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Fight Club - 1999 Movie Quotes


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darricke I am Jack's smirking revenge. (full quote)
darricke Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. (full quote)
  single serving sugar, single serving cream, single pad of butter, the people i met on the plane, they were only single serving friends.. (full quote)
bigcat58 Now a question of etiquette. As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? (full quote)
bigcat58 Man, you've got some wierd fuckin' friends. Limber though. (full quote)
  hey man, do what ya like (full quote)
  hey man, do what ya like (full quote)
3505 Consider it ass-hole tax. (full quote)
  I say let us never be complete, I say let us evolve....let the chips fall where they may. (full quote)
4149 The lower you fall, the higher you fly. The farther you run, the more God wants you back. (full quote)
4149 Someday, you will die. And until you know that, you're useless to me. (full quote)
  You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake! (full quote)
  Did you know you can make napalm by combining one part frozen orange juice concentrate and 3 parts gasoline? One can make all sorts of explosives using simple houselhold items. (full quote)
  In Tyler we trusted. (full quote)
  The first rule of Operation Mayham is you do not ask questions. (full quote)
4169 WOAH! WOAH! YOU ARE SHOOTING ARE your IMAGINARY FRIEND IN FRONT OF 2000 GALLONS OF NITROGYLCERIN!! (full quote)
4149 I am Jacks Colon....I get cancer I kill Jack (full quote)
  Self improvement is masturbation. Self destruction is the answer. (full quote)
  In Tyler we trust (full quote)
  We were selling rich women their fat asses back to them (full quote)
1212 Tyler Durden, Tyler Durden, you fucking prick! (full quote)
1212 And you're too fucking...BLOND!! (full quote)
1212 I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool. (full quote)
  it is only when we have lost everthing that we can really do anything (full quote)
1339 your'e too old fatty, and you're too fucking blond!! (full quote)
  Congratulations. youre one step closer to hitting bottom. (full quote)
  The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger, you dance all night, then you throw it away... the condom, I mean, not the stranger. (full quote)
4522 The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger, you dance all night, then you throw it away... The condom, I mean, not the stranger. (full quote)
4385 You are the most interesting single serving friend í've met. (full quote)
  Only after you have lost everything are you free to do anything. (full quote)
4597 We have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction. The demolition's committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this, because Tyler knows this. (full quote)
4597 Suddenly, I realize that all of this: the gun, the bombs, the revolution, has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer. (full quote)
4597 If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla. Marla, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tongueing it. But you can't. (full quote)
4597 Marla's philosophy of life was that she could die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't. (full quote)
4597 On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. (full quote)
4597 How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food. (full quote)
4597 Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains. (full quote)
2455 I look the way you want to look, I fuck the way you want to fuck. (full quote)
  On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. (full quote)
4820 Tell him that the deliberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perception...Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material posessions. (full quote)
  You met me at a very strange time in my life. (full quote)
  Slide (full quote)
  You are not your fucking khakis! (full quote)
  you are not your fucking khakis (full quote)
kazlam A microwave cordon-bleu hobby kit. (full quote)
4358 I know this because Tyler knows this (full quote)
4358 Bob...Bob had bitch tits (full quote)
4358 Yes we're men, men is what we are (full quote)
4358 Planet Starbucks... (full quote)
4358 Like so many others, I have became a slave to the Ikea nesty instinct (full quote)
4358 what kind of dining set defines me as a person? (full quote)
4358 No, you can't die from insomnia (full quote)
4358 I was holding! (full quote)
4358 No. You need healthy, natural sleep. (full quote)
4358 Hey, come on. I'm in pain. (full quote)
4358 I always wanted 3 kids, 2 boys and a girl. (full quote)
4358 I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage. (full quote)
4358 Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing with us... (full quote)
4358 We give each other strength (full quote)
4358 I was a juicer. (full quote)
4358 His eyes, already shrink-wrapped in tears... (full quote)
4358 Lost in oblivion...dark and silent and complete... (full quote)
4358 I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. (full quote)
4358 I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around. (full quote)
4358 Now we're going to open the green door, the heat chakra. (full quote)
4358 Step forward into your cave. (full quote)
4358 Every evening I died...and every evening, I was born again. (full quote)
4358 Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed, too. (full quote)
4358 This was my vacation. And she ruined everything. (full quote)
4358 This is cancer, right? (full quote)
4358 Marla, the big tourist. (full quote)
4358 I hadn't slept in 4 days. (full quote)
4358 I no longer have any fear of death. (full quote)
4358 Oh yeah...Chloe. Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody. (full quote)
4358 I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. (full quote)
4358 No one will have sex with me. (full quote)
4358 If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla. (full quote)
4358 In the Tibetan philosophy, Sylvia Plath sense of the word, I know we're all--we're all dying, all right? But you're not dying the way Chloe back there is dying. (full quote)
4358 It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee. (full quote)
4358 Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak... (full quote)
4358 1] You can't have both parasites, but why don't you take the blood parasites-- 2] I want brain parasites. (full quote)
4358 I'll take the blood parasites, but I'm gonna take the organic brain demensia. (full quote)
4358 You can't have the whole brain! (full quote)
4358 Hey, you left half you're clothes! (full quote)
4358 Every time the plane banked too sharply on takeoff or landing, I prayed for a crash or a midair collision. Anything. (full quote)
4358 Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. (full quote)
4358 Did you know, if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm? (full quote)
4358 Or when a volcanic blast and debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night... (full quote)
4358 I suppose these things happen (full quote)
4358 The things you own, end up owning you... (full quote)
4358 I want you to do me a favour...I want you to hit me as hard as you can... (full quote)
4358 Even a humming-bird couldn't catch Tyler at work (full quote)
4358 How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight? (full quote)
4358 I don't wanna die without any scars (full quote)
4358 You hit me in the ear! (full quote)
4358 Can I get the icon in cornflower blue? (full quote)
4358 You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick... (full quote)
4358 Shatner, I'd fight William Shatner... (full quote)
4358 Is that what a man looks like? (full quote)
4358 Fell down some stairs... (full quote)
4358 I'd fight Ghandi (full quote)
4358 Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart (full quote)
4358 Ha ha, ohh, oh you got some fuct up friends, I'm telling you. Limber, though...silly coos (full quote)
4358 Prepare...to evacuate soul. (full quote)
4358 The mattress is all sealed in slippery plaster (full quote)
4358 I am Jack's raging bile duct (full quote)
4358 If only I had wasted a couple of minutes and gone to watch Marla Singer die, none of this would've happened (full quote)
4358 I was the Zen master (full quote)
4358 Is that your blood? (full quote)
4358 I am Jack's cold sweat (full quote)
4358 Reject the basic assumption of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions (full quote)
4358 I loved every stick of furniture in that place. That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed, it was me! (full quote)
4358 I'd like to thank the academy (full quote)
5019 (voice over) I would like to thank the Acadamy... (full quote)
5019 I am Jack's complete lack of suprise. (full quote)
5019 I want you to hit me...as hard as you can. (full quote)
5019 I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection. (full quote)
5019 This is crazy. (full quote)
5019 The question, Raymond, was what did you want to be?! (full quote)
5019 He's not here. Tyler's not here. Tyler went away. Tyler's gone. (full quote)
  Cornelious? Is that you? (full quote)
  The next person who comes out this door gets a lead salad (full quote)
  Hows that working out for you.....what.... Being clever? (full quote)
  (1)what do you want?you wanna go back to the shit job, fucking condo world watching sitcoms? fuck you i won't do it(2)oh god this can't be happening. (1)it's already done so shut up. 60 seconds can you see alright? (2)i can beat this. i can beat this. your not real the gun is. the gun isn't in your hand the guns in mine. (1) hey good for you doesn't change a thing. now why wanna put a gun to your head(2) not my head tyler our head. (1) intresting! where you going with this Ikea boy. (full quote)
  advertising has you working jons that you hate for shit you don't need. (full quote)
  Advertising has you working jobs that you hate for shit you don't need. (full quote)
