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Can't Hardly Wait - 1998 Movie Quotes


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  UHNO baby PLEASE....YOU ARE FAR TOO FINE TO LOOK SO SAD ! (full quote)
2946 Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad! (full quote)
4051 My legs, I can't feel my legs! (full quote)
  There is such a thing as fate, but it only takes you so far cause once your there it's up to you to make it happen! (full quote)
4284 Why you gotta waste my flava? (full quote)
4284 Would you like to touch my penis? (full quote)
4284 1- But William, you could get drunk! 2- You could get addicted! (full quote)
4284 William, in this light, you somewhat resemble David Duchovny. (full quote)
4284 Huntington Hills, kiss my ass! (full quote)
4284 Ladies, ladies, please. You can both hold my laser pointer. (full quote)
4384 I'm such a loser! I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out. Someone in there just called me a fag! (full quote)
4384 1) You were a fashion victim from the womb. 2) I've gotten better since then. 1) Yeah, if you need to fit a family of five in your pants. (full quote)
4384 Those shoes! Do they serve an orthopedic function? (full quote)
4384 (singing) I've got one turn table and a megaphone! (full quote)
4384 1) Remember that time, when you had to make that really stupid speech, and I kinda sorta tripped you and everybody laughed at you in school? 2) Okay, yeah. 1) I'm sorry. 2) Hey man, it's okay. It's ancient history. 1) Ancient history. Hey, when was that anyway? 2) That was this morning at graduation. (full quote)
4384 Viva la pool house baby! (full quote)
4384 1) Mike Dexter is a god! 2) Mike Dexter is a role model! 3) Mike Dexter is an asshole. (full quote)
4384 These brownies suck! (full quote)
4384 I'm the king of beer! That's right, the king of beer right here! (full quote)
4384 Yo I gots ta have sex tonight! (full quote)
4384 1) Yo Jayna, wanna dance? 2) I'm allergic. (full quote)
4384 Look's like someone's auditioning for soul train. (full quote)
4384 Hey, my retainer kinda looks like a klingon warship. Fire photons! (beerp-beerp) (full quote)
4473 i am a sex machine, a sex machine (full quote)
  look i didnt write denise flemming is a tampon on your locker (full quote)
  Yo you know who was cool, but didn't get much play, Velma from Scooby Doo, she was hip hip lady,a cool chick! (full quote)
4676 Maybe Denise was right. Maybe Barry Manilow did write that song about a dog. (full quote)
  Do you see the salt on this pretzel? Yes Look at the stars. Now some people, they say the stars are billions of billions and tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us. (full quote)
4284 92 percent yo! (full quote)
4284 Class or sex? what shall I do? (full quote)
  So he's kinda tall...with hair....and he wears t-shirts sometimes. (full quote)
  use me for my body baby! (full quote)
4284 It rains here no more. (full quote)
4284 Tonight is our independence night. (full quote)
4284 It took all day, but I narrowed it down to a list of very lucky finalists. Ya know what I'm sayin? (full quote)
4284 People may even being having sex tonight. (full quote)
  time to get freaky (full quote)
5412 Yo, peep this. According to this magazine, 92% of the hunnies at UCLA are sexually active. 92% yo! You know what this means, don't you. This means I got the 92% chance of embarrasing myself. I roll up on that shorty like, what's up yo? She be like, you don't know 20 different ways to make me call you big pappa cause I don't, yo. Rest in Peace. (full quote)
  Yo Kareen baby! whats UP? (full quote)
5450 Ninety-two percent, YO!!! (full quote)
  1. yo you think our boys gonna hizit the skizants? 2. shit our boy ogt no skills. (full quote)
  Take a look in the mirror... you're WHITE! (full quote)
  1)Is this the, uh, beer? 2)what the hell does it look like asswipe?..(pause)..Do you..want one? 1) Why yes, uh, of course. (sppsffwsssspps) Nobody drink the beer!! The beer has gone bad!! 3) Tastes like beer to me! 4) Me too! (full quote)
  1)Is this the, uh, beer? 2)what the hell does it look like asswipe?..(pause)..Do you..want one? 1) Why yes, uh, of course. (sppsffwsssspps) Nobody drink the beer!! The beer has gone bad!! 3) Tastes like beer to me! 4) Me too! (full quote)
