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Shrek - 2001 Movie Quotes


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8034 no donkey (full quote)
8034 run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, i'm the ginger bread man!!!!! (full quote)
8034 That sure is a nice bolder. (full quote)
8034 You definitely need some tic tacs or somethin, because your breath STINKS!!! (full quote)
8487 She's just as nasty as you! (full quote)
8487 I have to save my ass. (full quote)
8487 Oh, no,no,no! Dead broad off the table! (full quote)
8487 Oh, man I'm gonna need some serious therapy after this! Look, look at my eye twitchin'! (full quote)
8487 1) Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man! 2) You're a monster! 1) I'm not a monster here, you are! You and those other fairy tale pests poisoning my perfect world! Now tell me, where are the others?! 2) Eat me! (full quote)
8487 And do I detect a hint of minty freshness? (full quote)
8034 1.I'm an ogre, doesn't that bother you? 2. No. (full quote)
8034 Princess and ugly does not go together (full quote)
8034 what else did she say about me? (full quote)
8034 1.Do you know the muffin man? 2.The Muffin Man? The one that lives on drewy lane? 1.Yes, the MUFFIN man!! 2.Yes, go on 1. Well, she's married to the muffin man (full quote)
8034 Well, you're a GIRL dragon, well, of course you're a gurl dragon!! (full quote)
7046 I'm a real boy! (full quote)
  EAT ME!!!! (full quote)
8487 We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the moring, I'm making waffles! (full quote)
8487 Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday! Try the veal! (full quote)
8487 easy with the yankin'! (full quote)
8487 I have a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it! (full quote)
8487 Really, really. (full quote)
8487 By night one way, by day another, that will be the norm, until true loves first kiss, then you'll take love's true form. (full quote)
8034 No more flying for you! (full quote)
8034 Why don't you try the 'measuring' when we get there!!! Ha ha! (full quote)
8034 1. who would wanna live in a place like that? 2. That would be my home 1. oh, and it's lovely!! (full quote)
  That'll do Donkey . That'll do (full quote)
5352 That'll do Donkey . That'll do (full quote)
5352 1) You didn't slay the dragon ?!?! 2) It's on my 'to do' list (full quote)
5352 1) DO you know ..the Muffin Man ? 2) The Muffin Man ? 1) The Muffin Man 2) Yes I know the muffin man . The One who lives on drewry lane ? 1) Yes , well..she's married to the Muffin Man 2) The Muffin Man?!?! 1) The MUFFIN MAN !! (full quote)
5352 Red flower blue thorns ...red flower blue thorns....You know this would be a whole lot easier if I weren't colour blind . (full quote)
  Not the buttons!!! Not my gumdrop buttons!! (full quote)
9526 Please....Keep off the grass, shine your shoes, wash your.....face! (full quote)
8487 Oh, for the love of Pete! (full quote)
8034 that was for getting rid of donkey (full quote)
  He hoofed and he poofed and he signed an eviction notice. (full quote)
  1) We ogres are like onions, we have layers. 2) Well, why can't you be a parfait? Everybody likes parfaits! (full quote)
4364 Now ogres, they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. They'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually, it's quite good on toast. (full quote)
4364 Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. (full quote)
4364 I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. (full quote)
  I like that boulder! That is a nice boulder! (full quote)
  1. Well... do you know the muffin man? 2. The muffin man? 3. The muffin man. 4. Yes, I know the muffin man... who lives on a drewry lane? 5. Well... she's married to the muffin man. 6. The muffin man? 7. THE MUFFIN MAN! (full quote)
  And in the morning, I'm making waffles! (full quote)
  And then there is snow white, she lived with 7 men but shes still not easy (full quote)
  1.) run run run as fast as you can you can't catch me i'm the gingerbread man! 2.) You're a monster! 1.) I'm not a monster here, you are! Now tell me, where are the others? 2.) EAT ME! 1.) Now I've tried to be fair to you creatures now my patience has reached its end! Now tell me - 2.) NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons! 1.) Tell me or I'll - 2.) Alright! I'll tell you! Do you know... the muffin man? 1.) The muffin man? 2.) The muffin man. 1.) Yes, i know the muffin man... Who lives in drewry lane? 2.) Well... she's married to the muffin man. 1.) The muffin man? 2.) THE MUFFIN MAN! 1.) She's married to the muffin man... (full quote)
  5 shillings for the pessisted toy, take it away! (full quote)
  your only ugly for tonight... Shrek he's ugly 24-7 (full quote)
  I like that boulder....that is a NICE boulder (full quote)
  1) The exit's that way! 2) I have to go save my ass! (full quote)
  you know what else everybory like? parfes. parfes are delicious. you never go up to someone and say hey you wanna go get some parfe? ain't nobody gonna say hell no i don't like no parfe. (full quote)
  You're going the right way for a smacked bottom (full quote)
  this is the part where you run away. (full quote)
  what's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets?? (full quote)
  It is one of those onions things, ISN'T IT? NO, it is one of those drop it and leave it alone things. (full quote)
  I'll find those stairs. I'll whip they butt too. They won't know which way they goin (full quote)
3225 I can't feel my toes. I don't have any toes! I need a hug (full quote)
4364 1)So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck, anyway? 2)Inside, waiting for us to rescue her. 1)I was talking about the dragon. (full quote)
4364 1)Hi, princess! 2)It talks! 3)Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick! (full quote)
4364 1)And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed? 2)I hope you heard that she called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed. (full quote)
4364 I, I have helmet hair! (full quote)
4364 1)But, how will you kiss me? 2)What?! That wasn't in the job description! 3)Maybe it's a perk! (full quote)
4364 1)You're, you're a--an ogre. 2)Oh, you were expecting prince charming? (full quote)
4364 Hey, I'm no one's messenger boy, alright? I'm a delivery boy1 (full quote)