  1) so, was it ticking? 2) throwers don't concern themselves with ticking because modern bombs don't tick. 1) I'm sorry....throwers? 2) Baggage handlers. But when a bag vibrates, the thrower's gotta call the cops. 1) Let me get this strait, my bag was vibrating? 2) 9 times out of 10 it's an electric razor. But every once in a while......it's a dildo. Now the company has a policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We always use the indefinite article - a dildo. Never - your dildo. 1) I don't own a... (full quote)
  1) so, was it ticking? 2) throwers don't concern themselves with ticking because modern bombs don't tick. 1) I'm sorry....throwers? 2) Baggage handlers. But when a bag vibrates, the thrower's gotta call the cops. 1) Let me get this strait, my suit case was vibrating? 2) 9 times out of 10 it's an electric razor. But every once in a while......it's a dildo. Now the company has a policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We always use the indefinite article - a dildo. Never - your dildo. 1) I don't own a... (full quote)
  with insomnia nothing is real everything is far away everything is a copy of a copy of a copy (full quote)
  you are now entering your cave, you will see your power animal. Slide! (full quote)
  This is my life, and it's ending one minute at a time. (full quote)
  If a new car built by my company leaves Chicago traveling west at 60 miles per hour, and the rear differential locks up, and the car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside, does my company initiate a recall? You take the population of vehicles in the field (A) and multiply it by the probable rate of failure (B), then multiply the result by the average cost of an out-of-court settlement (C). A times B times C equals X. This is what it will cost if we don't initiate a recall. If X is greater than the cost of a recall, we recall the cars and no one gets hurt. If X is less than the cost of a recall, then we don't recall. (full quote)
  A single frame in a movie is on the screen for one-sixtieth of a second. Divide a second into sixty different parts. That's how long the erection is. Towering four stories tall over the popcorn auditorium, slippery red and terrible, and no one sees it. (full quote)
  This is your life, and it's ending one moment at a time. (full quote)
  You met me at a very strange time in my life (full quote)
  1: you're not going to sell those, are you? 2(sharply): yes, I'm selling some clothes. (full quote)
  I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. (full quote)
  A nice big cock (full quote)
  If you want an omlet, you have to break some eggs. (full quote)
  Babies don't sleep this well. (full quote)
  At the store they have 100% recycled toilet paper. The worst job in the world must be recycling toilet paper (full quote)
1212 I didn't say anything...people always assumed the worse. They cried harder, then I cried harder. (full quote)
1212 I couldn't cry. So, once again I couldn't sleep (full quote)
1212 1)Oh God, why are you doing this? 2)It's cheaper than a movie and there's free coffee. (full quote)
1212 No, no...I want bowel cancer. (full quote)
1212 We have the exact same briefcase (full quote)
1212 My suitcase...was vibrating? (full quote)
1212 It was right in everyone's face. Tyler and I just made it visible. It was on the tip of everyone's tongue. Tyler and I just gave it a name. (full quote)
1212 1)Is that what a man looks like? 2)(laughs)Ahh. Self-improvement is masterbation and self-destruction. (full quote)
1212 Have you ever heard a death rattle before? (full quote)
1212 1)You have every reason to live! 2)She's infectious human waste! good luck trying to save HER! (full quote)
1212 1)Now promise me. 2)Okay. 1)You promise? 2)Yeah, I promise. 1)Promise. 2)I just said 'I promise.' 1)That's 3 times you promised. (full quote)
1212 I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore. (full quote)
1212 1)You don't know where I've been, Lou! 2)Oh My God! 2)Ha ha!! You don't know where I've been!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!! (full quote)
1212 1)Run Forrest Run!! 2)I feel ill. 1)Imagine how he feels. (full quote)
1212 We are all part of the same compost heap! (full quote)
1212 You decide your own level of involvement. (full quote)
1212 1)Now answer me, why do people think that I'm you? 2)I think you know. 1)No, I don't. 2)Yes, you do. Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me? (full quote)
1212 First person comes out this fucking door, gets a--gets a lead salad, do you understand!! (full quote)
1612 I felt like destroying something beautiful. (full quote)
2049 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. (full quote)
evilroy I felt like destoying something beautiful. (full quote)
evilroy His name was Robert Paulson. (full quote)
2455 We are a generation of men raised by women. I'm beginning to wonder if another woman is what we really need (full quote)
2455 Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken (full quote)
2455 Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? (full quote)
4358 I'm 6 years old again passing messages between my parents (full quote)
4358 Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothin' (full quote)
4358 You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, He never wanted you. In all probability, He hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him. (full quote)
4358 It's only after we lost everything that we're free to do anything (full quote)
4358 Congradulations. You're one step closer to hitting bottom. (full quote)
4358 Wel, i gotta tell ya...I'd be very, very careful who you talk about that. Because the person who wrote that...is dangerous. And this buttoned-down, oxford-cloth psycho might just snap and then stalk from office to office with an Armilade AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and coworkers. This might be someone you've known for years...someone very...very...close to you (full quote)
4358 Look at my face, Bob (full quote)
4358 Well...first rule is...I'm not suppose to talk about it. And the second rule is, I'm not suppose to talk about it. And the third rule is... (full quote)
4358 Supposedly...he was born in a mental institution. And he sleeps only one hour a night. He's a great man. (full quote)
4358 Our Great War's a spiritual war. Our Great depression is our lives. (full quote)
4358 No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. (full quote)
4358 Aah! OK, OK, OK. I got it. I got it. I got it. Shit, I lost it. (full quote)
4358 Thanks, Lou. you, too, big guy. (full quote)
4358 You're gonna start a fight. And you're gonna lose. (full quote)
4358 1] Excuse me. You sprayed me with your hose. 2] Like that? 1] That's not necessary...stop it...stop it...sorry... (full quote)
4358 I am Jack's...complete lack of surprise (full quote)
4358 I am Jack's wasted life (full quote)
4358 On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero (full quote)
4358 Raymond K. Hessel, 1320 Southeast Banning, apartment A. small, cramped basement apartment, Raymond? (full quote)
4358 Stuff? Were the midterms hard? (full quote)
4358 I feel ill. (full quote)
4358 Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. (full quote)
4358 No fear. No distractions. (full quote)
4358 You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fuckin' khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. (full quote)
4358 Chloe's dead. (full quote)
4358 I'm going to go inside and I'm going to get a shovel. (full quote)
4358 Like a monkey ready to be shot into space. Space monkey. Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. (full quote)
4358 You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. (full quote)
4358 Sir, the first rule of project Mayhem is you do not ask questions, sir. (full quote)
4358 The people you are after are the people you depend on. (full quote)
4358 I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection (full quote)
4358 I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save it's species. (full quote)
4358 I wanted to breathe smoke (full quote)
4358 where'd you go, psycho boy? (full quote)
4358 Something on your mind, dear? (full quote)
4358 What do you want?! Statement of purpose? Should I email you? Should I put this on your action item list? You decide your own involvement! (full quote)
4358 Stop trying to control everything and just let go. Let go! (full quote)
4358 We just had a near-life experience! (full quote)
4358 In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forest, arounf the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the vines of the Sears Tower. (full quote)
4358 Feel better, champ (full quote)
4358 Planet Tyler (full quote)
4358 I am Jack's broken heart (full quote)
4358 Operation Latte Thunder, go! (full quote)
4358 In death, a member of project Mayhem, has a name... (full quote)
4358 1] I'm not exposed to...speak any such information to you, nor would I, even if I had said information you want at this juncture, be able. 2] You're a moron (full quote)
4358 It was like following an invisible man (full quote)
4358 You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is that a pretty accurate description of our relationship, Tyler? (full quote)
4358 We have just lost cabin pressure (full quote)
4358 Why do people think that I am you? (full quote)
4358 Oh, here comes an avalanche of bullshit (full quote)
4358 2 sides? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass! (full quote)
4358 You have very serious emotional problems (full quote)
4358 3 minutes. This is it. The beginning. Ground zero. (full quote)
4358 Hey. You created me. I didn't creat some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility. (full quote)
4358 Have I ever let us down? (full quote)
4358 I will carry you, kicking and screaming, and in the end, you will thank me. (full quote)
4358 Not my head, Tyler. Our head. (full quote)
4358 where you going with this, Ikea boy? (full quote)
4747 We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. (full quote)
5026 If I had a tumor I'd name it Marla. (full quote)
5046 1) One could make all sorts of explosives using common household items... 2) Really. 1) ... if one were so inclined. (full quote)
5160 I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. (full quote)
5316 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school! (full quote)
