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Notting Hill - 1999 Movie Quotes


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  im also just a girl, standing infront of a boy, asking him to lover her (full quote)
734 #1: ...and why is that, exactly? #2: Combination of factors, really... (full quote)
734 #1: There's something wrong with this yogurt. #2: That's because it's not yogurt...It's mayonaise. (full quote)
  Can I stay a bit longer? Stay forever. (full quote)
284 Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat. (full quote)
284 #1. Can I stay a bit longer? #2. Stay forever. (full quote)
284 It was nice to meet you. Surreal, but nice. (full quote)
284 #1. I don't suppose Flintstone rings any bells??? #2. I'll put you right through sir. (full quote)
284 The whole two names concept was totally too much for my flatmate's pea-size intellect. (full quote)
284 You are Horse & Hounds' favorite actress. You, and Black Beauty. (full quote)
284 #1. Do you want my phone number??? #2. Tempting...but no. (full quote)
284 I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. (full quote)
265 Whoopsydaisies! (full quote)
4375 #1. May I stay longer? #2. Stay forever (full quote)
4375 #1. Newspapers last forever. I'll regret this forever! #2. I will feel the opposite, if that's okay with you. (full quote)
  The readers of Horse and Hound will be delighted. (full quote)
4375 Happiness isn't happiness without a violin playing goat. (full quote)
4757 Anna, how long do you intend to stay in Britain? ...indefinetly. (full quote)
FletchFFletch Oh God, this is one of those key moments in life, when it's possible you can be really, genuinely cool - and I'm failing 100%. I absolutley and totally and utterly adore you and I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world and more importantly I genuinely believe and have believed for some time now that we can be best friends. What do YOU think? (full quote)
FletchFFletch I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though. (full quote)
  Bugger!!!!! (full quote)
  #1.would have liked to have horses in it? #2. it would have been difficult oviously, being set in space. (full quote)
  #1.Yes right...um, any horses in that one?or hounds, of course. Our readers are equally intrigued by both species. #2. it takes place on a submarine, (full quote)
3605 I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins. (full quote)
3605 Whoop-si-daisies! (full quote)
3605 I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though. (full quote)
3605 I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though. (full quote)
7067 I've got some absolute classics! (full quote)
7067 I've got some absolute classics! (full quote)
  #1:No one says whoopsidaisies do they? #2:No one has said whoopsidaises, in what, 50 years? and even then it was just little girls with blond ringlets. #1: Right, ok, here we go again... WHOOPSIDAISIES!! (full quote)
  #1:No one says whoopsidaisies do they? #2:No one has said whoopsidaises, in what, 50 years? and even then it was just little girls with blond ringlets. #1: Right, ok, here we go again... WHOOPSIDAISIES!! (full quote)
  hi.i forgot my bag.oh come in.(gives her bag) sorry about the sereal but nice comment.i don't know what i was thinking. thats okey, i thought the apricots and honey thing was the real low point. (full quote)
  hi.i forgot my bag.oh come in.(gives her bag) sorry about the sereal but nice comment.i don't know what i was thinking. thats okey, i thought the apricot in honey thing was the real low point. (full quote)
7937 I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. (full quote)
8037 I dont believe it, my whole life ruined because i dont read Hello magazine. (full quote)
8795 (1) No one knows why somethings work out and somethings dont. Some of us get lucky and some of us...(2)get fired. (full quote)
  #1 - so what do you put on your passport - mel gibson's bottom? #2 -actually , mel does his own ass work, i mean ,why wouldn't he?...its delicious? #1- what mel gibson's bottom or the ice cream? #2-both ,equally, except this is tart ... and fuzz free.. (full quote)
  WILLIAM:Do you want something to drink? Coke? Water? Disgusting sugary drink pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest? (full quote)
9185 Not bad. Not bad at all. Chicks love grey. Nice firm buttocks! (full quote)
10338 It's as if I've taken love heroin, and I can't ever have it again. (full quote)
  There is something wrong with this yogurt..........It's not yogurt, it's mayonnaise. (full quote)
  The more i think about things, the more i see no rhyme or reason to life, no one knows why some things work out and some things don't. (full quote)
  And im also just a girl standing here in front of a guy asking him to love her (full quote)
  may i stay longer?.....stay forever... (full quote)
  ...groovy (full quote)