  Don't worry about it... You know what they say about women and trolley cars right? there's always plenty of 'em in the sea! (full quote)
  1)i did not write denise flemming is a tampon on your locker 2)oh yeah just like you didn't break my cabbage patch doll in fourth grade 1)i owned up to that 2)no you didn't, i picked it and when it's head fell of you started to cry 1)oh well, ok i told (don't know this name) to write denise flemming is a tampon on your locker, but i swear i felt really bad afterwards 2)it's ok i told (don't know this name either) that you were a dendrofeliac 1)what's that 2)it's someone who has sex with trees 1 & 2) laughing 1)that's not funny 2) laughs (full quote)
  1) Look I dont know about you but i really believe that theres one person out there for everyone thats what this is about Its not just some sapppy love letter telling her that my heart stops everytime i see her its in there its not just to tell her how i think shes more than the homecoming queen or mikes girlfriend hows theres this really amazing person inside of her that no one bothers to see its in there too but what its really about is how she should just give me a chance just one chance mayeb we could find out if theres a reason for all of this why shes not with mike tonight and after 4 years im still here with this letter maybe we could find out what that reason is you know? its time to find out i think im ready to do this finally any words of encouragment? 2) would you like to touch my penis?? 1) what? (get up and runs away) 2)i am a sex machine (full quote)
  damn.... this magazine says 92% of honies at ucla are sexual active.... 92% you know what that means? that means 92% of honies walking around class or sex what shall i do.. 92%, that means i got the 92% chance of embarrasing myself, i roll up on that shorty be like whats up, she be like you dont know 20 different ways to get me to call you big papa cause i dont yo! rest in peace (full quote)
  But William you could get drunk. You could get addicted. (full quote)
  Fate; there is fate. But it only takes you so far because once you're there it's up to YOU to make it happen (full quote)
  Mike, man, you have to go to the pool house with me, there's these two chicks, they're triplets. (full quote)
  Did anybody order a love burger, well done? (full quote)
  You are SO Gwyneth! (full quote)
  ...Oh God You're a hottie! Hey can I see you naked?! (full quote)
  1)hey you remeber the time we were on the feild trip and you kept on stairing at me 2)oh yeah its because you had been eating cheetos and you had chees all over your face and noone wanted to tell you and after that we always called you cheste cheetah (full quote)
  God!I Have not been single for like 5 minutes and already, already you expect me to strip off my clothes and do you cuz I dunno, I dunno you imagined that we had some intimate relationship that you've probably been drooling over for the last four years.You know How sick and deluded are you? Well, you can just go off and get yourself a goddamn life asshole! (full quote)
  Amanda, I love you! (full quote)
  a true friend stabs you in the front (full quote)
  then she reached into her bag and pulled out a strawberry pop-tart, the very same breakfast pastery i was consuming at that moment (full quote)
  I'll kick everyone's ass in this room! (full quote)
  why you gotta waste my flavs, damn! (full quote)
  Well... he's tall. He's kinda tall. He's sorta tall. His hair is like brown...well its not really brown, and he's always wearing like... T-SHIRTS! RAARRGGGGHHHHHHH! (full quote)
  look, shut up about the dog, alright? (full quote)
  You might not remember this, but remember that one time when we were dancing and I got the biggest boner?!!! (full quote)
  There is fate, but it only takes you so far. Once you're there, it's up to you to make it happen. (full quote)
  Don't stick that probe there daddy! (full quote)
  Wear flipflops in the showers, i got warts all over my feet. (full quote)
  These are memories frozen in time people (full quote)
