! Don't be a don't-be, be a do-be! C'm on, Rog, be POSITIVE, now! (full quote)
12153 Butters: Ah, shit! He's dead, man! He's fuckin' dead, man! Yeah, this is how he wanted to come to America, right?! Where was he, in The Killing Section? This guy's been shot 4 times! At close range, like he was executed! Murtaugh: He WAS executed! Riggs: Yeah, by the crew! Butters: What the FUCK, man?! We got people gettin' killed left, right and center in this town; now we're IMPORTING victims?! Hey, gangbangers wanna kill each other? No problem! You or me, one of us gets shot? Hey, occupational hazard! But just a normal guy, THIS fuckin' guy?! What the fuck did he ever do to anybody?! That ain't right!! (full quote)
12153 Riggs: You wanna get married, don'tcha? Lorna: Yes I do. Riggs: Why didn't you tell me? Lorna: Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you, Riggs. I mean, if you want to someday, that'd be great; if you don't, I love you. I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs. (full quote)
12153 So this must have been what Uncle Benny meant by Four Fathers. Looks like Japan's version of the Marx brothers. Let's see we got Groucho, Harpo, Chico, and uh, Fucko. (full quote)
12153 Leo: Leo Getz, private investigator. Martin: Ah, private investigator? Yes, Mr. Getz, I was just wondering if you'd be willing to investigate my privates. Leo: investigate what? Martin: investigate my privates, you stupid shit. (full quote)
16093 You sure picked a strange angel, baby. But I got the message (full quote)
18023 You have the right to remain silent so shut the fuck up ok. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney we will provide you with the dumbest fuckin lawyer on Earth. (full quote)
  In Hong Kong, You'd Already Be Dead! (full quote)
  Butters: Stop! Stop you Chinese Motherfucker. (full quote)
  Roger - A-F-T, aft Leo- Thats a fuckin word? (full quote)
  Leo - So Then this big fuckin shark comes along, wait can i say that? Reporter - You can but we wont show it. Leo- Okay so this big DARN Shark comes Along. (full quote)
  youre dealing with white blood cells here (full quote)
  What Happened To your face NO means NO!!! (full quote)
  leo- jesus christ what's that smell? old lady- well i was on my way to the bathroom and this guy grabbed me. (full quote)
10929 My time is reserved for police officers with real problems and real needs. Have you got that? Have you? (full quote)
10929 You're disgusting! You're disgusting! what's the matter with you people? (full quote)
10929 Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal! (full quote)
10929 They fuck you will cell phones! That's what it is! They're fuckin' you with the cell phone! They love it when you get cut off! Y'know why, huh? You know why? 'Cause when you call back--which they know you're gonna do--they charge you for that fuckin' first minute at that high rate! (full quote)
10929 This is one of the most painful fuckin' experiences of my life. (full quote)
10929 It's about time they poured in some new blood. I just don't want it coming out of me! (full quote)
10929 If this was Hong Kong, you'd already be dead. (full quote)
10929 -Okay, you said 'aft', right? -A-F-T. Aft! -That's a fucking word? -In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo! -Well, why didn't you say that in the first place? (full quote)
10929 Leo Getz, private invesigator. (full quote)
10929 You have the right to remain silent. (full quote)
10929 I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan. I don't know nobody in Afghanistan. (full quote)
10929 Looks like Japan's version of the Marx brothers. (full quote)
beekers License! Registration! Urine sample! (full quote)
13284 WE'RE NOT TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!!! (full quote)
13284 Patrol Cop: Scuse me, sir, you're double parked! Leo: Oh, sorry, officer, I was just talking with the detectives... Riggs: Hey, we don't know this guy! Butters: We think he might've been drinking.(they speed off)Leo: They're just kidding! Officer: Sir, blow your breath on my hand. Leo: Why do I gotta blow in your hand for? Officer: Never mind, I can smell it already. Leo: Well, BLOW IN MY F*IN EAR! Offcer: Buddy, you're all mine. Leo: Ok, ok, ok, whatever, whatever. (full quote)
13284 1. Is he black? 2. Too much armor on, I can't tell! 1. No, not him! The father of the baby! (full quote)
13284 You hurt me, I'm gonna stick an egg roll right up your ass! (full quote)