5461 here you will find your power animal (full quote)
5673 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school (full quote)
5747 Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one. (full quote)
5747 It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We use the indefinite article: 'A dildo.' Never 'your dildo.' (full quote)
5747 home was a condo on the fifteenth floor of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. The walls were solid concrete. A foot of concrete is important when your neighbor lets her hearing aid go and has to watch game shows at full volume, or when a volcanic blast of debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night. (full quote)
5747 -Could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're asleep and toss it out the window of a moving car. -There's always that (full quote)
5747 We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm just wondering if another woman is what we really need. (full quote)
5747 -Any historical figure? -I'd fight Ghandi. -good answer. -You? -Abe Lincoln. Big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger (full quote)
5754 put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains (full quote)
5912 We work job we don't like to buyt shit we don't need. (full quote)
5912 We work jobs we don't like to buy shit we don't need. (full quote)
5912 We work jobs we don't like to buy shit we don't need. (full quote)
6080 1:I am Jack's colon.2:I get cancer. I kill Jack. (full quote)
6080 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. (full quote)
6080 You're not your fuckin' Khakies. (full quote)
6103 I am Jills Nipple (full quote)
6446 When you're an insomniac, you're never really awake and your're never really asleep. (full quote)
6446 ...his name was Robert Pawlson, his name was Robert Pawlson.... (full quote)
6538 God damn it,and entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables... slaves with white collars. Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, no purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd be millionaires, movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. (full quote)
6987 Bad news friend, it's not gonna happen, I'm sorry if there was a misunderstanding, it's not the end of the world, just go away. Go, because you are trespassing, and I will have to call the police. (full quote)
6987 You're too old fat man, your tits are too big, get the fuck off my porch. (full quote)
6987 Like a monkey ready to be shot into space - Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. (full quote)
7066 his name, is robert paulson (full quote)
7066 man, FUCK martha stewart (full quote)
7085 You have to Know and not Fear that someday you are going to die. Until you know that and embrace that, you are useless. (full quote)
7085 Do you know the indusrty slang for flight attendant? Air mattress (full quote)
7086 1)Go deep into your cave..and find..your power animal 2)Slide! (full quote)
7579 If I fall asleep, I'm done for. You're gonna have to keep me up all night. (full quote)
7642 If you wake up at a different time and a different place, can you be a different person? (full quote)
7957 We are the all singing all dancing crap of the world. (full quote)
7957 You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. (full quote)
7977 Nice Big Cock! (full quote)
8157 *laughs* You're too old, fatman. Tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch. (full quote)
8157 I got right in everyone's fargile little face. Yes, these are from fighting. Yes, I am comfortable with that. I am enlightened. (full quote)
8157 I got right in everyone's fargile little face. Yes, these are from fighting. Yes, I am comfortable with that. I am enlightened. (full quote)
8236 You are not your job. You are not how much money you have in the bank. (full quote)
8236 My tits gonna rott off. (full quote)
8236 Marla's philosophy of life, I later found out, was that she could die at any moment. The tragedy of her life was that she didn't. (full quote)
8236 you can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick (full quote)
8260 This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. (full quote)
8400 This is your life. And it's ending one minute at a time. (full quote)
8400 We've all been raised by television to believe we're going to be millionaires and movie gods and rockstars...but we won't...and we are slowly learning this...and we are VERY pissed off. (full quote)
8445 This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. (full quote)
8445 I want bowl cancer. (full quote)
redlola Slide (full quote)
redlola I haven't been fucked like that since I was in grade school (full quote)
8749 I see a lot of new faces hear (other laugh ) shut up ! that means a lot of you are breaking the first two rules . It's a shame , i can't fuck you , but sooner or later , you're fucked . (full quote)
8778 Our fathers were our madels for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? Listen to me. You have to face the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all prbability, he hates you. It's not the worst thing that can happen. We dont need him. F*ck damnation, man. F*ck redemption. We are God's unwanted children, SO BE IT! First you have to give up. First you have to know, not fear, that someday, you're gonna die. It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. (full quote)
8778 You look good. You...look..like a pirate. (full quote)
9072 I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. (full quote)
9152 His name is Robert Paulsen. (full quote)
  Tell him that The liberator that has destroyed my property has realigned my perception. (full quote)
  i look around, i look around, i see alot of new faces (laughter) shutup, thats means alot of you are breaking tthe first 2 rules (full quote)
  On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. (full quote)
  Marla was like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it, but you can't. (full quote)
  She's a predator posing as a housepet. Stay away from that one. (full quote)
  1) I want you to do me a favor. 2) Yeah sure. 1) I want you to hit me as hard as you can. 2) What? 1) I want you to hit me...as hard as you can. 2) What do you want me to do, you want me to just hit you? 1) Come on just do me this one favor. 2)Why? 1)Why? I don't know why, I don't know. Never been in a fight, you? 2) No, but that's a good thing. 1) No it is not. How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight. I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on, hit me before I lose my nerve. 2)Oh God, this is crazy. 1) So go crazy, let 'er rip. 2) I don't know about this. 1) I don't either. Who gives a shit. No one's watching, what do you care? 2) This is crazy, you want me to hit you? 1) That's right. 2) Like in the face? 1) He, he, he...surprise me. 2)This is so fucking stupid! 1)Motherfucker!....you hit me in the ear! 2) Well, Jesus I'm sorry. 1) Ow! Christ! Why the ear man? 2) Awe, I fucked it up. 1) No that was perfect. (full quote)
  1) I've seen you practicing this. 2) Practicing what? 1) Telling me off. Is it going as well as you hoped? (full quote)
  You got here fast! Did I call you? (full quote)
  every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurected (full quote)
  I say never be complete, stop being perfect, i say evolve. Let the chips fall were they may (full quote)
  jack: my suitcase.. was vibrating? secutity guard: yeah, nine out of ten times its an electric razor, but once in awhile..... its a dildo. of your we can never imply ownership of it, always the dildo, never your dildo. jack: but i dont own.... security guard: (nods and waves him off) (full quote)
  Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction is the answer. (full quote)
  Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction is the answer. (full quote)
  Self-improvement is self-destruction or at least masturbation (full quote)
  what a shithole! (full quote)
  Narrator: You are by far the most interesting single serving friend I've ever met. You see I have this thing... Tyler: Oh, I get it. That's very clever Narrator: Thanks Tyler: How's that workin out for ya? Narrator: What? Tyler: Being clever Narrator: ...Great. Tyler: Well, keep it up then. (full quote)
  ...and I used to be such a nice guy. (full quote)
  Have you ever heard a death rattle before? Do you think it would live up to it's name, or would it just be a death hairball? Do you want to wait, and listen to me describe death? (full quote)
  your not your fucking khakis! (full quote)
  I'd like to thank the Academy... (full quote)
  I make and I sell soap. (full quote)
  To make soap, first you render fat. (full quote)
  Whoa! Whoa! You are now shooting at your imaginary friend...in front of 400 gallons of nitroglycerine! (full quote)
  i am jack's complete lack of surprise. (full quote)
  for some reason, i thought of my first fight with tyler. (full quote)
  sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken (full quote)
  It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. (full quote)
  Because oxygen gets you high. (full quote)
  This, is a chemical burn! (full quote)
  You give up condo world. You give up all your flaming worldly possessions. Go live in a delapadated house in a toxic waste part of town and you have to come home to this...(Excessive orgasmic sreams and thuds which shake the house) (full quote)
  Slide....... (full quote)
  On a long enough timeline everyone's survival rate drops to zero. (full quote)
  Slide! (full quote)
  Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. (full quote)
  i felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. i wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those french beaches i'd never see. i wanted to breathe smoke. (full quote)
  [W]e're slowly learing that, and we're very pissed off (full quote)
  You hurt the ones you love and love the ones you hurt. (full quote)
  Meet Bob. Bob has bitch tits. (full quote)
  oh fuck me.. hard!!!!!!! (full quote)
  I wanted to destroy something beautiful (full quote)
  You've got to learn that does God not like you, he never wanted you, above all else, HE HATES YOU! (full quote)