  Mike dexter is an asshole! asshole! Asshole (full quote)
  * Luke Does not Push Vador! ** Well he should he cut his hand off. * Yeah hey man you dropped the flashlights ** yeah its kind of dark up here (full quote)
  lets see. which one of you gorgeous hunnies going to be one of then ten. ten lucky ladies that are going to get with kenny tongight?...hey yo caris baby whats up?....nine. which one of you nine lucky ladies.. (full quote)
1759 So he's kinda tall...with...hair.....and he wears t-shirts...sometimes?! (full quote)
4066 1. 'Sup ladies? Yo Jana, wanna dance? 2. I'm allergic. 1.You're allergic to dancing? 2. Yeah (full quote)
5150a God! You're a hottie! Can I see you naked? (full quote)
5150a Guys like us, we are a dime a dozen. (full quote)
5150a Well, you're the one who's going to be sorry Aman-duhhhhhh! Who's gonna want you now? (full quote)
5150a I better double bag it, I don't what where that bitch's been. (full quote)
5150a Dude, you hear? I'm naked under my gown! (full quote)
5150a That's the price you pay for dating Christi Turlington (full quote)
5150a You look like the White Artist Formerly Known As Prince! (full quote)
5150a Anybody order a LoveBurger? (full quote)
5150a Sheep. You're all sheep. Baaaaaa! (full quote)
5150a Well, I mean, he's Preston. Press-Stone! (full quote)
5761 Fate Exists, but it can only take so far... because once your there it's up to you to make it happen (full quote)
5837 Why I must have died and gone to heaven cause I see an angle before me. What? Baby are you crying? Oh baby please! You are far too fine to look so sad! You just tell Special K what he can do to make it better. (full quote)
5983 If he wears the shirt, maybe I should wear the hat. (full quote)
5983 Let's go pee in the pool! (full quote)
6200 1. Right, Im the weirdo, your the one calling Barry Manilow at 2am from a payphone............2. your right,I'm a total looser (full quote)
6374 YO!! my boy's a FAG!!! (full quote)
6595 Look I dont know about you but i really believe that theres one person out there for everyone thats what this is about Its not just some sapppy love letter telling her that my heart stops everytime i see her its in there its not just to tell her how i think shes more than the homecoming queen or mikes girlfriend hows theres this really amazing person inside of her that no one bothers to see its in there too but what its really about is how she should just give me a chance just one chance mayeb we could find out if theres a reason for all of this why shes not with mike tonight and after 4 years im still here with this letter maybe we could find out what that reason is you know? its time to find out i think im ready to do this finally any words of encouragment? (full quote)
7414 ok, so he's sorta tall, with hair, and he wears t-shirts SOMETIMES?!?! (full quote)
7427 Don't use me for my body, baby! (full quote)
7539 Why ya'll gotta waste my flava? Damn! (full quote)
7539 All right, yo, check it. Time to get busy! (full quote)
7539 Lets go boys. Time is honey. (full quote)
7539 You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma, from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady. (full quote)
7643 Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes (full quote)
7643 A true friend stabs you in the front. (full quote)
7643 A: But William, you could get drunk! B: You could get addicted! (full quote)
7643 I am a sex machine! (full quote)
7643 Would you like to touch my penis! (full quote)
7869 Beth) Well he is the most dope guy in school. Amanda) Yea and schools over. (full quote)
8059 Ladies, please...you can BOTH hold my laser pointer. (full quote)
8059 1: He IS the dopest guy in school. 2: Yeah, and school's over. (full quote)
8084 you're all conformist sheep. baaaaaaahhhhhhh. (full quote)
8188 1) what are you doing? 2)I'm harnessing my chi (full quote)
8264 women are like trolly cars theres plenty of them in the sea, am I right am I right (full quote)
8264 1: dude whats in college 2: girls that used to go to high school 1: no women, college women, women with no curfew, women on the pill, and... women bro we are staring at the future and the future is women. (full quote)
