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Return to Me - 2000 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  I better not hear of anyone else touching your squeaker. (full quote)
  I think you a** is ringing. (full quote)
4066 No...some of it is boiled in swiss water (full quote)
5520 1)Aunt Grace, do you hate priests? 2)No 1)good, because if you do you're going straight to hell. (full quote)
4066 What do you expect most from a relationship? A:Companionship B: Sex C: Respect. I'd have to go with B: Sex. But lets mark C so we get a higher score....This is pathetic. I'm cheating on a magazine quiz (full quote)
  You taught him hell, you son of a bitch. (full quote)
3378 1) God you smell good. 2) It's the flowers. Not this particular flower cause it's a tomato plant. (full quote)
3378 Hairy legs are your only link to reality. (full quote)
3378 For the love of God and all that is holy!!! He's just a man! (full quote)
  1. I might stop in at the Pussycat club 'cause I think one of their strippers quit. 2.Oh, don't say stripper -- God's listenin' to ya. (full quote)
7644 elizabeth and i started dating when she was fifteen. so, this might sound juvenile, but can i hold your hand? (full quote)
7644 oh you've got it, haven't you? (full quote)
7644 i just can't get used to being without it. eyah! (full quote)
7644 we're thinking about going to one of those water parks. (full quote)
7987 Look, kids!!! Sammy Sosa!!! (full quote)
  Matchy, matchy, green. (full quote)
1454 Ba-Bla-Bla-Bla! My Water? (full quote)
12153 Grace has Bob's dead wife's heart! (full quote)
12153 (1) You'll get a new heart and before you know it, you'll be back in your garden, you'll be painting... you'll be getting asked out by fantastic men. (2) I'm getting a new heart, not a new ass. (full quote)
12153 (1) I'm just saying, for safety, don't shave your legs, because then you definitely won't let it go too far. (2) Megan, it's a first date. (1) I married a first date. I'm sure you plan on being level-headed, but once you're in the moment, the male brain seems, I don't know, everything they say suddenly seems brilliant. Hairy legs are your only link to reality. (2) You should needlepoint that on a pillow. (1) Hey, all I know is that it kept me a virgin until... well, whenever. (full quote)
12153 Angelo: Sophie got a perm today. Scalp was still burning so she went home early. Marty: Oh of course she did. Why did I ask. Will you go find yourself a gondola. (full quote)
12153 Megan: No stopping anywhere Joe. You come straight back here when you're done with them. Joe: I'm going to stop at a lap dancing bar. Megan: Oh that's so funny. (full quote)
12153 Marty: Ah, this guy you're talking about can't sing at all. Angelo: Can't sing? Then how come he's got such a big band? wally: To drown him out. (full quote)
  I have never said 'hell' in this house, you son of a bitch! (full quote)
  I did some thinking..I realized..I miss Sarah, and I always will, but I ache for Grace. (full quote)
  I did some thinking..I realized..I miss Sarah, and I always will, but I ache for Grace. (full quote)
  Matchy Matchy green Squared (full quote)
2736 1)You came all the way to Italy? 2)I came all the way to Italy. (full quote)
19580 1) Watchin' the game, huh? Then what's the score? 2) The score? The score is...uh, the score is...the Cubbies are losin', man! (full quote)
4066 I miss Elizabeth, I will always miss her. But I ache for Grace. (full quote)
GypsyChicka Joe, put your shirt on or Grace may never be satisfied by another man! (full quote)
GypsyChicka 'What do you expect most from a relationship? A: Companionship. B: Sex. C: Repsect.' I'd have to go with B: Sex. But let's mark 'C' so we get a higher score. ...This is pathetic, I'm cheating on a magazine quiz. (full quote)
GypsyChicka Megan: You'll get a new heart and before you know it, you'll be back in your garden, you'll be painting... you'll be getting asked out by fantastic men. Grace: I'm getting a new heart, not a new ass. (full quote)
GypsyChicka Megan: I'm just saying, for safety, don't shave your legs, because then you definitely won't let it go too far. Grace: Megan, it's a first date. Megan: I married a first date. I'm sure you plan on being level-headed, but once you're in the moment, the male brain seems...I don't know, everything they say suddenly seems brilliant. Hairy legs are your only link to reality. Grace: You should needlepoint that on a pillow. Megan: Hey, all I know is that it kept me a virgin until... well, whenever. (full quote)