4364 That's right fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly! But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha ha! (full quote)
4364 They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods! (full quote)
4364 You a mean green fightin' machine! Together we'll scare the spit outta anybody that crosses us! (full quote)
4364 Man, you almost burned the hair outta my nose. Just like the time (MUMBLES) and then I ate some rotten berries, I had some strong gases eking outta my butt that day! (full quote)
4364 Wow. only a true friend would be so cruelly honest. (full quote)
4364 1)Listen. Little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? 2)Uh, really tall? 1)No! I'm an ogre! You know, Grab your torch and pitch forks! Doesn't that bother you? 2)Nope. 1)Really? 2)Really, really. (full quote)
4364 1)Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face you're trying to give them a hint and they won't leave. And then there's that big awkward silence, you know? (Awkward silence) Can I stay with you? 2)Uh, what? 1)Can I stay with you, please? (full quote)
4364 You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together! (full quote)
4364 I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. (full quote)
4364 1)Oh, no no no. Dead broad off the table! 2)where are suppossed to put her? The bed's taken. (full quote)
4364 He huffed und he puffed und he...signed an eviction notice. (full quote)
4364 No, not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons! (full quote)
4364 1)So that must be Lord Farquaad's castle. 2)Uh-huh. That's the place. 1)You think maybe he's compensating for something? (full quote)
4364 Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town. Here we have some rules, let us lay them down. Don't make waves, stay in line. And we'll get along fine. Duloc is a perfect place. Please keep off of the grass. Shine your shoes, wipe your...face! Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect place! (full quote)
4364 Some of you may die. But it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. (full quote)
4364 1)Ok, um let's see. Ogres are like onions! 2)(SNIFFS)They stink? !)Yes! No! 2)Oh, they make you cry? 1)No! (2)Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs? 1)No! Layers! Onions have layers! Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it. We both have layers. 2)Oh, you both have layers, oh. You know not everybody likes onions. (full quote)
4364 You know what everybody likes? Parfaits. (full quote)
4364 Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet! (full quote)
4364 Ooh, did you do that? Man you gotta warn somebody when you hust crack one off. My mouth was open and everything. (full quote)
4364 Sure it's big enough. But look at the location! (full quote)
4364 1)So where is this fire-breathing, pain-in-the-neck, anyway? 2)Inside. Waiting for us to rescue her. 1)I was talking about the dragon. (full quote)
5352 1) Who'd wanna live in a place like that ? 2) That's my home 1) Oh well..it's amazing what you can do on such a modest budjet .... I like that boudlder . That is a nice boulder . (full quote)
7205 You're about right for a smack bottom (full quote)
8034 Well, gosh..No one invited us! (full quote)
8034 celebrity marriages, they never last do they! (full quote)
8034 I'm a donkey on the edge!!! (full quote)
8034 Thats right fool, now I'm a flyin' talkin' donkey, you might have seen a house fly, or even a super fly, but I bet you've never seen a donkey fly! (full quote)
8034 Two words for you donkey, ok...SHUT UP (full quote)
8034 1.I'm not a puppet, i'm a real boy! 2.5 shillings for the possessed toy. take it away 1.Father! please! Don't let them do this! (full quote)
8034 Wow, Let's do that again!! (full quote)
8034 Cakes! Everyone loves cakes! (full quote)
8487 1) Uh,(name)you remember how you said ogres have layers? Well, donkeys don't have any layers. 2) Oh, don't tell me yo're afraid of heights, Donkey. 1) No, it's just that i have a huge problem of crossing a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava! 2)Don't worry! I'll be right behind you. We'll take it one little baby step at a time. 1) Really? 2) Really, really. (full quote)
8487 You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings! (full quote)
8487 1) Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns! Oh, this would be so much easier if i wasn't color-blind! (full quote)
8487 I need to find somewhere to camp NOW!!!! (full quote)
8487 Lord Farquaad sent us. Hew huffed and he puffed and then he......signed an eviction notice. (full quote)
8487 1) So where is this fire-breathing, pain-in-the-neck anyway? 2) Inside, waiting for us to rescue her! 1) I was talking about the dragon. (full quote)
8487 1) Listen, little Donkey! Look at me! What am I? 2) Uh..really tall? 1) No, I'm an ogre! You know, grab your torches and pitchforks! Doesn't that bother you? 2) Nope. 1) Really? 2) Really, really. (full quote)
8487 1) what kind of knight are you? 2) One of a kind. (full quote)
8487 1) You can just tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I will be waiting for him right here. 2) I'm no one's messenger boy. I'm a delivery boy! (full quote)
8487 Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons! (full quote)
9194 1) I...I love you. 2) Really? 1) Really really. (full quote)
9194 We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles! (full quote)
9823 Shrek, did you crack one? man, you could've warned somebody. i had my mouth and everything. (full quote)
9823 1-tell me. 2-no. 1-tell. 2-okay, okay. do you know the muffin man? 1-the muffin man? 2-the muffin man. 1-who lives on drury lane? 2-yes. she's married to the muffin man. (full quote)
9828 what are you all doing in my swamp? (full quote)
10047 1: Wait, where are you going? 2: I have to save my ass. (full quote)
10121 I can't feel my toes! I ain't got toes! I think I need a hug... (full quote)
deadpoetjs you know what else everybody like? parfaits. parfaits are delicious. you never go up to somebody and say hey you wanna go get some parfait, they ain't gonna say hell no i don't like no parfait. (full quote)
10435 You didn't sley the Dragon? It's on my to-do list. (full quote)
10586 Fiona: You didn't SLAY the dragon?!? Shrek: It's on my to-do list, come on. (full quote)
