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Rounders - 1998 Movie Quotes


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  It's a fucking joke anyways (full quote)
4897 That's right Teddy, the ace didn't help. I flopped the nut straight. (full quote)
4897 That's right Teddy, the ace didn't help. I flopped the nut straight. (full quote)
3310 listen, here's the thing, if you can't spot the sucker in you 1st half-hour of the table, then you are the sucker. (full quote)
3310 listen, here's the thing, if you can't spot the sucker in you 1st half-hour of the table, then you are the sucker. (full quote)
5509 In the poker game of life women are the rake. (full quote)
6204 if you want to see this seventh fucking card stop speaking fucking sputnik, i know your probably talking about snow and progies and shit... (full quote)
6204 ok mister son of bitch let's play some cards (full quote)
6204 1. gramma brought up all my debt. 2. that turn coat motherfucker. (full quote)
6185 alright meester son of beetch, lets play some cards (full quote)
6185 this wasnt even a real game, this was like wiffle ball (full quote)
6185 in the poker game of life, women are the rake, theyre the fucking rake (full quote)
6250 1 - how did you know i was gonna come back? 2 - thats easy, who's your favorite actor? (full quote)
  rolled up aces over kings (full quote)
  1) call me... If you ever need a lawyer. 2) I will... And I will. (full quote)
7389 You know what? Fuck you and your never ending string of boats, okay? (full quote)
  I felt like Buckner walking back into Shea (full quote)
7488 Just like a young man in for a quickie. I feel so unsatisfied. (full quote)
7488 I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea (full quote)
  You can't lose what you don't put in the middle...but you can't win much, either. (full quote)
8009 1)Did you have it? 2)Sorry John, I don't remember (full quote)
8009 Gimme three stacks of high society. (full quote)
8009 I can't believe I caught a hanger! (full quote)
8353 You can sheer a sheep many times, but skin him only once. (full quote)
8857 You, you tricked me... All night, check, check. You beat me... straight up. Now pay that man, pay that man his money. (full quote)
  Worm: Fuck you and your never ending string of boats. (full quote)
  Pay him. Pay that man his money. (full quote)
9316 its like the nature channel,you dont see pirahnas eating each other (full quote)
  whered you get the bank for that? youve been rolling fags in the village again havent you (full quote)
  Hanging arrround, hanging arrround, kids got alligator blood, cant get rrrid of him (full quote)
Northboarder Don't splash the pot... (full quote)
11654 You wanna know what makes me feel better? rolled up aces over kings. (full quote)
11654 I always told her she'd make a good card player, she knew exactly when to through away a shitty hand. (full quote)
11654 you know, if we wanted to take each others money, we could have just stayed at home. (full quote)
12063 Gramma, I need your charity like I need your cock in my ass (full quote)
12573 I am still up 20 grand from this last time i stick it in you! (full quote)
12573 As Canada Bill Jones said, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money. (full quote)
12700 Jacks? Does he look like a man beaten by JACKS? (full quote)
  NO limit TEXAS HOLD 'EM. THE CADILLAC OF POKER. (full quote)
  NO limit TEXAS HOLD 'EM. THE CADILLAC OF POKER. (full quote)
  Da FUCK did you lay that down (full quote)
  In my clubb, i splice the pot when ever da fuck I please (full quote)
  you know what cheers me up when im feeling shitty... rolled up kings over aces.. check raising stupid tourist, stacks and towers of checks i can't even see over, playing all night high limit holdem at the taj where the sand turns to gold, fuck it lets go, dont tease me... fuck it lets play some cards! (full quote)
  Grammo, nobody's saying you're not the man (full quote)
  You sat down with the mad Russian and he emptied your pockets. (full quote)
  1)Give me a call if you ever need a lawyer. 2) I will...and I will. (full quote)
  Well, I have what is known as the wheel... Umm, its got earthy tones, a smooth draw, enough kick to win me the Hi and the Low! (full quote)
  You know Gramma. I need you charity like i need your cock in my ass (full quote)
  You said just jacks! You're a player Maurice you made me for the sevens. FUCK! (full quote)
  Oh I dont doubt your talent. (full quote)
  do you like apples? well i got her number, how do you like them apples? (full quote)
  Gimme 2000. On the Finger? listen Princess, I'm gonna double that in an hour. (full quote)
  Three stacks of high society.. (full quote)
  That's right Teddy. The ace didn't help me. I flopped the nuts straight. (full quote)
  lays down a monster...why da fuckkk did you lay that down? what Teddy? not hungry? (full quote)
  If you had to do it again, would you make the same choice? What choice? (full quote)
  your dreams - are phoouh (full quote)
  Ill be quick you won't feel a thing (full quote)
  Mike: i never told anybody this, but about 8,9 months ago i was at the Taj, it was late and i saw Johnny Chan walk in and he goes and sits 300/600. the whole place stops cause Johnny chan walks in & everybody put an eye on him. after a while there wasnt a craps game goin cause all the high rollers were over there watchin and some of them were sittin down playing but they were giving there money to this guy so they can say they played with a world champion. so what did i do? i sat down. Kinish: Naa, you need 50,60 grand to play right in that game. Mike: well i had six, but i had to know..... (full quote)