8687 Do you know who Preston Meyers is? umm...Yea he only sat RIGHT next to you in fresman english..but i guess you wouldnt remember a unique spirit like Preston's...or even a unique spirit...like mine..for instance...maybe your just a LITTLE too busy ordering around your conformative flock of sheep...SHEEP!!! You are all sheep...BAHHHHH!!! (full quote)
8687 Yo...Mike..come to the pooolhouse with me...there's this chick out...there's 2 of them...their triplets man...and their doin somethin and not cuz im makin it up or anything...cuz it is so unbELIEVAVBLE!! and they want you to watchem...they want you to watch em...so come on.. (full quote)
8687 (1)Yo Jayna...i was reminissing the other day...back in 7th grade we were playin spin the botttle..yo i never did get that kiss..(2)okkk???? (1)I remember you and your little girlfriends giggling and pointing at me all night..(2)OOHHHH YEAA!!! I remmeber that!!! You were eating cheetos and that orange stuff got stuck in yoru braces and NoBODY wanted to tell yoU!! so you just kept on eaten em..Hey Karen ( sorry dont know the name ) im tellin little Kenny how we used to call him Chester Cheetah!! (3) hahahahahahah (1) What are you laughin at? (3) Cheetah..rraaarrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaarrrr (2)Bye Chester!!! (3) Bye CheSterrrrr (full quote)
8747 Ok ,I do NOT think she is prettier than Gwenyth... (full quote)
8781 You know William, in this light, you slightly resemble David Ducovney. (full quote)
9481 there is fate, but it only takes you so far, because once you're there it is up to you to make it happen. (full quote)
9700 Mike Dexter! You have to sign my yearbook! Which team has the winning play, Hunnington, Hunnington, hey hey... (full quote)
9700 These are memories frozen in time people! (full quote)
10282 I can't feel my legs...I have no legs!! (full quote)
10926 Hey, wait!I know this song, a guy I tutored math used to make me listen to it! (full quote)
11314 These are memories frozen in time people! (full quote)
11519 A true friend stabs you in the front. (full quote)
  Damn woman why you gotta be such a ragin bitch?! (full quote)
  i saw no third dimension. (full quote)
  DENISE: Hey, who is that girl? PRESTON: Yo it's that new girl Vanessa, I heard she stalks people ,like Josh Hartnett and stuff. DENISE: Man, we should tie her up and cover her with beavers. PRESTON: Yeah, tie her and that Jenn Luva girl up and and make them watch Reading Rainbow shows. (full quote)
  Why don't you get a goddamn life asshole! (full quote)
  1.) Okay lets go over this again - You are BoBofed and you're Grand Moth Tarken . . 2.) How come I have to be grand moth tarken? 1.) Fine you're bobofed and you're grandmothtarken 3.) I dont wanna be grandmothtarken 1.) fine you're both kiss dolls - now you two will set up here and I will lead Mike and one of his jock friends to the backl of the pool house where u two will jump down on them renderign them unconcious witht he cloriform we mixed in chem lab - we will strip them and take polaroids of them in a pure nakedness . . (full quote)
  Do you want to touch my penis? I am a sex machine. (full quote)
  1)Yo, Jayna. Wanna Dance? 2)I'm allergic. 1) To dancing? 2)Yeah. (full quote)
  Fate exists but it can only take you so far, Because once you're there It's up to you to make it happen (full quote)
  Judging from my experience last nite, there is such thing as fate it just works in really fucked up ways sometimes. (full quote)
  Judging from my experience last nite, there is such thing as fate it just works in really fucked up ways sometimes. (full quote)
  I can't feel my legs......I HAVE NO LEGS!!!! (full quote)
  *MIKE*Who's going to want you now AmanDUH???? *AMANDA* somebody *MIKE* somebody??haha more like NOBODY! *AMANDA* Yeah mike, you really got me there. (full quote)
  Whos gonna want you now? Somebody. Yeah more like nobody (laughs) Wow Mike you really got me. (From the crowd) FAG!! (full quote)
  I'd rather see the world from another angle (full quote)
  Yo, I betta double bag it, I don't know where dat bitch been. Special K (full quote)
  1) William...you could get drunk. 2) You could GET ADDICTED. (full quote)