10586 Donkey: All right, nobody move! I've got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it!! (full quote)
10586 Gingerbread Man: Do you know the Muffin Man? Farquad: The Muffin Man? Gingerbread Man: The Muffin Man! (full quote)
ShadowDragyn Do you think he's compensating for something? (full quote)
10735 That is a nice bolder, I like that bolder. (full quote)
10735 ohhhh, that was scary, and if that didn't do the trick your breath sure would cause your breath stinks! (full quote)
10954 Donkey:can i stay with you Shrek:what Donkey:can i stay with you please Shrek:of course Donkey:really Shrek:no Donkey:please i don't want to go back out there you don't no what it's like to be considered,well mabye you do you've got to let me stay please Shrek:ok ok but for 1 night only Donkey:all right man this is going to be fun we can stay up late swapping manily stories and in the morning i'm making waffles (full quote)
  Donkey: Shrek, I'm looking down!! (full quote)
  1)Ooh, did you do that? Man you gotta warn somebody when you hust crack one off. My mouth was open and everything. 2)trust if it was me... You'd be DEAD sniff sniff its brim stone we must be getting close 1)i know what i smell and it wasn't no brimstone and it didn't come off no stone either (full quote)
  1)Ooh, did you do that? Man you gotta warn somebody when you hust crack one off. My mouth was open and everything. 2)trust if it was me... You'd be DEAD sniff sniff its brim stone we must be getting close 1)i know what i smell and it wasn't no brimstone and it didn't come off no stone either (full quote)
  Fiona:where are you going? shrek:well i have to save my ass (full quote)
  Singing Wooden Puppets:Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town. Here we have some rules. Let us lay them down. Don't make waves. Stay in line. And we'll get along fine. Duloc is a perfect place. Please keep off of the grass. Shine your shoes. Wipe your..... face. Duloc is... Duloc is... Duloc is a perfect place! Donkey: Wow..... Let's do that again! Shrek: No! No! No,no,no,no,no.... No. (full quote)
  I mean, of course your a girl, your just reekin' of feminine beauty! (full quote)
  I get half the swamp because I helped save the prinsess to ya know (full quote)
  I get half the swamp because I helped save the prinsess to ya know (full quote)
  you pathetic minature beast of burden.... (full quote)
  coz you're just reeking of feminine beauty (full quote)
  I can't feel my toes, i don't have any toes! i think i need a hug (full quote)
  Don't tell him anything!!! *Try watchign the movie in spanish w/ spanish captions if you got the DVD* (full quote)
  Take it easy with the yankin'! (full quote)
  (singing) i'm all alonnnnne...Theres no-body hereeee.. (full quote)
  I cant feel my toes!! I dont have any toes!!!! i think i need a hug! (full quote)
  Parfe has got to be the best thing in the whole damn world (full quote)
  1.your a monster 2. me no im not a monster yet you are and all the other fairy tale creature ruining my perfect world not tell me 1 never i spit on you (spits on him 2. tell me or ill..... 1. NO not my button not my gumdrop buttons 2 then tell me 1 fine do you know the muffin man 2 the muffin man 1 the muffin man well shes married to the muffin man 2 the muffin man 1 THE MUFFIN MAN!!!! 2HMMM 3. my lord we found it 2 well what are you waiting for bring it in 2 magic mirror 1 Dont tell him anything (2 pushes him into trash can)2 evening mirror mirror on the wall is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all 3 well actually your not a king 2 flanoliuos ( smashes a mirror) 3 what i meant to say is your not a king yetbut u can become one 2 go on 3 so just sick back my lord and relax and meet today elgibale baheolorettes (full quote)
  I was hoping this would be a happy ending! (full quote)
  Donkey: Do you wanna hold her? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Please her? Shrek: Yes! Donkey: Then you...GOT TO GOT TO TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS! (full quote)
  You haven't slayed the dragon??????!!!!!! It's on my to do list!!!! (full quote)
  Donkey: Shrek, I'm lookin' down! (full quote)
  Donkey: Shrek, I'm lookin' down! (full quote)
  pick number three my lord!!! (full quote)
  gingerbred man: god bless us, every one! (full quote)
  just kiss her dead frozen lips to find out what a live wire she is. c'mon! lets hear it for snow...white! (full quote)
  BY NIGHT ONE WAY BY DAY ANOTHER THIS SHALL BE THE NORM.UNTIL YOU FIND TRUE LOVE'S FIRST KISS, THEN TAKE LOVE'S TRUE FORM (full quote)
  BLue Flowers, red thornes, BLue Flowers, red thornes, This would be so much easier if I wasn't color blind!! (full quote)
  Gingerbread Man:Alright!Do you know..The Muffin Man? Farquad:The Muffin Man. Gingerbread Man:The Muffin Man Farquad:Yes I know the Muffin Man who lives on drewy lane. Gingerbread Man:Well,she's married to him. Farquad:THE MUFFINMAN?!?! Gingerbread Man:THE MUFFIN MAN! (full quote)
  I can't feel my toes AHHH I DON'T HAVE ANY TOES!!!! (full quote)
  Wait Shrek u wanna do this right. what r u talking about. theres a line a line you gotta wait for the priest says speak know or forever hold your peace thats when u march in there and say I OBJECT. OH I dont have time for this. U love this woman right.yes. U wanna hold her. YES. Please her. YES. Then ya GOTTA GOTTA TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS The Chicks love that romantic crap. (full quote)
  WOW. only A TRUE FRIEND WOULD BE THAT TRUELY HONEST (full quote)
  (looks at big castle) do you think he's compensating for something? (full quote)
  (Holds up 2 fingers) Pick 3 My Lord! (full quote)
  Can I stay with'you? ...and in the morning im makin' waffles! (full quote)
  you know, you should sweep me off my feet, out yonder window and down a rope on to your valiant steed. (full quote)
  Thank you, thank you, I'll be here 'til Thursday! (full quote)
  I'm the stair MASTER! I master the stairs! (full quote)
  Singing: I like big butts and i cannot lie you other brothas can't deny when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and that round thing in your face you get FEELINGS (full quote)
  do you wanna hold her? please her? then u gotta gotta show a little tenderness! (full quote)
  Parfait must be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. (full quote)
  No,not my gumdrop buttons (full quote)