  You can't lose what you don't put in the middle ... but you can't win much, either (full quote)
  Mike: how much was the hooker Worm: mike please,relaxation therapist (full quote)
  We can't run from who we are, our destiny chooses who we are (full quote)
  I often time see people with their back to the wall, 1 card left in the deck to save them. (full quote)
  Well, as my uncle used to say, When the money's gone it's time to move on (full quote)
  I could have let KGB chomp on those oreos all night, but I only have until morning..........Y da fuck did jew lay zat down, you should have paid me off on that hand.....Im still up 20 grand from the last time in (cluck cluck cluck) stick it in you......Rounds is the best movie ever (full quote)
  I could have let KGB chomp on those oreos all night, but I only have until morning..........Y da fuck did jew lay zat down, you should have paid me off on zat hand.....Im still up 20 grand from the last time I (cluck cluck) stick it in you......Rounders is the best movie ever (full quote)
  I need $15,000...15?...I need a blowjob from Kirstie Turlington...fuck outa here fifteen thousand dollars (full quote)
  Mike: I'll reraise..Knish: Reraise? (full quote)
  I am making it look like i am pondering a call but all I am really thinking about is Vegas and the fucking Mirage (full quote)
  I am making it look like i am pondering a call, but all I am really thinking about is Vegas and the fucking Mirage (full quote)
  You sat down with the mad Russian and he emptied your pockets (full quote)
  Top two pair on the flop (full quote)
  M: I dont really play cards: GF: Bullshit, Worm tells me that's exactly what you do (full quote)
  You've been rolling fags in the village again havnt you? (full quote)
  You satisfied now Teddy cause I can go on busting you up all night. (full quote)
  Go buy some real jewerly you cheap bastard! *Worm* (full quote)
  Buy some real fuckin jewerly (full quote)
  You were looking for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded it on Fourth Street and you're doing your best to represent that you had it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good here. Judge Kaplan was looking to squeeze out that diamond flush, but he came up short. And Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping tha this queens'll stand up. Like I said, the professor's bet is twenny dollars. (full quote)
  Worm: Can you believe that? She's really got him by the balls. Petra: Is that so bad? Worm: Depends on the grip. (full quote)
  Give me three stacks of high society. (full quote)
  I'm back where I started with three stacks of high society. (full quote)
  you sat down with the mad russian and he emptied your pockets (full quote)
  i am making it look like i am pondering a call but all im realling thinking bout is Vegas and the fucking Mirage (full quote)
  you son of bitch, all day long check check check (full quote)
  Alright, give me 3 stacks of high society (full quote)
  worm:Man what a fucking waste, shes grabbed him by the nutts.....GF:Is that bad?...Worm:It all depends on the grip (full quote)
  (1) Alright, things haven't been so great on the homefront so umm, tone it down a little. (2) Tone down what motherfucker? (1) Great (full quote)
  (1) You know it's just like how the sayings go. In the poker way of life, women are the rake. The are the fuckin rake. (2) What the fuck are you talking about? What saying? (2) I don't know...but there oughta be one (full quote)
  If you're too careful, you're whole life can become a fucking grind (full quote)
  Attendant: Tell me Something. Can Steinbrenner just fucking move the Yankees? Can he do that. Mike: I don't know. how should I know? Attendant: What, you didn't learn that yet? Mike: No, we get to STeinbrenner in the 3rd year of law school. (full quote)
  I'm still up 20 grand from this last time I stick it in you!! (full quote)
  Well, like my uncle Les says, when the moneys gone, its time to move on. (full quote)
  With those fake Versace shirts and shit? Jesus. (full quote)
  I don't remember how I built my bank roll, but I cant stop forgetting how I lost it. (full quote)
  Is that Fat Greggie sitting 20-40? The game's that soft? (full quote)
  worm:was that like your strong finnish or somthing inmate:motha fucka worm: what!? you leave me no choice the way you play...! inmate: thats the fourth time you dun played the bitch of spades on my ass worm: no no no darling over here had it three hands ago, and 2 hands ago i got the black mariah's, so i dont wanna hear your bitchen inmate: yeah~! he shot the moon on that hand didn't he. . .so it helped you (full quote)
  Mr. Son of a Bitch. Let's play some carrrds! (full quote)
14617 thats right just like a young boy coming in for a quickie I feel so unsatesfied!! (full quote)
14617 In my place I'll spelash da pot when ever da fuck I weant (full quote)
16543 We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us. (full quote)
17722 1)How am I s'possed to concentrate with you lookin like that? 2) Oh, not right now, Im gonna be late 1)Oh, come on, we can be quick, and I promise you won't feel a thing (full quote)
