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Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 1992 Movie Quotes

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9449 Here the world is under attack by legions of the undead and you're going to a mixer? (full quote)
  How funky is your chicken, how funky is your chicken, how loose is your goose, how loose is your goose, our goose is totaly loose, our goose is totaly loose, so shake your caboose, so shake your caboose! (full quote)
  Demon: you forgot metal cant hurt me Buffy:you forgot somthing to .... sunrise Demon ahhhhh (stab) Buffy: its in about 9 hours moron (full quote)
7715 Pike isn't a name, it's a fish! (full quote)
7715 Pike isn't a name, it's a fish! (full quote)
7715 Don't, piss me off! (full quote)
7715 1.I can’t believe these people. We paid good money to see this movie. 2.No we didn’t. (full quote)
7715 I promise, it's not actually the whole movie. Just 80% of it. (full quote)
7715 1.You guys are thrashed. 2.Just a little. 3.Are we? 2.That would explain the slurred speech. Thanks. what’s your name? 1.Buffy! 2.Yeah, it figures. I’m Pike. This is Benny. Um, I’m Pike. (full quote)
7715 1.Don’t we know you guys? Hey wait a minute, you’re the guys from the movie. We hate you guys! 2.Like we care. I’m sure. (full quote)
7715 Rude much? (full quote)
7715 Let’s bail. Get out of this town. Those rich bitches are a plague and they’ve got to be stopped. (full quote)
7715 1.They’re all the same. They’re just so stuck up, like they’re not even human. I hate them! 2.Would you bone them? 1.Yes. Definitely. Definitely. Please God. Especially the blond. I’d give my right eye for a piece of that! 2.Wait, she’s not even human! (full quote)
7715 1.Oh man you’re disgusting! You don’t even like her, but you sleep with her. what is that? 2.I got a newsflash for you. Another shot at this and I’ll have sex with you! 1.Oh yeah. And then you’ll never call me. (full quote)
7715 God, what’s your damage? (full quote)
7715 You’re one of those skanky old men that, like, attacks little girls and stuff, right? Well, forget you. (full quote)
7715 1.You want me to go to the graveyard with you because I’m the Chosen One and there are vampires? 2.Yes. 1.Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots? 2.spots? (full quote)
7715 You knowing about my mole doesn’t prove anything, except that it’s way past medication time for you, buddy. (full quote)
7715 I can’t believe I’m doing this. I can’t believe I’m in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night! (full quote)
7715 You’re floating! Come on, man, get away from here! (full quote)
7715 what are you doing here? This is a naked place! (full quote)
7715 You threw a KNIFE at my HEAD! (full quote)
7715 1.It was a natural reaction on the part of the slayer. A reaction to their unnaturalness. And you’re going to be able to use that to track them. 2.Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That’s just terrific. 1.It’s not a weapon. It’s an alert system. (full quote)
7715 He’s rather fond of passing out just as I happen by. (full quote)
7715 1.You doing all right? You okay? 2.Yeah, I’m doing good. I, you know, kind of miss my knees, though. (full quote)
7715 1.You find yourself babbling incoherently to a strange man in your living room. 2.Are you calling me, a man? (full quote)
7715 And you, 1200 years old, behave like a child. (full quote)
7715 1.Now, I am a God. 2.And now, you’re a coat rack. (full quote)
7715 what am I doing here? I’m saving your butt. Well, there was an exchange of butts...At least I didn’t faint! (full quote)
7715 I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go, please? (full quote)
7715 Hey!? Hello!? This is not a Caring Nurturer here, this guy is a blood sucking fiend from beyond the grave. (full quote)
7715 Will you be wagging that jaw of yours while I am biting if off? (full quote)
7715 When the music stops, the rest is silence. (full quote)
7715 Get out of my facial! (full quote)
7715 1.The world is under attack by legions of the un-dead, and you’re going to a mixer!? 2.It’s not a mixer. It’s the senior dance. It’s important. You wouldn’t understand. 1.No, I wouldn’t understand. I mean, I thought you wanted to kill vampires. 2.I don't want to kill anyone! (full quote)
7715 1.How about Merrick? Is that what he’d want? 2.Merrick’s dead! 1.Cheap shot! 2.He’s dead because of me. Because I couldn’t lift a hand against Lothos. I’m in way over my head! 1.Look, life’s a bitch, I’ll give you that. But Buffy, you’re the guy. You’re the chosen guy. 2.And I choose to be shopping! (full quote)
7715 You broke up with my machine?” (full quote)
7715 Well, you seem to be having a swell time, Queen of the cardboard Jungle. Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance? (full quote)
7715 1.You know, Buffy, you’re not like other girls. 2.Yes I am. (full quote)
7715 1.You know, Buffy, you’re not like other girls. 2.Yes I am. (full quote)
  Look, you seem like such a flake, I mean that in a good way! Hey I can stop talking or you can strick me dead or not, I prefer not! (full quote)
  Pike: But, Buffy, you are the guy. You are the chosen guy. Buffy:Yeah, I'm the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping. (full quote)
