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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Movie Quotes


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9633 1. Oh my god! three times? 2. I'm sorry that's never happened to me before, I must be tired....ooooook I'm ready again. (full quote)
9726 H.D.S coming through, got a package people!! (full quote)
  OH YEA.... THE BITCH. Picaneese, hyperactive, lost in the Highland Park area. She was half dead when i found her. (full quote)
7869 Alllrighty then! (full quote)
  This is double pain soundproof glass. There is no way the scream that women heard came from outside the apartment, the scream she heard came from inside the apartment and the murderer closed the door before he left....oh yeah, can you feel that, this house has been cleard..loser...loser (full quote)
  ACE: Don't kill me-e-e-e!...Please! I'll never tell anybody, I swear! He's the one you want! Kill HIM! DAN MARINO: No, kill HIM! (They start arguing. EINHORN fires a shot into the air) DAN: Crybaby. ACE: Jock. DAN: Wimp. ACE: Musclehead. EINHORN: SHUT UP! I think I'll kill the dolphin first! (full quote)
  Gee, Chuck! The date started off good, but just before we got to the party, she started to tense up! (full quote)
  Do NOT go in there! WOOOOOOO! (full quote)
  good question, Aguado. First I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 Lbs....PORKIN' HIS WIFE!!! (full quote)
  That's it! That's IT! Einhorn is finkle! FINKLE is EINHORN! EINHORN is a MAN!...Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a MAN!!! (full quote)
  That's it! That's IT! Einhorn is Finkle! FINKLE is EINHORN! EINHORN is a MAN!...Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a MAN!!! (full quote)
  EINHORN: what would YOU know about pressure?! ACE: Well, I HAVE kissed a man! (EINHORN shakes her head, then glances at the TV) EINHORN: THE LACES WERE IN!! THEY WERE IN!!! (full quote)
  Hi. I'm looking for Ray Finkle. (A shotgun is thrust into his face) And a clean pair of shorts. (full quote)
  ACE: The 1984 Dolphin AFC Championship Ring. I find the ring with the missing stone, I find Snowflake. MELISSA: How're you gonna do that? ACE: Simple. (Snap-PTTTH!) (full quote)
  LANDLORD: VENTURAAAAAA! ACE:...Yes, Satan? (turns around) Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I thought you were somebody else. (full quote)
  ACE: Any unusual bets being made? EMILIO: 'Course there's bets being made! It's the Super Bowl! (full quote)
9841 Why do you want to speak to the dolphin? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? Do you have a dorsal fin! (full quote)
8487 Do NOT go in there! WOOOO!! (full quote)
7869 Laces up! (full quote)
  Ace: Tom Ace, pleasure to meet you, congratulations on all your success, you smell teriffic. (full quote)
10060 yes satan? oh i'm sorry sir, i thought you were somebody else. (full quote)
5352 1) Excuse me Ron , i need to use that bathroom . * i think it's the Patte` 2) Sureit's right over there 1) Thanks , stuff probably looks beter on the way out ,huh ? (full quote)
5352 1) Ace , what;s going on ? ...Ace ? ..ACE! 2)Thought I left didn't you ? OkI'm really gonnago this time (full quote)
5352 1) You really love animals don't you ? 2) If it gets cold enough (full quote)
5352 1) HDS , and how are you this afternoon ? ALrighty then . I have a package for you 2) Sounds broken 1)Most likely I bet it was soemthing nice though . Now this is an insurance form , if you'll just sign here , here ,print your name here and initials here , we'll get the rest of the forms out to you as soon as we can (full quote)
5352 1) I'm so sorry Mr Ace , we'll have the plumbing checked immediately . 2) Be sure that you do , if I had been drinking out of that toilet : I might have been killed (full quote)
5352 1) Uh oh (steps on bug) Homocide, Ventura . Now how you gonna solve that one ? 2) good question Elquado . First I'd establish a motive . In this case the killer saw the size of the bugs dick and became insanely jealous . Then I'd lose 40lb . PORK and his wife ! (full quote)
5352 1) How would you like for me to make your life a living hell ? 2) Well I'm ..not really ready for a relationship Lois ,but thankyou for asking . Hey maybe I'll give you a call sometime ..Your number still 911 ? Alrighty then . (full quote)
5352 1) what's the password ? 2) New England Clam Chowder 1) Is that the red or the white ? 2) Oh..I can never remember that ..White ? (full quote)
5352 1) When I get out of that bathroom , You'd beter be gone ! 2) Is it number one or number two ?......I just wanna know how much time i have (full quote)
  1)Do you have any more gum? 2) That's none of your goddamn business, and i would like it if you kept out of my personal affairs. (full quote)