  1) How's that working out for you? 2) what? 1)Being clever. (full quote)
  We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have to Great War... no great depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaries and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off... (full quote)
  urine is sterile you can drink it! (full quote)
  We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world! (full quote)
  Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh*t we don't need. (full quote)
  Teleivision has raised us to believe one day we'll all be millionaires,movie gods,and rockstars,but we wont and we're slowly learning that fact and we are all very very pissed off. (full quote)
  tyler was the guerrila terrorist of the food marketing industry .. aside from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on merange, sneezed on braised on de, and as for the cream of mushroom soup ... tell em .... well ... u get the idea. (full quote)
  #1 now find your power animal... 2# ....slide **exhaling smoke (full quote)
  In the world I see -- you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You will wear leather clothes that last you the rest of your life. You will climb the wrist-think kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and laying-strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of the ruins of a superhighway. (full quote)
  I felt like putting a bullet between in the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. (full quote)
  The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. (full quote)
  Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who have ever lived. I see all this potential -- God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas and waiting tables; they're slaves with white collars. Advertisements have them chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit they don't need. We are the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no great war, or great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised by television to believe that one day we'll all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars -- but we won't. And we're learning slowly that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. (full quote)
  You are not your job...you are not how much money you have in the bank...not the car you drive...not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. (full quote)
  The first rule of fight club: Do not talk about fight club. (full quote)
  You are not your job.You are not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet......your'e not your fucking khakis. (full quote)
  Tonight... we make soap! (full quote)
  An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has it's taste in cars & clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history man. No purpose, no place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives. (full quote)
  I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck; I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways you are not. (full quote)
  The things you own end up owning you. (full quote)
  In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forest around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last the rest of your life. You'll climb the rustic cutlass vines that wrap the Sears Tower and when you look down below you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison in the empty carpool lanes of some abandoned super highway. (full quote)
  Worker bees can leave Even drones can fly away The queen is their slave (full quote)
  You're a T-shirt. You're a movie of the week. (full quote)
  I felt like putting bullet between the eyes of every panda who wouldn't screw to save it's species. (full quote)
  ...If one were so inclined. (full quote)
  It is only after we lose everything, that we are free to do anything. (full quote)
  The first rule of fight club is... you do not talk about fight club the second rule of fight club is....YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB third rule ....no shirts no shoes fouth rule....fights will go on as long as they have to fifth rule ... one fight at a time fellas and the sixth and final rule... if this is your fist nite at fite club.............. YOU HAVE TO FIGHT! (full quote)
  It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything your mom and dad will have to call kindly doctor so-and-so to dig up your dental records, because there won't be much left of your face (full quote)
  We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world (full quote)
  in order to make an omlette, first you have to break some eggs. i am jacks complete lack of surprise i am jacks raging bile duct i am jacks wasted life i am jacks inflamed sense of rejection i am jacks cold sweat i am jacks broken heart i am jacks smirking revenge (full quote)
  We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. (full quote)
  Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken (full quote)
  We are the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war...our Great Depression is our lives. (full quote)
  This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. (full quote)
  His name was Robert Pulson! (full quote)
  We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. (full quote)
  You are not job. You are not the clothes you wear. You are not the car you drive. You are not the money you have in the bank. You are not your fucking khakis... (full quote)
  1 have you ever =been in a fight 2 no 1 i want you to hit as hard as you can 2 you want me to hit you 1 thats right 2 where 1 surprise me (he hits hims) 1 ou you hit me in the fucking ear 2 i'm sorry 1 no that was great. (full quote)
  How embarassing...a refigerator full of condiments and no food. (full quote)
  We are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world. (full quote)
  ~Tylers words coming out of my mouth~ (full quote)
  Tylers words coming out of my mouth. And I used to be such a nice guy (full quote)
  You don't know where I've been, Lou! (full quote)
  9 times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...it's a dildo. In the event of a dildo, we always have to use the indefinite articele A dildo, never your dildo. (full quote)
  (Boss looking at shirt) Is that your blood? (Tyler) Yeah, well, some of it. (full quote)
  sticking feathers up your but does not make you a chicken. what your feeling is premature enlightenment (full quote)
  This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. (full quote)
  Slide (full quote)
  Slide (full quote)
  Motherf...You hit me in the ear! (full quote)
  I want you to hit me as hard as you can. (full quote)
  You know that old saying....how you always hurt the ones you love....well it works both ways. (full quote)
  Hi.....your gonna call off your rigorous investigation and publically state there is no underground group...or...these guys are gonna take your balls. They're gonna send one to the New York Times, one to the L.A. Times, press-release style. Look the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances....we guard you while you sleep!........DO NOT FUCK WITH US!!! (full quote)
  Hi.....your gonna call off your rigorous investigation and publically state there is no underground group...or...these guys are gonna take your balls. They're gonna send one to the New York Times, one to the L.A. Times, press-release style. Look the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances....we guard you while you sleep!........DO NOT FUCK WITH US!!! (full quote)
  we were selling rich women their fat asses back to them. (full quote)
  I look like you want to look. I fuck like you want to fuck. I am smart, capable, and most of all I am free in all of the ways that you are not. (full quote)
  Hey, a woman could cut off your penis while you are sleeping and throw it out the window of a moving car. (full quote)
  your too old, fat man...tits are too big. (full quote)
  HEY...you wanna make an omlete you gotta break some eggs (full quote)
  i dont want to die without any scars (full quote)
  I want to have your baby, I want to have your abortion. (full quote)
  we've just lost cabin pressure (full quote)
  I haven't been fucked like that since grade school (full quote)
  Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains... (full quote)
  If I were you, I'd be very careful who I talk to about that. because the person who wrote that, is dangerous. And they might just stalk from office to office with a armilite AR-10 carbine gas powered semi automatic weapon bitterly pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone very close to you, somebody you've known for years. (SNATCH!) Or you could just not bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up. (full quote)
  You said you'd say that... (full quote)
  Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction... (full quote)
  on a long enough time line everyones survival rate drops to zero (full quote)
  We have no Great War. No Great depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war... our Great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. (full quote)
  You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. (full quote)
  ...slide. (full quote)
  We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. (full quote)
  You reject the basic assumption of material possession, and especially the importance of material possessions (full quote)
  It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything (full quote)
  With a gun barrel between your teeth you speak only in vowels (full quote)
  It's only after you've lost everything that your free to do anything. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. You have to realize that someday you will die. . . Untill you know that, you are useless. (full quote)
  everything's gonna be good, now.... (full quote)
  I feel like puting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save it's species. (full quote)
  i feel like puting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save it's species. (full quote)
  We have the same suitcase! (full quote)
  sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken (full quote)