  We'll if you weren't in here half-naked pleasuring yourself, I would have went somewhere else... Don't touch that! I was gettin my shit ready! your shit? Yeah, for your information there is a super-mad hunny downstairs waitin for me and she's dyin to have sex with me! (full quote)
  I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!!!!! (full quote)
  I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!!!!! (full quote)
  Kenny - Yo, I was havin a flashback to seventh grade and I remember that party where we played spin the bottle and it landed on you and you know we never did get that kiss! And after I remember you starin' at me, kinda laughin wich'yo girlfriends. Girl - Oh yea! You were eating Cheetos and the orange stuff got all stuck in your braces and nobody wanted to tell you! So you just kept on eatin em! Oh my god, it was the funniest thing! LYNN! COME HERE! I'M TELLIN LITTLE KENNY HERE HOW WE USED TO CALL HIM CHESTER CHEETO! (Everyone laughs) Kenny - What are you laughing at? Foreign Exchange Student - (laughing) Cheetah!! Cheetah! Grrarrr! (full quote)
  Time is hunnies. (full quote)
  Why you gotta waste my flava? DAMN! (full quote)
  Nobody drink the beer...the beer has gone bad! (full quote)
  Witness, exhibit B, an eye patch that I wore for a month after Mike beaned me with a raisin in homec. My parents took me to a 3D film festival...I saw no third dimension (full quote)
  1) But William, what are you going to do? They'll kick you out if you don't drink. 2) Well then, I will be drinking. 3)Huhhhhhhh, but William, you could get drunk! (full quote)
  Bitch! Get a life! (full quote)
  I'll kick everyone's ass in this room! (full quote)
  im harnessing my Chi~~~~ (full quote)
  ...kenny:Barging up in here like you were a freakin moose all ehhhhaahhhhh denise: well if i knwo you wee in here haf naked pleasuring yourself i definatley would have gone eleswhere. kenn: i was getting my shit ready! denise: your shit? look in the mirror..your WHITE!! (full quote)
  1. Dont Drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!! 2. It tastes fine to me. (full quote)
  Fate exists but it can only take you so far, Because once you're there It's up to you to make it happen. (full quote)
  AMANDA! I LOVE YOU! oh... I know that may sound weird but... excuse, pardon me... (full quote)
  dont use me for my body baby! (full quote)
  92 percent of girls at UCLA are sexually active...92 percent yo...thats 92 ways of embarassing myslef...92 percent of girls saying 'class or sex what shall i do?' 92 percent! (full quote)
  Kenny Sign my Yearbook! No thanks NO time... Goooo Hunnigton Get a life BITCH! (full quote)
  DRUMMER:If he gets to wear the t-shirt,then maybe I should wear the hat?! (full quote)
  Yo Jena, you wanna dance? I'm allergic Allergic, to dacing? Yeah! (full quote)
  Denise: Were you this weird when we went out? Preston: Were you this bitchy when we went out? (full quote)
  1.) Ewww, you're my cousin! 2.) only by marriage 1.) Whatever, you're sick! 2.) Wait..Amanda. You're not gonna tell my mom, are you? (full quote)
  Why ya'll gotta waste my flava!? Damn! (full quote)
  Mike, you gotta come to the pool house with me. There's this chick outside, there's 2 chicks, they're triplets man. (full quote)
  Look baby it aint your fault you lack the flavor (full quote)
  1.)Hows my boys? 2.)whats up with my niggas man (no reaction) (full quote)
  Denise:judging from my little experience last night, i do think there is such thing as fate, it just works in really fucked up ways sometimes. Preston: especially in your case. (full quote)
  Somebody in there called me a fag! (full quote)
  buttless chaps (full quote)
  Why you always gotta be such a ragin' bitch? (full quote)
  god i haven't even been single like for five mintutes and already you think that im gonna take off my clothes and do you how sick and dunloded are you? you know what why don't you go off and get yourself a goddam life asshole (full quote)
  God I haven't been single for like a minute and already you think that im gonna strip off my clothes and do you You know how sick and deluded are you? you know why don't you go off and get yourself a godam life asshole??? (full quote)
  Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine! (full quote)
7643 Beware of all entrprises that require new clothes (full quote)
7643 A true friend stabs you in the front. (full quote)
7643 A:But William, you could get drunk! B: You could get addicted (full quote)
7643 I am a sex machine (full quote)
7643 would you like to touch my penis? (full quote)
8916 1: Who's gonna want you now? 2: Somebody 1: Somebody?! more like nobody. 2: more like..NOBODY! 1: Wow, Mike, you really got me there. (full quote)
11769 1)Hey, you think he gonna hizzit the skizzaz? 2) Awwwww, that boy ain't got No skills, man (full quote)
12153 Look, all I'm saying is, Amanda and I are connected. We have been ever sense the first day she came to school. It was October, freshman year. First day in history I had ever missed the bus. If I had arrived on time, I never would of seen her. But as it was, I was the first person at Hills High to set eyes on Amanda Beckett. It was her first day at school. Then, I'm sitting in class enjoying a late breakfast, when suddenly, out of all the class rooms in the entire school ... she comes into mine. And where does the teacher sit her ... right next to me. Now, up until now, we can write this off to a coincidence. But then, she reaches into her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart. The very same breakfast pastry that I was consuming at that very moment. (full quote)
12153 This is so perfect. Amanda Beckett is single and on the night of this party. A party I'll be attending a party she'll be attending. It's all falling into place, it's like...it's...fate. (full quote)
12153 Denise: Besides, I heard that song was about his dog. Preston: It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda. Who the hell names their dog Amanda? Denise: My cousin had a dog name Samantha. Preston: Shut up about the dog, OK?! (full quote)
12153 Mike Dexter is an asshole. For the past decade he has made a hobby of my pain. Witness exhibit A: My 8th grade science project. A working rain forest that Mike threw out of a third floor window. It rains here no more. Witness exhibit B: An eyepatch I wore for a month after Mike beamed me with a raisin in home EC. My parents took me to a 3D film festival. I saw no third dimension. And of course, how could I forget the pudding incident? (holds up jeans with a huge brown spot) I know no one else has. Well, gentlemen, tonight Mike Dexter will know humiliation. Tonight, Mike Dexter will know ridicule. Tonight is the night that we fight back. Tonight is our independence night. (full quote)
12153 I know exactly who you are. You're Kenny Fisher...we used to...we used to play Miami Vice in my basement. You used to sleepover my house...you had to leave the hall light on every night. You're Kenny Fisher who used to buy me a card every Valentine's Day and a bag of those little hearts with the words on them. And you're Kenny Fisher who suddenly got too cool to hang out with me when we hit junior high. Cause, I was in all the smart classes, and cause my parent's didn't make a lot of money. And cause you desperately needed to sit at the trendy table in the cafeteria. (full quote)
12153 Amanda! Now that Mike is completely out of the picture, I was thinkin' maybe you'd like to come to my van and turn that frown upside-down. (full quote)
12153 (1)Hey dude, did you hear? I'm naked under my gown! (2)Yeah, I heard that. (1)How 'bout that party? It's gonna be huge! (2)Heard that, too. (1)Oh, then I guess you heard about Mike dumpin' Amanda. (2)Wait, what'd you say? (1)Where have you been, man? Mike Dexter broke up with Amanda Beckett! (full quote)
12153 Thanks man. That's the funniest thing I've seen all night. (full quote)
12153 (1)Hey, isn't this the weekend that you're supposed to meet your girlfriend from the Internet? (2)Yeah, but she has, uh, some photo shoot in Fiji for a catalog or something, I don't know... (1)Oh man, that sucks. (2)Yeah. It's just the price you pay for dating Christy Turlington. (full quote)
12153 Denise: Fate works in really fucked up ways sometimes. Preston: Especially in your case. (full quote)
