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Blast from the Past - 1999 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
4125 I don't believe I've heard that name before. (full quote)
3225 1) what have you been doing? 2) Watchin television...in color! 1) In color? No kidding (full quote)
3225 Hot diggity dog! Thanks for calling me on the telephone (full quote)
3225 A walking penis capable of intelligent speech...A dickhead! (full quote)
4364 1)where's he going? 2)to check your answer on his computer. 1)you have a computer? 2)yeah. 1) in the house? 2) no actually it's in the backyard, of course it's in the house! (full quote)
4364 excuse me, but is'nt *name* just a butt with hair? (full quote)
3378 1) Eve, can I skate around your block? 2) What do you say Eve, can he skate around your block? 3) No. 2) Oh, come on. Just a couple of laps. 1) It won't take long. 3) No. (full quote)
3605 Oh my lucky stars! A Negro! (full quote)
8487 Oh, my lucky stars! A negro! (full quote)
8487 Mom, I want to meet a girl. I haven't really thought about it much. Just these past fifteen years or so. (full quote)
8487 Let me guess. This is your first visit to La-La Land. (full quote)
8487 1)I thought only hookers drink this stuff. 2) Well, I know Mom sure likes them. (full quote)
8487 1) Bon soir, mademosielle. 2) what are you, French? (full quote)
  1) i love sushi 2) i love lucy (full quote)
10666 Want some sushi? I love Lucy! Oh who doesn't? She's HILARIOUS! (full quote)
9841 He's a baby man. (full quote)
8487 1) And we also got these! (holds up a pair of rollerblades) Can I skate around your block? 2) Yeah, Eve. Can he skate around your block? 3) No. 2) Oh, come on just a couple of laps. It won't take long. (full quote)
  Leave my elevator alone! (full quote)
12153 Eve: Where are you parked? Adam: I came on a bus. Eve: Why does that not suprise me. Adam: Oh no, why doesn't that suprise you? Eve: Well, I guess because I'm a little psychic. I have this thing. Adam: Oh, that's nice. Eve: Yeah, let me guess something. This is your first visit to Lala-land. You're staying somewhere in Hollywood because like an idiot you thought that would be an exciting place to stay. Am I right so far? Adam: So far? Eve: Yes, I'm right? Adam: Right. Eve: I knew it. Somehow you get on a bus and before you know it you're stuck in the San Fernando Valley without a clue, which brings us to here. Correct again? Adam: Again. Eve: Where are you staying? The Holiday Inn. Adam: Yes! The Holiday Inn. That's exactly right. Eve: See, I'm psychic. I mean not completely but pretty much. Pretty good, huh? Adam: No, amazing. Eve: Yeah I know. Thanks. (full quote)
12153 Adam: Manners are a way of showing other people we care about them. (full quote)
1454 Oh my lucky stars! A Negro! (full quote)
12153 Oh, Adam,that would be wonderful if you could find a girl. One who's not a mutant...and hopefully comes from Pasadena. Nothing against valley girls, but in my day anyhow, the girls from Pasadena, I don't know...always just seemed a little nicer. (full quote)
12153 So this is public transportation. My Dad says that it becomes more and more important because of pollution which is more and more carbon dioxide and other hazardous gases in the air. Do you have a gun, by the way? (full quote)
12153 I knew this would happen! You're like a lost puppy! (full quote)
12153 EVE: food and supplies? Who for? Like starving people? ADAM: Well, they're not starving yet, but they need help. (full quote)
12153 (1): Well... Okay. I would like you to help me find a...wife. (2): A wife? (1): Yes. (2): What for? (1): Because I want to get married. (2): Why?! (1): I don't want to be alone. (2): You can be single and not alone. Marriage bites! (1): Bites what? (2): The big one! (1): It does? (2): Sure. (1): I didn't know that. (2): Everybody knows that. Ask my divorced sisters. Or ask my divorced mom and dad. (1): They're all divorced? (2): Everybody's divorced. (full quote)
12153 (1): what kind of wife are you looking for? (2): One who's not a mutant. (1): No dogs, huh? Okay. (2): And if possible, I'd like to marry someone from Pasadena. (1): When do you need her by? (2): Two weeks. (1): Well, I could probably get you laid in two weeks, but to locate a non-mutant wife from Pasadena...that could take some time. (2): That's what I was afraid of. (full quote)
12153 (1): You have very nice ceilings. (2): I do? Well, thank you! You like ceilings? (1): Not particularly. (full quote)
12153 (1) In the first place, I don't fall in love with weirdos I've only known for four or five days. (2) Yes, you do. (1) And I don't fall in love with grown men who collect baseball cards!! (2) Uh, yes, you do. (1) Or pee in their pants when they see the ocean! (2) Yes, you do! (1) Or have perfect table manners. (full quote)
12153 (1) He thinks that I am a gentleman and that you are a lady! (2) Well, consider the source. I don't even know what a lady is. (1) Exactly! I thought a gentleman was somebody who owned horses. Turns out, the short and very simple definition of a gentleman or a lady is: someone who always attempts to make the people around him or her feel as comfortable as possible. That's it! If you don't do that, nothing else matters. The cars, the clothes, the houses... (full quote)