13284 1. I've been perfecting my tailing techique, now that I'm a PI and all. So, Riggs, who's the perp, what'd you bust him for? 2. I'm a perp? You see a young brother sittin in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp? Look at my suit, look at my tie, who do I look like, the f***in crips accountant? Look at this badge, bitch, check out the gun! 1. Whoa, hey, put the gun down, put the gun down! I'm a cop too, ok? German Jews didn't have it easy when we were kids, besides, I knew you were a cop, I was only kiddin with you, I could smell a cop a mile away! 2. Oh, I smell bad, what you tryin to say? 1. Stop turning everything around, you're so damn touchy, I know these guys, I work with them, we have a history together, and maybe we'll work together someday, I'm the bomb, they'll tell you, I'm great! 2. Yeah, we'll work together, soon as I open a cereal shop, you f***in leperachaun! 1. I didn't call you any names, you f***face, don't fool around! 3.(pulls over) Excuse me, sir, you're double parked. 1. Sorry, sir, I was just talkin with the police officers. 4. Hey, we don't know this guy! 2. We think he might have been drinking. 1. I wasn't drinkin, they're just saying that! 3. Blow your breath on my hand. 1. Why do I gotta blow on your hand? 3. I can smell it already. 1. Well, blow in my freaking ear! Ok, whatever, whatever. (full quote)
13284 1. Ok, you did say aft! 2. A-F-T, aft! Toward the stern in the right side of the cabin, Leo! 1. Well, why didn't you say that to begin with, ROGER? I love these people that get around boats and water and then everything becomes f***in nautical! Astern! Avast ye lubbers! Man the bilge pump! PUMP your F***IN ASS! (full quote)
13284 1. That shark damages my new boat, I'm taking it out on you, Leo! 2. Hey, I didn't mean to catch it, OK? Think how it'll look great on the wall! (full quote)
13284 1. Do we want Leo to shoot the shark? 2. Do we want Leo to-(notices Leo) HEY, HEY, LEO! 3. What? Hey! Hey! 2. You're shooting a gun on my boat! 3. I'm not shooting your boat, I'm shooting Jaws here! 2. I'm not letting a good animal die just so you can have it's teeth! 1.(noticing gun) You have a permit for this? 3. I'm a PI now, course I do! 1 and 2: What? 3. PI! A gumshoe! You get in ugly situations- 2. Yeah, YOU are an ugly situation! 1. Permit or no permit, you don't deserve to have this! (throws it overboard) (full quote)
13284 1. So, sell any heroin? Buy off any cops? Kill anyone lately? How's the front-uh-restaurant? 2. Have something to eat, give you the police discount! 1. Flied lice? 2.(quickly) Flied rice! It is FRIED RICE, you plick! (full quote)
13284 1. Shit! These f***in phones, man! You get a call, they cut you off, you make a call, they cut you off! What's the point? They never- 2. You know what they're doing to you? They f**k you with cell phones, huh? They're f**kin you with the cell phone, when you call back, which they KNOW you're gonna do, they charge you with that f***in first call at that high rate. 1. If you're lucky enough to be able to call back cuz the 3 hour battery you got only lasts for 20 f***in minutes! 2. And what if you're going over a hill and it goes(makes buzzing sound) 1. Going through a damn tunnel or some shit, man, and they keep making them smaller! Why? So you can lose them. Why? So you have to buy more phones! I never lost my mother's phone! Take you 2 hours to make a damn long distance call- d-d-d-4, d-d-d-5, oh, I messed up, hang it up, gotta do it again, d-d-d-4, d-d-d-5, I never lost my Sports Illustrated swimsuit phone! 2. And what about the f***in scanners? These idiots, they get your phone number, then they make calls all over the- 1. Somebody took my number and called Afghanistan! AFGHANISTAN! I don't know anybody from Afghanistan, I don't know what the f**k Afghanistan looks like and even if I did, I wouldn't talk to their Afghan ass for three hours, I won't talk to my daddy for three hours! (full quote)
13284 1. Ow, my tooth! 2. What's the matter, sir? 1.(sarcastically) What's the matter? My ass hurts, my tooth! 2. Please calm down. 1. I'M TRYING! I'M IN PAIN! 2. Why won't you go see your own dentist? 1. DUH! DUH! My dentist is in Detroit or I would go! 2. Just please, be quiet, ok? Oh, brother. 1. Oh, brother, your ass! You go get the dentist! (full quote)
13284 (phone rings) 1. Leo Getz, Private Investigator. 2(nearby) Private Investigator? Yah, Mr. Getz, I was wondering if you're willing to investigate my privates! 1. Your what? 2. My privates, you stupid shit! Shut the f**k up! 1. Oh, very funny, Riggs, they're f***ing me with the cell phone and now you're f***ing me! 2. You sound very tough on the phone, don't you? 1. That's right, Telephone tough guy! Why am I talking to you on the phone? 2. Get the f**k out of here, go home! 3. What happened to your face? No means no! 1. This guy's gonna like me, I can tell. 4. Yeah, he'd be the only one! (full quote)
19150 1) Does trouble just go looking for you? 2) No, it seems to know pretty much where I am most of the time. (full quote)
sjg1983 1) What do you want this time? food or Money? 2) food and money 3) More money than food 1)What are you going to spend it on? 3) Hookers, drugs,... 2) Contraceptives... 3) O.J.'s defense file... 1) Can you beleive they talk to their father like this? 4) Well, it's better than their parole officer. (full quote)
sjg1983 Let's end these fuckers (full quote)
28804 i'm gettin' too old for this shit! (full quote)
33361 we're not too old for this shit! (full quote)
33361 1)are you all friends? 2)(all at once) no..we're FAMILY! (full quote)
33501 You're not gonna let him get away wtih that are you honey? (full quote)
33501 If this were HongKong, you'd be dead. (full quote)
33944 The four brothers... Groucho, Chico, Harpo.... and Fucko! (full quote)