12153 I downloaded this little baby off the Net. I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe without affecting my judgement or my behavior. (full quote)
12153 Tonight is the night that Kenny Fisher becomes... da man. (full quote)
12153 Wear flip flops in the shower...i have warts all over my feet! (full quote)
12514 She was a hip, hip lady (full quote)
12756 is that poop? (full quote)
12756 hey! Luke doesn't push Vader.. well he should've I mean the guy cut his hand off... (full quote)
12756 Hey did you hear I'm nakes under my robe man... (full quote)
12756 Hey did you hear I'm naked under my robe man... (full quote)
12756 Hey did you hear I'm naked under my robe man.. (full quote)
14062 Why you gotta seal my flava??? DAMN! (full quote)
14289 1)yO wassup Kenny. 2)nuthin..sitting watchin these 2 ho's over there scratchin out to see who gets ta knock tha boots.1) yO i dont see no ho's Kenny. 2) yO you callin me a lair! why ya'll gotta waste muh flava! DAMN! (full quote)
14477 I'm a loser, I broke up with the hottest girl in school, my friends all sold me out. Someone in there called me a, fag! (full quote)
14479 HEY LUKE NEVER PUSHED VADER! WELL HE SHOULD HAVE HE CUT OFF HIS HAND. (full quote)
14847 1) Hi. Weren't you in my language lab? 2) Yeah I was. 10 I told you guys she wnet to our school! Pay up! (full quote)
16400 I do believe in fate, it just works in fucked up ways sometimes (full quote)
17531 There is fate but it only takes you so far, because once you're there it's up to you to make it happen. (full quote)
17864 1:Do you think there will be girls there? 2:Are you kidding me?! People may even be having sex tonight! (full quote)
17864 I hate to interrupt this alternate universe you've wandered into, but I heard this song was about his dog. (full quote)
17864 *cheering* Which team has the winning play? Hunnington, Hunnington, hey hey... *shove*... HEY! (full quote)
17864 There's a mirror right there. Why don't you take a look, okay? YOU'RE WHITE! (full quote)
17864 You know what? My retainer kinda looks like a Klingon Warship! 'Fire photons!' *pfiew! pfiew!* (full quote)
17864 You know what they say about women and trolly cars: there's plenty of them in the sea. (full quote)
17864 Amanda... Hey, I just saw what happened and... uh... oh GOD, you are a HOTTIE! Hey, can I see you naked? (full quote)
17864 There's this chick out there...no, th- uh... there's TWO chicks out there... they're triplets, man.... (full quote)
17864 You were a fashion victim from the womb. (full quote)
19378 Yeah wassup my niggas!! (full quote)
19378 I can't feel my legs...I have no legs! YEAAAAH!!!! (full quote)
19378 I can't feel my legs...I have no legs! YEAAAAH!!!! (full quote)
20182 You know there's probably a later train I could take... (full quote)
20199 why you always look at me like i'm your baby's daddy? (full quote)
Daywalker Fate is fate but it only takes you so far cuz once your there it's up to you to make it happen (full quote)
Daywalker guy: your a stripper. girl: Iam a dancer guy: your an angel stripper (full quote)
20947 Why are we listening to a radio station that plays Barry Manilow? (full quote)
20947 Hey, Amanda, I just saw what happened... God, you're hot! Hey, can I see you naked? (full quote)
22446 1: You see the salt on this pretzel? 2: Yeah. 1: Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions of billions and tonnes of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us. (full quote)
23502 Everyone at school laughed at me. My friends all left me and someone in there called me a fag. (full quote)
24986 SPPPRRRTT!! NO ONE TASTE THE BEER! THE BEER HAS GONE BAD! (full quote)
24986 Well if I would've known you were going to be in here 'PLEASURING' yourself...I definitely would've gone else where! (full quote)
24986 No one is allowed upstairs, okay.....WHO DID THIS?! (full quote)
24986 Oh you remember that? You were eating cheetos, and all that orange stuff got stuck on your braces...awww..and nobody wanted to tell you so you just kept on eating them! (full quote)
24986 You see, Mike Dexter is the same person now as he was then...mooning the guy at the drive-in, giving under classmen wedgies... (full quote)
24986 I mean who does he think he is anyway, Brad Pitt? (full quote)
