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Man on the Moon - 1999 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
2400 Hey I'm Jimmy Carter the president of the United States (full quote)
1339 I'm Tony Clifton. A name to respect, a name to fear (full quote)
1339 I am the man, I have the brains! (full quote)
3225 Here I come to save the day! (full quote)
3225 I don't know if you are laughing at me or with me (full quote)
5780 Hello, I am Andy, and I would like to thank you for coming to my movie.I wish it was better, you know, but it's so stupid. It's terrible. I do not even like it. All of the most important things in my life are changed around and mixed up, um, for dramatic purposes, so I decided to cut out all of the baloney. Now the movie is much shorter. In fact, this is the end of the movie. I am not fooling. goodbye. Go. (full quote)
6652 T: Whats your name? B: Bob T: Whats your last name...Up and Down the water...AHHHHHHHHH (full quote)
12153 (1)You don't know the real me. (2)There isn't a real you. (1)Oh yeah, I forgot. (full quote)
12153 You're insane, but you might also be brilliant. (full quote)
12153 Since you've all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. There are buses outside. Everybody follow me. (full quote)
12674 I'm not a comedian! I'm a song and dance man. (full quote)
14479 TONY: I MAY HAVE SHIT MY PANTS. GUARD: NOT ON THE LOT: TONY: DRINK OF WATER? GUARD:(SHAKES HEAD) TONY: ASPRINE? GUARD:(SHAKES HEAD) TONY: MOIST TOWELETTE? GUARD: (SHAKES HEAD) TONY: WELL, IN THAT CASE A good DAY. (full quote)
14479 TONY: CAN I USE THE BATHROOM, I MAY HAVE SHIT MY PANTS. GUARD: NOT ON THE LOT: TONY: DRINK OF WATER? GUARD:(SHAKES HEAD) TONY: ASPIRINE? GUARD:(SHAKES HEAD) TONY: MOIST TOWELETTE? GUARD: (SHAKES HEAD) TONY: WELL, IN THAT CASE A good DAY. (full quote)
  TONY: Whoa! Look out, I think you sat in some cottage cheese. Oh pardon me, that's your ass. (full quote)
10929 So..you wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels? (full quote)
10929 Kaufman, did you come here to wrestle or act like an ass? (full quote)
10929 I am from Caspiar, an island in the Capian Sea. It sunk. (full quote)
10929 --So you just pretend to be an asshole? --It's what I'm good at. (full quote)
10929 Andy Kaufman is Tony Clifton. And Tony Clifton is Andy Kaufman. They'll deny it up and down. But believe me, it's true! (full quote)
10929 I will survive. (full quote)
10929 I've gotta be me. (full quote)
10929 One more song for you. (full quote)
10929 Rose Marie. (full quote)
  im just a lump (full quote)
QuickStopRST [singing] Italiano, Cachetori, Scallopini, Pastafazool. (full quote)
  Oh,you wanna wrassle me?You wanna wrassle me Memphis style? (full quote)
  I am sick of this shit,Lawler.I am gonna sue you,I am gonna sue you for everything you got I swear to God.Fuck you!Ok?Ok,Lawler?Fuck you! (full quote)
  I don't know no Andy Kaufman! (full quote)
  Before we begin this event, I just wanna say a couple of things to you digusting people! (full quote)
  Your'e so proud.You're like some stupid kid who came home from school, Lood, Dad.I got an F. (full quote)