23990 1) You dated Chooch Fortucci? 2) I don't want that name said in this house! (crosses herself) (full quote)
23990 It's not easy to dance when there's no one leading. (full quote)
24366 I once dated a girl with a club foot. I mean she had the big shoe and everything. (full quote)
24366 1. what do you do? 2. I'm a Vet. 1. Oh. I didn't go to Nam. (full quote)
24366 1. I've put a special candle outside that repels all the bugs. Every species but one. 2. What species is that? 1. The saber-toothed fly. (full quote)
24366 1. I told him she'd had some work done. 2. For God's sake, Joe, she's not a Buick! (full quote)
  Megan: Just think about it, Grace. Picture - riding a bike. Grace (softly): Riding a bike... Megan: That's what you need to think about. And traveling. Painting in Europe. And dating really handsome men. That I know - it's gotta happen for one of us. Grace: I'm getting a new heart, not a new ass. (full quote)
  Marty: I prayed that Gracie would have a second change at life. I always knew that if God blessed us with a heart she got, would have to be from a very special person if it were going to be at home in Grace. When she met you, her heart beat truly for the first time. Perhaps it was meant to be with you always. (full quote)
  Sometimes you have to run away to see if someone is gonna follow you. (full quote)
  It's the character that's the strongest that God gives the most challenges to. (full quote)
  It's the character that's the strongest that God gives the most challenges to. (full quote)
  -Then we went to see the gorillas and mommy said it was you -Oh really? -I did not -Did mommy take you to see the elephants -watch it joe (full quote)
  It's me! It's me, it's Grace! (full quote)
10929 what was God thinking? (full quote)
10929 How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want no brown bananas! (full quote)
10929 --Would you go out with me? --Yes? --Is that a question? --No, it's a yes. Yes. --Tomorrow night? --Yes. --Eight o'clock? --Yes. --Pick you up here? --Yes. --My, you're a very difficult woman. (full quote)
beekers 1)Hairy legs are your only link to reality. 2)Can I get that cross-stitched on a pillow? (full quote)
beekers I'm getting a new heart, not a new ass. (full quote)
beekers 1)Is everything here cooked in oil? 2)No, some things we boil in Swiss water... (full quote)
beekers Grace has Bob's dead wife's heart! (full quote)
beekers 1)This is Bob - his wife is dead. 2)Ah, welcome! (full quote)
beekers 1)It's ok, I told him you had some work done. 2)My God, Joe, she's not a Buick. (full quote)
beekers 1)It's ok - I told him you've had some work done on your chest. 2)Oh my God, he's gonna think I had... 1)What? 2)Nothing. (full quote)
beekers 1)Aunt Grace do you hate priests? 2) No, honey, I don't. 1) good, because if you do, you go straight to hell. 3)Oh good, Joe you taught him hell. 4)He must have learned it from you 3)I never taught him hell, you son of a bitch. (full quote)
beekers 1)I think I'll stop by the Pussycat Club on my way back - I think one of the strippers just quit. 2)Oh, God, don't say stripper! (full quote)
18805 Elizabeth and I were married by the time we were twenty. We'd been dating since we were fifteen, so this may sound a bit jouvenille, but...can I hold your hand? (full quote)
24366 Kid telling Dad about zoo trip: And Mommy took us to see the gorillas and Mommy said it was you. Dad: Did she take you to see the elephants? (full quote)
24366 1. Bing Crosby played a wonderful priest. 2. Yeah, but he beat the hell out of his kids! (full quote)
24366 You'd better put a shirt on...Grace will never be satisfied by another man. (full quote)
24366 Dan, the man! Bob, the slob! (full quote)
24366 Everybody clap for Auntie Grace, she just mailed a very important letter! (full quote)
25630 Hairy legs are your only link to reality. (full quote)
25630 I have never said hell, you son of a bitch. (full quote)
29964 I thought I told you I don't want no brown bananas. (full quote)
33361 your ass is ringing (full quote)
BonnieHuntFan Whatever... Water, I just don't want Swiss. I got sick on imported Swiss water once. As long as it's not Swiss or tap water, it'll be fine. Preferably, French. (using her fingers to emphasize) I'd like it cold, no ice, no glass, just the bottle and a straw. (leaning forward) You want to write it down? (full quote)