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There's Something About Mary - 1998 Movie Quotes


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  Which is it? The frank or the beans? Franks and beans! (full quote)
3505 Seven chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lotsa sunflowers on my uncle's ranch--you know that old children's tale from the sea! It's like you're dreamin' about gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly brie time, baby! (full quote)
3505 1)Have you ever been to...Santiago, Chile? 2)Twice last year! Which building's yours? (full quote)
3505 Hey idiot, be careful with that thing, will ya? You already put a fuckin' dent in my piano! (full quote)
3505 1)I thought you said she was a real 'spark plug?' 2)Hmm? No, I said 'butt plug.' She's hainous. (full quote)
  you said you wouldnt fuck me and i wouldnt fuck you, till we got this fuck outta the fuckin' picture (full quote)
  Step into my office. Why? Cuz you're fuckin fired! (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) Is... is that ... hair gel? 2) uh... 1) No, that's great, I could use some. (full quote)
agwendolyn Dom Wooganowski. Duh. (full quote)
agwendolyn what I don't understand, is how'd you get the zipper all the way up? (full quote)
agwendolyn *knocking* Where'd it go? Shit, where'd it go? *more knocking* Oh, well. (full quote)
agwendolyn *knocking* Where'd it go? Shit, where'd it go? *more knocking* Oh, well. (full quote)
4256 I'm f***ing with you ted (full quote)
4256 I'm f***ing with you Ted (full quote)
  We got this one guy mongo, he's got a forehead like a drive -in movie theater, but he's a good shit, we don't bust his chops too much. (full quote)
  We've got a bleeder! (full quote)
  You guys aughta' be kissing my hairy bean bag! (full quote)
5806 1: what about Brett? 2: what did I tell you the first time we met - I'm a niner's fan. (full quote)
5539 have you seen my w-w-weiner? (full quote)
5539 after that day my friends never looked at me the same way again........You're a fuckin' liar! (full quote)
5539 he was down there the whole time closing the deal with the rice-a-roni people! (full quote)
5539 your gunna die fucker! (full quote)
6200 guilty as charged (full quote)
  1) Does he bite? 2) A little....get in. (full quote)
836 1. Step into my office... 2. Why? 1. COS YOU'RE FUCKIN' FIRED! (full quote)
7815 FRANKS AND BEANS, FRANKS AND BEANS (full quote)
  I work with Retards (full quote)
10060 is that hair gel? (full quote)
11382 Woogie: what is Brett Favre doing here? Brett Favre: I'm in town playing the Dolphins ya dumass! (full quote)
11382 The names Norm... Im from jersey... (full quote)
Northboarder Franks and beans... (full quote)
Northboarder Laying the tracks is the easy part... (full quote)
  No...not six, I said seven. No one's coming up with six. Who works out is six minutes. You won't even get your heart going, not even a mouse on a wheel. Sevens the key number here. Think about it. Seven doors. Seven-Eleven. Seven. Seven little chipmunks twirling on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' of gorgonzola when it's clearly bree time baby. Step into my office...cuz you're fuckin' fired! (full quote)
  seven chipmunks twirling on a branch eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch (full quote)
14043 Franks and beans! (full quote)
14526 1.) How'd you get the frank above the beans?! 2.) Frank and Beans! Frank and Beans!! (full quote)
14740 1) It's just like pulling off a band-aid. A-one, and a-two, and a... 2) We got a bleeder! (full quote)
14740 1) Are you yelling at me? 2) No. 1) Are you yelling at me in my own house? 2) No. 1) don't make me open a can of whoopass. (full quote)
13896 This never happened to woogie... (full quote)
13896 Boy what'd you do shit yourself or somethin? (full quote)
  (She just left with some guy named Woogie) I was just fuckin' with him! (full quote)
  Step into my office. --Why? Because your fucking fired! (full quote)
  So thats what you want...a farter (full quote)
  We gotta bleeder! (full quote)
  Would you like to touch my penis? (full quote)
  Have you ever had a whitehead on your eyeball?! (full quote)
  Sheila: Hey Ted...you ok? Well let's just take a look here. (Looks over) HOLY SHIT! what are we dealing with here? Ted: Wh- what do mean? Sheila: Is it the --- well the ---.... Dad: Is it the frank or the beans? Ted: I don't know I think it's a little bit of both. Warren in Background: FRANKS AND BEANS, FRANKS AND BEANS!! (full quote)
  Is it the frank...or is it the beans? (full quote)
