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Simon Birch - 1998 Movie Quotes


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  your already a bastard, might as well be an enlighted one. (full quote)
4735 your already a bastard, might as well be an enlightened one. (full quote)
  Mine just turned into walnuts! (full quote)
3923 I'm gonna leave you alone with your thoughts now. (full quote)
3923 Cut it out you assholes,Hey no tickling! (full quote)
3923 Come on were late. No you're late I'm just riding with you. (full quote)
3923 Have a nice day. Goddam kids got no respect these days. (full quote)
3923 I was just thinking,last year we played in the squirt league right,this year were in the pee wee league. Do they want us to play ball or urinate? (full quote)
3923 My balls just turned into marbles. My balls just turned into BBs. (full quote)
3923 30 mississippi,30 misissippi I counted 34 mississippi. (full quote)
3923 Marjories getting breasts. I know. Preaty soon they'll be boobs. (full quote)
3923 Things will be different once God makes me a hero. (full quote)
3923 The last time you met a man on the Boston and Maine you became pregnant. (full quote)
3923 what's in the bag? Joseph! (full quote)
3923 Oh boy thats alot of peas. (full quote)
3923 what I want to do and what I do are two sperate things. If we all went around doing what we wanted to do all the time there would be chaos. (full quote)
3923 Maybe God sent him to be your father. God sent me a screwball with an armidillo? (full quote)
3923 Hi Joe hi Miss Wentworth,hi Ben goodrich. (full quote)
3923 what does coffee and doughnuts have to do with God? (full quote)
3923 See you later alligator,afterwhile crocidille. (full quote)
3923 Oh man this is so boss. (full quote)
3923 Thank you miss Wentworth. You know what Simon thank you. (full quote)
3923 I'm sorry,I'm sorry. (full quote)
3923 Theres my little doll. (full quote)
3923 A lefty like me. (full quote)
8261 You're never prepared for the moment that will change your life (full quote)
8261 i want to know if there's a reason for things. i used to be certain but im not so sure anymore. (full quote)
8261 when someone you love dies you don't lose them all at once, you lose them in pieces (full quote)
8263 there is no god, its all bullshit (full quote)
  sex makes people crazy (full quote)
  sex makes people crazy (full quote)
  its the virgin mary, eddie. what does joseph got to do with anything. (full quote)
8906 It's the virgin mary, eddie. what does joseph got to do with anything? (full quote)
7869 Nice bag. (full quote)
7869 1) Well I met a man on the train. Old Boston and Maine. 2) You're pregnant? 1) Mother. I just met him. 2) The last time you came home from Boston and Maine you cam home pregnant. (full quote)
  what do you want from me? (full quote)
  Last year we were on the squirts, this year we are on the pee wees. Do they want us to play baseball or urinate? (full quote)
  Last year we were on the squirts, this year we are on the pee wees. Do they want us to play baseball or urinate? (full quote)
  Joe:My balls just turned into prunes. Simon: My balls just turned into raisons...Joe:My balls just turned into bullets Simon:My balls just turned into BeBe's (full quote)
  Im freezin!! (full quote)
  girl: simon, whats wrong? simon: BOOBS! (full quote)
  AH! a horse! (full quote)
  Slow down I'm a miricale ya know? Yea, yea. (full quote)
  Into Paradise, may the angels lead you. (full quote)
  Faith is not in a floor plan. (full quote)
  my ass hurts (full quote)
  i dont need proof i have faith, your problem is you have no faith. (full quote)
  If we went around doing what we wanted to do, there'd be chaos. (full quote)
  If we went around doing what we wanted to do, there'd be chaos. (full quote)
  (Simon is dying) Joe: Simon? Simon: Yeah? Joe: (sobbing) You're my best friend in the whole world! Simon: I know that, stupid. (full quote)
  My ball's just turned into prunes. Mine turned into raisons! (full quote)
  Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail at our impatience and races like a gazelle when you can't catch your breath. (full quote)
  If God has made the church bake sale a priority, then we are all in a lot of trouble. (full quote)
15677 your mother has the best breasts of all the mothers. (full quote)
31544 When someone you love dies, you don't lose them all at once. You lose them in pieces, over time. (full quote)
31544 And the angels take you, into paradise (full quote)
31544 For as much as I loved my mother, I knew that Simon loved her just as much, she was the only real mother he ever had (full quote)
31544 Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It paces like a snail when you can't wait, then races like a gazzelle when you can't catch your breath. (full quote)
35205 You're already a bastard. You might as well be an enlightened one (full quote)
Lalexr "My balls are shriveled like prunes" "My balls shriveled into raisans!" (full quote)