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Rushmore - 1998 Movie Quotes


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  max: so what's with the nurse's uniform? owen wilson: these are O.R. scrubs. max: OH ARE they? (full quote)
5160 I like your nurse's uniform guy.....these are O.R. scrubs......Oh, are they? (full quote)
5160 Many of you may think that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but I'm no elitist. I think you've got some really great facilities here. (full quote)
5160 Sharp little guy.....he's one of the worst students we've got. (full quote)
5160 What do you call getting a hand job in the back of a Jaguar? A fucking lie? (full quote)
5167 Take deam aim on the rich kids. Get them in your crosshairs and take them down. (full quote)
5167 What'd you think of the play Mr. Little Jeans? best play ever, man. (full quote)
5160 I should probably be trying harder to score with chicks....that's the only thing anybody really cares about. (full quote)
5160 You think I got kicked out just for the aquarium? Nah....it was the hand job. And you want to know something else? It was worth it. (full quote)
5160 What do you really think is going to happen between us? Do you think we're going to have sex? That's kind of a cheap way to put it. Not if you've ever fucked before it isn't. (full quote)
5160 I understand you're a neurosurgeon. No, I a barber....but alot of people make that mistake. (full quote)
5160 Who told you that God-damn lie? Never mind, I know who said it. And I'm going to stick a knife in his heart and send him back to Ireland in a body bag. He's from Scotland. Well then, tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today. (full quote)
7552 I saved Latin. what did you ever do? (full quote)
7937 Max Fischer: So you were in Vietnam? Herman Blume: Yeah. Max Fischer: Were you in the shit? Herman Blume: Yeah, I was in the shit. (full quote)
8330 1) their O.R. scrubs. 2) Oh, are they? (full quote)
5110 1: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me? 2: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah. (full quote)
5110 I've applied for early admission to Oxford and the Sorbonne. Harvard is my safety. (full quote)
5110 1: What's the secret? 2: The secret? 1: Yeah, you seem to have it pretty figured out. 2: The secret, I don't know... I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. (full quote)
5110 With friends like you, who needs friends? (full quote)
5110 I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin' plays. (full quote)
5110 Got any good handjobs lately? (full quote)
8422 Was that Latin?? (full quote)
  I know about you and the teacher. (full quote)
4717 The paths of glory lead but to the grave. (full quote)
4717 1) She's my Rushmore, Max. 2) Yeah, I know. She was mine, too. (full quote)
4717 When one man, for whatever reason, has the opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself. Jacques-Yves Cousteau (full quote)
4717 When one man, for whatever reason, has the opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself. (Jacques-Yves Cousteau) (full quote)
9657 Herman: Did you invite Max to your party? Son: Dad, there are gonna be girls there! Son 2: Yeah Dad, pull your head out. (full quote)
9657 Herman: I didn't know you wrestled. Max: shrugs Yeah, I'm an alternate. Referee: Gentlemen, shake hands! (full quote)
10460 Sic Transit Gloria, Glory Fades. Maybe we'll meet again, when the fighting stops. (full quote)
  It's getting to loco homes. No more gats. (full quote)
11430 I only meant friends...do ya want me to grab a dictionary? (full quote)
  we have something in common, we both have dead people in our families. (full quote)
11933 This is where we're putting in the new aquarium, I'm in charge of the commitee if you could believe it. (full quote)
11933 Oh, Central America and whatnot. Well, moving on, did you hear that they are going to cancel Latin? (full quote)
11933 Would you like me to grab a dictionary? (full quote)
11933 I saved Latin. what did you ever do? (full quote)
11933 Can I see some documentation on that? (full quote)
11933 Couldn't we just let me slip by, for old times sake? (full quote)
11933 These are glorious/ Hey oldtimer (full quote)
  1: What's your Dad's job Max. 2: He's a neurosurgeon. I could never see myself cutting open someone's brain but he seems to enjoy it. (full quote)
  'what are you, a lawyer or something?' (full quote)
  Havin a snak?....Havin some carrotts? (full quote)
  Herman Blume: She's my Rushmore. Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too. (full quote)
  I should probably be trying harder to score with ckicks. That's the only thing anybody really cares about. It's not my forte unfortunately. (full quote)
  i wrote and directed a hit play, so i'm not sweatin it either (full quote)
