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Outside Providence - 1999 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
3181 Shut up ya little hard-on! (full quote)
4364 i'd be a fag if i could get that kind of pussy! (full quote)
5110 1: What are you to knuckleheads up to? 2: Going out. 1: What you gonna do? 2: Hang around. 1: When you gonna come back? 2: Later. 1: Now, was that so hard? (full quote)
5110 You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head. (full quote)
5110 1: These are the rules, listen carefully: No smoking, no drinking, no drugs. No sex. No cheating. No lying, no gambling, no matches. 2: No shit! 1: No swearing. (full quote)
5110 Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies. (full quote)
  hey she's gunna be misses dildo (full quote)
8873 sometimes I go to the movies by myself - Drugs Delaney (full quote)
10748 Are you currently, or have you ever been, a gay. (full quote)
circelli17 One more thing. Making sex is like chinese dinner. It ain't over till you both get your cookies...Remember that I said that. (full quote)
12700 How many people with the name 'Drugs' to do you associate with? (full quote)
11971 Do you or do you not take it in the jaw? (full quote)
11971 1) what the hell is that thing 2)It's a musical instrument 3) Oh yeah, why don't you play us a tune (full quote)
  My brother's in a wheel chair because of a freak accident as a kid. One day we were playing touch football and he fell off the roof. (full quote)
20195 Hey man, you just yorked all over me (full quote)
20195 It shall serve as the glue that binds us together (full quote)
  You haven't started studying yet, you're never gonna catch up (full quote)
  Today you should have seen me and Mousey today in school today. (full quote)
Roy Phux Everybody laughed like a bastard. (full quote)
27538 You should see this song I'm listening to man. (full quote)
27538 what's you problem Delaney? I said, I'm f***ed man. And everybody laughed like a bastard. (full quote)
27538 1. Hey Mousey. What the hell is that sh*t on your face? 2. It's a beard. 1. What the hell does a kid your age need a beard for? (full quote)
28912 Jane's Father: so where are you thinkin of going to school next year? Dunphy: um, im thinkin college Jane's Father: any school in particular? Dunphy: yeah, probably (full quote)
  P.S.: Mousey stink-fingered Bunny. (full quote)
  What's a prep school? It's to prepare for not getting your neck broke by me. (full quote)
  We all laughed like a bastard (full quote)
  Makie sex is like a chinese dinner: It aint over till you both get your cookies. (full quote)
  Its a barrel of laughs, eh dunph? (full quote)
  Tim: Billy Foo, I didnt know you were in this class. Blly Foo: home Ec with perkins, right? I heard we were making chocolate chip cookies today, but Im making brownies. Tim: Where have you been, terms half over? Billy Foo: I have been taking it easy. My father donate 5 million dollar to school. But of course, they dont see one yucky dime of it until I graduate. My father was a very sharp cookie, eh dumph. Tim: Very sharp (full quote)
  Don't Bogart that joint my friend. -Drugs (full quote)
  Pop:what is this contraption?Jacky:its a horn!Tim:yeah,a musical horn. That one gay guy:ok sachmo why dont u play us a few notes (full quote)
  You should see this song i'm listenin to man its called dont bogart that joint my friend i think its by a group called.....this a few hours later must have nodded out man (full quote)
  Is this your first Martini? Yeah, first one today (full quote)
  Greetings dunph. whats happening. i got your letter today. cornhole academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. i cant believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke. (full quote)
  we got cocked on a pint of blackberry brandy. ate some thc on the bus, we were fucked. (full quote)
  Greetings Dunph, What's happening? I got your letter today, Cornhole Academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. I can't believe they make everyone work alot and not smoke. You should tell that piece of shit Funderturd to shove it. You didn't want to go there in the first place. He'd shit man. Today you should have seen me and Mousy today at school today. We got cocked on a pint of blackberry brandy, ate some THC on the bus. We we're fucked. This teacher Mr. Rivera goes 'What's wrong with you Delaney?' I go, 'I'm totally fucked man!' Everybody laughed like a bastard. Oh, man you should see this song I'm listening to, man. It's called 'Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend.' I think its by a group called...... This is a couple of hours later. Must have nodded out, man. I gotta go, cause I probably definitely gonna nod out again. You want me to send you some squeef, or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught. Cocked in Rhode Island. Drugs P.S.Mousy says he stink-fingered Bunny Cote (full quote)
  1: She sounds like a real classy broad. 2: You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head. (full quote)
  That fuckin guy could party. When was everyone was taking one, he'd take two. And nobody can take that away from him. (full quote)
  it ain't over till you both have you milk and cookies (full quote)
  #1 You tell me how Arizona's not on the water? #2 That gray border down there, thats not water, it's Mexico. #1 Still? Then what the fuck was the Alamo for? (full quote)
itsjustfranklin JIZZ! JIZZ! JIZZ! JIZZ! JIZZ! JIZZ! JIZZ! (full quote)