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Duck Soup - 1933 Movie Quotes


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13130 I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home. (full quote)
4391 Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did. (full quote)
4391 You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. (full quote)
  Firefly: Do you wanna be a public neucince? Chicolini: Sure, how much does the job pay? Firefly: I've got the right mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. (full quote)
26794 1) Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth. 2) I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll take five and ten in Woolworth. (full quote)
26794 1) That was for you again. 2)I wonder whatever happened to me. (full quote)
26794 1) Your Excellency, General Mills reports a gas attack. What should he do? 2) Tell him to take two teaspoons of bicarbonate and soda and a half a glass of water. (full quote)
10929 I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. (full quote)
10929 I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. (full quote)
10929 --How would you like a job in the mint? --Mint? No, no, I no like a mint. Uh, what other flavor you got? (full quote)
10929 I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. (full quote)
10929 --I'll give you seven years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Sevenworth. --I'll take 5 & 10 at Woolworth's. (full quote)
10929 I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school! (full quote)
10929 Here, have a cigar...That's a good quarter cigar. I smoke the other three quarters myself. (full quote)
10929 --Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you. --Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more. (full quote)
10929 --Not that I care, but where is your husband? --Why, he's dead. --I bet he's just using that as an excuse. --I was with him to the very end. --No wonder he passed away. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did. (full quote)
The Raven I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. (full quote)
The Raven Rufus T): Lieutenant, why weren't the original indictment papers placed in my portfolio? Lieutenant): Why, uh, I didn't think those papers were important at this time, your excellency. Rufus T.): You didn't think they were important? Do you realize I had my dessert wrapped in those papers? (full quote)
The Raven Rufus T.): Now, what is it that has four pairs of pants, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours? Chicolini): 'At's-a good one. I give you three guesses. Rufus T.): Now lemme see. Has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia. Is it male or female? Chicolini): No, I don't think so. Rufus T.): Is he dead? Chicolini): Who? Rufus T.): I don't know. I give up. Chicolini): I give up, too. (full quote)
The Raven You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking you're life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are. (full quote)
The Raven Mrs Teasdale): Your excellency, the ambassador's here on a friendly visit. He's had a change of heart. Rufus T.): A lot of good that'll do him: he's still got the same face. Ambassador): I'm sorry we lost our tempers; I'm willing to forgot if you are. Rufus T.): Forget? You ask me to forget? A Firefly never forgets! Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves, and I'd only have to bury them again. Nothing doing! I'm going back and clean the crackers out of my bed; I'm expecting company. (full quote)
Marvin Acme You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. (full quote)
34821 1. You don't want to be a public nuisance, do you? 2. Sure. How much does the job pay? (full quote)
  One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How is got in my pajamas I'll never know. (full quote)
10929 Victory is ours! (full quote)
34821 1) Take a letter. 2) Who to? 1) The President of the United States. My dear President... read it back... 2) My dear President... 1) That doesn't sound right... take out President... now read it. 2) My dear... 1) That's not right yet... put back President and take out dear... How does it read now? 2) My President... 1) There's still something wrong with it... take out President... Now what've you got? 2) My... 1) Now we're on the right track... Put back dear... How does it read? 2) My dear... 1) You can't say that to the President... Put back President... Now let's hear how sounds. 2) My dear President... 1) That's what I wanted in the first place. Tear it up and send it airmail. (full quote)
  it never rains but it pours (full quote)
10929 --Trentino! --Trentino,eh? Ahh! Call me an upstart, eh? (full quote)
10929 --I surrender, I surrender! --I'm sorry, you'll have to wait till the fruit runs out. (full quote)
10929 I'm sick of messages from the front. Don't we ever get messages from the side? (full quote)
44453 Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first (full quote)
44453 He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot! (full quote)
10929 --I feel you are the most able statesman in all Freedonia. --Well, that covers a lot of ground. (full quote)
jkmills1211 Firefly: This is the only way to travel. (full quote)
jkmills1211 Terantino: Do you mean worm? Firefly: No, it was a seven-letter word. Terantino: Oh, I know, Upstart. Firefly: That was it, Upstart! (Slaps Terantino with a glove). (full quote)
38628A Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you; he really is an idiot. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Have you been trailing Firefly? #2- Have we been trailing Firefly? Why my partner he's got a nose just like a bloodhound? #1- Oh really? #2- Yes, and the rest of his face don't look so good either. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it. (full quote)