  Come on willi! lets get sloshed! (full quote)
  Not Bad. Not at all bad. Well chosen briefs I'd say. Chicks love the grey. Nice firm buttocks! (full quote)
  so these vegetables? They've been murdered. (full quote)
  Atfer all i'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. (full quote)
  Pathetic attempt to hog the brownie (full quote)
  why is she in a wheel chair? (full quote)
  1. she stay with the flowers. 2. yeah... pitch (full quote)
  i'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy and asking him to love her (full quote)
  James bond never had to put up with any of this sort of shit. (full quote)
  bugger this for a bunch of bananas (full quote)
  james bond never had to put up with this shit (full quote)
  I on the other hand will always be glad that you came to stay for a while. (full quote)
  William (Hugh): It does strike me as surreal that I'm allowed to see you naked... Anna (Julia): You and every person in this country. Will: Oh ya, sorry Anna: What is it about men and nudity hm? Particulary breasts. How can you be so interested in them? Will: well.. (giggle) Anna: But seriously, they're just breasts. Every second person in the world has them. Will: Well more than that actually, when you think about it. You know, meatloaf has a very nice pair (both giggle) Anna: But they.. they're ODD looking.. they're for MILK... your MOTHER has them...you've seen a thousand of them... what's all the fuss about? Will: Actually, I can't think what it is really...let me just have a quick look (peeks underneath the blanket) no - nope. beats me (both laugh) (full quote)
2736 I'm sure you didn't mean any harm, I'm sure it was just friendly banter, I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts; enjoy your dinner, the tuna's really good. (full quote)
2736 Well....happiness just isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat. (full quote)
7016 There is also a very amusing incident with a kabob. (full quote)
talulabell And if you say an thing about how many mistakes i just made i'll pelt you with olives (full quote)
8563 I'll call the police and, um, what can I say? If I'm wrong about the whole 'book down the trousers' scenario, I really apologize. (full quote)
8563 Actually, Ringo Starr doesn't - doesn't look at all like...uh...Topol. (full quote)
8563 I don't believe it. I actually walked into the loo with her. (full quote)
8563 I'm confident that in five minutes we could have you spic and span and back on the street again - in the non-prostitute sense, obviously. (full quote)
8563 My flatmate, who I'll stab to death later, never gave me the message. (full quote)
8563 She's bright as a button and kisses like a nymphomaniac on death row. (full quote)
pagese Happiness isn't happines without a violing playing goat. (full quote)
10929 Horse and Hound. (full quote)
11289 You daft prick ! (full quote)
beekers Right, none of those childish kabaab stories. (full quote)
beekers Don't order too much now. I don't want people saying, 'Oh there's that famous American actor with the big fat girl friend'. (full quote)
beekers If I employ a wet mop, would I have to pay it as much? (full quote)
beekers 1)Wait, she took your grandmother's flowers? 2)Oh, yeah...bitch. (full quote)
beekers 1)Can I help you? 2)Do you have anything by Dickens? 1)No, unfortunately, we're a travel book shop -- we only sell travel books. 2)Oh, right. Have you got the new John Grisham thriller? 1)Well, no because that would be fiction, wouldn't it? 2)Oh, right. Have you got Winnie the Pooh? 1)Martin, your customer. (full quote)
beekers 1)Can I have your autograph? 2)Sure. What's your name? 1)Rufus. What's it say? 2)That is my signature and below it it says, 'Dear Rufus, you belong in jail.' 1)Right. Good one. (full quote)
beekers 'For June who loved this garden. From Joseph who always sat beside her.' Some people do spend the rest of their lives together. (full quote)
beekers I live just down the street. We could clean you up and get you back on the street in no time -- in the non prostitute sense of it. (full quote)
beekers Right. And I haven't got hair, I've got feathers. And I've got funny, goggoly eyes. And I date cruel men. And, actually, nobody will go out with me because my boosies have actually started shrinking. (full quote)
beekers 1)Do you like the Guinea fowl? 2)Actually, I'm a vegetarian. 1)Oh, God. 3)How's the Guinea fowl? 2)best Guinea fowl I've ever tasted! (full quote)
beekers Well, I was gonna steal one, but now I've changed my mind. (full quote)
beekers Let's say I did have a book down my trousers... (full quote)
beekers 1)So...Floppy, huh? 2)It's the hair, it's to do with the hair. (full quote)
14800 (1) One of them marries me then leaves me faster than you can say Indiana Jones. And the other casually marries my best friend. (2) She still loves you though! (1) Yes, but in a depressingly asexual kind of way! (full quote)
