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Which is it? The frank or the beans?
Franks and beans!
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| 3505 |
Seven chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lotsa sunflowers on my uncle's ranch--you know that old children's tale from the sea! It's like you're dreamin' about gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly brie time, baby!
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| 3505 |
1)Have you ever been to...Santiago, Chile? 2)Twice last year! Which building's yours?
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| 3505 |
Hey idiot, be careful with that thing, will ya? You already put a fuckin' dent in my piano!
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| 3505 |
1)I thought you said she was a real 'spark plug?' 2)Hmm? No, I said 'butt plug.' She's hainous.
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you said you wouldnt fuck me and i wouldnt fuck you, till we got this fuck outta the fuckin' picture
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Step into my office. Why? Cuz you're fuckin fired!
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| agwendolyn |
1) Is... is that ... hair gel? 2) uh... 1) No, that's great, I could use some.
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| agwendolyn |
Dom Wooganowski. Duh.
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| agwendolyn |
what I don't understand, is how'd you get the zipper all the way up?
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| agwendolyn |
*knocking* Where'd it go? Shit, where'd it go? *more knocking* Oh, well.
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| agwendolyn |
*knocking* Where'd it go? Shit, where'd it go? *more knocking* Oh, well.
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| 4256 |
I'm f***ing with you ted
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| 4256 |
I'm f***ing with you Ted
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We got this one guy mongo, he's got a forehead like a drive -in movie theater, but he's a good shit, we don't bust his chops too much.
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We've got a bleeder!
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You guys aughta' be kissing my hairy bean bag!
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| 5806 |
1: what about Brett? 2: what did I tell you the first time we met - I'm a niner's fan.
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| 5539 |
have you seen my w-w-weiner?
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| 5539 |
after that day my friends never looked at me the same way again........You're a fuckin' liar!
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| 5539 |
he was down there the whole time closing the deal with the rice-a-roni people!
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| 5539 |
your gunna die fucker!
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| 5817 |
FUCK!!!
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| 6200 |
guilty as charged
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1) Does he bite? 2) A little....get in.
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| 836 |
1. Step into my office... 2. Why? 1. COS YOU'RE FUCKIN' FIRED!
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| 7815 |
FRANKS AND BEANS, FRANKS AND BEANS
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I work with Retards
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| 10060 |
is that hair gel?
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| 11382 |
Woogie: what is Brett Favre doing here? Brett Favre: I'm in town playing the Dolphins ya dumass!
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| 11382 |
The names Norm... Im from jersey...
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| Northboarder |
Franks and beans...
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| Northboarder |
Laying the tracks is the easy part...
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No...not six, I said seven. No one's coming up with six. Who works out is six minutes. You won't even get your heart going, not even a mouse on a wheel. Sevens the key number here. Think about it. Seven doors. Seven-Eleven. Seven. Seven little chipmunks twirling on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' of gorgonzola when it's clearly bree time baby. Step into my office...cuz you're fuckin' fired!
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seven chipmunks twirling on a branch eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch
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| 14043 |
Franks and beans!
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| 14526 |
1.) How'd you get the frank above the beans?!
2.) Frank and Beans! Frank and Beans!!
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| 14740 |
1) It's just like pulling off a band-aid. A-one, and a-two, and a...
2) We got a bleeder!
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| 14740 |
1) Are you yelling at me? 2) No. 1) Are you yelling at me in my own house? 2) No. 1) don't make me open a can of whoopass.
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| 13896 |
This never happened to woogie...
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| 13896 |
Boy what'd you do shit yourself or somethin?
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| 13896 |
Seven chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lotsa sunflowers on my uncle's ranch--you know that old children's tale from the sea! It's like you're dreamin' about gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly brie time, baby
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(She just left with some guy named Woogie)
I was just fuckin' with him!
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| 17011 |
shelia honey you gotta come here you gotta come see this... dont worry she's a dental hygentist
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| 17011 |
hello there... what the hells going on here.. neighbors say they heard a lady screaming
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| 17011 |
what the hell were u thinking? how did u get the zipper all the way to the top?