  1) I love you. 2) Really? 3) Really, really. 4) I love you too. (full quote)
  The Gingerbread Man: No! Not the buttons! Not my gum drop buttons (full quote)
  Hey! That's my princess, get your own! (full quote)
  You're goin' the right way for a smacked bottom! (full quote)
  Not my gumdrop buttons!! (full quote)
  you know what else everybody like? parfaits. parfaits are delicious. you never go up to somebody and say hey you wanna go get some parfait, they ain't gonna say hell no i don't like no parfait. (full quote)
  please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your...FACE! (full quote)
  1) Ogres are like...onions. Yeah, ogres are like onions, that's it. 2) They stink? 1) No, they have layers, donkey, layers! 2) Ohhhhhh, I see. So they like a cake then? 1) No, ogres are like onions and that's it. 2) Well why can't they be parfaits? Everybody like parfaits! (full quote)
  You and what army?!?! (full quote)
  I like that bolder that is a nice bolder. (full quote)
  Donkey~ Can I stay with you? Shrek~ Oh sure Donkey~ Really? Shrek~ NO (full quote)
  Some of you may lose you lives but it is a chance I am willing to take ~Lord Farquade (full quote)
  I am a donkey on the edge!!! (full quote)
  Not my buttons, Not my gumdrop buttons! (full quote)
  well i have got to save my ass! (full quote)
  I like that boulder. That's a nice boulder. (full quote)
  1) run, run, run as dast as you can you cant chatch me i'm the GINGER BREAD MAN!! 2)you a monster 1) im not the monster here you are, you and the rest of those fairy tale creatures destroying my perfect world. NOw tell me where are the rest? 2) EAT ME. 1) i've tried to be faie with you 2) NO NOT THE BUTTONS NOT MY GUM DROP BUTTONS! 1) where ARE THEY THEN? 2) ok i'll tell you. do you know the muffin man? 1) the muffin man? 2) THE MUFFIN MAN!! 1) yes i know the muffin man who lives on dreary lane? 2) well shes married to the muffin man. 1) shes married to the muffin 3) lord farquad we found it! (full quote)
  Not the buttons...not the gumdrop buttons! (full quote)
  shrek)ogres are like onions donkey)why cause they stink? shrek)yes thats Nooo! Ogres are like onions because they have layers. donkey)why onions? Onions are so nasty. what about pate everybody likes pate? shrek)forget it (full quote)
  When an ogre by the bush grabs a lady by the tush that's bad that's bad that really really bad (full quote)
  donkey singing: On the road again, i can't wait to get on the road again shrek: could you not sing please donkey:well can i whistle shrek: no donkey: well than can i hum? shrek:fine donkey hums the song he was singing before... hummmm hummm hum hum hummm (full quote)
  !: i hate it when u have someone there and u want em to leave and ur tryin to give hints but they ain't noticing??? ...........2:(blank stare)2: Nad then thers dat aquard silence?? ( long silence) 1: Can i stay wit u??? (full quote)
  maybe its a perk (full quote)
  Bachelorette number 2 is a cape wearin' girl from the land of fantasy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead frozen lips and find out what a live wire she it. Give it up for Snooooooww White! (full quote)
  You cut me deep shrek, you cut me reeeeeal deep. (full quote)
  Excuse me that was unwanted physical contact (full quote)
  (shrek)Whatever u do donkey...don't look down! (Donkey) shrek, i'm looking down!! (full quote)
  Donkey: on the road again..i can't wait to get on the road again. Shrek: what did i say about singing? Donkey: well can i whisle? Shrek: no! Donkey: well can i humm? Shrek: Alright.. Donkey: hmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmmm hmmm.. (full quote)
  If you see a long tunnel...stay AWAY from the light (full quote)
  Donkey:You wanna hold her?Shrek:Yes.Donkey:You wanna please her.Shrek:Yes.Donkey:Then you gotta-gotta a little tenderness!The chick love that romantic crap. (full quote)
  Shrek:ogres are like onions.Donkey:What,they stink?Shrek:No.Donkey:Oh the make ya cry.Shrek:Yes,I mean no!Donkey:Oh when you leave 'em out in the sun too long they turn brown and sprout little white hands. (full quote)
  Sure it's big enough, but look at ta location!!! (full quote)
  Gingerbreadman: Do you know the muffin man? King: The muffin man? GBM: the muffin man. King: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who...who lives on Drury Lane? GBM: yes well, she's married to the muffin man. King: The muffin man? GBM: THE MUFFIN MAN! King: she's married to the muffin man .... Guard: Sir, we've found it!King: Well, what are you waiting for? Bring it in! ::...:: King: Mirror mirror, on the wall.... GBM: DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING! ::guard tosses into trashcan:: king: evening. Is this not the fairest kingdom of them all? mirror: Well, technically, you're not a king. King: um, ::signals to guard, who then punches in a hand mirror:: Mirror:: Well, that is to say, not a king YET. But you CAN become one. All you have to do is marry a princess. (full quote)
  We can stay up all night swappin manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles! (full quote)
  wooooow! let's do that again! (full quote)
  Not my buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons! (full quote)
  parfait, everybody loves parfait! (full quote)
  You're going the right way for a smacked bottom. (full quote)
  mouse 1:IS THAT U GORDO?? Gordo:HOW DID U KNOW?!? (full quote)
  1) We ogres are like onions, we have layers. 2) Well, why can't you be a parfait? Everybody likes parfaits! I mean have you ever walked up to someone who said that they don't like parfaits? (full quote)
  On the road again, I can't wait to get on the road again. No Singing! Can I hum it? Fine! (full quote)
  Blue flower red thorns. Blue flower red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't colour blind! (full quote)
  You may have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen, a donkey fly (full quote)
  I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes!! I think I need a hug. (full quote)
  ...stay of of the grass, shine your shoes wipe your.....face (full quote)
  Really, really! (full quote)
4943 Did you hear that? She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed! (full quote)
4943 We can stay upp all night, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles! (full quote)
