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UHNO baby PLEASE....YOU ARE FAR TOO FINE TO LOOK SO SAD !
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| 2946 |
Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!
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| 4051 |
My legs, I can't feel my legs!
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There is such a thing as fate, but it only takes you so far cause once your there it's up to you to make it happen!
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| 4284 |
Why you gotta waste my flava?
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| 4284 |
Would you like to touch my penis?
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| 4284 |
1- But William, you could get drunk!
2- You could get addicted!
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| 4284 |
William, in this light, you somewhat resemble David Duchovny.
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| 4284 |
Huntington Hills, kiss my ass!
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| 4284 |
Ladies, ladies, please. You can both hold my laser pointer.
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| 4384 |
I'm such a loser! I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out. Someone in there just called me a fag!
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| 4384 |
1) You were a fashion victim from the womb. 2) I've gotten better since then. 1) Yeah, if you need to fit a family of five in your pants.
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| 4384 |
Those shoes! Do they serve an orthopedic function?
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| 4384 |
(singing) I've got one turn table and a megaphone!
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| 4384 |
1) Remember that time, when you had to make that really stupid speech, and I kinda sorta tripped you and everybody laughed at you in school? 2) Okay, yeah. 1) I'm sorry. 2) Hey man, it's okay. It's ancient history. 1) Ancient history. Hey, when was that anyway? 2) That was this morning at graduation.
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| 4384 |
Viva la pool house baby!
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| 4384 |
1) Mike Dexter is a god! 2) Mike Dexter is a role model! 3) Mike Dexter is an asshole.
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| 4384 |
These brownies suck!
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| 4384 |
I'm the king of beer! That's right, the king of beer right here!
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| 4384 |
Yo I gots ta have sex tonight!
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| 4384 |
1) Yo Jayna, wanna dance? 2) I'm allergic.
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| 4384 |
Look's like someone's auditioning for soul train.
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| 4384 |
Hey, my retainer kinda looks like a klingon warship. Fire photons! (beerp-beerp)
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| 4473 |
i am a sex machine, a sex machine
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look i didnt write denise flemming is a tampon on your locker
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Yo you know who was cool, but didn't get much play, Velma from Scooby Doo, she was hip hip lady,a cool chick!
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| 4676 |
Maybe Denise was right. Maybe Barry Manilow did write that song about a dog.
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Do you see the salt on this pretzel?
Yes
Look at the stars. Now some people, they say the stars are billions of billions and tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us.
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| 4284 |
92 percent yo!
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| 4284 |
Class or sex? what shall I do?
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So he's kinda tall...with hair....and he wears t-shirts sometimes.
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use me for my body baby!
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| 4284 |
It rains here no more.
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| 4284 |
Tonight is our independence night.
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| 4284 |
It took all day, but I narrowed it down to a list of very lucky finalists. Ya know what I'm sayin?
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| 4284 |
People may even being having sex tonight.
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time to get freaky
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| 5412 |
Yo, peep this. According to this magazine, 92% of the hunnies at UCLA are sexually active.
92% yo! You know what this means, don't you. This means I got the 92% chance of embarrasing myself.
I roll up on that shorty like, what's up yo? She be like, you don't know 20 different ways to
make me call you big pappa cause I don't, yo.
Rest in Peace.
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Yo Kareen baby! whats UP?
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| 5450 |
Ninety-two percent, YO!!!
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| 4066 |
1. 'Sup ladies? Yo Jana, wanna dance? 2. I'm allergic. 1.You're allergic to dancing? 2. Yeah
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1. yo you think our boys gonna hizit the skizants? 2. shit our boy ogt no skills.
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| 5761 |
Fate Exists, but it can only take so far...
because once your there it's up to you to make it happen
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| 5837 |
Why I must have died and gone to heaven cause I see an angle before me. What? Baby are you crying? Oh baby please! You are far too fine to look so sad! You just tell Special K what he can do to make it better.
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Take a look in the mirror... you're WHITE!
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| 6200 |
1. Right, Im the weirdo, your the one calling Barry Manilow at 2am from a payphone............2. your right,I'm a total looser
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| 6374 |
YO!! my boy's a FAG!!!
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1)Is this the, uh, beer? 2)what the hell does it look like asswipe?..(pause)..Do you..want one? 1) Why yes, uh, of course. (sppsffwsssspps) Nobody drink the beer!! The beer has gone bad!! 3) Tastes like beer to me! 4) Me too!