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Step into my office. --Why? Because your fucking fired!
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So thats what you want...a farter
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We gotta bleeder!
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| 18764 |
Brett FOV-RAY (favre)
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| 19589 |
Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.
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| 19589 |
Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.
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Would you like to touch my penis?
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Have you ever had a whitehead on your eyeball?!
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Sheila: Hey Ted...you ok? Well let's just take a look here. (Looks over) HOLY SHIT! what are we dealing with here? Ted: Wh- what do mean? Sheila: Is it the --- well the ---.... Dad: Is it the frank or the beans? Ted: I don't know I think it's a little bit of both. Warren in Background: FRANKS AND BEANS, FRANKS AND BEANS!!
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Is it the frank...or is it the beans?
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| 20924 |
This is Norm. He's the pizza guy. He's in love with Mary, too.
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have you seen my baseball?
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| 24074 |
He was masterbating!
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I love Mary man.
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FRANKS AND BEANS!!!!!!!
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| 22367 |
I couldn't believe she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.
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| 25043 |
So what am i in like a lot of trouble here. We found your friend in the front seat. Oh the hitch hiker. Why'd ya do it? I don't know i guess i was bored. Turned out the guy was a yapper, i mean he wouldn't shut up. This isn't your first time is? Hitchhikers no. How many? In my whole life, i don't know 40 50. YOU SICK BASTARD.
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You got any quaters???? All i got are these damn Nepalese coins
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| 23883 |
1)... so i pull over to this rest area to clear my head and... 2) you know highway rest areas are homosexual hangouts. 1) wha. what are you trying to say
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Dont worry, she's a dental hygienist, she'll know exactly what to do.
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How the hell did ya get the beans over the frank?!
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I couldn't believe it, she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.
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Does he bite..... A little bit
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I had to get a restraining order. I mean...you stole all my shoes!
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stalking motherfucker!
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So hows life? Oh it's great, every day is better then the next.
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| Sol Goode |
Is that what you want, a farter?
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All I have are these damn Napalese coins.
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Oh I'd say a deuce...deuce and a half
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interstate rest areas are often the bath houses for many many gay men
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what the hell is brett farve doin here?
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| 28233 |
Are you the little guy making all that big noise?
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| QuickStopRST |
He was masturbating!!!
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| Burt B. Frobe |
I work with retards.
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| Burt B. Frobe |
All I've got are these damn Nepalese coins...
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| bigbadbill |
HITCHHIKER
I know how you feel--I been standing in the
same spot for the last five hours. You know
it's against the law to pick up a
hitchhiker in this state.
TED
That must make it tough.
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| bigbadbill |
Exceptional my ass.
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| bigbadbill |
At sixteen he
committed his first murder--a pretty
teacher's aid named Molly Pettygrove. He
was incarcerated until age twenty-two when,
despite a grim psychological profile, the
state was forced to release him. In his
mid-twenties and again in his early
thirties he was suspected of homicides in
the states of Utah and Washington.
Unfortunately, the bodies were so badly
decomposed that there wasn't enough
evidence to hold him, and on and on and so
forth and so on.
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| bigbadbill |
Mr Stroehmann, on behalf of the entire South carolina law enforcement community, I would like to offer our heartfelt apologies for any pain or temporary inconvenience we may have caused you.
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| bigbadbill |
I'm telling you, I did not solicit sex! I was just stopping to go the bathroom, next thing I know I tripped over something--well someone--and, POOF, there's cops and lights and--
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Have you seen my baseball?
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seven minute abs
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Have you seen my baseball?
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| 41409 |
#1:Is that hair gel?#2: Yeah #1: Great. I just ran out!
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HOW DA HELL DA BEANS GET ABOVE DA DOG
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| DoOrDoNot |
Franks and Beans!
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Is that hair gel?
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Retard: Coconut. (Puts coconut on table) Coconut.
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| kellibralley16 |
Is that hair gel? I just ran out.
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| Rigormortis |
Have you ever had a white head on your eyeball, Mary.
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| nickthecool31 |
"Each day is better than the next"
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