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You've Got Mail - 1998 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
4066 If I ever get out of here, I'm getting my eyes lasered. Where are my tic-tacs?! (full quote)
4396 Big bad fox can just go to.. hell (full quote)
4396 what is it with men and the godfather? (full quote)
3225 what are you doing?! That caviar is a garnish (full quote)
3225 I wanted it to be you (full quote)
4531 1)F-O-X 2) Wow can you spell cat? 1) F-O-X (full quote)
  Joe-How can you forgive this guy for standing you up but you can't forgive me for this little thing well putting you out of business. Oh how I wish you would. (full quote)
  F:So, do you have anyone else? K:No...No, but I have the dream of someone. (full quote)
4958 A hot dog is singing. You need quiet while a hot dog is singing?!? (full quote)
5560 1) what about you? Is there someone else? 2) No... not someone else... a dream of someone else (full quote)
5669 F-O-X (full quote)
FletchFFletch So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around? (full quote)
FletchFFletch The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall! Decaf! Cappuccino! (full quote)
5854 I KNEW SHE WOULD BE!!!!!!! (full quote)
4066 1.You're crazy about him-- 2.Yes. I am. 1.Then why don't you run off with him? What are you waiting for? 2.I don't actually know him. 1.Really? 2. We only know each other--oh, God, you're not going to believe this-- 1.Let me guess. From the Internet. 2.Yes. 1.You have mail. 2.Yes. 1.Very powerful words. 2.Yes. (full quote)
6563 Do you ever feel like you've become the worst version of yourself? (full quote)
1980 A handkerchief is a tissue you don't throw away (full quote)
1980 1. it was my own fault! never marry a man who lies! 2. that is so wise! (full quote)
  Go to the mattresses! (full quote)
6408 I wanted it to be you all along! (full quote)
  Dont you think daisys are the friendliest flowers? (full quote)
  What is it with men and THE GODFATHER? Hello? Joe: Uh, hello?? The Godfather is the I Ching. The Godfather is the sum of all wisdom. The Godfather is the answer to any question. What should I take on my vacation? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. What day is it? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday. The answer to your problem is Go to the mattresses... (full quote)
  What is it with men and the Godfather? Hello? Joe: Hello? The Godfater is the I Ching. The Godfather is the sum of all wisdom. The Godfather is the answer to any question! What should I take on my vacation? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. What day is it? Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday. The answer to yourquestion is Go to the mattresses... (full quote)
  F-O-X (full quote)
  Do'nt cry shopgirl (full quote)
9397 If you don't like Kathleen Kelly, I can tell you right now. You're not going to like this girl. Joe: Why not? Because it is Kathleen Kelly. (full quote)
  Well, as far as I'm concerned the internet is just another way of being rejected by a woman. (full quote)
  Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway and today - I saw one! It got on at 42nd and off at 59th, where, I assume, it was going to Bloomingdale's to buy a hat that will turn out to be a mistake - as almost all hats are. (full quote)
  Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life - well, valuable but small. And sometimes I wonder, do I do it because I like it, or because I haven't been brave? (full quote)
9841 1-In the last mayoral election, when Ruth Messenger ran against Rudy Guiliani, I went and got a manicure, and forgot to vote. 2-Since when do you get manicures? 1-Oh, I suppose you could never be with a woman who got manicures?! (full quote)
9841 We should just put up a sign, Fox books coming soon, the end of civilization as you know it. (full quote)
  152 insights into my soul! (full quote)
9841 1-You've got mail 2-Yes! 1-Those are very powerul words. 2-Yes (full quote)
11247 You are nothing more than a suit. (full quote)
Star K: 152 people who thinks he looks like Clark Gable. J: 152 people who thinks he looks like a CLARK BAR! (full quote)
Star Confession, I have read Pride and Prejudice two hundred times. I get lost in the language, words like 'Thither. Mischance. Felicity.' I'm always in agony over wether Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy are really going to get together. Ah! Read it. I know you'll love it! (full quote)
Star Christine: Quel Nightmare! (full quote)
Star You know what always amazes me about Julis and Ethel Rosenberg? Was how old they looked. When they were really, our age! (full quote)