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1)Is this the, uh, beer? 2)what the hell does it look like asswipe?..(pause)..Do you..want one? 1) Why yes, uh, of course. (sppsffwsssspps) Nobody drink the beer!! The beer has gone bad!! 3) Tastes like beer to me! 4) Me too!
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Don't worry about it... You know what they say about women and trolley cars right? there's always plenty of 'em in the sea!
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| 6595 |
Look I dont know about you but i really believe that theres one person out there for everyone thats what this is about Its not just some sapppy love letter telling her that my heart stops everytime i see her its in there its not just to tell her how i think shes more than the homecoming queen or mikes girlfriend hows theres this really amazing person inside of her that no one bothers to see its in there too but what its really about is how she should just give me a chance just one chance mayeb we could find out if theres a reason for all of this why shes not with mike tonight and after 4 years im still here with this letter maybe we could find out what that reason is you know? its time to find out i think im ready to do this finally any words of encouragment?
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then she reached into her bag and pulled out a strawberry pop-tart, the very same breakfast pastery i was consuming at that moment
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| 5983 |
If he wears the shirt, maybe I should wear the hat.
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| 5983 |
Let's go pee in the pool!
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1)i did not write denise flemming is a tampon on your locker
2)oh yeah just like you didn't break my cabbage patch doll in fourth grade
1)i owned up to that
2)no you didn't, i picked it and when it's head fell of you started to cry
1)oh well, ok i told (don't know this name) to write denise flemming is a tampon on your locker, but i swear i felt really bad afterwards
2)it's ok i told (don't know this name either) that you were a dendrofeliac
1)what's that
2)it's someone who has sex with trees
1 & 2) laughing
1)that's not funny
2) laughs
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1) Look I dont know about you but i really believe that theres one person out there for everyone thats what this is about Its not just some sapppy love letter telling her that my heart stops everytime i see her its in there its not just to tell her how i think shes more than the homecoming queen or mikes girlfriend hows theres this really amazing person inside of her that no one bothers to see its in there too but what its really about is how she should just give me a chance just one chance mayeb we could find out if theres a reason for all of this why shes not with mike tonight and after 4 years im still here with this letter maybe we could find out what that reason is you know? its time to find out i think im ready to do this finally any words of encouragment?
2) would you like to touch my penis??
1) what? (get up and runs away)
2)i am a sex machine
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God! You're a hottie! Can I see you naked?
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Guys like us, we are a dime a dozen.
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Well, you're the one who's going to be sorry Aman-duhhhhhh! Who's gonna want you now?
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I better double bag it, I don't what where that bitch's been.
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Dude, you hear? I'm naked under my gown!
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| 5150a |
That's the price you pay for dating Christi Turlington
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| 5150a |
You look like the White Artist Formerly Known As Prince!
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Anybody order a LoveBurger?
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Sheep. You're all sheep. Baaaaaa!
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Well, I mean, he's Preston. Press-Stone!
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damn.... this magazine says 92% of honies at ucla are sexual active.... 92% you know what that means? that means 92% of honies walking around class or sex what shall i do.. 92%, that means i got the 92% chance of embarrasing myself, i roll up on that shorty be like whats up, she be like you dont know 20 different ways to get me to call you big papa cause i dont yo! rest in peace
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But William you could get drunk. You could get addicted.
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Fate; there is fate. But it only takes you so far because once you're there it's up to YOU to make it happen
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Mike, man, you have to go to the pool house with me, there's these two chicks, they're triplets.
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ok, so he's sorta tall, with hair, and he wears t-shirts SOMETIMES?!?!
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| 7539 |
Why ya'll gotta waste my flava? Damn!
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All right, yo, check it. Time to get busy!
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Lets go boys. Time is honey.
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You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma, from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady.
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Did anybody order a love burger, well done?
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| 7427 |
Don't use me for my body, baby!
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Beth) Well he is the most dope guy in school. Amanda) Yea and schools over.
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Ladies, please...you can BOTH hold my laser pointer.
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you're all conformist sheep. baaaaaaahhhhhhh.
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You are SO Gwyneth!
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...Oh God You're a hottie! Hey can I see you naked?!