24986 1) GET OUT! 2) I'm trying! 3) Well let me help you.....now GET OUT! 4) WHAT IS your PROBLEM?! 5) My problem? You wanna know what my problem is? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS....!!!!! (full quote)
24986 load these sickos into the wagon. (full quote)
24986 Oh I'm the weirdo. You're the one calling Barry Manilow from a pay phone at 2 oclock in the morning! (full quote)
24986 (Amanda Beckett) Because I was afraid...to be alone. Mike and I went out for like, four years, that's forever. And if I'm not Mike's girlfriend then who am I? Nobody knows me as anything else. I don't think I know me as anything else.... (full quote)
24986 You're like Gwynneth but with bigger boobs! (full quote)
24986 and then I heard that he slept with some....sophomore! (full quote)
24986 Oh my god!!!! I thought I said no smoking in the house! Is that...poop? Do I smell poop? Does someone have poop on their shoe?! (full quote)
24986 They threw it in the trash...you don't throw away a yearbook! You're supposed to cherish it forever! ...Trisha, sign my yearbook! (full quote)
24986 1) That is not what I was saying and..you're my cousin! 2) Through marriage. 1) whatEVER, you're sick! 2) Wait- Amanda, you're not gonna tell my parents about this, are you!!! (full quote)
25031 I have no legs, I have no legsā€¦ (full quote)
25031 Why are we listening to a radio station that plays Barry Manalow? (full quote)
applechunks I cant feel my legs, I have no legs (full quote)
25984 She was a hip, hip lady (full quote)
25984 These brownies SUCK! (full quote)
25984 I think I saw that foreign exchange student walking around with a black magic marker! (full quote)
25984 Chester Cheetah! (full quote)
25984 Hey yo Carrin baby what's up?? (full quote)
JenniferJayde So you get on that phone and tell Barry Manilow how you feel. (full quote)
ladyrocket19 Oh, I'm the weird one? You're the one calling Barry Manilow from a phone booth at 2 a.m.! (full quote)
jesusroxmysox i can't believe we jumped william...i can't believe we didn't go into the party...it probably sucked anyway...probably...those people are so boring, this town is so lame...nothing exciting ever happens here...*laser beams* (abducted by aliens) ROLL creditS! (full quote)
37718 My retainer looks like a Klingon warship! Fire photons, pew! pew! (full quote)
37718 Up until now one could write this off as coincidence, but just then she reached into her bag and pulled out a strawberry poptart, the very same breakfast pastry that I was consuming at that moment. what was I to do? How was I to proceed? (full quote)
37718 It rains here no more. (full quote)
37718 My parents took me to a 3d film festival, I saw no third dimension. (full quote)
38042 Trip McNeely! (full quote)
41409 Yo I gotta have sex tonight!!! (full quote)
41409 #1:Observe, the love kit. #2: Ah damn man our boys a fag, yo! #3: Yo, who's a fag? #1: Yo bof a ya'll. That is a fragrance of love scented candle bitch. Damn!!#2: So you think you're gonna hit this party packin' a pleasure chest and some girl's just gonna give it up? #1: Watch me G. (full quote)
41409 #1:You're not gonna keep your tassle? You know for $5.00 you could keep your tassle. #2:Yeah then I could press in between my yearbook with my Prom corsage. (full quote)
41409 Did those two girls just go into the makeout room with William Lichter? Yeah. They're so lucky!!! (full quote)
41409 Hey, I know this song. I know this song! The guy I tutored in math used to make me listen to it!! (full quote)
43265 *slurring drunkenly* Hey man, there's this chick outside, no, there's two of 'em...They're triplets man! And they told me that they want you to watch them. To WATCH 'em.. (full quote)
44324 Yo I gots to get me some sex tonight. (full quote)
48456 Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! (full quote)
48458A Kenny: Hey, yo Gina! Wanna Dance? Gina: I'm allergic. Kenny: Allergic? To dancing?! (full quote)
48458A Kenny: Hey, yo Gina! Wanna Dance? Gina: I'm allergic. Kenny: Allergic? To dancing?! (full quote)
48458A Kenny: Hey, yo Gina! Wanna Dance? Gina: I'm allergic. Kenny: Allergic? To dancing?! (full quote)
skutchy someone in there called me a fag (full quote)