5352 1) I don't bring my work home with me Sir . 2) Oh yeah ? Then what's all this pet food for ? 1) ...fibre (full quote)
5352 1) Did you have any trouble getting in ? 2) No the..guy with the rubber glove was suprisingly gentle (full quote)
5352 1) How can I ever repay you ? 2) Well reward would be nice , there is some damage to my car . It's a high performance machine so I had to fill it with premium . 1) Would you like for me to take your pants off instead ? 2) Um Gee...let me think..ah Sure. (full quote)
5352 Well if I look like I'm walking funny it's bacause I got 2 dozen reporters up my ass . (full quote)
5352 If I'm not back in five minutes ...just wait longer (full quote)
5352 1) Excuse me ...I'd like to ASS you a few questions . 2) This isnot the time Ace . If Einhorn comes down here and sees me talkiong to you , or your ass , I'm history . (full quote)
5352 1) ...Have you ever heard of F.A.N ? 2) Free Animals Now ? started in 1982 by Chelsea Gamble , daughet of the famous industrialist Fisher Gamble , over half a million members from Florida to Finland ..NO who are they?!? (full quote)
5352 1) you knw that was pretty impressive what you did back at the appartment . 2) You don't have to tell me that....I was there (full quote)
5352 1) what do you know about ray Finkle ? 2) *deep breath* Soccer style kicker , graduated from Collier high , June 1976 , Dux of University , honours graduate 1980 . Holds two NCAA division one records , one for most points in a season the other for distance . Former Nick-name : The Mule . The only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American ... (full quote)
  Captain's Log: Stargate 28.3, rounded of to the nearest decimal point. We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total annalation. So far, no sign of them. But I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole I'm going to find it. I've GOT TO MISTER! (full quote)
  By God Jim I'm a doctor, not a pool man! (full quote)
  why don't you cry about it SATTEL BAGS!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  would you like a breath mint huh huh?? (full quote)
  would you like a breath mint huh huh?? (full quote)
  Warning, warning, assholes in mirror are closer than they appear! (full quote)
  Finkle's Mom: Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie? (full quote)
  Finkle's Mom: Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie? (full quote)
  Holy Testicle Tuesday!!! (full quote)
  ACE:(in Sean Connery Voice) Lovely party pitty I wasn't invited (full quote)
  In a Sean Connery accent: Lovely party. To bad I wasn't invited (full quote)
  I'm in psychoville and finkle's the mayor. (full quote)
  Mr. S: VENTURA! Ventura: Yes Satan...oh i'm sorry sir..you sounded like someone else.Mr. S:forget the wisecracks ventura*cough**cough* you owe me rent. VENTURA: Mr. Shikadanz I told you, your my first priority..i'm on a very big case right now...see that bird..some rich guy lost it and offering 25 grand to get it back. Once I find this bird....YOUR PAID!!! Mr. S: I heard animals in there ventura, i heard em again this morning, scratchin around. VENTURA: I don't bring my homework home with me sir. Mr. S: Oh yeah.what's all the pet food for? VENTURA: Fibre, you want to take a look around? come on take a look around. (full quote)
  I've got a package people! (full quote)
  Well I have kissed a man. (full quote)
  du du du du..captains log, stargate, 28.3 rounded off to the nearest decimal point. We've traveled back in time to save an acient species from total anialation. SO FAR there's no sign of appoint gland, but im going to find it, if i have to tear this universe another black hole, im going to find it. I've....GOT TO MR!!! du du du du (full quote)
  If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer (full quote)
  Lady- How about I take off your pants? Ace- Let Me Think...sure (full quote)
  hello captain stuben....how are goopher and dock....permission to come aboard sir (full quote)
  S'cuse me is Greg here?.....Thank you! (full quote)
  Soccer style kicker graduate of collier high june 1976, stetsion university honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA records 1 for most points, 1 for distance, once nicknamed the mule, and one hell of a model american (full quote)
  Hi I'm looking for Ray Finkle..........and a clean pair of shorts! (full quote)
  Can I Trouble You For A Mint Or Perhaps Some Binacca??? (full quote)
  Do you know him? Does he call you at home? DO YOU HAVE A DORSAL FIN?To train ze dolphin you must think like ze dolphin. You must be getting inside the dolphin's head and communicating. (full quote)
  There was some damage to my car...it's a high performance machine so I had to fill it with Premium. (full quote)
