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Faculty, The - 1998 Movie Quotes


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  I'm not an alien, I'm discontent (full quote)
4049 I'm not aware of any lesbianism (full quote)
4049 what am I supposed to do while you're on the yellow brick quest for a brain? (full quote)
4049 1.)Get a fucking eye dog! 2.) Well if you wouldn't paint your fucking eyes shut! (full quote)
4252 He's tweakin let him fuckin tweak!!! (full quote)
4919 Marybeth:you borrow it from science labs? Zeke:I like to think of it as stealing actaully. (full quote)
4919 Stokely;is this usually the point where someone says lets get the fuck outta here. Stan: lets get the fuck outta here (full quote)
4919 stokely: bi-polar bitch (full quote)
5421 He's tweakin, let hm fucking tweak (full quote)
6329 I a contridiction.-Zeke (full quote)
6614 Im gone 5 minutes and everyone goes all alien on me now fucking sniff it before I go Men in Black on you (full quote)
6752 My own recipe; guaranteed to jack you up. (full quote)
  Isn't this the part when someone says lets get the Fuck out of here! Lets get the Fuck out of here (full quote)
  I'm alergic, I can't you know I can't! Just take the fucking drug its the only way. (full quote)
  I had my heart set on something cherry flavored. (full quote)
  I am saving my sick days for when I feel better. Why don't you just stick a pen in my eye. (full quote)
  I've always wanted to do that (full quote)
  She got some bad shit. (full quote)
6563 You wouldn't have liked it here, anyway. (full quote)
  zeke: fuck this shit (drives away) (full quote)
  ms. berk: ......i'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass you'll be sucking my toes till graduation (full quote)
  stokely: crash and burn, casey. (full quote)
  i'm just doing my part to the deconstruction of americza (full quote)
  now get focused--or get the fuck off my team!!!!! (full quote)
  Zeke: guaranteed to jack you up! (full quote)
7308 Girl: Is this usually the point where someone says let's get the fuck outta here? Boy: Let's get the fuck outta here. (full quote)
7560 Casey, when did you become Sigourney Weaver? (full quote)
  You can be a pretty cool person when you're not being a first class grade-A bitch. (full quote)
  you can be a pretty cool person when you're not being a first class, grade-A bitch. (full quote)
4066 1.You're not much into sports. 2.I feel that a person should run only when he's being chased. (full quote)
4066 1.So they've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so no one would believe it if it ever happened. 2.I think so. (full quote)
8330 1)you borrow equipment from science labs? 2)I'd like to think of it as stealing (full quote)
8330 1) Nothing wrong with him you asshole, he's tweeking, let him fuckin' tweek! (full quote)
8330 Garanteed to jack you up! (full quote)
8330 You can be a pretty cool human being..when your not being a first class grade A bitch (full quote)
8330 Condoms, magnum sized....cherry flavored (full quote)
8330 1)Blow me Delila cuz im sick of your shit 2) Then leave and take your little freak dike with you. 3) Fuck you tit bags! (full quote)
8330 Dont you ever get tired of being something your not.....i know i am (full quote)
8330 I dont think a person should have to run unless their being chased, sir (full quote)
8330 1) Trust me, man, i'm a genuis. 2) Then why are you repeating your senior year? (full quote)
  So Stokely, when did you stop muff diving? (full quote)
  MaryBeth- I can't I'm alergic Deliliah- Yeah and im portugese who cares (full quote)
  Delilah: Ooo Stan, watch it! These are Este Lauder lips. It takes 72 minutes to apply Stan: Sor-ry.. (full quote)
  Zeke: I like to think of it as stealing actually. (full quote)
  aliens are takin over the earth,weigh it. (full quote)
  If you were going to take over the world would you blow up the White house independence style or sneak in through the back door? (full quote)
  Zeke: If I have to Men in Black your Ass you're gonna fucking sniff it (full quote)
  If you were going to take over the world would you blow up the white house Indepence Day style or slip in through the back door? (full quote)
  Maybe they worship commets. Who the fuck knows? (full quote)
  For gentle reliefe of blockage chocolate flavored laxatives. Not a chocolate lover huh? Then how about these? Condoms, magnum sized and they're cherry flavored. Oh come on Miss Burke it's on me (full quote)
  For gentle reliefe of blockage caused by diatery stress chocolate flavored laxatives. Not a chocolate lover huh? Then how about these? Condoms, magnum sized and they're cherry flavored. Oh come on Miss Burke it's on me (full quote)
  Pain stan?...Why dont you come in here and i'll show you some fucking pain (full quote)
  hey, shutup. (full quote)
  i am allergic to asprin so that stuff would probably kill me (full quote)
  I can't seem to find a....pencil! (full quote)
  Stan? Why Stan!? (full quote)
  Zeke: Aliens are taking over the earth- weigh it. (full quote)
  Zeke-For gentle relief of blockage...caused by strees. Chocolate flavored Laxatives. (full quote)
  Zeke-How 'bout these? Condoms. Magnum sized. And they're cherry flavored. (full quote)