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women are like trolly cars theres plenty of them in the sea, am I right am I right
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1: dude whats in college 2: girls that used to go to high school 1: no women, college women, women with no curfew, women on the pill, and... women bro we are staring at the future and the future is women.
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1)hey you remeber the time we were on the feild trip and you kept on stairing at me
2)oh yeah its because you had been eating cheetos and you had chees all over your face and noone wanted to tell you and after that we always called you cheste cheetah
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God!I Have not been single for like 5 minutes and already, already you expect me to strip off my clothes and do you cuz I dunno, I dunno you imagined that we had some intimate relationship that you've probably been drooling over for the last four years.You know How sick and deluded are you? Well, you can just go off and get yourself a goddamn life asshole!
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Amanda, I love you!
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| 8188 |
1) what are you doing? 2)I'm harnessing my chi
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a true friend stabs you in the front
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| 8687 |
Do you know who Preston Meyers is? umm...Yea he only sat RIGHT next to you in fresman english..but i guess you wouldnt remember a unique spirit like Preston's...or even a unique spirit...like mine..for instance...maybe your just a LITTLE too busy ordering around your conformative flock of sheep...SHEEP!!! You are all sheep...BAHHHHH!!!
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Yo...Mike..come to the pooolhouse with me...there's this chick out...there's 2 of them...their triplets man...and their doin somethin and not cuz im makin it up or anything...cuz it is so unbELIEVAVBLE!! and they want you to watchem...they want you to watch em...so come on..
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(1)Yo Jayna...i was reminissing the other day...back in 7th grade we were playin spin the botttle..yo i never did get that kiss..(2)okkk???? (1)I remember you and your little girlfriends giggling and pointing at me all night..(2)OOHHHH YEAA!!! I remmeber that!!! You were eating cheetos and that orange stuff got stuck in yoru braces and NoBODY wanted to tell yoU!! so you just kept on eaten em..Hey Karen ( sorry dont know the name ) im tellin little Kenny how we used to call him Chester Cheetah!! (3) hahahahahahah (1) What are you laughin at? (3) Cheetah..rraaarrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaarrrr (2)Bye Chester!!! (3) Bye CheSterrrrr
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I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!
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why you gotta waste my flavs, damn!
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| 8747 |
Ok ,I do NOT think she is prettier than Gwenyth...
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| 8059 |
1: He IS the dopest guy in school. 2: Yeah, and school's over.
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| 8781 |
You know William, in this light, you slightly resemble David Ducovney.
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Well... he's tall. He's kinda tall. He's sorta tall. His hair is like brown...well its not really brown, and he's always wearing like... T-SHIRTS! RAARRGGGGHHHHHHH!
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there is fate, but it only takes you so far, because once you're there it is up to you to make it happen.
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| 7643 |
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes
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| 7643 |
A true friend stabs you in the front.
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| 7643 |
A: But William, you could get drunk!
B: You could get addicted!
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| 7643 |
I am a sex machine!
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| 7643 |
Would you like to touch my penis!
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look, shut up about the dog, alright?
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| 9700 |
Mike Dexter! You have to sign my yearbook! Which team has the winning play, Hunnington, Hunnington, hey hey...
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| 9700 |
These are memories frozen in time people!
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You might not remember this, but remember that one time when we were dancing and I got the biggest boner?!!!
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There is fate, but it only takes you so far. Once you're there, it's up to you to make it happen.
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| 1759 |
So he's kinda tall...with...hair.....and he wears t-shirts...sometimes?!
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Don't stick that probe there daddy!
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Wear flipflops in the showers, i got warts all over my feet.
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These are memories frozen in time people
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I can't feel my legs...I have no legs!!
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| 10926 |
Hey, wait!I know this song, a guy I tutored math used to make me listen to it!
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Mike dexter is an asshole! asshole! Asshole
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* Luke Does not Push Vador! ** Well he should he cut his hand off. * Yeah hey man you dropped the flashlights ** yeah its kind of dark up here
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| 11314 |
These are memories frozen in time people!
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| 11519 |
A true friend stabs you in the front.
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lets see. which one of you gorgeous hunnies going to be one of then ten. ten lucky ladies that are going to get with kenny tongight?...hey yo caris baby whats up?....nine. which one of you nine lucky ladies..
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1)Hey, you think he gonna hizzit the skizzaz? 2) Awwwww, that boy ain't got No skills, man
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Damn woman why you gotta be such a ragin bitch?!