Star 1) He ran Spain. 2) Excuse me? 1) The country, he ran it! And then he died poor man. Just as well. Tea? (full quote)
Star 1) Happy Thanksgiving. It's your turn to say 'Happy Thanksgiving' back. 2) Happy Thanksgiving back. 1) Knock-knock 2) Who's there? 1) Orange 2) Organge who? 1) Orange you going to give us a break by zipping this credit card through the credit card machine? Come on now, zip zip. (full quote)
Star Rose? That is a great name, Rose. (full quote)
Star 1) We are fine! 2) You're more than fine you're absolutley fine! 1) We are fine! 3) How are you? 1&2) Fine! (full quote)
peridot73 THAT...is a garnish!! (full quote)
Star Annabelle is my grandfather's daughter. Matt is my father's son. We we are....an American family! (full quote)
Star 1) And that's why it costs so much? 2) No. That's why it's WORTH so much. (full quote)
Star We'll take that pop-up book as well. (full quote)
Star My mother and I used to twirl! (full quote)
Star Don't you think daisies are the friendlist flower? (full quote)
Star Hey listen to this! The entire work force of the state of Virgina had to have Solitaire removed from their computers because they hadn't done any work in six weeks. (full quote)
Star 1) Name one thing, ONE, that we've gained from technology! 2) Electricity! 1) That's one. (full quote)
Star I am a lone reed. (full quote)
Star 1) We could get the Times to write something! Or that Nut from the Observer! 2) What Nut from the Observer? 1) Frank something-er-other! This is JUST the sort of thing that would outrage him! (full quote)
Star I have a very thirsty date, she's part camel. (full quote)
Star (trapped in an elevator) 1) I hope this thing doesn't plummet to the basement. 2) Can it do that? 3) No, it will not plummet to the basement. (full quote)
Star People are always telling you that change is a good thing. But all they're really saying is that something you didn't want to happen at all, has happened. (full quote)
Star Kevin, this girl is the most adorable creature I've ever been in contact with. And if she turns out to be as good looking as a mailbox, I would be foolish not to turn my life upside down and MARRY her. (full quote)
Star Remember when you thought Frank might be the unabomber? (full quote)
Star Everyone is breaking up! Me, you, this other person I know broke up with someone in an elevator, or just before it, or after it... (full quote)
Star 1) But you'll never forgive me. Just like Elizabeth. 2) Who? 1)Elizabeth Bennet from Pride and Prejudice. She was too proud! Or was Elizabeth prejudice and Mr. Darcy was too proud? Oh I can't remember. 2) I thought you hated Pride and Prejudice! (full quote)
  instead of a brain a cash register, instead of a heart a bottom line. (full quote)
Star Kathleen: I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly! (full quote)
Star Dear Friend, I like to start my notes to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation. (full quote)
1454 152 people who think he looks like Clark Gable! (full quote)
12153 Books. Music. How much we both love New york. Harmless. Harmless. Meaningless. (starts smiling) Bouquets of sharpened pencils. (full quote)
12153 I don't really want an answer. I just want to send this cosmic question out into the void. So goodnight, dear void. (full quote)
12153 what is it with men and The Godfather? (full quote)
12153 Kevin, this woman is the most adorable creature I have ever come in contact with. If she turns out to be even as good-looking as a mailbox, I will be crazy not to turn my life upside down and marry her. (full quote)
12153 She could be a real dog. (full quote)
12153 If I really knew you, I know what I would find -- instead of a brain, a cash register, instead of a heart, a bottom line. (full quote)
12153 Oh, you poor sad multimillionaire. I feel so sorry for you. (full quote)
12153 Don't you think they are the friendliest flower? (full quote)
12153 JOE : Don't cry, Shopgirl, don't cry. KATHLEEN : I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly. (full quote)
12153 How come you'll forgive him for standing you up and you won't forgive me for a little tiny thing like putting you out of business? (full quote)
12564 I like to start my letters off to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation. I pretend that we are the oldest and dearest of friends as oppose to which we actually are, people who don't know eachothers names and met in a chatroom which we both claimed we'd never been to before. What will NY152 say today I wonder. I turn on my computer, I sign on, I wait impatiently as it connects and my chest catches my breath as I hear three little words. 'You've Got Mail' I hear nothing, not a sound on the city streets just the beat of my own heart. I have mail-- from you. (full quote)