  Mrs.Burke-Now how am I supposed to do that little Zekey boy? Do you even know where she is. Europe? Sri Lanka? Japan? I wonder what remote location she went to this week to hide from her great big bastard mistake. I've taken your shit for too fuckin' long. Dickless, drug induced excuse for a human being/ (full quote)
  Trust me man, I'm brilliant. (full quote)
  believe me man i'm brilliant, then why are you repeating your senior year? (full quote)
  Tweek, Tweet...ur takkking it.. oooo, showdown!! (full quote)
  I'm gone for five minutes and i come back and everyone's a fucking alien. If i'm gonna have to men in black your ass your gonna fuckin sniff it! Crash and Burn Casey! Walk Much? You ran into me beast! Man get a fucking eye dog! Maybe if you didn't paint your fuckin eyes shut! (full quote)
  ZEKE: I leave for five minutes, come back, and everybody's fucking aliens, now if i have to Men In Black you Ace, your going to fucking sniff it. ~----edited version----~ (full quote)
  i just don't want to have died and never have done that (full quote)
  crash & burn casey (full quote)
  Zeak = Sea dwelling organism (full quote)
  Casey: i only run when im being chased. (full quote)
  The only alien in this school is you casey!----ZEKE (full quote)
  1:It must really blow being you 2:You have no idea (full quote)
  HIs external existance is nowhere compared to the agony of the loneliness that he felt (full quote)
  Look we all do it...casey. why me first? it's your birth right man just fuckin take it. (full quote)
  man what the hells wrong with him? nothings wrong with him you asshole his tweakin let him fuckin tweak. (full quote)
  Zeke: Not today Ms Burke, It's too damn hot and i got zero Fucking tolerance. (full quote)
  Stan: What about you Zeke how do we no your not one of thoes fucking things. Zeke: I don't get high on my own stash man. Stan: Fuck that man your taking it. Casey: You're taking it ( giggles). Stan: What the hells wrong with him. Zeke: Nothing the hells wrong with him you asshole he's tweekin let him fucking tweet. Stan: Now you (full quote)
  go a-fuck away stan (full quote)
7643 He's tweekin, let him fuckin tweek!!! (full quote)
10036 I always wanted to do that. (full quote)
10036 1:Ah man...I'm really not in the mood Ms. Burke...I'm clean. (Ms. Burke pushes him and students cirlce around them to see the action) 1:Not today. It's too damn hot and I've got zero fucking tolerance. 2:Eat me you asshole! I'm the one with no tolerance, you pathetic little runt! 1:What are you going to do, call my mother? 2:How am I supposed to do that little Zekey boy? Do you even know where she is? Europe? Sri Lanka? Japan? I wonder what remote location she went to this week to hide from her great big bastard mistake. Iv'e taken your shit for too fuckin' long! Dickless, drugged induced mistake for a human being! 1:Oh, woman what are you on?! 2:Woman?! did you just say woman?! I'm sick of you little boy. And if I have to see you peddling your little wonder dust again, i'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be sucking my toes till graduation. (She stomps away) 1:She got some bad shit. (full quote)
10036 Aliens are taking over the earth...weigh it. (full quote)
10036 I'm not putting that, that hack drug up my nose...it's so...80's. (full quote)
10368 This better be important or someone is going to be doing laps until sunrise! (full quote)
10712 If you were going to take over the world would you blow up the white house independence day style or would you slip in through the back door? (full quote)
10777 -your the freaky Stephen King kid, there's one in every high school. (full quote)
11126 SCAT - garaunteed to JACK you UP! (full quote)
12153 Casey, when did you become Sigourney Weaver? (full quote)
12153 Casey: Everyone's been acting really weird, especially the faculty. Stokely: Tell me about it, it's like they've all turned into fucking pod people or something. Casey: Into what people? Stokely: Invasion of the Body Snatchers. small town gets taken over by aliens. ...That was a joke. (full quote)
12153 Delilah: Are you hitting on me, Casey? Casey: No, I was just saying you can be pretty cool sometimes, this not being one of them. (full quote)
12153 I used to think the only alien in this high school was me. (full quote)
12153 Stokely: body snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library. Casey: Yeah, so is Schinder's List. (full quote)
12153 Casey: You can be such a... Delilah: What? Casey: Pretty cool human being when you aren't being a first class grade A bitch. (full quote)
12153 I just didn't want to never have done that. (full quote)
12153 ZEKE:Answer me something, Marybeth. Why are you naked? MARYBETH: Oh. Does it bother you, Zeke, my body? I'm gettin' kinda used to it myself. (full quote)
12153 so...aliens just have been setting us up over the years, creating this happy, make-believe, little existence with their e.t. and their men in black movies just so nobody would believe it if it really happened? (full quote)
12153 how do you know there’s not a conspiracy?! like maybe the x-files is right. where do all these movies come from anyway? how do we know spielberg, lucas, sonnenfeld, emmerich haven't been visited by aliens? maybe they're aliens themselves...maybe they’re simply preparing us for what’s to come. (full quote)
