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Mystery Men - 1999 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
4358 Maybe you should put some shorts on, or something, if you wanna keep fighting evil today... (full quote)
4358 I'm invisible, can ya see me? (full quote)
4358 Don't mess with the volcanoe...I'll go Pompeii on your butt! (full quote)
4706 I'm the ballerina Man! (full quote)
4706 Maybe you should put some shorts on, or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today. (full quote)
  Those who fail to plan, plan to fail. (full quote)
5450 we've got a date with destiny, and she ordered the lobster (full quote)
5172 Let's do some carnage! (full quote)
5172 May the forks be with us! (full quote)
5172 We're not your classic superheros. We're not the favorites. We're the other guys. (full quote)
6248 Junk it ! , Junk it ! , Junk it ! (full quote)
6252 You need to be like the wolf pack...NOT like the six pack. (full quote)
6252 Criminy!!...You're the Sphinx! (full quote)
6252 Mom: What's burning? Jeffrey (Blue Raja): Incense, mom...I can't even count how many rules you're breaking right now. One, don't sniff around outside my door...Two, don't interrogate me...Three-- Mom: Jeffrey? Are you on the marijuana? (full quote)
6252 Kaboom. (full quote)
6252 hear the people say, that disco is dead...Disco is NOT dead!! Disco is life!! (full quote)
  i dont need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines!! (full quote)
  Mama pajama! (full quote)
6748 And the lone wolf hunts alone... (full quote)
6748 Before you can learn to train, I must train you to learn. (full quote)
6261 A) Icantfeelmyass! b) what? a) Icantfeelmyass! b) what? a) I can't feel my ass! b) Do you're powers still work? a) My powers? Weapons check. Pull my fingers . . . it'll do. (full quote)
6261 . . . compinsate for airconditioning . . . (full quote)
6911 Mama Pajama! (full quote)
6252 1. Why does he live in an abandoned amusement park? 2. Because he's an eccentric genius, that's why. (full quote)
6252 Why would a crazy man blow up a crazy house? (full quote)
6252 1...That's because Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing. 2. Oh no...not this again...Lance Hunt wears glasses, Captain Amazing DOESN'T wear glasses! 1. He takes them off when he transforms. 2. That doesn't make ANY sense...he wouldn't be able to see! (full quote)
6252 1. Why am I doing this, again? 2. Because if you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack!....1. And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet? 2....I don't remember telling you to do that. (full quote)
7937 We've got a blind date with Destiny -- and it looks like she's ordered the lobster. (full quote)
7937 He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions. (full quote)
8259 Sphinx: If you don't learn to master your rage... Mr. Furious: your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say wasn't it? Sphinx: Not necessarily (full quote)
7937 We are number one! All others are number two, or lower. (full quote)
7937 after all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury. (full quote)
7937 Yes, of course you may bring ze brewskies. (full quote)
7937 what's up? I'm the Spleen. (full quote)
  You dress in the manner of a male prostitute. (full quote)
  We defeated evil with the sword of justice and the hammer of not-bickering. (full quote)
  ya wanna little whip cream mr. cherrytop? (full quote)
  sounds more like a heat-seeking anthrax projection gun to me. (full quote)
  red eyes, red eyes. we didn't expect to see you so...SPOON. (full quote)
14776 It will take more than forks and flatulence to defeat him... (full quote)
  That little sucker just saved your life! (full quote)
  1) Do you know Lance Hunt? 2) It's me. 1)...? 2) I'm kidding! I've always wanted to do that! (full quote)
  Red eyes, red eyes, I didn't know I would see you so SPOON. (full quote)
  The Waffler(Dane Gold and Crispy, bad guys are history! (full quote)
  You dress in the manner of a male prostitute. (full quote)
  We are number one! All others are number two or lower! (full quote)
  You must lash out with all limbs, like the octopus who plays the drums. (full quote)
  what the fork! (full quote)
  If you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts. (full quote)
  they call me the PMS avenger, I only work 4 days a month you have a problem with that? (full quote)
  Or do I eat this sandwhich? (full quote)
  Stick with me Tony and you will dance again. (full quote)
  We have a date with destiny and it looks like she's serving the lobster! (full quote)
  Dont correct me, it sickens me! (full quote)
  Mr Furious - Don't correct me! It sickens me!! (full quote)
3225 I am the waffler! I either bash my enemies in the head or I burn them like so! Even workin on a theme song. WAFFLE MAN!!!!!!!!! Gold and crispy bad guys are history! (full quote)
3225 There's not enough alcohol in the world. I'm sorry (full quote)
3225 1) An accident? 2)Yeah he fell down an elevator shaft onto some bullets! (full quote)
3225 1) I am pencil head 2) And I am son of pencil head (full quote)
3225 1) I am 2) You stole my idea! 1) Nuh uh you stole my idea! (1 &2 start a cat fight) 3) I see some potential (full quote)
QuickStopRST 1) Let's triangulate. 2) Equillateral or isosolese? (full quote)
QuickStopRST I will go Pompeii on your... butt! (full quote)
QuickStopRST 1) If you do not learn to master your rage... 2) My rage will become my master? That's what you were gonna say wasn't it? (full quote)
10929 They're not your average superheroes. (full quote)
Maddy0280 PMS Avenger...I only fight crime 4 days a month. (full quote)
18294 I am.....ballerina Man! (full quote)
Rye Red Eyes Red Eyes, fancy seeing you again so... Spoon (full quote)
20194 I will keep dreaming...I will keep dreaming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope, you better hope you're asleep! Sweet dreams...Lilac! (full quote)
29470 Ok...exactly how many toggle switches, in total, are involved in this operation? (full quote)
JBDuke We've got a date with destiny, and it looks like she's ordered the lobster! (full quote)
Jaws219 Now you made me angry! (full quote)