  Voiceover: Let me tell you a little something about Tyler Durden... Jack: Tyler was a night person. While the rest of us slept, he worked. He had one part-time job as a projectionist at a movie cinema. You see, a movie doesn't come on one big reel, it comes on several. Tyler's job was to be there to switch the reels at the time of the change-over. If you look carefully, you can see these little marks come into the top right-hand corner of the screen. Tyler: In the industry, we call these 'cigarette burns' Jack: That's the cue for the change-over. Tyler switches the reels, the movie goes right on playing, and nobody in the audience has any idea. Tyler: Why would anybody want this shit job? Jack: Well, because it offers him other interesting opportunities... Tyler: Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films! [the movie is interrupted by a split-second flash and a moan, then immediately resumes. Kids and parents start looking at each other.] Jack: Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did... Tyler (grinning): A nice big cock! [the movie ends. One child is crying.] Jack: Not even a hummingbird could catch Tyler at work. (full quote)
  Voiceover: Let me tell you a little something about Tyler Durden... Jack: Tyler was a night person. While the rest of us slept, he worked. He had one part-time job as a projectionist at a movie cinema. You see, a movie doesn't come on one big reel, it comes on several. Tyler's job was to be there to switch the reels at the time of the change-over. If you look carefully, you can see these little marks come into the top right-hand corner of the screen. Tyler: In the industry, we call these 'cigarette burns' Jack: That's the cue for the change-over. Tyler switches the reels, the movie goes right on playing, and nobody in the audience has any idea. Tyler: Why would anybody want this shit job? Jack: Well, because it offers him other interesting opportunities... Tyler: Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films! [the movie is interrupted by a split-second flash and a moan, then immediately resumes. Kids and parents start looking at each other.] Jack: Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did... Tyler (grinning): A nice big cock! [the movie ends. One child is crying.] Jack: Not even a hummingbird could catch Tyler at work. (full quote)
  I´m Jack´s lack of surprise (full quote)
  I´m Jack´s lack of surprise (full quote)
  Whoa, whoa! You are now firing a gun, at your imaginary friend, NEXT TO FOUR-HUNDRED GALLONS OF NITRO-GLYCERINE! (full quote)
  Bob had bitch tits. (full quote)
  I found freedom, losing all hope was freedom (full quote)
  I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. (full quote)
  On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. (full quote)
  It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. (full quote)
  With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vowels. (full quote)
  When deep space exploration heads up, it'll be the corporations that name everything: the IBM Stratosphere, the Microsoft Galaxy, Planet Starbucks. (full quote)
  In the world I see -- you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You will wear leather clothes that last you the rest of your life. You will climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the SearsTower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and laying-strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of the ruins of a superhighway. (full quote)
1221 Ahhhh... the richest, creamiest fat in the world. (full quote)
7016 With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. (full quote)
8563 where'd you go, psycho boy? (full quote)
8563 He was full of pep. Must've had his grande latte enema. (full quote)
8563 I'd flip through catalogs and wonder what kind of dining set defines me as a person. (full quote)
8563 I make and I sell soap - the yardstick of civilization. (full quote)
8563 We used to read pornography. (full quote)
8563 No, you can't die from insomnia. (full quote)
trip #1) We've just heard the stories #2) what kind of stories? #3) Nobody knows what he looks like. #1) He has facial reconstructive surgery every 3 months. #2) That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard. (full quote)
trip It's called a changeover. The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea. (full quote)
9206 I ran, I ran until my muscles ached and my veins pumped battery acid, then....I ran some more! (full quote)
9244 i sell soap (full quote)
9376 You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. (full quote)
9454 With enough soap we could blow up just about anything. (full quote)
9900 1) this is crazy, you want me to hit you? 2)thats right 1) where? like in the face? 2)surprise me (full quote)
9982 self improvement is masturbation (full quote)
10460 My eyes are open. (full quote)
10519 You only speak in vowels with a gun shoved in your mouth. (full quote)
10549 People are always asking me. do i know T_____ D_____. (full quote)
10641 The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You put one on, dance all night with a stranger and then throw it away. The condom, not the stranger. (full quote)
10641 Marla, she's like that cut on the top of your mouth that would heal if you'd only stop tonguing it, but you can't. (full quote)
10794 This is ypur life good to the last drop.This is your life and it's ening one minute at a time. (full quote)
10794 This is your life good to the last drop.This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. (full quote)
10794 You are not a beautifual and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap. We are all the all singing, all dancing CRAP of the world. You are not your bank account. You are not the cloths you wear. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your boul cancer. You are not your Grande Latte.You are not the car you drive. YOU ARE NOT your FUCKING KHAKIS. (full quote)
10794 You have to give up. You have to realize that someday you have to die, until then you are usless. (full quote)
10929 555-0153. (full quote)
10929 Girl From Ypsilanti. (full quote)
10929 SEVEN YEARS IN TIBET (full quote)
11007 YOU ARE NOT A UNIQUE SNOW FLAKE (full quote)
11232 There is no great war, no great depression... our great war is a spiritual was, our great depression is our lives. (full quote)
11274 That old saying, that you always hurt the ones you love. Well, it works both ways. (full quote)
11274 That old saying, how you always hurt the ones you love. Well, it works both ways. (full quote)
11274 With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy (full quote)
11274 And then... something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion -- dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom (full quote)
11274 This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time (full quote)
11274 With a gun in your mouth, you speak only in vowels (full quote)
11274 We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out (full quote)
11274 I guess when people think you are dying, they listen to you instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. With insomnia, you're never really asleep; You're never really awake. With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy. That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love. Well, it works both ways. And then... something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion -- dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. With a gun in your mouth, you speak only in vowels. The people I meet on each flight -- they're single-serving friends. Between take-off and landing, we have our time together, but that's all we get. Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. The things you own end up owning you. We are defined by the choices we make. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? I say, never be complete. I say, stop being perfect. I say, let's evolve and let the chips fall where they may... This is your pain. (full quote)
11274 I guess when people think you are dying, they listen to you instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. With insomnia, you're never really asleep; You're never really awake. With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy. That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love. Well, it works both ways. And then... something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion -- dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. With a gun in your mouth, you speak only in vowels. The people I meet on each flight -- they're single-serving friends. Between take-off and landing, we have our time together, but that's all we get. Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. The things you own end up owning you. We are defined by the choices we make. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? I say, never be complete. I say, stop being perfect. I say, let's evolve and let the chips fall where they may... This is your pain. (full quote)
12153 our generation has had no great depression, no great war. our war is spiritual. our depression is our lives.we were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. and we're starting to figure that out.we are very,very pissed off now.... (full quote)
12153 things you own end up owning you... (full quote)
12153 we are god's middle children, with no special place in history and no special attention. unless we get god's attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption. (full quote)
12153 it was on the tip of everyone's tongue, we just gave it a name... (full quote)
12243 The kids braces are wrapped around the ashtray. It might make a good anti-smoking ad. (full quote)
12249 I am Jack's raging sense of rejection. (full quote)
12249 I want to have your abortion. (full quote)
Third_Eye With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. (full quote)
12395 i'm jack's bowel... (full quote)
12432 I'm Lou, who the fuck are you? (full quote)
12691 1. Is that your blood? 2. Some of it, yeah. (full quote)
12776 You're not how much money you have in your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all singing all dancing crap of the world. (full quote)