13713 I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils, if I knew your name and address. (full quote)
13713 This place is a tomb...I'm going to the nut shop where it's fun. (full quote)
13713 I'm going to buy a eucalyptus candle to make my apartment smell maussy. (full quote)
13713 1)Have you had sex? 2)No, of course not I dont even know him. 1) No I mean cybersex. 2)No. 1)Well you know, dont do it, because the minute you do they lose all respect for you. (full quote)
13809 I tried having cyber sex once, but I kept getting a busy signal. (full quote)
14999 people do really stupid things in foreign countries. Absolutely, they by leather jackets for much more then there worth. THEY DO NO FALL IN LOVE WIHT FASCIST DICTATORS!! (full quote)
  Thank your, ladies and gentlemen. Thank your. (full quote)
  (1)Hey...do you remember me? (2)Yes I remember you...(1)from the bookstore. (2)Yes, I do. (1)You're Joe...(2) and you're Kathleen. (1)Kathleen Kelly. (full quote)
  No, I can handle the kids. I'm sure you've got something better to do. Yes, I do....I'm having my eggs harvested. (full quote)
  I sell cheap books, I do, so sue me (full quote)
  Now HERE is a good looking guy. I sell cheep books. I do. So sue me. (full quote)
  Rose? thats a graet name! (full quote)
19494 He couldn't possibly be the rooftop Killer! (full quote)
  You are a lone reed. Standing tall, waving boldly, in the corrupt sands of commerce. (full quote)
  I'm going to go buy some eucalyptus candles because they make my apartment smell MOSSY! (full quote)
  Fight like a butterfly, sting like a bee. (full quote)
22717 The horn... (singing offkey) the horn... it sounds so forlorn... (full quote)
  I'm going to the nut shop where it's fun (full quote)
  I'm going to the nut shop where it's fun (full quote)
  Do you have a vase, a vaaase?? (full quote)
  it's always business, never personal (full quote)
  I would have asked for your number. And I wouldn't have been able to wait 24 hours before calling you up, and saying hey, wanna go out for coffee...or drinks...or dinner, or a movie...for as long as we both shall live. (full quote)
24986 I like Patricia. I *love* Patricia. Patricia makes COFFEE nervous. (full quote)
24986 (Shuyler Fox) your father is getting married. (Joe Fox) Really? (Nelson Fox) Yes. (Joe Fox) Congratulations. (Nelson Fox) Thank you. (Joe Fox) Why? (Nelson Fox) Who knows? (Joe Fox) Love? (Nelson Fox) Possible. (full quote)
24986 Don't you just love New york in the fall? (full quote)
24986 (FRANK NAVASKY) The inventor of the superstore, of course. The enemy of the mid-list novel, the destroyer of 'City Books'. Tell me, how do you sleep at night? (full quote)
24986 I sell cheap books, I do, so sue me! (full quote)
24986 My father is getting married again. For 5 years, he's been living with a woman named Gillian who studied decorating in Caesor's Palace. (full quote)
24986 Listen, their store is new. It's a novelty. It will shake out; meanwhile, I'm putting on more twinkle lights. (full quote)
24986 (CHRISTINA) Well, what if we have to fold? And I'm never gonna find another part-time job, and then I'm not gonna be able to pay my rent, and I'm gonna have to move... to *Brooklyn*. (full quote)
24986 You were spying on me, weren't you? Hmm? You probably rented those children. (full quote)
24986 'Save The Shop Around the Corner, and you will save your soul' (full quote)
24986 1, 2, 3, 4, we don't want your superstore. 5, 6, 7, 8, go away and close the gate. 1, 2 , 3, 4... (full quote)
24986 (JOE) Yeah, boy.. She's a pill. (KEVIN) She probably ain't as fine as she looks on TV, either. (JOE) Oh, no, no. She's beautiful, but... She's a pill. (KEVIN) You don't feel bad? About basically sending her ass back to the projects with food stamps... Broke, single, white lady? (full quote)
24986 (FRANK) No-- No, thank you're. Thank-- Thank you're. Ha ha. Sorry. (full quote)
24986 (KATHLEEN) 'Joe. Just call me Joe'? (JOE) Sure. (KATHLEEN) As if you were one of those stupid 22 year-old girls with no last names. 'Hi, I'm Kimberly.' 'Hi, I'm Janice.' Don't they know you're supposed to have a last name? It's like they're an entire generation of cocktail waitresses. (JOE) Look... I am *not* a 22 year-old cocktail waitress. (full quote)
24986 (PATRICIA) Y'know, I love how you've totally forgotten you had any role in her current situation. It's so obtuse. It's so insensitive. Reminds me of someone. Who? Who does it remind me of? Me! Ha-ha-ha! (full quote)