  Fits like a glove. (full quote)
  Dan: Hey Ace! Got any more of that gum? Ace: That's none of your damn business. I'll thank you to stay out of my personal business! (full quote)
  HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY!! (full quote)
  DID U HAVE TROUBLE GETTING IN? NO, THE MAN WITH THE RUBBER GLOVES WAS SUPRISINGLY GENTLE (full quote)
  If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell! (full quote)
  Do not go in there whooooooo (full quote)
  I have excercised the demons! (full quote)
449 Uh oh!, Lassie must be missing (full quote)
peridot73 I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. (full quote)
1212 Man, I'm tired of being right!! (full quote)
1212 I think Uncle Fester's looking for you!! (full quote)
1212 Kick-off time--my favorite thing. Laces OUT! (full quote)
1212 Who wants gum? (full quote)
1212 Unconsious--exactly as I planned. (full quote)
1212 I'd like to ask you a few questions, if I could. Just a few questions thats all. (full quote)
1212 Die animal boy!!!! (full quote)
1212 Be careful with that phone Lt. In time, you could develop a tumor. (full quote)
1212 He found Captain Winky!! (full quote)
3225 1) what happened to the regular trainer? 2) what happened to him? what happened to me? Seven years I'm the Ziegfried then Roy is coming in with the white tiger and their stuffing in the pants and then I'm gone. (full quote)
3225 1) So animals CAN sense evil 2) Who let Dr. Dolittle in? 3) Lieutenant he came with Miss Robinson 2) This is official police business, we'll let you know if we find a tick. (full quote)
3225 Asshooooolomio...oh sodomia...la...Holy testicle tuesday! (full quote)
5352 I saw the guys' room . It's cozy if you're Hannibal Lector . (full quote)
5352 Man I'm tired of being right (full quote)
5352 Hmm unconsious ..exactly as I planned (full quote)
5352 Be careful with that phone Luitenant . In time you COULD develop a tumor (full quote)
5352 1) For instance if you were to look up 'Professional Football's All Time Bone Head Plays' , you might read about a former Miami Dolphin Kicker named Ray Finkle , who missed a 20 yard feild goal in the closing seconds of superbowl 17 ...*deep breath* What you WOULDN'T read about is how Ray Finkle lost his mind , was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino who he blames for the the whole thing....2) What the hell are you talking about ? 1) She's not Lois Einhorn ! She's Ray Finkle . She's man . (full quote)
5352 History has shown that even the most intuative criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time . But if I AM mistaken . If the Luitenant is indeed a woman as she claims to be . Then my friend..she is suffering from the worst case of hemaroids I HAVE EVER SEEN ! Tha's why Roger Padacktor is dead : He found Captain Winky ! (full quote)
6725 i cant do it captain...i dont have the power (full quote)
9210 what a sports nut, huh? (full quote)
10110 Snowflake? Here Snowflake! (full quote)
10440 What do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? DO YOU HAVE A DORSAL FIN?!!! (full quote)
10440 Hello Captain Steubing! Permission to come aboard, sir. (full quote)
10440 Congratulations on your success. You smell terrific. (full quote)
11088 I just can't do it Captian, I DON'T HAVE THE POWER! (full quote)
11303 Do you know za dol-fa-fin? Do you call him at home? (full quote)
11882 do you know the dolphin do you call him at home do you have a dolsophin.. 7 years i have been tranner of dolphin. makin the dolphin disapearing then letting him go in ur pants. he up on th bal eh eh eh eh eh .. and you can quote him.. patuh! (full quote)
12076 1)ace? ace? ace? 2) thought i left, didnt ya? ok i'm really gunna go this time. (full quote)
12076 2)and how are you this afternoon alrighty then. I have a package for you. 2)sounds broken. 1)Most likely sir, I'll bet it was something nice though. (full quote)
12117 Ace: Your number still 911? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttty then! (full quote)
12470 We're goin' downtown. (full quote)
12674 Thank you for all your cooperation. By the way, do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca? (full quote)
12910 Excuse me, but would you have some binaca? (full quote)
13512 If im not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer. (full quote)
14293 SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT ROGER! (full quote)
14541 (1)Ace! (2)Yeah, Dan? (1)You have any more of that gum? (2)That's none of your damn business, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. (full quote)
14541 Loohoo-seher. (full quote)
14541 Got a package, people! (full quote)