4943 OH MY GOD! You ate the princess! (full quote)
4943 You never hear someone say, 'Hey, you want some parfait?' 'Hell no, I don't want no parfait!' (full quote)
4943 1. where are you going? The exit's that way! 2. Well, I have to save my ass! (full quote)
4943 Aw, stop it. Nobody likes a kiss-ass. (full quote)
5713 (1) Do you know the muffin man? (2) The muffin man? (1) The muffin man! (2) Yes, I know the muffin man. The one who lives on Drury Lane? (1) Well, she's married to the muffin man. (2) She's married to the muffin man? (1) THE MUFFIN MAN! (full quote)
7414 Oh no! Dead broad off the table! (full quote)
7643 I'm a real boy!! (full quote)
8487 1) You wanna hold her? 2) Yes!! 1) Squeeze her? 2) Yeah!! 1) Please her? 2) YEAH!!! 1) (singing) Then you gotta gotta try a little tenderness!! (full quote)
8487 Oh, what large teeth you have! I mean, you probably hear this all the time from your food, but that is one dazzling smile! And do I detect a hint of minty freshness? You're a-you're a girl dragon. I mean, of course you're a girl dragon! I mean, you're just reeking of feminine beauty! (full quote)
8487 Oh, come on now. No one likes a kiss-ass! (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret Thank you, thank you very much. We're here 'till Thursday. Try the veal. (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret 1:Ogres are like onions. 2: 'Cause you smell bad? 1: No. 2: 'Cause you make people cry? 1:NO! Layers! onions have layers, ogres have layers! 2: Why not cake? Cake's got layers! 1: Donkey... 2: Or parfait...everybody loves parfait! (full quote)
10724 She's just as nasty as you are! (full quote)
10940 So young, so angry, damn that rap music! (full quote)
11264 a.ok ok do you know the muffin man? b.the muffin man...? a.the muffin man do you know the muffin man.... a.yes i think i know the muffin man who lives on dreary lane (full quote)
11288 I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder (full quote)
11288 you hear that she called me a steed, i'm a steed (full quote)
11288 1)do you know the muffin man? 2)the muffin man? 1)the muffin man 2)yes I think I know the muffin man, who lives down drury lane? 1)she's married to the muffin man 2)the muffin man? 1)THE MUFFIN MAN! (full quote)
11288 he huffed and he puffed and he signed the eviction notice (full quote)
11297 That's right fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly... but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! (full quote)
11550 Aw come on, you're not that ugly, you...well I aint gonna lie, you are ugly, but you're just ugly at night, Shrek, he's ugly 24/7! (full quote)
11550 I'm all alone, there's no one there beside me.... my troubles have all gone, there no to deride me!.....But you gotta have friends! Stop singing!!!!!! (full quote)
11550 You wanna hold her?...Yeah!...Squeeze her?...Yeah!...Please her?...Yeah! Then you gotta gotta try a little tenderness! (full quote)
11601 You and what army? (full quote)
11601 1)Tell me or I'll...2)No, not the buttons, not my gumdrop buttons!!! (full quote)
11601 1)You're a monster. 2)I'm not the monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash poisoning my perfect world. (full quote)
11601 1)Alright, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man? 2)The Muffin Man?1) the muffin man. 2) Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on drury lane? (full quote)
11601 Go into the woods and get me a blue flower with red thorns (full quote)
11601 There's an arrow in your butt!!! (full quote)
11601 That's right fools, You mighta seen a house fly, maybe even a superfly, but i bet you aint never seen a donkey fly! (full quote)
11601 Sure, it's big enough but look at the location. (full quote)
11601 Well, I have to save my ass! (full quote)
11601 I know you must hear this all the time from your food but you much bleach or something! (full quote)
11601 We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories and in the morning, I'm making waffles! (full quote)
11601 Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make. (full quote)
11601 The chair, give him the chair! (full quote)
11741 I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkin'est damn thing you ever saw. (full quote)
11787 Farquad: what is it? Oh, it's hideous! Shrek: Well, that;s not very nice. It's just a donkey. (full quote)
11906 1)So...uhh...where do i sleep? 2) Outside 1) Oh ok. I guess that's cool, because I don't really know you, and you dont really know me (full quote)
11972 Old Lady: Well I've got a talking donkey. Knight: Right......well thats good for 10 shillings, if you can prove it. Old Lady: Oh well go a head little fella. Donkey: (silence) Knight: Well???? Old Lady: Oh huh. ahh...He's Just a little nervous, he's really quite the chatter box. Talk you bone headed donkey. Knight: Thats it I've heard enough, Guards. Old Lady: No No he talks, he does... (pretending to make donkey speak) I can talk, I love to talk...I am the talkinest damm thing you ever saw. Knight: Get her outta my sight. Old Lady: No no i swear Donkey: AHHHH....Hey I can Fly. Little Boy, Three little Pigs: He can fly. Knight: He can talk. Donkey: Ahh, Thats right Fool... Now I' a flying talking donkey, you might have seem a house fly, maybe even a superfly, But i bet you have never seen a Donkeyfly....Heha.....ahh ohh (full quote)
12242 1. Did you do that? Man you gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off like that, my mouth was open and everything. 2. If it was me, you'd be dead! Its brimstone, we must be close. 1. What you talkin about brimstone, i know what i smell and it didnt come off no stone either. (full quote)
12242 1. Ogres are like onions. 2. They stink? 1. Yes, no. 2. Oh they make you cry? You leave em out in the sun and they start sprouting little white hairs? 1. No, ogres have layers, onions have layers. 2. Oh you both have layers. You know not everyone likes onions...cakes everyone likes cakes, cakes have layers. 1. I dont care what everyone likes, ogres are not like cakes. 2. You know what else evrybody likes? Parfait, you go up to someone and say you wanna get some parfait and they so hell no i dont like parfait? Parfaits are delicious! 1. No you minuature beast of vermin! Ogres are like onions, end of story! Bye-bye. See you later. (full quote)