12153 (1) i think so. yeah....you're not buying this are you? (2) no. i'm not. but... (smiles) it's kinda cool. (full quote)
12350 Casey: HaHa you're taking it. (About 3 min. later ) show down haha. (full quote)
13691 Casey: SHOW down!!!!! (full quote)
15229 Mary Beth: Who is that girl staring at you Zeke? Zeke: Oh, thats Vanessa, she stalks me all the time. Mary Beth: Oh, want me to throw pancakes at her? Zeke: Yeah, I will play the flute and dance in tights Casey: I want to watch you in tights Zeke! (full quote)
15457 Zeke: He's tweakin' let him fucking tweak!! (full quote)
15457 Zeke: listen, if someone comes in here just grab a hold of me and pretend we're making out. The punishment will be less severe. (full quote)
15457 Zeke: I leave for five minutes and when I come back everyone is a fucking alien. Don't make me turn men and black on you now you better fucking sniff it. (full quote)
15457 Zeke: Trust me man, I'm brilliant. (full quote)
15457 (Casey sniffs the scat.)Zeke: Whoa, easy boy. (full quote)
16320 oh! showdown! (full quote)
16524 what's up with coach...he's thirsty (full quote)
19963 I need a...pencil (full quote)
kunkerdo0dle I don't think anyone should run unless their being chased. (full quote)
23438 Mary-Beth: I’m pretty alien myself today. I’m Mary-Beth Hutchinson from Atlanta. I’m new here. Stokley: No shit. Mary-Beth: What’s your name? Stokley: Why do you want to know my name? Mary-Beth: Because I don’t have friends, and correct me if I’m wrong, you seem to have one less than that. So I just thought- Delilah: (interrupts) Stokley, are you seducing the new students again? (to Mary-Beth) Hi, I’m Delilah, happy to have you at Herrington. Mary-Beth: Thankyou. Delilah: Hey, don’t you just love the way Stokley accessories the different shades of black in her ensemble? Stokley: Fuck you, gutter-slut. Delilah: I don’t know why you insist of being such a bad example for you're people. Mary-Beth: What people? Delilah: Well, I hope you’re not a violent lesbian like your newfound friend here. Mary-Beth: Um, no. I’m not aware of any lesbianism in my lineage. Delilah: Oh, that’s too bad Stoke, I guess you’ll just have to keep looking for Miss Right. Stokley: (leaving, walks into Delilah) Bipolar-Bitch. (full quote)
23438 Stokley: (after being walked into) Get a fucking eye dog. Stan: Maybe if you didn’t paint your fucking eyes shut.. (full quote)
23438 Zeke: Oh man, I’m really not in the mood, Miss Burke. I’m clean. Not today, it’s too damn hot and I’ve got zero fucking tolerance. Miss Burke: Eat me, you asshole. I’m the one without tolerance, you pathetic little runt. Zeke: What are you gonna do, are you gonna call my mother? Miss Burke: Oh, and how am I supposed to do that, little Zekie-boy. Do you even know where she is? Europe, Sri Lanka, Japan… Hmmm, I wonder what remote location she went to this week, to hide from her great big bastard mistake. I’ve taken your shit for too fucking long! You dick-less, drugged induced excuse for a human being. Zeke: Yo, woman, what are you on? Miss Burke: Woman?! Did you just say woman?! I’m sick of you, little boy. If I have to see you peddling your little wonder dust again, I’m gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you’ll be sucking my toes till graduation. (full quote)
23438 Stan: Blow me, Delilah, cause I’m sick of your shit. Delilah: Go on, get the fuck out of here and take your little freak dyke with you. Stokley: Fuck you, tit-bags. (full quote)
23438 Stan: I’m not an alien. I’m discontent. (full quote)
23438 Stokley: We just have to trust each other. Deliah: And I’m supposed to trust you? Tell me something Miss lesbian, when did you start liking boys? Stokely: What the fuck are you talking about? Deliah: I see the way you look at Stan. So, When did you stop muff diving? Mary-Beth: She’s not a lesbian, all right. That was a hoax. (full quote)
23438 Deliah: Casey, when did you become Sigourney Weaver? (full quote)
23438 Zeke: Shoot her Casey, she’s fucking one of them man! Deliah: (possessed) There’s nowhere to go, nowhere to hide. We’re everywhere. Stokley: (grabs the gun from Casey) I’ll fucking shoot her! (full quote)
23438 Stokley: (after shooting at Delilah) Should have known that crazy bitch was one of them. (full quote)
23438 Stokley: (after shooting at Delilah) Should have known that crazy bitch was one of them. (full quote)
28783 NO...FUCKING...WAY! (full quote)
  its a devils cult or something maybe they worship a comet who the fuck knows (full quote)
  In your car. Outside. Amoungst the aliens boy that's.... convinient. (full quote)
kerryn2000 This is where I get my equpiment. You borrow it from science labs? I like to think of it as stealing actually. (full quote)
Bronzebird 1: body snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library. 2:Yeah, so is Schinder's List. (full quote)
Bronzebird I'm sick of you, little boy! And if I have to see you peddling your little wonder dust again, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you're going to be sucking my toes 'til graduation. (full quote)