13188 we have no great war, we have no great depresion. Our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives. (full quote)
13917 Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. Goddamn it, an entire generation pumpin' gas... waitin' tables... slaves with white collars. Advertising has its taste is cars and clothes... working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. Were the middle children of history man. No purpose or place. We have no great war... no great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. (full quote)
13927 If I saw something clever like a coffee table in the shape of a ying yang, I had to have it. The Klipske personal office unit. The Hovertrekke home exer-bike. The Johannsmah sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern. Even the Rislampa lamps of environmentally friendly unbleached paper. I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, proof that they were crafted by the honest, simple, hardworking, indigenous peoples of...wherever. (full quote)
13939 Who am I? There's a sign on the front that says *Lou's Tavern*. I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you? (full quote)
13939 I am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise. (full quote)
13939 JACK: Take the number of vehicles in the field, (A), and multiply it by the probable rate of failure, (B),then multiply the result by the average out of court settlement, (C). A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one. BUSINESS WOMAN: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? JACK: Oh, you wouldn't believe. BUSINESS WOMAN: Which car company do you work for? JACK: A major one. (full quote)
DeamoGirl Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction... (full quote)
14456 You don't know how this feels! (full quote)
14456 I didn't know if he owned it or if he was squatting. Neither would have suprised me. (full quote)
14578 Sticking feathers up your butt does NOT make you a chicken! (full quote)
14578 1)Do you know why they put oxygen masks on planes? 2)So you can breathe? 2)Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency you are taking deep panic breaths. You become euphoric...docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. An emergency water landing at 600 miles per hour. Flight faces calm as hindu cows. (full quote)
14847 How's that working out for you? Being clever? (full quote)
15119 About Marla to Tyler : She invaded my support groups now she's invading my home . (full quote)
15882 We just had a near-life experience. (full quote)
15882 I wasn't dying. I wasn't the host to cancer or parasites. I was the warm ball of light the world huddled around. (full quote)
Betsy In the world I see -- you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You will wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You will climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison on the empty car-pool lane of the ruins of a superhighway. (full quote)
16184 This conversation is over. (full quote)
16270 Found a cigarette! (full quote)
16333 The people you are after are the people you depend on, we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us. (full quote)
17299 (SLAP)You're not -concentrating!!! (full quote)
18029 Bob..Bob had bitch tits (full quote)
18384 you're not your job or how much money you have in the bank (full quote)
18385 ....Find some gozz..! (full quote)
18385 1)You don't understand, I'm NOT Tyler Durden! 2) You said you'd definitly say that. 1)...I am Tyler Durden... (full quote)
18520 Self improvement is masturbation. (full quote)
18520 We've all been raised on advertising to believe that one day we'll all be movie gods and rock stars and millionaires. But we won't! And we're slowly realizing that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. (full quote)
18560 you are not special. you are not a unique and beautiful snowflake. you are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. (full quote)
18561 you guys are morans, your running around in ski masks blowing things up. (full quote)
18561 your not your fucking kaki's. (full quote)
18561 tyler's not here, tyler gone. (full quote)
futz calm as hindu cows (full quote)
18733 Bob. Bob had bitch tits. (full quote)
19229 Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. (full quote)
19330 1: What do you do? 2: What? 1: What do you do for a living? 2: Why so you can pretend like you care? (full quote)
19330 1) where'd you go, psychoboy? 2) I wanted to destroy something beautiful. (full quote)
19749 Our generation has had no Great depression, no Great War. Our war is a spiritual war. Our depression is our lives. (full quote)
21259 self improvement is self masterbation..... (full quote)
22351 Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken! (full quote)
22367 I didn't create some loser alter ego to make me feel better. (full quote)
22907 the things you own end up owning you (full quote)
22942 On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. (full quote)
22942 In the world I see -- you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You will wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You will climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of the ruins of a superhighway. (full quote)
23145 You are not a unique or beautiful snowflake. (full quote)
23290 Self-improvement is masturbation (full quote)
azazel44 I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men that have ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas or waiting tables; slaves with white collars. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, so we can buy shit we don't need. We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionaires, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out. (full quote)
azazel44 This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. (full quote)
azazel44 All the things you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you'd like to fuck. I am smart capable and most importantly, I am free, in all the ways that you're not (full quote)
azazel44 You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. (full quote)
azazel44 First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, when someone says stop, goes limp or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule of Fight Club, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule of Fight Club, one fight at a time. Sixth rule of Fight Club, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule of Fight Club, fights go on as long as they have to. Eighth and final rule of Fight Club, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight. (full quote)
azazel44 Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing (full quote)
23365 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school! (full quote)
23479 Condoms are the New Generation's glass slipper. You put one on when you meet a stranger, dance all night, and throw it away. The condom not the stranger. (full quote)
23479 My tit's gonna rot off (full quote)
23502 First you must accept, not fear, accept the fact that you are going to die. (full quote)
24016 Just because you stick feathers up your butt, does not make you a chicken. (full quote)
DramaQueen It's only after we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything. (full quote)
DramaQueen Congratulations, you're one step closer to hitting rock bottom (full quote)
DramaQueen Condoms are the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger, you dance all night, and then you toss it. The condom, not the stranger. (full quote)
DramaQueen 1) You won't believe the dream I had last night 2) *as she enters the room* I can hardly believe anything about last night. (full quote)
DramaQueen I'm Jack's cold sweat (full quote)
DramaQueen 1) I'm Jack's colon 2) I get cancer, I kill Jack (full quote)
DramaQueen This conversation is over Tyler's words coming out of my mouth... (full quote)
DramaQueen Marla's phylosophy of life was that she could die any minute... the tragedy, she said, was that she didn't. (full quote)
25190 Narrator: I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. (full quote)
Evenstar That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love... well it works both ways. (full quote)
Evenstar It must have been Tuesday. He was wearing his cornflower blue tie. (full quote)
Evenstar what kind of dining set defines me as a person? (full quote)
Evenstar Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one. (full quote)
Evenstar Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected. (full quote)
Evenstar Marla, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't. (full quote)
Evenstar Marla's philosophy of life was that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't (full quote)
Evenstar If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? (full quote)
Evenstar Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. (full quote)
Evenstar You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Thats clever. How is that working out for you? 2) what? 1) Being clever. 2) Great. 1) Keep it up then. (full quote)
Evenstar It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis and throw it out the window of a moving car. (full quote)
Evenstar I say lets evolve and let the chips fall where they may. (full quote)
Evenstar The things you own end up owning you. (full quote)
Evenstar How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight? (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Nobody knows they saw it but they did. 2) A nice big cock. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Ow! Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear! 2) Well, Jesus I'm sorry. 1) Christ, why the ear? 2) Oh, I fucked it up. 1) No, that was perfect! (full quote)
Evenstar 1) I am Jack's colon. 2) Yea... I get cancer I kill Jack. (full quote)
Evenstar You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick. (full quote)
Evenstar Sel improvement is masturbation (full quote)
Evenstar Self improvement is masturbation (full quote)
Evenstar Have you ever heard a death rattle before? Do you think it'll live up to its name? Or will it be a death hairball? (full quote)