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| 7643 |
Beware of all entrprises that require new clothes
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| 7643 |
A true friend stabs you in the front.
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| 7643 |
A:But William, you could get drunk! B: You could get addicted
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| 7643 |
I am a sex machine
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| 7643 |
would you like to touch my penis?
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| 12514 |
She was a hip, hip lady
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| 12756 |
is that poop?
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| 12756 |
hey! Luke doesn't push Vader.. well he should've I mean the guy cut his hand off...
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| 12756 |
Hey did you hear I'm nakes under my robe man...
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| 12756 |
Hey did you hear I'm naked under my robe man...
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| 12756 |
Hey did you hear I'm naked under my robe man..
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| 12153 |
Look, all I'm saying is, Amanda and I are connected. We have been ever sense the first day she came to school. It was October, freshman year. First day in history I had ever missed the bus. If I had arrived on time, I never would of seen her. But as it was, I was the first person at Hills High to set eyes on Amanda Beckett. It was her first day at school. Then, I'm sitting in class enjoying a late breakfast, when suddenly, out of all the class rooms in the entire school ... she comes into mine. And where does the teacher sit her ... right next to me. Now, up until now, we can write this off to a coincidence. But then, she reaches into her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart. The very same breakfast pastry that I was consuming at that very moment.
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This is so perfect. Amanda Beckett is single and on the night of this party. A party I'll be attending a party she'll be attending. It's all falling into place, it's like...it's...fate.
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Denise: Besides, I heard that song was about his dog.
Preston: It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda. Who the hell names their dog Amanda?
Denise: My cousin had a dog name Samantha.
Preston: Shut up about the dog, OK?!
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Mike Dexter is an asshole. For the past decade he has made a hobby of my pain. Witness exhibit A: My 8th grade science project. A working rain forest that Mike threw out of a third floor window. It rains here no more. Witness exhibit B: An eyepatch I wore for a month after Mike beamed me with a raisin in home EC. My parents took me to a 3D film festival. I saw no third dimension. And of course, how could I forget the pudding incident? (holds up jeans with a huge brown spot) I know no one else has. Well, gentlemen, tonight Mike Dexter will know humiliation. Tonight, Mike Dexter will know ridicule. Tonight is the night that we fight back. Tonight is our independence night.
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I know exactly who you are. You're Kenny Fisher...we used to...we used to play Miami Vice in my basement. You used to sleepover my house...you had to leave the hall light on every night. You're Kenny Fisher who used to buy me a card every Valentine's Day and a bag of those little hearts with the words on them. And you're Kenny Fisher who suddenly got too cool to hang out with me when we hit junior high. Cause, I was in all the smart classes, and cause my parent's didn't make a lot of money. And cause you desperately needed to sit at the trendy table in the cafeteria.
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| 12153 |
Amanda! Now that Mike is completely out of the picture, I was thinkin' maybe you'd like to come to my van and turn that frown upside-down.
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(1)Hey dude, did you hear? I'm naked under my gown!
(2)Yeah, I heard that.
(1)How 'bout that party? It's gonna be huge!
(2)Heard that, too.
(1)Oh, then I guess you heard about Mike dumpin' Amanda.
(2)Wait, what'd you say?
(1)Where have you been, man? Mike Dexter broke up with Amanda Beckett!
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| 12153 |
Thanks man. That's the funniest thing I've seen all night.
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| 12153 |
(1)Hey, isn't this the weekend that you're supposed to meet your girlfriend from the Internet?
(2)Yeah, but she has, uh, some photo shoot in Fiji for a catalog or something, I don't know...
(1)Oh man, that sucks.
(2)Yeah. It's just the price you pay for dating Christy Turlington.
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Denise: Fate works in really fucked up ways sometimes.
Preston: Especially in your case.
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I downloaded this little baby off the Net. I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe without affecting my judgement or my behavior.
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| 12153 |
Tonight is the night that Kenny Fisher becomes... da man.
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| 12153 |
Wear flip flops in the shower...i have warts all over my feet!
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Why you gotta seal my flava??? DAMN!
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1)yO wassup Kenny. 2)nuthin..sitting watchin these 2 ho's over there scratchin out to see who gets ta knock tha boots.1) yO i dont see no ho's Kenny. 2) yO you callin me a lair! why ya'll gotta waste muh flava! DAMN!