  Do you have any gum? (full quote)
  that is so five minutes ago (full quote)
  Excuse much, rude or anything? (full quote)
  I'll split you open like rotting fruit ... Ha ha trust me! (full quote)
  Does Elvis talk to you? Do you see...spots? (full quote)
  All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die (full quote)
  Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you? (full quote)
  Get out of my Facial! (full quote)
  1. We are one 2. One what? Cute couple? I don't THINK so! (full quote)
Adrea Yes. And then I'm going to marry Bob Dole and raise penguins in Guam. (full quote)
sinecure You made a joke. Do you want to lie down? I've heard it can hurt the first time. (full quote)
7715 Why do you like these people? They’re sheep. Forget them. Live forever. We could start a band! (full quote)
7715 She’s meat for the beast. The master wants her. And Uncle Sam wants you. (full quote)
7715 1.I can’t move my legs. 2.Why? 1.You’re sitting on them. (full quote)
7715 1.Did I do all that? 2.No. 1.Did you do all that? 2.Yeah. Yeah, I did. (full quote)
7715 (Dancing) Pike: I suppose you want to lead? Buffy: No. Pike: Me either. Buffy: This is a good thing. (full quote)
11007 all i wann do is grow up marry christain slater AND DIE (full quote)
11357 I laugh in the face of danger.....and then I hide until it goes away (full quote)
woody Does Elvis talk to you? Does he ask you to do things? Do you see spots? (full quote)
woody I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go please? (full quote)
12076 Are you addressing I? (full quote)
12076 Get off my thang, I'll pop you one. (full quote)
13307 Ugh! Get out of my facial! (full quote)
ThaGataNegra Yer floating! Get outta here! (full quote)
15570 Does Elvis talk to you? Does he say things? Do you see spots? (full quote)
15570 Are you addressing I? (full quote)
15570 He took my arm. Kill him a lot! (full quote)
16188 Person 1: None of the other girls ever gave me this much trouble. Person 2: And where are they now? Hello! (full quote)
16680 It's just that you seem like such a flake, and I mean that in a good way. Hey, i can keep talking until you strike me dead or not.. i prefer not.. (full quote)
16680 1)We're immortal! I can do anything! 2) Oh yeah? CLAP! (full quote)
17494 he ruined me new jakcet! kill him alot! (full quote)
17494 1)you look like shit, man! 2)but i feel...pretty(while floating) (full quote)
17494 he TOOK my ARM! (full quote)
17494 1)hey Lefty, remember what happened the last time we met? 2)yes(while lifting 1 in the air) 1)shit! (full quote)
17494 how funky is your chicken?how funky is your chicken?howloose is your goose?our goose is totally come on all you Hog fansso come on all you Hog fansand shake your caboose. (full quote)
17494 oh my god, you made a joke!Are you okay, do you need to lie down? (full quote)
17494 Mom:good night Bobby Jeffrey:good night Mrs. S. She thinks my name is Bobby? Buffy:it's possible she thinks MY name is Bobby (full quote)
19220 All I wanna do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die. (full quote)
19412 Does the word duh mean anything to you? (full quote)
19412 That really was the most mondo bizarro thing ever. (full quote)
19412 Guys, I think reality stepped out here about 5 minutes ago. (full quote)
19412 I have detention slips here and I'm not afraid to use them! (full quote)
19412 It's just a stupid dance with a bunch of stupid people I see every stupid day. (full quote)
CCas benny: but I'm hungry- pike: you're floating! (full quote)
24206 Her yabos scoff at gravity. (full quote)
24986 ...when she ran to the court in the middle of the game, was that the most mondo bizarro thing ever, or did I blink? (full quote)
24986 Bogus corn! And the ushers, I'd like the acne Patrol! (full quote)
24986 1) A lot has been going on and I wanted to talk to you guys about it...see, a few weeks ago, I met this man. 2) Oh my Gawd, you're having an affair?! 3) cool! 4) Does Jeffrey know? 5) It's not like that-- he's old, he's like fifty...6) EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!! (full quote)
24986 Don't you get it? I don't want to be the 'chosen' one! I don't want to spend the rest of my life chasing after vampires! (full quote)
24986 1) And this isn't important?! This happens to be The Dance....the last dance of our last year. 2) Oh except for the semi-formal 3) Oh yeah... 4) oh and the totally-formal 5) right... 6) Oh and the senior prom- 7) OKAY! (full quote)
24986 No you guys go ahead I'm waiting for Cassandra she's gonna help me with my homework...wait, wait, wait...I kind of loaned her Kimberly's yellow leather jacket so...don't tell her, alright? (full quote)
24986 Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I'm ever going to Spain anyway! (full quote)
24986 Please! They show previews for porn movies... (full quote)
24986 JEFREY: She thinks my name is 'Bobby'? BUFFY: It's possible she thinks my name is Bobby. (full quote)
24986 You got a c plus? I can't believe I cheated off of you! (full quote)
24986 what's your damage?! (full quote)
24986 Please! It's so five minutes ago! (full quote)
24986 Jeffrey, I don't mean to sound sexist but can I borrow her? (full quote)
24986 1) They found Cassandra's body on the hills 2) yeah it's been there for weeks all icky... (full quote)