Evenstar My God! I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. (full quote)
Evenstar Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The queen is their slave. (full quote)
Evenstar The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. (full quote)
Evenstar Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken! (full quote)
Evenstar Its only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. (full quote)
Evenstar Tyler's words coming out of my mouth... and I used to be such a nice guy. (full quote)
Evenstar We've all been raised on television to believe one day we'll millionaires, movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't (full quote)
Evenstar 1) Who are you? 2) Who am I? Theres a sign outside that sayd Lou's Tavern. I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you? (full quote)
Evenstar This week each one of you has a homework assignment. You're gonna go out and start a fight with a total stranger. You're gonna start a fight and you're gonna lose. (full quote)
Evenstar 1) What did you study? 2) S...stuff 1) Stuff? Were the midterms hard? (full quote)
Evenstar On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. (full quote)
Evenstar I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. (full quote)
Evenstar I'm not paying this back. I consider it asshole tax (full quote)
Evenstar 1) You're making a big mistake fellas. 2) You said you'd say that. 1) I'm not Tyler Durden. 3) Told us you'd say that too. 1) All right I am Tyler Durden, listen to me we are aborting this mission right now. 4) You said you'd definitely say that. (full quote)
Evenstar What the fuck are you doing running around in your underpants? Man you look like a crazy person! (full quote)
Evenstar Hey! You created me! I didn't create some loser alter ego to make feel better! (full quote)
Evenstar Out these windows we will view the collapse of financial history. We're one step close to economic equilibrium. (full quote)
26819 1st Guy- What did you study 2nd guy- s.s.s.ss.sss stuff 1st guy- Stuff? were the mid-terms hard? (full quote)
Darknight I Wanted To Put A Bullet Between The Eyes Of Every Panda That Wouldn't Screw To Save Its Species.I Wanted To open The Dump Valves On Oil Tankers and Smother All The French Beaches I'd Never See. I Wanted To Breathe Smoke. (full quote)
joseystar 1) Is that your blood on your shirt 2) some of it.. 1) And you can't smoke in here (full quote)
Riccishere I fell down some stairs. (full quote)
Riccishere Hey! You created me. I didn't create some loser alter ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility! (full quote)
Riccishere Have I ever let us down? How far have you come because of me!?! I will bring us through this. As always, I will carry you, kicking and screaming, and in the end you will thank me. (full quote)
Riccishere what do you want!?! You want to go back to the shit job, fuckin' condo world watchin' sitcoms? Fuck you! I won't do it. (full quote)
Riccishere I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable and, most of all, I am free in all the ways that you are not. (full quote)
KoolKatt 'I wanted to destroy something beautiful.' (full quote)
turkey It's not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything (full quote)
28531 your're not your fucking khakis. (full quote)
28619 This is your life, and it's ending one minute at the time. (full quote)
29718 You are not special. You are not a buitiful or unquie snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. (full quote)
30142 I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more. (full quote)
Sporkling 1: I donno, when people think your dieing they really really listen to you instead of just... 2: Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. 1: yeah... yeah... (full quote)
Sporkling I see all this potential and I see is squandered. (full quote)
Sporkling We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives. (full quote)
30954 If I had a tumor i would name it marla (full quote)
CleverGirl54 A~Did you make that up? That's very Clever. B~Thank you A~ How is that working out for you? B~What? A~Being Clever. B~good A~ Well stick to it then (full quote)
CleverGirl54 Did you know if you mix equal parts of Orange Juice Concentrate and Gasoline you can make Nepalm? You can make hundreds of explosives just by using household products (full quote)
CleverGirl54 You're a fucking tourist! I'm on to you, you're a FUCKING tourist! Get out of here, I need this (full quote)
31739 I (full quote)
31846 Our generation has had no great depression, no great war. Our was is spiritual and the depression is our lives. (full quote)
33333 now whether to give you the ass or the crotch as I pass (full quote)
33501 1>How's that workin' for you? 2>What? 1>Being clever. 2>Pretty good. 1>Keep it up then, straight up. (full quote)
33501 1>where'd you go psycho boy? 2>I frlt like destroying something beautiful. (full quote)
33501 where are you going with this Ikea boy? (full quote)
33944 AD line: *Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.* (full quote)
33958 You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. (full quote)
33958 The things you own end up owning you. (full quote)
35446 It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything (full quote)
37558 It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything (full quote)
  marla..the big tourest..her lie reflected my lie..so once again, i couldnt cry..and once again, i couldnt sleep (full quote)
  the things you own end up owning you (full quote)
  Everything you wish you could be...thats me. I look like you wanna look, i fuck like you wanna fuck, i am smart, capable, and most importantly, i am free in all the ways you are not. (full quote)
  Alright, you're going to call off your investigation. You're going to publicly state that there is no underground group or these guys are gonna take your balls. They're gonna send one to the New York Times and one to the L.A. Times press release. Look the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we hauil your trash, we connect your calls, we drive youtr ambulances, we guard you while you sleep...Do Not Fuck With Us. (full quote)
  I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species (full quote)
  Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken (full quote)
  ...the ability to let that which does not matter, truly slide. (full quote)
  (hits Tyler) Got it now? Nah, i missed it, could you run that buy me one more time? (hits Tyler again) How about now? OKAY OKAY!... nope, wait i lost it (full quote)
  cut the four-play man and just ask. (full quote)
  The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. (full quote)
  No you're insane. (full quote)
  Our generation has had no Great depression, no Great War. Our war is a spiritual war. Our depression is our lives. (full quote)
  We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out. (full quote)
  Our fathers were our models for God. If they bailed, what does that tell you about God? You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. (full quote)
  On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero (full quote)
  In the world I see, your stalking enemy through the grand canyon Forrest around the Rock A Feller center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist that cuts the vines that wrap the Sears Tower, and when you look down you'll see tiny figures pounding corn laying strips of venice in the empty car pool lanes. (full quote)
  1.Why would you want to go and blow your head off? 2. Not my heard tyler...our head. (full quote)
  Lose an hour, gain and hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more. Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't. (full quote)
  I want you to hit me as hard as you can (full quote)
  With a gun barrel between your lips you speak only in vowels (full quote)
  candy striper, cancer ward, its not my problem (full quote)
  Isn't it ironic that we were actually selling rich ladies their fat asses back to them. (full quote)
  we have no great war no great depression. our great war is spiritual, our great depression is our lifes. (full quote)
  The things you own end up owning you. (full quote)
  Fight Club was the begining, now it's moved out of the basement and it's called Project Mayhem. (full quote)
  You have to accept the possibility that god doesn't like you, he never wanted you, and in all probability he hates you, this isn't the worst that can happen. You can run water over it and make it worse or...listen to me...or you can pour vinegar on it to neutrulize the pain. But first you have to give up, you have to know...not fear but know, that someday you are going to die. It is only have we have lost everything we are free to do anything. (full quote)
  the condom is the glass slipper of our generation!!!!!! (full quote)
  how much can you know about yourself if you have never been in a fight? (full quote)
  GOD DAMNIT A WHOLE GENERATION OF SLAVES IN WHITE COLLARS WORKING jobs WE DONT LIKE SO WE CAN BUY SHIT WE DONT NEED. (full quote)
  We are the middle children of history, with no purpose or place. We have no great war, or great depression. The great war is a spiritual war. The great depression is our lives. We were raised by television to believe that we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars -- but we won't. And we're learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed-off. (full quote)
  we are the all singing all dancing crap of the world!!!! (full quote)
  All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I f*ck like you wanna f*ck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. (full quote)
  You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. (full quote)
  This is Bob...Bob has bitch tits (full quote)
  Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. (full quote)
  It's only until you've lost everything that your free to do anything!!! I am jack's broken heart!!!! (full quote)
  The first rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight club. The third rule of fight club, someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. The fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. The fifth rule, only one fight at a time fellas. The sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. The seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight. (full quote)