14967 So I was rooting around in your things and saw this and I thought: cool. (full quote)
15002 SPIKE:Theres something wrong with this yougurt.... WILL:Ah, its not yougurt, its mayonnaise, SPIKE:Oh! Oh allright then!! (full quote)
15002 WILL: So is this your first film? GIRL: No its my twenty second! WILL: oh of course! so any favorites among them all? 2: Working with Leonardo... 1:Devinchi? 2:...Dicaprio.. 1: Oh right! and is he your favorite Italian director??? (full quote)
15415 You draft prick! (full quote)
15415 James bond never has to put up with this sort of shit. (full quote)
zee I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. (full quote)
15725 Im just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her (full quote)
17531 I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. (full quote)
17678 Spike: Right..Dont despair if its romance your looking for I believe I have just the thing! (full quote)
17678 Spike: Oh Christ alive! (full quote)
17678 Will: So were there any messages for me? Spike: Yeh, I wrote a couple down. Will: So there were two, there were two messages. Spike: You want me to write down all your messages? Will: Ok, tell me who the ones who you didnt write down were from. Spike: Nope, gone completely. Oh there was one from your mom who said Dont forget lunch and her leg is hurting again. (full quote)
19275 Honey: Oo, sexy cardy! (full quote)
19275 William: It's not a classic anecdote is it? Martin: No, not a classic. (full quote)
19275 William: What would you put on your passport? Profession: Mel Gibson's bottom. Anna: Actually, Mel does his own ass work. Why wouldn't he? (full quote)
20811 whoopsy daises (full quote)
sugarfalls I've been on a diet everyday since I was nineteen, which basically means I've been hungry for a decade. I've had a series of not so nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me. And every time I get my heartbroken the newspapers splash it about as thought it's entertainment. And it's taken two rather painful operations to get me looking like this. And one day, not long from now, my looks will go. They will discover I can't act, and I will become some sad middle-aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for awhile. (full quote)
sugarfalls after all...I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. (full quote)
sugarfalls Rita Hayworth used to say, 'They go to bed with Gilda; they wake up with me.'Who's Gilda?Her most famous part. Men went to bed with the dream; they didn't like it when they would wake up with the reality. Do you feel that way?You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been. (full quote)
26626 I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. (full quote)
jpsartrean Apricots, soaked in honey. Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting of apricots, and makes them taste like honey, and if you wanted honey, you'd just buy honey instead of apricots. But nevertheless, there we go there. They're yours if you want them. (full quote)
27839 Bugger this for a bunch of banana's (full quote)
30083 1. What would you put on your passport? Job: Mel Gibson's bottom. 2. Actually Mel does his own ass work...why wouldn't he?*eats ice cream* It's delicious. 1. What..the ice cream or Mel Gibson's bottom? 2. Both, equally. 1. But you wouldn't necessarily lick, Mel Gibson's bottom. 2. Well this is tart...and fuz free. (full quote)
30083 1. You know what they say about men with large feet. 2. No, what do they say? 1. Uh...big feet, large---shoes. (full quote)
32757 O holy fuck! (full quote)
32757 Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt. William: It's not yogurt, it's mayonaisse. Spike: Oh, right then. (continues eating) (full quote)
32757 Great. My whole life ruined because I don't read Hello magazine. (full quote)
32757 I would advise you and your bony excuse for an arse to keep quiet. (full quote)
33361 1. If your not do mind if i have a go at her. 2. SPIKE!! (full quote)
35451 Happiness isn't happiness without a violin playing goat. (full quote)
37516 I haven't got hair. I've got feathers. And I've got funny goggly eyes. And I'm attracted to cruel men. And I think that, yes, my bubbies have actually started shrinking. (full quote)
43600 But, I am also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her. (full quote)
44874 after all i'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her. (full quote)
FAMOUSDC1 Surreal..But Nice (full quote)
freedomwriters Im also just a girl, standing infront of a boy, asking him to love her (full quote)
Mia88 Well if we are going for all this obsessive writing down messages thing some American girl called Anna called a few days ago. What she say!? Well, it was genuinely bizzare she said hi it's Anna, call me at the Ritz and then gave herself a completely different name. Which was? Absolutely no idea! (full quote)