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| 14477 |
I'm a loser, I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out. Someone in there called me a, fag!
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| 14479 |
HEY LUKE NEVER PUSHED VADER! WELL HE SHOULD HAVE HE CUT OFF HIS HAND.
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1) Hi. Weren't you in my language lab? 2) Yeah I was. 10 I told you guys she wnet to our school! Pay up!
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DENISE: Hey, who is that girl?
PRESTON: Yo it's that new girl Vanessa, I heard she stalks people ,like Josh Hartnett and stuff.
DENISE: Man, we should tie her up and cover her with beavers.
PRESTON: Yeah, tie her and that Jenn Luva girl up and and make them watch Reading Rainbow shows.
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Why don't you get a goddamn life asshole!
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1.) Okay lets go over this again - You are BoBofed and you're Grand Moth Tarken . . 2.) How come I have to be grand moth tarken? 1.) Fine you're bobofed and you're grandmothtarken 3.) I dont wanna be grandmothtarken 1.) fine you're both kiss dolls - now you two will set up here and I will lead Mike and one of his jock friends to the backl of the pool house where u two will jump down on them renderign them unconcious witht he cloriform we mixed in chem lab - we will strip them and take polaroids of them in a pure nakedness . .
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Do you want to touch my penis? I am a sex machine.
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I do believe in fate, it just works in fucked up ways sometimes
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1: Who's gonna want you now? 2: Somebody 1: Somebody?! more like nobody. 2: more like..NOBODY! 1: Wow, Mike, you really got me there.
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i saw no third dimension.
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| 17864 |
1:Do you think there will be girls there? 2:Are you kidding me?! People may even be having sex tonight!
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| 17864 |
I hate to interrupt this alternate universe you've wandered into, but I heard this song was about his dog.
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| 17864 |
*cheering* Which team has the winning play? Hunnington, Hunnington, hey hey... *shove*... HEY!
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| 17864 |
There's a mirror right there. Why don't you take a look, okay? YOU'RE WHITE!
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| 17864 |
You know what? My retainer kinda looks like a Klingon Warship! 'Fire photons!' *pfiew! pfiew!*
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| 17864 |
You know what they say about women and trolly cars: there's plenty of them in the sea.
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| 17864 |
Amanda... Hey, I just saw what happened and... uh... oh GOD, you are a HOTTIE! Hey, can I see you naked?
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There's this chick out there...no, th- uh... there's TWO chicks out there... they're triplets, man....
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| 17864 |
You were a fashion victim from the womb.
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1)Yo, Jayna. Wanna Dance? 2)I'm allergic. 1) To dancing? 2)Yeah.
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There is fate but it only takes you so far, because once you're there it's up to you to make it happen.
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Yeah wassup my niggas!!
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| 19378 |
I can't feel my legs...I have no legs! YEAAAAH!!!!
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| 19378 |
I can't feel my legs...I have no legs! YEAAAAH!!!!
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Fate exists but it can only take you so far,
Because once you're there
It's up to you to make it happen
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Judging from my experience last nite, there is such thing as fate it just works in really fucked up ways sometimes.
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Judging from my experience last nite, there is such thing as fate it just works in really fucked up ways sometimes.
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| 20199 |
why you always look at me like i'm your baby's daddy?
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| Daywalker |
Fate is fate but it only takes you so far cuz once your there it's up to you to make it happen
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| Daywalker |
guy: your a stripper.
girl: Iam a dancer
guy: your an angel stripper
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I can't feel my legs......I HAVE NO LEGS!!!!
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*MIKE*Who's going to want you now AmanDUH???? *AMANDA* somebody *MIKE* somebody??haha more like NOBODY! *AMANDA* Yeah mike, you really got me there.
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Whos gonna want you now? Somebody. Yeah more like nobody (laughs) Wow Mike you really got me. (From the crowd) FAG!!
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| 23502 |
Everyone at school laughed at me. My friends all left me and someone in there called me a fag.
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Yo, I betta double bag it, I don't know where dat bitch been. Special K
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1) William...you could get drunk. 2) You could GET ADDICTED.
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We'll if you weren't in here half-naked pleasuring yourself, I would have went somewhere else...
Don't touch that! I was gettin my shit ready!
your shit?