12516 Parfe has got to be the best thing in the whole damn world (full quote)
12831 There, THERE'S AN ARROW IN your BUTT!!!! ...oh would ya look at that... (full quote)
13204 Nobody likes to kiss ass. (full quote)
13229 Nobody move! I've got a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it! I'm a donkey on edge! (full quote)
13849 All right, nobody move! I've got a dragon here and I ain't afraid to use it. I'm a donkey on the edge (full quote)
14256 1)I saw this flower and tought of you because it's pretty and well your pretty and even though i don't like it i thought you would. (full quote)
DMichaels 1) Donkey, it's me, in this body. 2) Oh my God, you ate the princess! (Yelling at 1's stomach) Can you hear me? Listen, keep breathing! I'm gonna get you outta there! (full quote)
14910 Eww, Shrek, did you do that? Donkey, if that was me, you would be DEAD. (full quote)
15027 I like that boulder, that's a nice boulder. (full quote)
15027 1) That was incredible, where did you learn to do that!? 2) Well, when one lives alone, one must learn these things in case..in case..there's an arrow in your butt! (full quote)
15420 (whisper)This is the part where you un away. (full quote)
15420 What, Shrek's hurt?! Oh no, Shrek's gonna die! Keep you legs elevated, turn your head and cough!! And if you see a dark tunnel, stay away from the light!!! (full quote)
15956 You are just reeking of feminine beauty....what's the matter with you?You got something in yor eye? (full quote)
17310 I'm all alone there's no one here beside me my problems have all gone there's no one to deride me But ya got ta have friends (full quote)
17310 humming-(Donkey) alight ur headed the right way for a smack bottom (full quote)
18388 No, no no! Dead broad OFF the table! (full quote)
19185 Oh C'mon shrek, you gotta let me stay here! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak!!! Well maybe... ya do, but that's why we gotta stick together!!!! (full quote)
19275 Shrek: Thanks, I'm here 'til Thursday. (full quote)
Sarah ;D No, not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons! (full quote)
19615 In the morning, i'm makin' waffles! (full quote)
19914 You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings. (full quote)
19918 Yea like thats ever going to happen what a load of... (full quote)
22426 Oh yeah?!? You and what Army??? (full quote)
Shrek 1: Do you know the mafin-men? 2: The mafin-men? 1: The mafin-men. 2: Yes i know the mafin-men, who is on he re-lane? 1: Well, she's married to the mafin-men. 2: The mafin-men??? 1: The mafin-men! (full quote)
23337 You dunce irritating miniature piece of verdon (full quote)
24366 Do you think he's compensating for something? (full quote)
1ajas Some of you may die but it's a price I'm willing to pay. (full quote)
27411 Donkey: You are mean to me. You insult me. You treat me like nothing. Now its MY turn to talk! (full quote)
28503 Look at that boulder, thats a nice boulder. (full quote)
  You didn't slay the dragon? It's on my to do list. (full quote)
  You didn't slay the dragon? It's on my to do list. (full quote)
  (1) You didn't slay the dragon? (2) It's on my todo list. (full quote)
  llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll (full quote)
  (Shrek and Donkey walk in the fields.shrek eat some vegtables and try to tell that about ogres,what peoples don,t know) Shrek:Well...ogres are like onios! Donkey:Sniff...Sniff...They stink? Shrek:Yes.NO! Donkey:They make cry? Shrek:No! Donkey:Oh,if you leave them in the sun,they get brown and have white hairs(Smilling broadly) Shrek:No!!Layers!Onions have layers.Ogres have layers like onions. Do you get it?We both have layers!Mrrrr... (Shrek walk in the salad-field) Donkey:Oh,you both have layers,hmmm...(Sniffing one onion,what Shrek throw away)Butt everybody don,t like onions...CAKE!(Run to Shrek) Everybody loves cakes,cakes have laeyrs! Shrek: I don,t care,what everyone likes!Ogres are... not... like... cakes!(Walk away) Donkey (Think little second):Do you know what everybody likes?Parfait! Nobody don,t say :i don,t like parfait,because those things are delicious...Shrek:NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU STUPID,NOISY,IRRITATING,PATHCATIC MINATURE BEAST OF BURDERN! OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS,END OF STORY,BYE,BYE!(Whispering)see you later... Donkey:Parfai is possibly the moust delicious thing in the whole damn planet. (full quote)
  (mumbling) Then I ate some rotten berries man that was some strong gas that was leekin out of my butt that day! (full quote)
  I farted (full quote)
  Who wants to have sex with me (full quote)
  Hoe Shrek did you do that?! (full quote)
  Welcome to DuLac such a perfect town, Here we have some rules let us lay them down, Don't make way stay in line, And we'll get along fine, DuLac is a perfect place, Please keep off of the grass, Shine your shoes wipe your (zip) face, Dulac is, Dulac is, Dulac is the perfect place. Wow.... let's do that again. No no no nooo.... (full quote)
  Blue flower red thorns, blue flower red thorns...this'd be so much easier if I wasn't color blind (full quote)
  Wow! That was really scary-and if dont mind me sayin if that dosnt work then your breathe will certainly get the job done u definatly need some tictacs or something cuz ur breathe STINKS! Man you almost burned the hair out of my nose-just like the time (hmmmmwhhhawhmmm)and then i ate some rotten berries-man i had some strong gases eeking out of my butt that day! (full quote)
  1-run run run as fast as you can,you cant catch me,i'm the gingerbread man!2-you're a monster!1-i'm not the monster here,you are,you and the rest of that fairy tale trash are poisoning my perfect world.now tell me,where are the others?!2-eat me!1-i've tried to be fair to you creatures,now my patience has reached its end,tell me or ill...2-no not the buttons!not the gumdrop buttons!allright,i'll tell you..do you know,the muffin man?1-the muffin man?!2-the muffin man!!1-yes i know the muffin man,who lives on druey lane?2-well shes married to the muffin man 1-the muffin man? 2-the muffin man!! 1-she's married to the muffin man... 3-my lord! (full quote)
  All right...dead broad off the table! (full quote)
  And in the morning, I'm making waffles! (full quote)