15395 What is it with all the shouting?! We're through with the shouting. (Who's that?) (That's, uh...) Heinskit's Velvet! I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me. (What happened to the regular trainer?) What happened to him? What happened to me?! Seven years I madedetrade. We are making the dolphins disappeare, un den Roy is coming, Mr. Vitiger, unda stuffingofthepants, un den I'm gone. (Where is Snowflake?) Why do you care about the dolphin? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? Do you have a dorsal fin?! To train the dolphin, you must think like the dolphin, you must be getting und-side the dolphin's head, und communicating. I am saying to Snowflake, akay? akay? Und he is saying AKAY AKAY. Und he is up on the tail-EEE EEE EEE-und you can quote him. (Alright! It's about time for Coach Schuler's press conference...) Go to the conference, go to it. (full quote)
15543 Hungry fella ???........There ya go !!!!! (full quote)
15933 what do you know! There little footballs! (full quote)
19423 Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? (full quote)
21785 Laces out, DAN! (full quote)
MeGMaL Aaaaaaaaaaallllriiiighty then! (full quote)
24339 I have exorcisssssssssed the demon!....this house...is clear (full quote)
24986 Would you like for me to take off your pants instead? 2) let me see, uuumm, sure! (full quote)
  new england clam chowder (full quote)
  1)Venturaaaaa. 2)Yes Satan?.. Oh sorry I thought you were someone else! (full quote)
  what do you feed your dog? um...dog food why he is just miserable you know what your just mad because you can solve the snowflake case ya and your ugly im not even gunna deal with you right now well why dont ya cry about it fatty... saddle bags.........(to dog) like her hu? ya shes not to bad (full quote)
  so you dont think this is an obvious suicicde? oh i wouldnt say that. lord knows theres plenty of evidence to support your theory. eexcept for that spof blood on the railing over there. (full quote)
  oh there is just one last thing leuteneant. this woman is roger pedacktors neighbor she said she heard a sream. is that right mam? (yes) and you said you had to open the sliding glass door when you keyed into the room.(ya) your certain you had to open this door?(ya in certain) einhorn: whats the piont ventura? only this.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............hhhhhhHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh......HHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh.....HHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh (gasp gasp) this is double pained sound proof galss ther is nmo way that neighbor could have roger scream with that window closed. the scream she heard came from inside this apartment and the murderer close the door before he left. I HAVE EXORSIZED THE DEMONS...this house is clear.....losers? loooosers..... loosers (full quote)
  Dan Marino should die of gonorhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie sir? (full quote)
  Got in any good callers lately? Or were they leashes? (full quote)
  Got any good callers lately? Or were they leashes? (full quote)
  Hi captin stubbing, hows gopher and doc, permission to come aboard sir (full quote)
  loser (full quote)
  hi i'm looking for ray finkle ( gun points to facea0 and a clean par of shorts (full quote)
  captains log, stargate 26.9 rounded off to the nearest decimal point, we've travelled back in time to save an ancient race from total annialation. so far no sign of clues but i'm going to find it, if i have to tear this universe another black hloe im going to find it, I'VE GOT TO MISTER!!!!! (full quote)
  It's cozy......if you're HANNIBAL LECTOR (full quote)
  I am trainer of dolfins.. you want to talk to snow flake you talk to me! Why do you care about snow flake? do you know him? does he call you at home? do you have a dorsal fin? To train the dolfin you must think like the dolfin, you must be getting inside the dolfins head and comunicating. I am saying to snow flake ageh ageh ageh ageh ageh ageh, and he is saying ageh ageh... and he is up on the tail going eeeh eeeh eeeh and you can quote him..... now go to the conference, go to it. (full quote)
  I am trainer of dolfins.. you want to talk to snow flake you talk to me! Why do you care about snow flake? do you know him? does he call you at home? do you have a dorsal fin? To train the dolfin you must think like the dolfin, you must be getting inside the dolfins head and comunicating. I am saying to snow flake ageh ageh ageh ageh ageh ageh, and he is saying ageh ageh... and he is up on the tail going eeeh eeeh eeeh and you can quote him..... now go to the conference, go to it. (full quote)
