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| 4538 |
I go fag, you die.
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| uglystars |
What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?
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| uglystars |
1. what kind of sandwich ain't too fattening? 2. A half a sandwich.
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| uglystars |
call the Vatican. See if something is missing.
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| uglystars |
1. You flew all the way to Miami because you were unable to have an erection? You know you can take a pill for that. 2. Nah, a pill's cheating. You start with that, the next thing you know you're installing a whole hydraulic system down there. A hard-on should be achieved naturally or not at all.
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| uglystars |
1. You did nothing for me! You did nothing! I'm still fucked up! 2. Hey, what do you expect? I saw you for five minutes! I can't work miracles, Mr. Viti! And let me tell you something, I do not appreciate it when someone wakes me up and drags me out of my hotel room in the middle of the night. I have a life, Mr. Viti, I have a family, I have a serious practice, and I don't have time for your BULLSHIT! ...That kind of got away from me at the end.
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| uglystars |
1. You thought about killing me?! 2. I felt really conflicted about it.
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| uglystars |
She kisses my kids with that mouth!
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| uglystars |
1. Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother. 2. Fuckin' Greeks.
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| uglystars |
1. Times are changing. You've got to change with the times. 2. what, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?
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| uglystars |
1. You know me? 2. Yes. 1. No you don't. 2. Okay. 1. You see my picture in the paper? 2. Yes. 1. No you didn't. 2. I don't even get the paper.
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| 5267 |
That's fucking weird.
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| 5267 |
Dad has a patient who dreams he shits trout.
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| 5267 |
I know that's the word on the street. Barnes is okay but that Noble is a vindictive prick.
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| 5267 |
I can feel the juice rushing back to my balls as we speak.
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| 5553 |
I hear no all the time it's just more like, no, please, no.
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| 6126 |
Here's my impression of you. Please, help me, I'm in pain. Ok, Paul, I'll help you. Fuck you! Nobody helps Paul Vidi!
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| digger |
Man 1: He had a business card and everything?
Man 2: He had a business card? Whoa. There's a real fuckin' acheivment.
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| 7319 |
aka the fucking doctor
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| 5473 |
Who gives a shit get a fucking life!
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| 8851 |
Anger is a blocked wish
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i can't have an intelligent conversation with this guuuyyya
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Some of you mite now me as benny the groin, sammy the shnoz, uuaahh elma da fudd, tubby the tuba, and i am known by the people who know me the best as the fuckin doctor
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Paul Viti: Hey, but if I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag, i'll kil you. Doctor: Could we define fag please? Paul Viti: No. I go fag, you die.
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| 12076 |
1)don't tell anyone about it. 2) should i take it off the internet?
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| 12153 |
(1)god bless you, you've got a fuckin' gift.
(2)no, i dont.
(1)yes you do!
(2)i really don't.
(1)yes you do!
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| 12076 |
you...you...you got a gift my friend. you saw there was something I was trying to do there, that's why you are who you are.
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| 14911 |
You....you just threw him out of the window..now what are you gonna do? - Write a note. - Write a note? What are you gonna put on it? I couldn't take it anymore, signed The Dead Guy? - Yeah, that's a great one, use that
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Get away from the car, you wanna be a fucking a ribie, get away from the car!
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good times and noodle salad
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| 21100 |
1.You don't hear the word 'no' very often, do you?
2.Yeah I do, but it's more like 'no, please, no, no, please!'
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let me guess what it says
life bullshit i cant take it anymore signed the dead guy
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1)what kinda sangwuich ain't too fattening? 2)A halfa sangwuich
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| 10929 |
When I got into family therapy, this was not the 'family' I had in mind.
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| 10929 |
-Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
-what, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?
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| 10929 |
I'd like to see a movie, but it's nothing but this shoot-em-up bullshit. I get enough of that at work.
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| 10929 |
I'm a psychiatrist. Believe me, I can be vague.
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| 10929 |
I am redefining weird on a hourly basis.
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| 10929 |
I was Fredo? I don't think so.
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| deliylah |
I'm re-defining weird on an hourly basis.
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| deliylah |
I'm re-defining weird on an hourly basis.
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| deliylah |
1: You don't hear the word 'no' very often, do you?
2: I hear it all the time, only it's more like 'no, please, no no'!
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| GenieChick |
The load it's gone! Where is it? I don't know!
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Vitti: You know who i am
Crystal: Yes
Vitti: No you dont, you seen my picture in the paper?
Crystal: Yes
Vitti: No You Didn't.
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Crystal: You dont hear the word NO very often do you?
Di Nero: I hear it all the time although its more like
no please no no!
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Now I can't even talk to my mother on the phone. -Paul Vitti after hearing his psychiatrist talk about incest.
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1.You know, typically a patient wouldn't drink before a session
2.Really,I'll have to remember that in case I'm ever on jeopardy
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Jesus, you are a planet!
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would you pass me the fruit?
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i'm also known as the fucking doctor
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hjfjf
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You are very good
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| droshky |
I can feel the juices rushing back to my balls as we speak.
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You want a fresh one?
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| anne benoit |
Neurotics only
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| anne benoit |
You!
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| anne benoit |
You slap a pair of tits on me and I'm a woman
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| anne benoit |
You're an employee of Mr. Vitti. That means you are on call 24 hrs a day, just like the rest of us.
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| anne benoit |
1) Do you want another drink cause I'm definitely having eight or nine. 2) Yeah I'd like a morphine and soda.
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| anne benoit |
Why would I want my father to die?
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| anne benoit |
Of course I'm upset, my wedding is ruined and you've got problems
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