Yeah, for your information there is a super-mad hunny downstairs waitin for me and she's dyin to have sex with me!
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| applechunks |
I cant feel my legs, I have no legs
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I'd rather see the world from another angle
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| 24986 |
SPPPRRRTT!! NO ONE TASTE THE BEER! THE BEER HAS GONE BAD!
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| 24986 |
Well if I would've known you were going to be in here 'PLEASURING' yourself...I definitely would've gone else where!
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| 24986 |
No one is allowed upstairs, okay.....WHO DID THIS?!
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| 24986 |
Oh you remember that? You were eating cheetos, and all that orange stuff got stuck on your braces...awww..and nobody wanted to tell you so you just kept on eating them!
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| 24986 |
You see, Mike Dexter is the same person now as he was then...mooning the guy at the drive-in, giving under classmen wedgies...
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| 24986 |
I mean who does he think he is anyway, Brad Pitt?
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| 24986 |
1) GET OUT! 2) I'm trying! 3) Well let me help you.....now GET OUT! 4) WHAT IS your PROBLEM?! 5) My problem? You wanna know what my problem is? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS....!!!!!
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| 24986 |
load these sickos into the wagon.
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| 20182 |
You know there's probably a later train I could take...
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I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!!!!!
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I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!!!!!
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| 25984 |
She was a hip, hip lady
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| 25984 |
These brownies SUCK!
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| 25984 |
I think I saw that foreign exchange student walking around with a black magic marker!
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| 25984 |
Chester Cheetah!
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Hey yo Carrin baby what's up??
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| 25031 |
I have no legs, I have no legs…
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| 25031 |
Why are we listening to a radio station that plays Barry Manalow?
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| 24986 |
Oh I'm the weirdo. You're the one calling Barry Manilow from a pay phone at 2 oclock in the morning!
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(Amanda Beckett) Because I was afraid...to be alone. Mike and I went out for like, four years, that's forever. And if I'm not Mike's girlfriend then who am I? Nobody knows me as anything else. I don't think I know me as anything else....
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| 24986 |
You're like Gwynneth but with bigger boobs!
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and then I heard that he slept with some....sophomore!
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Oh my god!!!! I thought I said no smoking in the house! Is that...poop? Do I smell poop? Does someone have poop on their shoe?!
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Kenny - Yo, I was havin a flashback to seventh grade and I remember that party where we played spin the bottle and it landed on you and you know we never did get that kiss! And after I remember you starin' at me, kinda laughin wich'yo girlfriends.
Girl - Oh yea! You were eating Cheetos and the orange stuff got all stuck in your braces and nobody wanted to tell you! So you just kept on eatin em! Oh my god, it was the funniest thing! LYNN! COME HERE! I'M TELLIN LITTLE KENNY HERE HOW WE USED TO CALL HIM CHESTER CHEETO!
(Everyone laughs)
Kenny - What are you laughing at?
Foreign Exchange Student - (laughing) Cheetah!! Cheetah! Grrarrr!
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Time is hunnies.
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Why you gotta waste my flava? DAMN!
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Nobody drink the beer...the beer has gone bad!
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Witness, exhibit B, an eye patch that I wore for a month after Mike beaned me with a raisin in homec. My parents took me to a 3D film festival...I saw no third dimension
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1) But William, what are you going to do? They'll kick you out if you don't drink. 2) Well then, I will be drinking. 3)Huhhhhhhh, but William, you could get drunk!
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| JenniferJayde |
So you get on that phone and tell Barry Manilow how you feel.
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1: You see the salt on this pretzel?
2: Yeah.
1: Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions of billions and tonnes of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us.
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| ladyrocket19 |
Oh, I'm the weird one? You're the one calling Barry Manilow from a phone booth at 2 a.m.!
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Bitch! Get a life!
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I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!
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| 20947 |
Why are we listening to a radio station that plays Barry Manilow?
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im harnessing my Chi~~~~
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...kenny:Barging up in here like you were a freakin moose all ehhhhaahhhhh denise: well if i knwo you wee in here haf naked pleasuring yourself i definatley would have gone eleswhere. kenn: i was getting my shit ready! denise: your shit? look in the mirror..your WHITE!!
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Hey, Amanda, I just saw what happened... God, you're hot! Hey, can I see you naked?