24986 My birth right? Is that like a trust fund or something? (full quote)
24986 COACH: Repeat after me, 'I am a person, I have a right to the ball'! (full quote)
24986 My trust fund is in the graveyard?! God, what's your damage! (full quote)
24986 MOM: do you know what time it is? BUFFY: Uh, around ten? MOM: Ugh! I knew this thing was slow, you pay a fortune for something! (full quote)
24986 I didn't even break a nail! (full quote)
24986 I can safely say that there's something going on with you, Buffy! Oh, don't worry, you're not in any kind of trouble, but uh...tell's...drugs, isn't? Hey, I hear ya! (full quote)
24986 How can you not tread on the Earth, I mean you're gonna have to, right? (full quote)
24986 Dribble! Shoot-shoot! Take that ball to the hoop-hoop! (full quote)
24986 1) 1st bell people! Time marches on.. 2) what's your point? (full quote)
applechunks Mr.Howard is so heinous, I get a C plus on the test and he tells me, you have no sense of history. I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie. (full quote)
KoolKatt 'You threw a knife at my head.' 'And you caught it.' ' threw a KNIFE at my HEAD!' (full quote)
31681 It's sooo five minutes ago. (full quote)
The Raven You're acting like a thing from another tax bracket! (full quote)
The Raven Everything has been taken away because Daddy made a little mistake on his taxes... for the last twelve years. (full quote)
The Raven Girl): Look, I know you find me attractive. I've seen you looking at my breasts. Guy): Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open. (full quote)
The Raven Okay, that was too close for comfort. Not that slaying is ever comfy, but... you know what I mean. (full quote)
The Raven Do---do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is, how dangerous? I would *love* to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or... God, even studying! But I have to save the world. Again. (full quote)
The Raven Angelus): *Dear [Name of person]..* Hmmm. I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards. Spike): Why don't you rip her lungs out? That might make an impression. Angelus): Lacks... poetry. Spike): Doesn't have to. What rhymes with lungs? (full quote)
34030 you broke up with my machine (full quote)
  'Scuse much, rude or anything? Yeah, nice ensamble. What a homeless. (full quote)
  Jeffery, I don't mean to sound sexist, but can I borrow her. No way, you'd get her dirty. (full quote)
  Buffy: I have no sense of history?! He wears a brown tie! (full quote)
  Excuse much, rude or anything? (full quote)
  Zander 1 what do we do if i goes wrong Zander 2 kill us both spock (they both laugh) Buffy they are kinda the same now Gilles yes he is clearly a bad influance on himself (full quote)
  i saved you a dance your gonna ask me i suppose you want to lead no me either this is a good thing (full quote)
  BUFFY:its a stupid dance with a bunch of stupid ppl i see every stupid day Maddison:oh so now we're like...stupid (full quote)
  Buffy: what language are u speaking Oh get out of my facial (full quote)
  I've saved you a dance your gonna ask me? i suppose you want to lead No me either this is a good thing (full quote)
5386 #1: We can do anything. #2: Oh yeah? Clap. (full quote)
8487 1) what's going on? 2) Simple. I'm gonna prove something. I love you. 1) (disgusted, she turns her face away) Oh, my god. 2) No, look at me. I love you. You're all I bloody think about....dream about. You're in my throat. I'm drowning in you, Summers, I'm drowning in you. (full quote)
8487 1) Things fall apart. They fall apart so hard. 2) Tara? 1) You can't ever....put them back the way they were. 2) Are you OK? 1) I'm sorry. You know, these things....they take time. You can't just have coffee and expect- 2) I know. 1) There's just so much to work through. Trust has to be built again, on both sides. We have to see if we're the same people we were. If we can fit into each other's lives. It's a long, important process....and can we just skip it? Can-can you just be kissing me now? (full quote)
8487 I laugh in the face of danger....then hide till it goes away. (full quote)
8487 1) Looks like a job for Wiccan girl. Whaddaya say, Will? Big time danger. 2) I eat danger for breakfast. 3) But, oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods. (full quote)
The Raven We're right behind you, only further back. (full quote)
The Raven It must have been wonderful. To put on some fantabulous gown and go to a ball like a princess. And have horses and servants and yet more gowns. (full quote)
The Raven Are you crazy? You just don't sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make a noise when you walk, you stomp, or... yodel. (full quote)
36996 I have no sense of history!? He wears a brown tie! (full quote)
37464 All I want to do is graduate from High school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die! (full quote)
cyndy oh, PUH-LEASe!! (full quote)
kmckay1 All I want to do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now that might not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And now you show up and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can THROW things at me? (full quote)
kmckay1 Pike's not a name, it's a fish. (full quote)