12153 (1) I'm sorry. I took the Lord's name in vain again, didn't I? I'm so sorry. (2) No! There's an Adult Bookstore back there! I'll be right back! (He jumps out of the truck and runs off.) (full quote)
12153 ADAM: Bye, Troy! TROY: Bye, Adam! ADAM: And thanks for always being happy! TROY: what? EVE: Gay. TROY: Oh. (full quote)
12153 Helen: Are you in trouble, son?! Adam: I think I'm being chased by a psychiatrist. Helen: A psychiatrist?! Archbishop Melker: It happens. Helen: My goodness! How bad is it up there?! Archbishop Melker: Horrible. (full quote)
12153 Well, at least I fell for him before I found out he was rich! That's new. (full quote)
12153 It took a while to convince Archbishop Milker that Adam wasn't God, and he was pretty broken up about it (full quote)
12153 Adam says that this is simply how things work. First the parents take care of the children and then the children take care of the parents. (full quote)
12153 Whenever Adam gives me such obviously incorrect information, I just smile, slap him on the knee, and look out the window. Why spoil his dreams? They're such wonderful dreams. (full quote)
12153 Have you ever in your life seen a son who did more for his parents? (full quote)
14847 Somebody's had teeee many Martooni's. (full quote)
  if it helps i don't have a gun o that makes it all better... get away from me u psycho (full quote)
  Ohhh, no. Rule number one in north America, no strangers in the car. (full quote)
  ADAM: So, Eve, what did you mean when you said you could get me laid? (full quote)
  I can't help it! Perry Como always does this to me! (full quote)
  Because he must! (full quote)
  1. Well I guess living up here tends to make people look older. 2. Up here on the 18th floor? (full quote)
10929 Don't forget: stay out of the adult bookstore. (full quote)
10929 Round and round. (full quote)
10929 It's a good day. (full quote)
10929 It's been a long, long time. (full quote)
10929 Memories are made of this. (full quote)
10929 You belong to me. (full quote)
10929 That old black magic. (full quote)
10929 Surf city. (full quote)
10929 Can't get enough of your love, babe. (full quote)
10929 It's the end of the world as we know it. (full quote)
10929 I will buy you a new life. (full quote)
10929 Y.M.C.A. (full quote)
beekers LEAVE MY ELEVATOR ALONE!! (full quote)
beekers 1)Champagne cocktails? I thought only prostitutes drank those. 2)Well, I know mom sure loves 'em. (full quote)
13284 Others are multisexual. It seems like they can be both. He tried to sell me his body, Helen. They offer lawn furniture as a come-on! (full quote)
Strider (1) She used to bring him sandwiches and hot Dr. Pepper. (2) He drank it hot? Good God. (full quote)
Strider We have to be strong, if not for ourselves, then for the child. (full quote)
Strider (1) Would you like a tranquilizer? (2) You have tranquilizers? (1) I told you, I have everything. (full quote)
Strider I was thinking, in light of the circumstances, we could call him Adam. That’s not sacrilegious, is it? (full quote)
Strider I have lifted my eyes skyward a time or two, and I certainly have never seen anything coming from there, except a goddamn airplane, which I can’t afford to get on! (full quote)
Strider Leave my elevator alone. (full quote)
Strider What happened to my back yard? (full quote)
Strider (1) So…you survived the blast? (2) The blast? Honey, like the song says, a country boy can survive. (full quote)
Strider Say, Mom? I was wondering, while I was up there and all, I was wondering if maybe I could meet a girl. I’ve been thinking about that a little, just these past 15 years or so. (full quote)
Strider (1) Son. Adam. Don’t forget. Stay out of the adult bookstore. (2) Adult bookstore? Why? (1) Poison gas. Invisible. Don’t forget. (full quote)
Strider Are you the one who came last night, all in yellow? (full quote)
Strider The sky! I have never in my life seen anything like it before! (full quote)
Strider Oh my lucky stars, a Negro! (full quote)
Strider Driver, please stop the bus, I wish to get off! (full quote)
Strider Thanks for calling me on the telephone! (full quote)
Strider Why would someone need 26 yacht batteries? (full quote)
Strider I was going to ask you why Cliff likes to wear another man’s underpants. (full quote)
Strider You have very nice ceilings. (full quote)
Strider (1) I love Lucy! (2) Who doesn’t? She’s hilarious! (full quote)
Strider (1) Here you go, one champagne cocktail. I thought only hookers drank those things. (2) Well, I know Mom sure loves them. (full quote)
Strider I’m clairvoyant, butthead! (full quote)
Strider (1) He’s gay, by the way. (2) Well, good for you! (3) Well, we try… (full quote)
19433 Adam: I Think I'm being chased by a psychiatrist. Helen: A psychiatrist? Soda Jerk: It happens. (full quote)
19715 Mom, Dad, I think im being chased by a psyhchiratist (full quote)
25630 Oh my lucky stars! A Negro! (full quote)
25630 And I don't have to get physical in your spaceship? (full quote)
40209 good God a negro! (full quote)
46942 1) who are you? 2) the mother? 1 and others) the mother! (full quote)
48652 Yeah, let me guess something. This is your first visit to La-La-Land. You're staying somewhere in Hollywood because like an idiot you thought that would be an exciting place to stay. Am I right so far? (full quote)
bigclaude Leave my elevator alone! (full quote)