24986 (KATHLEEN) How is George? (JOE) Great. He's really great. He's revolutionizing the place. You can't work in his department unless you have a Ph.D. in Children's Literature. (full quote)
  Go to the mattresses (full quote)
24986 (1) You're father's getting married again. (2) Really? (3) Yep. Congratulations. (4) Thank you. (5) Why? (6) Who knows? (7) Love? (8) Possible. (full quote)
24986 (1) Don't I get a hello? (2) Hello, Gillian. (3) Kiss me, I'm going to be your wicked stepmother. (full quote)
24986 It's not personal, it's business. Just fight! Fight, fight, fight! (full quote)
24986 Do you have the shoe books? (full quote)
24986 (1) Everyone should jump in the air. (2) What? (3) We jump, and the elevator thinks there's no one here, and it opens. (4) 1... 2... 3... Jump! (full quote)
24986 (1) You know... I stayed on this boat after... Let's see... your mother... Laurette, the ballet dancer... (2) My nanny. (3) She was the nanny?! (full quote)
Meggiegirl So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around? (full quote)
  Joe, just call me Joe. As if you were one of those 22 year old girls with no last name, hi I'm Kimberly, hi I'm Janis. Don't they know you're supposed to have a last name. It's like they're an entire generation of cocktail waitresses. (full quote)
  Joe, just call me Joe. As if you were one of those 22 year old girls with no last name, hi I'm Kimberly, hi I'm Janis. Don't they know you're supposed to have a last name. It's like they're an entire generation of cocktail waitresses. (full quote)
  Don't cry, shop girl. (full quote)
  good thing it wasn't the fish! (full quote)
  You've got mail! (full quote)
  (1.) how much, how much are you paying for it, son?(2)whatever it costs, it wont be nearly as much as this MO-HAIR EPISODE WE HAVE GOING ON HERE! (full quote)
  Do you feel you've become the worst version of yourself that a pandora's box.. (full quote)
  (JOE) I am NOT a twenty-two year old coctail waitress... (full quote)
  (JOE) I am in... Van Couver.... The electricity went out and we were trpped.. on the 31st floor and the phone system blew too... Dear Friend I cannot tell you why I wasn't there tonight but a beg you from the bottom of my heart to... for what happened. I am sorry that you found yourself in a situation that caused you additional pain. You were expecting to see someone you trusted and met the enemy instead. Somehow I believe everything you said had to have been provoked or even deserved... (full quote)
  I just wanted to let you know that all of these nothings have meant more to me than so many somethings. (full quote)
  If only... (full quote)
  I think I'm gonna be sick (full quote)
droshky 1) Happy Thanksgiving. It's your turn to say 'Happy Thanksgiving' back. 2) Happy Thanksgiving back. 1) Knock-knock 2) Who's there? 1) Orange 2) Orange who? 1) Orange who's going to give us a break by zipping this credit card through the credit card machine... Come on. You can do it. Zip zip. (full quote)
  goodnight dear void. (full quote)
36199 closing the store is the brave thing to do. ...You are daring to imagine that you could have a different life. Oh, I know it doesn't feel like that. You feel like a big fat failure. But you're not. You're marching into the unknown, armed with ... nothing. have a sandwich. (full quote)
36199 Meg Ryan: You don't love me. Me either? Greg Kinnear: You don't love me? MR: No! GH: But we're so right for each other! MR: I know! (full quote)
  i love that you get cold when its 71 degrees out. (full quote)
37417 1)[rummaging in purse] When I get out of here I'm having my eyeballs lasered..UGH! Where are my tic-tacs?! 2) [looking at #1] 1) What?! (full quote)
38423 What will NY 152 say today, I wonder? I turn on my computer, I wait impatiently as it connects, I go online, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words, You've Got Mail. I hear nothing, not even the sounds on the streets of New York, just the beats of my own heart, I have mail from you. (full quote)
10929 Splish Splash. (full quote)
10929 Signed, Sealed, Delivered. I'm yours. (full quote)
10929 Both sides now. (full quote)
  (1)The number... the number of people who think he looks like Clark Gable. (2)The number of people who think he looks like a clark bar. (full quote)
  I can't believe you're bringing that up at a time like this. It's like those people who brag because they're tall. (full quote)
41064 Someone provokes you, and instead of just smiling and moving on, you ZING them. (full quote)
41064 When you say the thing you mean to say at the moment you mean to say it, remorse inevitably follows. (full quote)