  the dolphin has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth, and a serated dorsal appendage. butt im sure you already knew that !! thats what turns me on about ya ! your attention to detail... (full quote)
  Dan Marino: Hey Ace got anymore gum? Ace: That is none of your damn business Dan, and I'd like you to stay out of my personal affairs (full quote)
  Ace:Ahoy Captain Stubing How Are Gopher And Doc? Permission To Come Aboard Sir.(salutes)argh!!! (full quote)
  Hi! I'm looking for Ray Finkle (points gun at face) .. and a clean pair of shorts (full quote)
  Warning! Assholes in mirror are closer than they appear. =) (full quote)
  what's up MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDINGA? (full quote)
  That's fine. I'll fininsh the rest. You take care now, buh bye then. (full quote)
  Like a GLOOOVE (full quote)
  I CAN'T DO IT CAPTIN I JUST DON'T HAVE ZEE POW'R! (full quote)
  If im not back in 5 minutes.....JUST wait longer :) (full quote)
  (Mrs. Finkle) his room is just the way he left it, when he comes home it will be like he never left. (Ace)(see's finkle's room covered with DIE DAN DIE!!)CREEPY!!! (Mrs. Finkle) What a sports Nut HUH? (full quote)
  why dont ya cry about it SADDLEBAGS! (full quote)
  DO NOT, GO IN THERE!! WOOO! (full quote)
  If i have to tear this world apart, i'm going to find it... i've GOT TO, MISTER!!!! (full quote)
  Why don't you cry about it saddlebags (full quote)
  If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer (full quote)
  theyre keeping me online. I'll create a diversion (full quote)
  Like a glove (full quote)
  You're just mad because your stupid pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger. Yeah, well you're ugly (full quote)
  Oh My! Brad Carpenter is here (full quote)
  loser, you're a loser (full quote)
  Mrs. Finkle: If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell! (full quote)
  Man: I'm sorry...that's never happened to me before. Woman: Which part...the eight seconds of sex or the forty minutes of crying? (full quote)
  (1)Heinskits Velvet..I am trainer of dolphins..you want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me. (2)What happened to the regular trainer? (1) What happened to him?..WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!! 7 years I have been de trainer..We are making the dolphins disappear and then Roy is coming with the White Tiger and the stuffing of the pants and you let them go. (2) Where is snowflake..? (1)Why do you care about snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? DO YOU HAVE A DORSAL FIN?!.. To TRAIN the dolphin you must THINK like the dolphin, you must be getting inside the dolphins head and communicating..I am saying to Snowflake 'A-dah..a-dah a-dah!' and he is saying 'a-dah a-dah!'..When he is UP on the tail 'eeeeeeh! eeeeh! eeeeeeh!' AND YOU CAN QUOTE HIM! (spit) (full quote)
  Ace: your gun is digging into my hip. (full quote)
  dudududu...Captains log starting 23.9 rounded off to the...nearest decimal point, weeee've traveled back in time to save an ancient speices from total annihalation...SO FAR there's no sign of aquatic life anywhere but i'm going to find it...IF I HAVE TO TEAR THIS UNIVERSE ANOTHER BLACK HOLE i'm going to find it, i've GOT TO MISTER!! dudududu (full quote)
  Ace:tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss a coffee! Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you'd BETTER be gone! Ace: is it number one or number two?...I just want to know how much time I have! (full quote)
  Melissa it's Ace. I'm in psycoville and Finkle's the mayor. (full quote)
10929 If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer. (full quote)
10929 Power Of Suggestion. (full quote)
10929 line Up. (full quote)
10929 The Lion Sleeps Tonight. (full quote)
beekers 1)Ventura! 2)Yes, Satan? Oh I'm sorry, sir, I thought you were someone else! (full quote)
beekers your gun is digging into my hip. God. (full quote)
13284 Excuse me, I'd like to ASS you a few questions. (full quote)
15499 good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife. (full quote)
24986 1) That's a lovely dog you have. Do you mind if I pet him, sir? 2) I don't give a rat's ass. (full quote)
24986 Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear! (full quote)
24986 (landLORD) Never mind the wise cracks Venturaaa. You owe me rent! (full quote)
24986 1) I just want to know one thing, Roger; How the hell do you lose a 500 pound fish?! ........what? 2) Oh, I was just going to say, sir...it's not a fish...it's a mammal. (full quote)
24986 It's not a good time, Ace. If Einhorn comes in and sees me talking to you or your ASS, I'm gonna be history. (full quote)
24986 Holy Testicle Tuesday! (full quote)
24986 (EINHORN) Spare me the routine, Ventura. I know you're working the Snowflake case. May I suggest you yield to the experts on this one? We'll find the porpoise. (ACE) Whewww… now I feel better! (full quote)