19484 It hurts doesn't it? your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you. (full quote)
19484 1) Would you stop fucking around, for five goddamn minutes for once in your fucking life? 2) Whoa, Jesus, what happenend? My old man just walked in. (full quote)
19484 where did you come up with the scratch for that? You've been rolling fags in the Village again, haven't you? (full quote)
20918 You're right. I don't have spades. (full quote)
22804 Hanging around, hanging around. The kids got alligator blood. (full quote)
23099 1. It hurts doesn't it. You can't belieeeeve what fell. All your dreams, this. Hopes down the fucking drain. your fate, is sitting right beside you. That ace could not have helped you. I...bet it...all... 2. You're right Teddy, the ace didn't help me. I flopped the nut straight. (full quote)
24746 Handed down from Knish to rounders who forgot the cardinal fucking rule....always leave yourself outs. (full quote)
24746 You don’t hear much about guys who take their shot and miss, but I’ll tell you what happens to ‘em - they end up humping crappy jobs on graveyard shifts trying to figure out how they came up short. (full quote)
sobeit 1)Yeah, and what did I ever do to that guy? 2)You fucked his mother 3)But you have to admit she was a good looking older woman (full quote)
sobeit 1)It's just like the expression. In the poker game of life women are the rake. 2)What expression? There's no expression. 1)Well there ought to be one. (full quote)
sobeit That's just an old habit with me...like breathing (full quote)
28233 If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour, then you are the sucker! (full quote)
28233 Just like a young man coming in for a quicky, I feel so unsatisified. (full quote)
28233 No limit Texas hold'em is the Cadillac of poker (full quote)
28233 I told Worm you can't lose what you don't put in the middle, but you can't win much either (full quote)
OSUbmoc In the poker game of life, women are the rake......the fucking rake. (full quote)
37887 You can't lose what you don't put in the middle, but you can't win much either. (full quote)
37887 If you're too careful, you're whole life can become a fucking grind. (full quote)
38869 Few players recall big pots they have won -- strange as it seems -- but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career. (full quote)
  (Mike)I'm gonna call you or else I won't respect myself tomorrow morning. (KGB) Respect is all you have left in the morning. (full quote)
  I’ve often seen these people, these squares at the table, short stacked and long odds against them, all their outs gone, one last card in the deck that can help them. I used to wonder how they could let themselves get into such bad shape and how the hell they thought they could turn it around. (full quote)
  Listen. Here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table.... then you are the sucker. (full quote)
  So like I said, the Deans bet is twenty dollars. (full quote)
  Always leave yourself outs. (full quote)
  You know what always cheers me up? Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, where the sand turns to gold. Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over. (full quote)
  Summer clerkship in your office says I know what you're holding. I dont bet with jobs like that. If your right lets just say I'll put you at the top of the list. Alright, you were looking for that third three but you forgot that professor green folded it on fourth street, now youre doing your best to represent that you have it. The DA made his two pair but he knows they're no good, Judge Kaplan was hoping to squeeze out a diamond flush and Mr. Eisen is futily hoping his queens are gonna stand up. So like I said, the dean's bet is twenty dollars. (full quote)
  Ya shoulda played those kings Mike! (full quote)
  ...Like they teach you in One-L, Caveat Emptor pal. (full quote)
  1. You know what makes me feel better when im down, rolled up aces over kings. 2. Yea. 1. Yea, check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off them. 2. Yea. 3. Playin all night high-limit hold-em at the taj. Stacks and towers of checks I cant even see over. 2. Fuck it lets go. 1. Dont tease me. 2. Lets play some fucking cards. (full quote)
  i make the lay downs that no one else can make (full quote)
  you tricked me. (full quote)
  I F**K you like Donkeee (full quote)
10929 I'm going all in because I don't think you have all the spades. (full quote)
10929 I lost everything. (full quote)
10929 I was networking. (full quote)
41655 In my club, I'll splash ze pot venever ze fuck I pleez! (full quote)
41655 As Canada Bill Jones says, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money. (full quote)
43110 Lot of action, a lot of Action (full quote)
43297 Wow, all of the sudden my father just walked into the room. Yeah i should beat the shit out of you like he used to. (full quote)
44056 I flopped a nut straight (full quote)
45511 You can't lose what you don't throw in the middle. Course, you won't win much either. (full quote)
mmdmaznn Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down? (full quote)
mmdmaznn You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20. (full quote)
47364 1)Its just like the saying says, you know. In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They're the fucking rake. 2) What the fuck are you talking about? What saying? 1) I don't know. But there ought to be one. (full quote)