41064 (1)You have no cash? She has no cash. (2)I know, she has no cash. (3)Oh, get in another line lady! (full quote)
41064 It's coming on Christmas, they're cutting down trees. Do you know that Joni Mitchell song? 'I wish I had a river I could skate away on'? (full quote)
41064 I had a gut feeling you would be online now. (full quote)
41064 (1)I said we were great. I said you could sit and read for hours and no one would bother you. I said we had 150 thousand titles. I showed them the New york City section. I said we were a goddamned piazza. A place in the city where people could mingle and mix and be. (2)Piazza?...piazza. (1)I was eloquent! Shit! (full quote)
41064 (1)I can't decide whether to get sausage for the meat sauce or chopped meat. (2)Spare us. (1)You know what, clam sauce. (full quote)
  I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly... (full quote)
  I knew it SHE HAD TO Be, She had to be. (full quote)
  Kathleen: I love daisies. Joe: You told me. Kathleen: They are so friendly. Don't you think they are the friendliest flower? (full quote)
43600 Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today, I saw one. It got on at 42nd, and off at 59th, where, I assume it was going to Bloomingdales to buy a hat that will turn out to be a mistake - as almost all hats are. (full quote)
43600 I like to start my notes to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation. I pretend that we're the oldest and dearest friends- as opposed to what we actually are- people who don't know each other's names and met in a chat room where we both claimed we'd never been before. What will NY152 say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer, I wait impatiently as it boots up. I go online, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You've got mail. I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beat of my own heart. I have mail. From you. (full quote)
  1)mmmmm...can't beat that 2)Scotch tape!! What's wrong with you?...YOu're in love 1)Love? no.. oh yes i am in love with Frank..i'm practicly living with Frank!! (full quote)
  People may not remember me, either, but plenty of people remember my mother. And they think she was fine, and they think her store was something special. YOU are nothing but a suit. (full quote)
  I was eloquent!...SHIT! (full quote)
  because its Kathleen Kelly (full quote)
peridot73 Hon, have you ever had a caviar garnish? (full quote)
10929 what will NY152 say today? (full quote)
  Confession: I have read Pride and Prejudice about 200 times. I get lost in the language; words like thither... mischance... I'm always in agony over whether Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy are really going to get together. Read it, I know you'll love it! (full quote)
  What will NY152 say today I wonder? I turn on my computer. I wait impatiently as it connects. I go online, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You've got mail. I hear nothing. Not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beating of my own heart. I have mail. From you. (full quote)
  It's always personal to somebody (full quote)
cherop I have a boat, so that clinches it, we'll never be together (full quote)
cherop because we're gonna sell them cheap books and legal addictive stimulants. In the meantime we'll just put up a huge sign "coming soon; A fox books, the end of civilization as you know it. (full quote)
cherop Bummer! (full quote)
krazyj247 The odd thing about this form of communication is that you're more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant so much more to me than so many somethings. (full quote)
jmwheat85 "Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life. Well, valuable, but small. And sometimes I wonder, do I do it because I like it, or because I haven't been brave? So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around…?" (full quote)
jmwheat85 Do you ever feel you become the worst version of yourself? That a Pandora's Box of all the secret hateful parts -- your arrogance, your spite, your condescension -- has sprung open. Someone provokes you, and instead of just smiling and moving on, you zing them. Hello, it's Mr. Nasty. I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about. (full quote)
jmwheat85 “... I've been thinking about this and I think we should meet" (full quote)
cardinalfan68771 you've got a credibility problem (full quote)
weshasawi I tried to have cyber-sex once but i kept getting a busy signal (full quote)
jkkellis If I knew your name and address, I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils (full quote)