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EdTV - 1999 Movie Quotes

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11408 You considered famous for being special, but now you are considered fpecial merely for being famous (full quote)
11689 #1 You're in show business? #2 Yeah, ..... I'm in video servicing. (full quote)
11689 I'm like a love coroner. (full quote)
11689 My father? Well, when I was 12 my Mum had a hysterectimy and he ran off with her nurse. That's my Dad, Ray Pekurny. (full quote)
11689 Yeah I gotta dream. I just don't know what it is yet. (full quote)
11689 #1 what'd I miss. #2 He's checking out his own arse. (full quote)
11689 Get your raggedy little Steven Seigal lovin arses outta here. (full quote)
11689 You know, most people like to hurry through a toe clipping session. (full quote)
11689 I just kissed my boyfriends brother on television. How is that OK? (full quote)
11689 That was Whittaker on the phone. I'm going to have to scrub my arse cause he's on his way over to kiss it. (full quote)
11689 So, will you be my Zamboni date? (full quote)
11689 Honestly, I try not to go to the bathroom until Ed goes to the bathroom. (full quote)
11689 For the love of sweet jesus christ. (full quote)
11689 #1 Well this is quite the shit hole isn't it? #2 It could be if you fixed it up. (full quote)
11689 God damn we are GO for sex people. (full quote)
12153 We don't even have money in our budget for coffee filters. We're using a yarmulke! (full quote)
12153 Of course I stopped payment on the plugs, you gave me doll hair! (full quote)
12153 (1) One more word out of you, Cynthia, and you're fired. (2) Oh, and which word would that be? Asshole? Shithead? (full quote)
12153 Look, Ed, you put anybody on television sixteen hours a day, and sooner or later they're going to fall off a table and land on a cat. (full quote)
3225 1) I never intended to marry him 2) Why not? 1) Well for one thing, he's a bad lay. I man bad BLECHH (full quote)
3225 I'm only gonna say this once, because talking this way is really hurting my throat (full quote)
3225 And all that boy did was hurt that little girl's pussy (full quote)
3225 The mother is too good at it The stepdad can't do it, both brother's stink at it, the dad can do it but it killed him. how does this family reproduce?! (full quote)
13307 He's, uh, checking out his own ass. (full quote)