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Patch Adams - 1998 Movie Quotes


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  Emerson elementary. I once drew a picture of a rabbit that got me two gold stars. (full quote)
  Donna, party at 50 (full quote)
5352 I thought , that maybe , if I could light my farts , I could fly to the moon . Or a least Uranus . If not , I could always use my penis as a pogo stick . ANd THAT might be a way of getting around . (full quote)
5671 Beany, how much taller is Wilt Chamberlain than you? (full quote)
6653 your only responsibility is to be a dickhead. And how hard can that be? All you have to do is make sure your head is a dick and it's attached to your neck. (full quote)
6754 You create man. Man suffers enormous amounts of pain. Man dies. Maybe you should have had a few more brainstorming sessions prior to creation. You rested on the seventh day, maybe you should have spent that day of compassion. (full quote)
7937 You treat a patient, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you win. (full quote)
5352 1) Can I help you ? 2) Yeah , you know I cold really go for a foot massage (full quote)
  You treat a disease, you win you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you win, no matter what the outcome. (full quote)
  1)I don't want Whitman. 2)He wouldn't want you either. He was a homosexual. (full quote)
  1)Did you get all that? 2)Not verbatim, but the overall insanity is intact. (full quote)
  Mitch:(yelling)I don't like you! Patch:(calmly)Why not? You're a prick and I like you. (full quote)
11289 Gazundheit, hold please, I only have one arm. (full quote)
  Donner party of 5 (full quote)
  Doctor: Does anyone else have a question? Patch: Oh i think pete does.. (full quote)
  Patch: rudy, stop itRudy: I can't, i have to go to the bathroom. Patch: then go! Rudy:i cant Patch: oh is it the squrrils again? Rudy: yeah. Patch: how many of them? Rudy: just one right now. Patch: well its just one squrrial then im sure you can make it. Rudy: no if i get off the bed he'll call his friends. Patch: look squrrils are at the bottom of the food chain their right above baby chicks and slugs. Rudy:dont move! Patch:what? Rudy: thes one on your bed post... (full quote)
  Lets check out the maternity ward, you know those chicks put out (full quote)
5352 1)Aren't you a littl old to be joining medical School ? 2) You know, Babe ruth was 39 when he joined the Yankees 1)No he wasn't. 2) You're right , but i could really use an example like that , and if you ever find one , please let me know . (full quote)
5352 1) Hi , I'm patch. 2)...... 1) You've just experienced a north AMerican greeting , whereby one person offer's their verbal label as an expression of friendship . (full quote)
5352 1) Hi , I'm patch. 2)...... 1) You've just experienced a north AMerican greeting , whereby one person offer's their verbal label as an expression of welcome and friendship . (full quote)
5352 1)You know you can get a copy of Leaves of Grass the the book store , if you have a %20 student ID card. 2)I don't want Walt Whitman 1)He wouldn't want you either , he was a homosexual (full quote)
5352 1)It's so much more convenient thinking of you as an idiot 2) Hey don't count me out yet (full quote)
5352 1) Wait a minute , just now when I said I had a crush on you, you didn't say ' No way loser I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leapor' , that means something to you. 2) Maybe I was just being polite and didn't want to hurt your feelings 1) But you're not polite , you're rude , sometimes yoiu can be downright bitchy (full quote)
5352 1) DEATH, to die, to expire, to pass on, to perish, to peg out, to push up dasies, to push up posies, to become extinct, curtins, desceased, demised, departed and defunct, dead as a doornail, dead as a herring, dead as mutton, dead as nits , the last breath, paying a dept to nature, The Big Sleep, God's way of saying:Slow down.... 2)......to check out 1)To shuffle off this mortal coil 2) To head for the happy hunting ground 1) To blink , for an exceptionally long period of time 2) To find oneself without breath 1) To be The Incredible Decaying Man 2) Worm Buffet 1) Kick the bucket 2) By the farm 1) Take the cab 2) Cash in your chips 1) ANd if we bury you ass-up we'll have a place to park my bike. (full quote)
5352 Hi, I'm John The Baptist , any calls? (full quote)
  I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly without complexities abide. I love you because I know no other way then this. So close that your hand, on my chest, is my hand. So close that when you close your eyes, I fall asleep. (full quote)
16582 Rudy: A Bazooka! (full quote)
15002 (with skeleton) hey, i was trying to loose a bit of weight but do u think this is too thin to u? i got a boner..... i am a boner! (full quote)
Guamchick23 See what others chose not to see. (full quote)
20947 I taught her the medicine that killed her. (full quote)
  When I was a little girl, I used to go to the window and look at the caterpillars. I envied them so much because no matter what they were before, they would eventually turn into these beautiful creatures and fly away, completely untouched... (full quote)
  hey Beany how do u say hello to Hitler?...Hey Beany how does Hitler say hello? (full quote)
  Anything worth doing is difficult (full quote)
20947 Donner, party of 50! (full quote)
13284 Now is the time for cow! (full quote)
  So what now? What do you want from me? (looks over cliff) Yah i could do it. We both know you wouldn't stop me. So answer me please. Tell me what you're doing. Okay lets look at the logic. You create man. Man suffers enormous amounts of pain. Man dies. Maybe you shouldve had just a few more brain storming sessions prior to creation. You rested on the seventh day, maybe you shoud've spent it on compassion. (looks over cliff again) You know what? You're not worth it. (full quote)
zee Patch: Anything worth doing is difficult. (full quote)
  How many fingers do you see? Four No no! Look beyond the fingers! Now tell me how many you see. (full quote)
  You have one job, to be a dickhead. All you have to do is make sure your head is a dick and that it is attached to your neck. (full quote)
  see what no one else sees, see what everyone else chooses not to see...out of fear, conformity or laziness. see the world anew each day! (full quote)
  I LOVE YOU WITHOUT KNOWING HOW, WHEN OR FROM where (full quote)
37965 You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person I'll guarantee you'll win. (full quote)
37965 What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor. Death is not the enemy gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference. (full quote)
37965 Carim : Lesbian, airhead, ballbuster, whichever one of these disgusts you the most, take your pick. Please spread the word: I'm not here to date. I'm not here to flirt. I'm here to study. (full quote)
  Patch: How do you say hello to Hitler? Patient: How does Hitler say hello?! (full quote)
  A pool full of noodles! (full quote)
10929 Laughter is contagious. (full quote)