  I love Mary man. (full quote)
  FRANKS AND BEANS!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Dont worry, she's a dental hygienist, she'll know exactly what to do. (full quote)
  How the hell did ya get the beans over the frank?! (full quote)
  I couldn't believe it, she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name. (full quote)
  Does he bite..... A little bit (full quote)
  I had to get a restraining order. I mean...you stole all my shoes! (full quote)
  stalking motherfucker! (full quote)
  So hows life? Oh it's great, every day is better then the next. (full quote)
  have you seen my baseball? (full quote)
  You got any quaters???? All i got are these damn Nepalese coins (full quote)
  All I have are these damn Napalese coins. (full quote)
  Oh I'd say a deuce...deuce and a half (full quote)
  interstate rest areas are often the bath houses for many many gay men (full quote)
  what the hell is brett farve doin here? (full quote)
  Have you seen my baseball? (full quote)
  seven minute abs (full quote)
  Have you seen my baseball? (full quote)
  Is that hair gel? (full quote)
  Retard: Coconut. (Puts coconut on table) Coconut. (full quote)
  HOW DA HELL DA BEANS GET ABOVE DA DOG (full quote)
QuickStopRST He was masturbating!!! (full quote)
13896 Seven chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lotsa sunflowers on my uncle's ranch--you know that old children's tale from the sea! It's like you're dreamin' about gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly brie time, baby (full quote)
17011 shelia honey you gotta come here you gotta come see this... dont worry she's a dental hygentist (full quote)
17011 hello there... what the hells going on here.. neighbors say they heard a lady screaming (full quote)
17011 what the hell were u thinking? how did u get the zipper all the way to the top? (full quote)
18764 Brett FOV-RAY (favre) (full quote)
19589 Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative. (full quote)
19589 Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative. (full quote)
20924 This is Norm. He's the pizza guy. He's in love with Mary, too. (full quote)
22367 I couldn't believe she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name. (full quote)
23883 1)... so i pull over to this rest area to clear my head and... 2) you know highway rest areas are homosexual hangouts. 1) wha. what are you trying to say (full quote)
24074 He was masterbating! (full quote)
25043 So what am i in like a lot of trouble here. We found your friend in the front seat. Oh the hitch hiker. Why'd ya do it? I don't know i guess i was bored. Turned out the guy was a yapper, i mean he wouldn't shut up. This isn't your first time is? Hitchhikers no. How many? In my whole life, i don't know 40 50. YOU SICK BASTARD. (full quote)
28233 Are you the little guy making all that big noise? (full quote)
Sol Goode Is that what you want, a farter? (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe I work with retards. (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe All I've got are these damn Nepalese coins... (full quote)
bigbadbill HITCHHIKER I know how you feel--I been standing in the same spot for the last five hours. You know it's against the law to pick up a hitchhiker in this state. TED That must make it tough. (full quote)
bigbadbill Exceptional my ass. (full quote)
bigbadbill At sixteen he committed his first murder--a pretty teacher's aid named Molly Pettygrove. He was incarcerated until age twenty-two when, despite a grim psychological profile, the state was forced to release him. In his mid-twenties and again in his early thirties he was suspected of homicides in the states of Utah and Washington. Unfortunately, the bodies were so badly decomposed that there wasn't enough evidence to hold him, and on and on and so forth and so on. (full quote)
bigbadbill Mr Stroehmann, on behalf of the entire South carolina law enforcement community, I would like to offer our heartfelt apologies for any pain or temporary inconvenience we may have caused you. (full quote)
bigbadbill I'm telling you, I did not solicit sex! I was just stopping to go the bathroom, next thing I know I tripped over something--well someone--and, POOF, there's cops and lights and-- (full quote)
41409 #1:Is that hair gel?#2: Yeah #1: Great. I just ran out! (full quote)
DoOrDoNot Franks and Beans! (full quote)
kellibralley16 Is that hair gel? I just ran out. (full quote)
Rigormortis Have you ever had a white head on your eyeball, Mary. (full quote)
nickthecool31 "Each day is better than the next" (full quote)