24986 Y'know, I don't even want to know why your pants are missing! I don't care what happened! You could have cost me my job. (full quote)
24986 The 1982 Dolphin AFC Championship ring. I find the ring with the missing stone, I find Snowflake. (full quote)
24986 1) Who let Dr. Doolittle in? 2) Ah, Lieutenant. He came with Miss Robinson – 3) This is official police business. We'll let you know if the coroner finds a tick. (full quote)
24986 May I tell you what I think happened? Alrighty then Roger Podacter went out after work. He had a few drinks, and he came home. But he wasn't alone. Someone was with him in this apartment. There was a struggle, and then Roger Podacter was thrown over that balcony. Roger Podacter didn't commit suicide. He was murdered. (full quote)
24986 1) Who the hell is that? 2) What? 3) That! Who the hell is that?! 4)Oh, that's Ray Finkle… the kicker. Don't you know who Ray Finkle is? 5) Nooooo! How come he's not in this picture?! 6) This was taken earlier in the year. Finkle wasn't added to the roster till mid-season. He's the guy that missed the final field goal in the Super Bowl that year. cost the Dolphins the game. 7) But he got himself a ring? 8) Definitely (full quote)
24986 1) Well, that's a very entertaining story, unfortunately real detectives have to worry about that little thing called evidence. 2) Oh-oh, I heard a toilet flush, maybe someone lost their turtle (full quote)
24986 ACE) Wow… Ray Finkle's house! Can't wait to meet him! Mr. Finkle) Ray ain't comin' home. ACE) But your wife said you expect him home any minute. (MR. FINKLE) She expects him home any minute. Engines runnin but there's no one behind the wheel (full quote)
24986 I'm in Psychoville and Finkle's the Mayor. where's Dan Marino? (full quote)
24986 Hi, I'm Dan Marino. If anyone knows the value of protection, it's me…......So I protect the hands that protect me. With Isotoners. (2) And cut! That was good. Again from one. I said cut!! what the hell are they doing?! (full quote)
24986 1) Emilio, get me the autopsy on Podacter! Aguado, send out a memo. No one talks to the press…...and would somebody please get me some coffee! 2) Tonight on 'MIAMI VICE', Crockett geets the boss coffee! 3) Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, YOU BETTER BE GONE! (full quote)
24986 (ACE) I'm ready to go in, Coach. Just give me a chance. I know there's a lot riding on it, but it's all psychological. I'm gonna execute a button-hook pattern! Super slo-mo! (full quote)
24986 what the hell does Lois Einhorn have to do with Ray Finkle? Come on, think! Finkle and Einhorn. In it together. How? Why? Alright! Here we go! Answer's right there! Just gotta get some blood to the brain! Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn! (full quote)
24986 Oh, my god! That's it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn!… Einhorn is a man!!! OH MY GOD!!! EINHORN IS A MAN!!! (full quote)
24986 1) Do I look familiar to you, Dan? Does it seem as if we've met someplace before? 2) I don't know… I get hit in the head a lot. (full quote)
24986 You're gun is sticking into my hip. Yeeeekkkk! (full quote)
26065 good question Aguado (full quote)
1ajas Warning! Assholes maybe closer than they appear. (full quote)
1ajas If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer. (full quote)
1ajas DO NOT go in there! Wooooooo. (full quote)
1ajas Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey maybe I'll give you call sometime. You numbers still 911? All righty then. (full quote)
1ajas (1)...when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone. (2)Is it number 1 or number 2? (full quote)
30585 Ace, do you have anymore of that gum. Thats really none of your damn business Dan and I would appreciate it if you would stay out of my personal affairs. (full quote)
MRGreen I don't do people. (full quote)
33944 # Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone! # Is it number one or number two?..... I just want to know how much time I have..... (full quote)
33944 * Did you have any trouble getting in? * No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle (full quote)
35354 Lah-o-sa-her! (full quote)
37241 (tweeeet!) half time! (full quote)
40504 see the engines runnin but theres nobody behind the wheel (full quote)
44862 1. Hello I'm looking for Ray Finkle. 2. (sticks a gun in his face) 1. And a clean pair of shorts. (full quote)
rllingstns911 Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell... would you like a cookie? -oh, whaddaya know, they're little footballs... -laces out (full quote)
daddysgurl247 if im not back in 5 minutes....just wait longer. (full quote)