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| bigcat58 |
As I stand here before you today, the Laker Girls cheerleading squad needs to be taken down a peg or two.
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| bigcat58 |
Yeah, go find that script. 'Buck the Wonderslave'!
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| bigcat58 |
1) My wife tried to take it in the divorce. Can you believe that? That woulda really hurt. 2) Who got the kids? 1) She did.
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| bigcat58 |
1) what did the alien want from you? 2) She wanted to inhale my gonads!
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| bigcat58 |
1) Teddy Kennedy? 2) He's not like the other Kennedy's! Look at him! He's different!
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| 5435 |
Well, we can either end the movie with Kit saying *Gotcha Suckers* or we can end the movie with Kit showing it to the Laker girls, and I think that the former option would be more favorable due to Kit's desire to make a family movie in the near future.
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1)Do you have any movie experience? 2)Yes quite a lot of experience actually, I am an active renter at Blockbusters and I go to the movies regularly, weekly, bi-weekly, inter-ter-med intermediately.
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| 8009 |
1)Hey Laker Girls!!! 2) Ha Ha HA HA hA! 3) ITS NOT FUNNY!!!
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| 641 |
Awesome.
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| 8639 |
Tom Cruise didn't even know he was in that vampire movie until two years later.
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| 5435 |
We're tryin' to make a movie here, not a film!
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| 11289 |
White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.
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Just because I'm from Ohio doesn't mean I'm FROM Ohio.
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| 18780 |
Bowfinger: Would you be willing to show your naked rear-end in a movie? Jif: Yeah...I guess so (giggling).
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Happy promise number two, while I sometimes feel like I'll self combust, I probably wont.
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| 10929 |
This of this as an errand. your errand is to run across the freeway
until I yell 'cut'.
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| 10929 |
-Yes! We'll be just like Bogey and Bacall!
-Who?
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| 10929 |
-Will you be willing to cut your hair?
-Well, yeah. But it would probably be better if someone else did it.
I've had a few accidents.
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| 10929 |
I know what's going on. I may be from Ohio, but I'm not from Ohio.
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| 10929 |
She has the personality of a zip code in Kansas.
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| 10929 |
Them people can't speak English good.
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| 10929 |
The white man gets all the best catch phrases.
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| 10929 |
Oh, gosh, I'm really hoping to get a career running errards. That'd
be a major boost for me.
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| 10929 |
This film is only for Madagascar and Iran, neither of which follow
American copyright law.
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Got ya, suckers!!!
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A go picture! A go picture!!
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1) do I have 'it'? 2) what? 1) do i have 'it'? 2) ...yes. yes you do.
3) I thought I did
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| 10929 |
I want you to find Van Dam and Jackie Chan and tell 'em Spear Chucker
said hello!
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| 10929 |
This is a great script! Look, it's not Shakespeare, but it...
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| 10929 |
Secret Agent Man.
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| 35940 |
Keep It Together
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| 10929 |
Robert De Niro couldn't look like Kip Ramsey.
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| 10929 |
It's a new style...Cinema Nou Vous.
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