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max: so what's with the nurse's uniform?
owen wilson: these are O.R. scrubs.
max: OH ARE they?
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| 5160 |
I like your nurse's uniform guy.....these are O.R. scrubs......Oh, are they?
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| 5160 |
Many of you may think that I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but I'm no elitist. I think you've got some really great facilities here.
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| 5160 |
Sharp little guy.....he's one of the worst students we've got.
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| 5160 |
What do you call getting a hand job in the back of a Jaguar? A fucking lie?
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| 5167 |
Take deam aim on the rich kids. Get them in your crosshairs and take them down.
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| 5167 |
What'd you think of the play Mr. Little Jeans? best play ever, man.
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| 5160 |
I should probably be trying harder to score with chicks....that's the only thing anybody really cares about.
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| 5160 |
You think I got kicked out just for the aquarium? Nah....it was the hand job. And you want to know something else? It was worth it.
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| 5160 |
What do you really think is going to happen between us? Do you think we're going to have sex?
That's kind of a cheap way to put it.
Not if you've ever fucked before it isn't.
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| 5160 |
I understand you're a neurosurgeon.
No, I a barber....but alot of people make that mistake.
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| 5160 |
Who told you that God-damn lie? Never mind, I know who said it. And I'm going to stick a knife in his heart and send him back to Ireland in a body bag.
He's from Scotland.
Well then, tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
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| 7552 |
I saved Latin. what did you ever do?
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| 7937 |
Max Fischer: So you were in Vietnam?
Herman Blume: Yeah.
Max Fischer: Were you in the shit?
Herman Blume: Yeah, I was in the shit.
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| 8330 |
1) their O.R. scrubs. 2) Oh, are they?
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| 5110 |
1: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
2: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
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| 5110 |
I've applied for early admission to Oxford and the Sorbonne. Harvard is my safety.
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| 5110 |
1: What's the secret?
2: The secret?
1: Yeah, you seem to have it pretty figured out.
2: The secret, I don't know... I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life.
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| 5110 |
With friends like you, who needs friends?
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| 5110 |
I always wanted to be in one of your fuckin' plays.
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| 5110 |
Got any good handjobs lately?
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| 8422 |
Was that Latin??
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I know about you and the teacher.
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| 4717 |
The paths of glory lead but to the grave.
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| 4717 |
1) She's my Rushmore, Max. 2) Yeah, I know. She was mine, too.
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| 4717 |
When one man, for whatever reason, has the opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself.
Jacques-Yves Cousteau
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| 4717 |
When one man, for whatever reason, has the opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself.
(Jacques-Yves Cousteau)
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| 9657 |
Herman: Did you invite Max to your party? Son: Dad, there are gonna be girls there! Son 2: Yeah Dad, pull your head out.
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| 9657 |
Herman: I didn't know you wrestled. Max: shrugs Yeah, I'm an alternate. Referee: Gentlemen, shake hands!
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| 10460 |
Sic Transit Gloria, Glory Fades. Maybe we'll meet again, when the fighting stops.
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It's getting to loco homes. No more gats.
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| 11430 |
I only meant friends...do ya want me to grab a dictionary?
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we have something in common, we both have dead people in our families.
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| 11933 |
This is where we're putting in the new aquarium, I'm in charge of the commitee if you could believe it.
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| 11933 |
Oh, Central America and whatnot. Well, moving on, did you hear that they are going to cancel Latin?
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| 11933 |
Would you like me to grab a dictionary?
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| 11933 |
I saved Latin. what did you ever do?
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| 11933 |
Can I see some documentation on that?
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| 11933 |
Couldn't we just let me slip by, for old times sake?
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| 11933 |
These are glorious/ Hey oldtimer
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| 11933 |
You're supposed to say, 'Forget about it Sanchez, the old man likes his cannolis'
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| 12169 |
#1: These are O.R. scrubs.
#2: Oh, R they?
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| 12546 |
Unlock it
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| 12637 |
-what did you think of the play mr. low jeans?
-best play ever man
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| 6457 |
In the next scene you enter from stage right with the cocaine.
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| 14455 |
I saved Latin. . .what did you ever do?
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| 14455 |
1)I'm putting you on sudden-death academic probation.
2)Can I see some documentation on that?
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| 14455 |
1)Do you remember how I got into this school?