  want me to pass the creamer, dog? (full quote)
  it's uhhhh....a jellyfish (the little boy in miss cross's class says it to mr. blume when they're outside painting) (full quote)
  i wrote and directed a hit play, so i'm not sweating it either. (full quote)
  You were in Vietnam, if I'm not mistaken. I was in Vietnam. Were you in the shit? Yeah, I was in the shit. (full quote)
  I miss Rushmore. I miss the seasons. (full quote)
  Is that fake blood? (full quote)
  1) How did you and Ms. cross meet? 2) We went to Harvard together. 3) Oh, really? I wrote a hit play, but I'm not sweating it either. (full quote)
  Miss Cross: Max, what happened to your nose? Max: I got punched in the face. (to Peter) What's your excuse? (full quote)
  take dictation please (full quote)
  What happened to your nose?---I got punched in the face, what's your excuse? (full quote)
  Dad: It's like one of those clipper ship captains, your married to the sea Max: Yes that's true dad, but I've been out to sea for a long time now. (full quote)
  Dad: You're like one of those clipper ship captains, you're married to the sea. Max: Yes, it is true, but I have not been out to sea in a long time. (full quote)
  Dad-It's like one of those clipper ship captains Max, your married to the sea. Max- Yes that's true dad but I've been out to sea a long time now. (full quote)
  1. May I cut in? I haven't had a chance to cut a rug with your new girlfriend yet. 2. Aww, girlfriend... 3. Yes I am. And find your own dance partner, Mr. Bloom, I'm spoken for. 2. No, it's ok. He's my friend. (full quote)
  she's a sweet girl, but she's fucked up. (full quote)
  Max, care to try it? (full quote)
  I'm sorry... did somebody say my name? (full quote)
  'It's a dead language,' I'd always say (full quote)
  Ni hilo sanctum estne...is nothing sacred? sic transit gloria...the glory fades, hi I'm Max Fischer (full quote)
  weiner (full quote)
  So tell me Curly, how do you know Ms. cross? (full quote)
  Herman: Did you invite Max to your party? Son: Dad, there are gonna be girls there! Son 2: Yeah Dad, pull your head outta yer ass. (full quote)
  Baseball coach: What did you think Mr. Littlejeans? Mr. Littlejeans: best play ever man! (full quote)
  Frank, you enter stage right with the bag of cocaine. (full quote)
  Rosemary: Is that fake blood? Max: Yes it is. (full quote)
6457 In the next scene you enter from stage right with the cocaine. (full quote)
10199 I was trying to have that tree over there fall on you. (full quote)
10929 I didn't have a major, but my thesis was on Latin American economic policy. (full quote)
11933 You're supposed to say, 'Forget about it Sanchez, the old man likes his cannolis' (full quote)
12169 #1: These are O.R. scrubs. #2: Oh, R they? (full quote)
12546 Unlock it (full quote)
12637 -what did you think of the play mr. low jeans? -best play ever man (full quote)
14455 I saved Latin. . .what did you ever do? (full quote)
14455 1)I'm putting you on sudden-death academic probation. 2)Can I see some documentation on that? (full quote)
14455 1)Do you remember how I got into this school? 2)You wrote a play 1)That's right, a little one-act about Watergate (full quote)
14455 Pipe dreams dad, I'm a barber's son (full quote)
14455 1)Were you in the shit? 2)Yeah I was in the shit. (full quote)
15460 what are you, a lawyer? (full quote)
16558 I wrote a hit play and directed it. So I'm not sweating it, either. (full quote)
25284 Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you. (full quote)
26750 i never asked anybody to build me an aquarium (full quote)
27312 [1] were you in Vietnam? {2} yes. [1] were you in the shit? {2} yes, I was in the shit. (full quote)
27504 Well you tell that Mick he just made my list of things to do today. (full quote)
28233 1-These are O. R. scrubbs. 2-Oh Are they? (full quote)
danwho i saved latin. what did you ever do. (full quote)
34988 The killing's gotta stop, esse. It's getting too loco. (full quote)
34988 I think I'm gonna stick a knife in his heart, Then I'm gonna send him back to ireland in a body bag. He's from scotland. Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today. (full quote)
34988 Dear Max, I'm sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching at the museum, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other hand jobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch. Why am I telling you this now? Because you're such a good friend. Take care, pal. Fondly, Dirk Calloway (full quote)
34988 Sic transit gloria, Mr. Blume. Sic transit gloria. (full quote)
34988 Stop. If you don't stop with that ping-pong talk, I'm going to lose it. Do you understand me? (full quote)
36356 Kiss me Little Juan (full quote)
36980 I saved Latin. what did you ever do? (full quote)