  1) Run run run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'M THE GINGER BREADMAN! 2) You're a monster! 1) No your the monster! You and the rest of you fairytale pests! Messing up my perfect world! 2) Bite me! *spits* 1) I've tried resoning with yourf kind but my pationse is at it's end! Now tell me or I'll- 1) No!!! Not my gumdrop buttons! 1) Well where are they?! 2) Do you know the muffin man? 1) Yes I know the muffin man. Who live down drewy lane? 2) Well, she's married to the muffin man 1) THE MUFFIN MAN?!? 2) Yes the muffin man!! 1) She's married to the muffin man... *thinks* (full quote)
  Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man?, The muffin man, yes i know the muffin man who lives on drooly lane? (full quote)
  Blue flower red thorns, ok i'm on it blue flower red thorns, blue flower red thorns don't die shrek and if you see along tunnel stay away form the light. (full quote)
  Donkey Singing: Cause i'm all alone there's No one here beside me my problems have all gone there's know one here to deride me but you got to have friends. (full quote)
  DONKEY: Oh, it is lovely! Just beautiful! You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. (full quote)
  DONKEY: Ohhhhh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion-boy. You're afraid of your own feelings! (full quote)
  Little donkey! look at me!! what am I?? Uh...really tall? (full quote)
  He Huffed And He Puffed And He Signed An Eviction Notice! (full quote)
  You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings! (full quote)
  Shrek to Donkey, French version: Ou est tout le monde? Il y a pas un rat! (Where is everybody, there's not a soul around!) (full quote)
  Donkey to Shrek (French): Hou! Tu as failli me toaster le poil du nez! (You almost burned my nose hair off!) (full quote)
  Donkey to Shrek (French) Il est beau, le gros caillou. (That is a nice boulder). Shrek to Donkey: Je preserve mon intimite. I LIKE my privacy. (full quote)
  Old woman to knight (French): Je mene un ane qui parle. (I've got a talking donkey) Knight: Ma foi, ca vaut dix shillings si tu prouves qu'il parle. (My My, it'll be worth ten shillings if you can prove it) silence... Knight: Eh bien? (Well?) Woman: Il est peut-etre un peu nerveux...d'habitude c'est une vrai pipelette...vas-tu parler, tete de mule! (He's just a little nervous, he's usually quite a chatterbox...talk, you stupid donkey!) Donkey gets hit on the head with fairy dust... J'ai des ailes!(I can fly!) Boy: Il a des ailes! (He can fly!) Knight: Il a une langue! (He can talk). Saississez-le! (Seize him!) (full quote)
  Prince to Cookie: Je ne suis pas un monstre, tu l'es! Toi et ces autres raclures qui empoisonnent mon monde parfait. (I'm not a monster, you are! You and these other fairy tale creatures that are ruining my perfect world) (full quote)
  Donkey to Shrek: Je la veux encore! (Let's do that again!) (full quote)
  Certains d'entre vous mourront, mais c'est un sacrifice auquel je consens de male grace (Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make). (full quote)
  Knight to Old Woman: Hors de ma vue, emmenez-la. (Take her away. (full quote)
  Cinq shillings pour la marionnette envoutee. Emmenez-la. (Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away). (full quote)
  Smiling on the outside doesn't always say your happy. it's the size of your heart that's filled with love that really says something (full quote)
  No, not my gumdrop buttons! (full quote)
  DONKEY: i can't feel my Toes! (looks down) I don't have any toes! I need a hug! (full quote)
  1:By night one way,by day another This shall be the norm, Until you find true love's first kiss, And then take loves' true form 2:I didn't know you wrote poetry (full quote)
  I'm all alone, nobody here beside me... (full quote)
  like that's ever going to happen. (full quote)
  Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easir if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND (full quote)
  You might have seen a housefly,maby even a superfly, but i bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! (full quote)
  1) Are there any donkey's up there? 2)well, there's Gabby, the loud, and annoying 1) Oh I see it now, right there, the big shiny one 2) That would be the moon (full quote)
  Gingerbread: Do you know the muffin man? King: The muffin man? Gingerbread: They MUFFIN MAN! King: Why yes I know the muffin man!, who lives on Drewey Lane? Gingerbread: Well, He's Married to the muffin man! King: The Muffin Man? Gingerbread: THE MUFFIN MAN! (full quote)
  We can stay up all night, swap some manly stories, and in the morning... I'm makin' waffles! (full quote)
  He huffed and he puffed and he... signed an affiction notice... (full quote)
  what! Are you doing! In my swamp! (full quote)
  Thick curly locks! Smooth hands! Tite buttix! (full quote)
  We can stay up late swapping manly stories and in the morning Im making waffles.. (full quote)
  where do I sleep? (full quote)
  Not the gumdrop buttons! (full quote)
  theres no such thing as a perfect (full quote)
  SHREK: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think. DONKEY: Example? SHREK: Example? Okay. Uh... ogres are like onions. DONKEY: They stink? SHREK: Yes. No! DONKEY: Oh, they make you cry? SHREK: No! DONKEY: Oh, you leave them out in the sun, they get all brown and start sprouting little white hairs. SHREK: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. DONKEY: Oh... you both have layers... You know, not everybody like onions. Cakes! Everybody likes cakes. Cakes have layers. SHREK: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes... You dunce, irritating, miniature beast of burden. Ogres are like onions. End of story. Bye bye. See ya later... (full quote)
  I'm making waffles (full quote)
  and in the mornin'..i'm making waffles! (full quote)
  where do i begin! first some old man tried to sell me for some magic beans, i aint never got over that then he sold me to some old guy who had a party and had everyone try to pin the tail on me then they all got drunk started beating me with a stick screaming pinata pinata what is a pinata anyway? (full quote)
  MACHINE: Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town. Here we have some rules, let us lay them down. Don't make waves, stay in line, and we'll get along fine. Duloc is a perfect place. Please keep off on the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your - face. Duloc is - Duloc is - Duloc is a perfect place! (full quote)