2)You wrote a play
1)That's right, a little one-act about Watergate
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| 14455 |
Pipe dreams dad, I'm a barber's son
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| 14455 |
1)Were you in the shit?
2)Yeah I was in the shit.
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| 10199 |
I was trying to have that tree over there fall on you.
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what are you, a lawyer?
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| 16558 |
I wrote a hit play and directed it. So I'm not sweating it, either.
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1: What's your Dad's job Max. 2: He's a neurosurgeon. I could never see myself cutting open someone's brain but he seems to enjoy it.
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'what are you, a lawyer or something?'
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Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
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Havin a snak?....Havin some carrotts?
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i never asked anybody to build me an aquarium
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Herman Blume: She's my Rushmore.
Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too.
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I should probably be trying harder to score with ckicks. That's the only thing anybody really cares about. It's not my forte unfortunately.
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| 27312 |
[1] were you in Vietnam?
{2} yes.
[1] were you in the shit?
{2} yes, I was in the shit.
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i wrote and directed a hit play, so i'm not sweatin it either
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want me to pass the creamer, dog?
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it's uhhhh....a jellyfish (the little boy in miss cross's class says it to mr. blume when they're outside painting)
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i wrote and directed a hit play, so i'm not sweating it either.
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| 27504 |
Well you tell that Mick he just made my list of things to do today.
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You were in Vietnam, if I'm not mistaken.
I was in Vietnam.
Were you in the shit?
Yeah, I was in the shit.
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I miss Rushmore. I miss the seasons.
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| 28233 |
1-These are O. R. scrubbs. 2-Oh Are they?
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i saved latin. what did you ever do.
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Is that fake blood?
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1) How did you and Ms. cross meet? 2) We went to Harvard together. 3) Oh, really? I wrote a hit play, but I'm not sweating it either.
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Miss Cross: Max, what happened to your nose? Max: I got punched in the face. (to Peter) What's your excuse?
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take dictation please
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What happened to your nose?---I got punched in the face, what's your excuse?
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| 34988 |
The killing's gotta stop, esse. It's getting too loco.
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I think I'm gonna stick a knife in his heart,
Then I'm gonna send him back to ireland in a body bag.
He's from scotland.
Well, tell that stupid mick he just made my list of things to do today.
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Dear Max,
I'm sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr.
Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first
suspicions came when I saw them frenching at the museum, and
then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr.
Blume's swimming pool, giving each other hand jobs while you
were taking a nap on the front porch. Why am I telling you
this now? Because you're such a good friend. Take care, pal.
Fondly,
Dirk Calloway
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| 34988 |
Sic transit gloria, Mr. Blume.
Sic transit gloria.
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| 34988 |
Stop. If you don't stop with that ping-pong talk, I'm going
to lose it. Do you understand me?
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Frank, you enter stage right with the bag of cocaine.
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Rosemary: Is that fake blood?
Max: Yes it is.
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Kiss me Little Juan
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I saved Latin. what did you ever do?
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Dad: It's like one of those clipper ship captains, your married to the sea
Max: Yes that's true dad, but I've been out to sea for a long time now.
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Dad: You're like one of those clipper ship captains, you're married to the sea. Max: Yes, it is true, but I have not been out to sea in a long time.
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Dad-It's like one of those clipper ship captains Max, your married to the sea.
Max- Yes that's true dad but I've been out to sea a long time now.
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1. May I cut in? I haven't had a chance to cut a rug with your new girlfriend yet. 2. Aww, girlfriend... 3. Yes I am. And find your own dance partner, Mr. Bloom, I'm spoken for. 2. No, it's ok. He's my friend.
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she's a sweet girl, but she's fucked up.
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Max, care to try it?
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I'm sorry... did somebody say my name?
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'It's a dead language,' I'd always say
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Ni hilo sanctum estne...is nothing sacred?
sic transit gloria...the glory fades, hi I'm Max Fischer
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weiner
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So tell me Curly, how do you know Ms. cross?
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Herman: Did you invite Max to your party? Son: Dad, there are gonna be girls there! Son 2: Yeah Dad, pull your head outta yer ass.
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Baseball coach: What did you think Mr. Littlejeans?
Mr. Littlejeans: best play ever man!
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I didn't have a major, but my thesis was on Latin American economic policy.
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