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| jesusroxmysox |
i can't believe we jumped william...i can't believe we didn't go into the party...it probably sucked anyway...probably...those people are so boring, this town is so lame...nothing exciting ever happens here...*laser beams* (abducted by aliens) ROLL creditS!
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1. Dont Drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!! 2. It tastes fine to me.
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Fate exists but it can only take you so far,
Because once you're there
It's up to you to make it happen.
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AMANDA! I LOVE YOU! oh... I know that may sound weird but... excuse, pardon me...
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dont use me for my body baby!
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92 percent of girls at UCLA are sexually active...92 percent yo...thats 92 ways of embarassing myslef...92 percent of girls saying 'class or sex what shall i do?' 92 percent!
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They threw it in the trash...you don't throw away a yearbook! You're supposed to cherish it forever! ...Trisha, sign my yearbook!
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1) That is not what I was saying and..you're my cousin! 2) Through marriage. 1) whatEVER, you're sick! 2) Wait- Amanda, you're not gonna tell my parents about this, are you!!!
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Kenny Sign my Yearbook!
No thanks NO time...
Goooo Hunnigton
Get a life BITCH!
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DRUMMER:If he gets to wear the t-shirt,then maybe I should wear the hat?!
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My retainer looks like a Klingon warship! Fire photons, pew! pew!
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Up until now one could write this off as coincidence, but just then she reached into her bag and pulled out a strawberry poptart, the very same breakfast pastry that I was consuming at that moment. what was I to do? How was I to proceed?
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It rains here no more.
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| 37718 |
My parents took me to a 3d film festival, I saw no third dimension.
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Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine!
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FAG!
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| 38042 |
Trip McNeely!
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Yo Jena, you wanna dance?
I'm allergic
Allergic, to dacing?
Yeah!
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| 41409 |
Yo I gotta have sex tonight!!!
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| 41409 |
#1:Observe, the love kit. #2: Ah damn man our boys a fag, yo! #3: Yo, who's a fag? #1: Yo bof a ya'll. That is a fragrance of love scented candle bitch. Damn!!#2: So you think you're gonna hit this party packin' a pleasure chest and some girl's just gonna give it up? #1: Watch me G.
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| 41409 |
#1:You're not gonna keep your tassle? You know for $5.00 you could keep your tassle. #2:Yeah then I could press in between my yearbook with my Prom corsage.
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Did those two girls just go into the makeout room with William Lichter? Yeah. They're so lucky!!!
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| 41409 |
Hey, I know this song. I know this song! The guy I tutored in math used to make me listen to it!!
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Denise: Were you this weird when we went out? Preston: Were you this bitchy when we went out?
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1.) Ewww, you're my cousin! 2.) only by marriage 1.) Whatever, you're sick! 2.) Wait..Amanda. You're not gonna tell my mom, are you?
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Why ya'll gotta waste my flava!? Damn!
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*slurring drunkenly* Hey man, there's this chick outside, no, there's two of 'em...They're triplets man! And they told me that they want you to watch them. To WATCH 'em..
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Mike, you gotta come to the pool house with me. There's this chick outside, there's 2 chicks, they're triplets man.
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Look baby it aint your fault you lack the flavor
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1.)Hows my boys? 2.)whats up with my niggas man (no reaction)
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Denise:judging from my little experience last night, i do think there is such thing as fate, it just works in really fucked up ways sometimes. Preston: especially in your case.
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Yo I gots to get me some sex tonight.
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Somebody in there called me a fag!
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buttless chaps
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Why you always gotta be such a ragin' bitch?
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god i haven't even been single like for five mintutes and already you think that im gonna take off my clothes and do you how sick and dunloded are you? you know what why don't you go off and get yourself a goddam life asshole
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Yo, I gotta have sex tonight!
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God I haven't been single for like a minute and already you think that im gonna strip off my clothes and do you You know how sick and deluded are you? you know why don't you go off and get yourself a godam life asshole???
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Kenny: Hey, yo Gina! Wanna Dance?
Gina: I'm allergic.
Kenny: Allergic? To dancing?!
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| 48458A |
Kenny: Hey, yo Gina! Wanna Dance?
Gina: I'm allergic.
Kenny: Allergic? To dancing?!
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| 48458A |
Kenny: Hey, yo Gina! Wanna Dance?
Gina: I'm allergic.
Kenny: Allergic? To dancing?!
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someone in there called me a fag
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