  (1)where IS that fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway? (2)In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her. (1) I was TALKING about the DRAGON! (full quote)
  And in the morning, I'm making WAFFLES! (full quote)
  That's right fool now i'm a flying talking Donkey (full quote)
  cake, cake got layers, everybody likes cake. you know what else everybody likes - parfait, you ever say to some one lets go out and get some parfait they never say no, i dont like parfait. hey man you aint got like a tissue or something, cos my mouth is watering just thinking bout parfait. (full quote)
  blue flower, red thorn, blue folwer, red thorn...... this'd be so much easier if i wasnt so damn colourblind. (full quote)
10929 The greatest fairy tale never told. (full quote)
10929 You belong to me. (full quote)
10929 I'm a believer. (full quote)
10929 It is you I have loved. (full quote)
10929 On the road again. (full quote)
10929 Friends. (full quote)
10929 Try a little tenderness. (full quote)
Rugbyman Sure it's big enough but look at the location! (full quote)
Rugbyman some of you may die. But it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. (full quote)
Rugbyman Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? (full quote)
Marvin Acme That will do donkey...that will do. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Not my gum-drop buttons! (full quote)
29937 (1) I steel from the rich and give to the needy. (2) He takes a wee percentage. (1) But I'm not greedy. I rescue pretty damsels. Man, I'm good. (All) What a guy! Monsieur Hood! (1) Break it down. (full quote)
Jimbob 1) your a monster 2) i'm not the monster here, you are YOU and the rest of the fairy tail trash poisoning my perfect world, now my patience has reached it's end tell me or i'll (reaches out for the ginger bread man's buttons) 1) not my buttons not my gumdrop buttons 2) alright then whose hiding them? 1) ok, i'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man 2) the muffin man 1)The muffin man 2) yes i know the muffin man who lives on drurey lane? 1) well she's married to the muffin man 2) the muffin man? 1) THE MUFFIN MAN! 2) she's married to the muffin man (full quote)
30416 I guess I am just a stupid ugly ogre. (full quote)
32106 Run Run Run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'M THE GINGER BREAD MAN!! (full quote)
32106 I'm a donkey on the edge! (full quote)
33061 I like that boulder.That is a NICE boulder (full quote)
33061 Ooh,this is gonna be so much fun!We can stay up late,swappin manly stories,and in the mornin,I'm makin waffles. (full quote)
33061 You're so wrapped up in your layers, omion boy (full quote)
33061 You're so wrapped up in your layers, onion boy (full quote)
33061 Ive got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it (full quote)
33061 On the road again sing it with me shrek i can't wait to get on the road again what did i say about singing well can i whistle no well can i hum alright then (donkey starts huming) (full quote)
33584 1:Get her off of the table. 2:where are we supposed to put her, the bed's taken? (full quote)
33584 He huffed and he puffed...and he signed our eviction notice. (full quote)
33584 1:Ogres are like onions. 2:They stink? 1:Yes, no. 2:Oh, they make you cry? 1:No. 2:Oh, you leave them out in the sun and they get all brown and start sprouting little white hairs. 1:No! layers! Onions have layers! Ogres have layers! You get it? We both have layers. 2:Oh, you both have lay-ers...you know not everyone likes onions. Hey, everybody likes cakes! (full quote)
33584 1:Whew, (name)! Did you do that? Man you got a warn somebody when you start crackin' one off. My mouth was open and everything. 2:Believe me (name), if it was me, you'd be dead. It's brimstone...we must be getting close. (full quote)
33944 Ogres are NOT like cakes!! (full quote)
33944 Trust me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead (full quote)
33944 Donkey?... 2 things, ok?__ *SHUT*__*UP*!! (full quote)
33944 1/ what kind of a knight are you? 2/ One of a kind (full quote)
33944 1/ You didn't slay the dragon??!! 2/ It's on my *TO_DO* list, now let's go!!! (full quote)
33944 1/ How will you kiss me? 2/ What??__ That wasn't in the job description (full quote)
33944 1/ I was supposed to be rescued by a handsome prince, not an ogre and his pet! 2/ So much for *Noble Steed* (full quote)
33944 She's just as nasty as you are (full quote)
33944 Lets see.... blue flower, red thorns; blue flower, red thorns; blue flower, red thorns.... oh man, this would be so much easier (to find)if I wasn't colour blind! (full quote)
33944 Oh man, I can't feel my toes!!... I DON'T HAVE ANY TOES!!!... I think I need a hug (full quote)
34040 Wow, let's do that again! (full quote)
34040 Sure it's big enough, but look at the location. (full quote)
34040 Oh really, You and what army? (full quote)
34130 Ok I'm sorry but Shrek is one of my favorite movies, and when I see a bunch of quotes that are wrong, it is really irritating! make sure you have the quote right before you post it! (full quote)
34216 Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person and you say, 'hey, lets get some parfait' and they say, 'hell no, I dont like no parfait'? Parfaits are delicious! (full quote)
marty386 1. I can fly! 2. He can talk! (full quote)
36127 Donkey: And in the morning... I'M making WAFFLES! (full quote)
40301 I can talk, I love to talk, I'm the talkinest damn thing you ever saw (full quote)
43025 Welcome to Duloc Such a perfect town Here we have some rules Let us lay them down Don't make waves Stay in line And we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes Wipe your... FACE. Duloc is, Duloc is Duloc is a perfect... place. Donkey: Wow. Let's do that again. (full quote)
44410 Indeed..knights, new plan! The one who kills the ogre will be named champion!! Have at him!!! (full quote)
44657 Welcome to DuLuc such a perfect town here we have some rules let us lay them down. Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine DuLuc is a perfect place! Please stay off of the grass, shine your shoes wipe your...FACE! DuLuc is a perfect place! (full quote)
xxomgilybabexx ''You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!'' (full quote)