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Bowfinger - 1999 Movie Quotes

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bigcat58 As I stand here before you today, the Laker Girls cheerleading squad needs to be taken down a peg or two. (full quote)
bigcat58 Yeah, go find that script. 'Buck the Wonderslave'! (full quote)
bigcat58 1) My wife tried to take it in the divorce. Can you believe that? That woulda really hurt. 2) Who got the kids? 1) She did. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) what did the alien want from you? 2) She wanted to inhale my gonads! (full quote)
bigcat58 1) Teddy Kennedy? 2) He's not like the other Kennedy's! Look at him! He's different! (full quote)
5435 Well, we can either end the movie with Kit saying *Gotcha Suckers* or we can end the movie with Kit showing it to the Laker girls, and I think that the former option would be more favorable due to Kit's desire to make a family movie in the near future. (full quote)
  1)Do you have any movie experience? 2)Yes quite a lot of experience actually, I am an active renter at Blockbusters and I go to the movies regularly, weekly, bi-weekly, inter-ter-med intermediately. (full quote)
8009 1)Hey Laker Girls!!! 2) Ha Ha HA HA hA! 3) ITS NOT FUNNY!!! (full quote)
641 Awesome. (full quote)
8639 Tom Cruise didn't even know he was in that vampire movie until two years later. (full quote)
5435 We're tryin' to make a movie here, not a film! (full quote)
11289 White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar. (full quote)
  Just because I'm from Ohio doesn't mean I'm FROM Ohio. (full quote)
18780 Bowfinger: Would you be willing to show your naked rear-end in a movie? Jif: Yeah...I guess so (giggling). (full quote)
  Happy promise number two, while I sometimes feel like I'll self combust, I probably wont. (full quote)
10929 This of this as an errand. your errand is to run across the freeway until I yell 'cut'. (full quote)
10929 -Yes! We'll be just like Bogey and Bacall! -Who? (full quote)
10929 -Will you be willing to cut your hair? -Well, yeah. But it would probably be better if someone else did it. I've had a few accidents. (full quote)
10929 I know what's going on. I may be from Ohio, but I'm not from Ohio. (full quote)
10929 She has the personality of a zip code in Kansas. (full quote)
10929 Them people can't speak English good. (full quote)
10929 The white man gets all the best catch phrases. (full quote)
10929 Oh, gosh, I'm really hoping to get a career running errards. That'd be a major boost for me. (full quote)
10929 This film is only for Madagascar and Iran, neither of which follow American copyright law. (full quote)
  Got ya, suckers!!! (full quote)
  A go picture! A go picture!! (full quote)
  1) do I have 'it'? 2) what? 1) do i have 'it'? 2) ...yes. yes you do. 3) I thought I did (full quote)
10929 I want you to find Van Dam and Jackie Chan and tell 'em Spear Chucker said hello! (full quote)
10929 This is a great script! Look, it's not Shakespeare, but it... (full quote)
10929 Secret Agent Man. (full quote)
35940 Keep It Together (full quote)
10929 Robert De Niro couldn't look like Kip Ramsey. (full quote)
10929 It's a new style...Cinema Nou Vous. (full quote)