  Bob... Bob had bitch tits. (full quote)
  Man,someone throw me a beach towel, 'cause my head is swimmin' (full quote)
  I got mud all over my face and clothes, I couldn't show up looking like this (full quote)
  I ran... I ran until my muscles ached and my veins pumped battery acid...And then I ran some more. (full quote)
  man, you got some fucked up friends. the shit that came of this girls mouth i aint never heard (full quote)
  [whispering] Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perception. (full quote)
  With insomnia nothing's real. Everything's far away. Everything is a copy, of a copy, of a copy. When deep space exploration rams up, it'll be the corporations that name everything... the IBM stellar sphere.... the Microsoft galaxy... planet Starbucks. (full quote)
  Forget what you know... forget what you know about life... forget what you know about us and just let go... Why try to control everything...just let go... (full quote)
  Sl....ide! (full quote)
  You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not you fu**ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. (full quote)
  We are the all-dancing, all-singing crap of the world. (full quote)
  His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. (full quote)
  You are NOT your FUCKING khaki's.. (full quote)
  our great depresion is our lifes (full quote)
  The things you own end up owning you. (full quote)
  I wanna have your abortion. (full quote)
  I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore. (full quote)
  This is Bob, Bob had bitch-tits (full quote)
  reject all basic assumptions of civilazation and the importance of material possessions (full quote)
  He was currently involved in a lawsuit of the urine content of the soup. (full quote)
  you don't feel the pain, your body feels the pain (full quote)
  its only after weve lost everything that were free to do anything (full quote)
7066 I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of ... wherever. (full quote)
10929 555-0191. (full quote)
10929 555-0138. (full quote)
10929 Tyler was now involved in a class-action lawsuit against the Pressman Hotel. (full quote)
10929 On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. (full quote)
Lordbrucifer Richard Chesler: [Reading a piece of paper] The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club? Narrator: [Voice-over] I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy machine. Richard Chesler: The second rule of Fight Club - is this yours? Narrator: Huh? Richard Chesler: Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do? Narrator: [pauses] Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. [Gets up from the chair] Narrator: [Talking slowly] And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. Narrator: [Voice-over] Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. [Snatches the piece of paper from boss' hands] Narrator: [Voice-over] And I used to be such a nice guy. Narrator: Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up. (full quote)
Lordbrucifer Richard Chesler: [Reading a piece of paper] The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club? Narrator: [Voice-over] I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy machine. Richard Chesler: The second rule of Fight Club - is this yours? Narrator: Huh? Richard Chesler: Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do? Narrator: [pauses] Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. [Gets up from the chair] Narrator: [Talking slowly] And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. Narrator: [Voice- over] Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. [Snatches the piece of paper from boss' hands] Narrator: [Voice-over] And I used to be such a nice guy. Narrator: Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up. (full quote)
37673 the (full quote)
38310 Boss: Is that your blood? Narrator: Some of it, yeah. (full quote)
38772 Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals; we haul your trash; we connect your calls; we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep...Do not fuck with us! (full quote)
40301 1) is that your blood? 2) some of it, yeah (full quote)
40364 But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate... (full quote)
40884 It's Only after we've lost everything, that we can be free to do anything (full quote)
40884 I am Jack's colon Tyler: Ha ya I get cancer, I kill Jack...whoa!!! (full quote)
40884 Narrator: Clean food please Waitor: Then I would advise not getting the Clam Chowder sir...Narrator: No Choder then thanks... (full quote)
40884 I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct. (full quote)
40884 Did you know that if you mix equal parts of orange Juice Concetrate and gasoline, you can make Napalm? And If you mix it with Sawdust you have dynamite? Yup with enough dynamite you can blow up just about anything... (full quote)
41991 I felt like destroying something beautiful (full quote)
43884 It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. (full quote)
43884 Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm? (full quote)
43884 Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. (full quote)
43884 I want you to hit me as hard as you can. (full quote)
DoOrDoNot you're not your fucking khaki's (full quote)
46224 Yeah, well, whatever. You can't teach god anything. (full quote)
46224 The lower you fall, the higher you fly. The faster you run, the more god wants you back. (full quote)
Syko Rymez And now, a question of etiquette. As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? (full quote)
Syko Rymez As I look around Fight Club, I see the smartest and strongest men that ever lived. An entire generation pumping gas waiting tables. slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we dont need. Were the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression.Our Great War's a spiritual war, our Great Depression is our lives. Weve all been raised on television to believe that one day wed all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we wont. And were slowly learning that fact. And were very, very pissed off (full quote)
46622 T: You know, it could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're asleep and then throw it out the window of a moving car. J: There's always that. (full quote)
48100 If our fathers are a model for God, and our fathers failed, what does that tell you about God? (full quote)
LinaKay Stop tryin to control everything and just let go. (full quote)
goochman -Well, it could be worse. A woman could cut your penis off in the middle of the night and throw it out the window of a moving car. -There's always that. (full quote)
goochman Marla, the little cut on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could just stop tonguing it, but you can't. (full quote)
goochman Bob. Bob had bitch-tits. (full quote)
goochman If I didn't say anything, people always assumed the worst. (full quote)
goochman They're gonna have to open up my pecks and drain the fluid. (full quote)
goochman Slide. (full quote)
goochman Hey, even the Mona Lisa's fallin' apart. (full quote)
goochman Do you wanna wait, and hear me describe death? Do you wanna listen, and see if my spirit can use a phone? (full quote)
usmell2 Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? (full quote)
MystikalFyre J: You know, I was just on my way out... M: Me too; I have a stomach full of Xanax. I took what was left of the bottle...might have been too much. (full quote)
steventhatsme And the shit that came out this womens mouth.....I ain't never heard (full quote)
Spider121587 OOOWWW!!! You hit me in the ear! (full quote)
baholowka This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. (full quote)
baholowka With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy. (full quote)
baholowka The things you own end up owning you. (full quote)
baholowka A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night. Then, you throw it away...the condom, not the stranger. (full quote)
baholowka Now a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? (full quote)
kensington78 I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. (full quote)
mriera This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. (full quote)
mriera Only after disaster can we be resurrected. (full quote)
cin241 1: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? 2: No. I did not know that. Is that true? 1: That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items... 2: Really? 1: If one were so inclined. (full quote)
Kallador316 With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. (full quote)
Kallador316 We're the middle children of history, no purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd be millionaires, movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. (full quote)
Kallador316 Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat! It's not a seminar! You have to forget everything you know, everything you think you know about life, about friendship, about you and me. (full quote)
Kallador316 You're not going to continue your rigorous investigation. You will publicly state that there is no underground group. Or imagine, the rest of your life with your scrotum flapping empty. We'll send one to the New York Times and one to the Los Angeles Times. Press release style. your nuts will be bi coastal. Understood? The people you're after are everyone you depend on. We do your laundry, cook your food and serve you dinner. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us! (full quote)
tyrelv The Things You Own, End Up Owning You (full quote)
bravesfan_23 I'm gonna grab that little bitch Marla Singer and scream Marla, you liar! You big tourist! I need this! Now get out! (full quote)
iamjacks If I did have a tumor, I would name it Marla Singer (full quote)
lisee890 You know that old saying how you always hurt the ones you love, well it works both ways. (full quote)
lisee890 I know this because Tyler knows this. (full quote)