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Astronaut's Wife, The - 1999 Movie Quotes

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6157 so i told him that if he ever called me again i would track him down, roust him out of his bunk, pull his pants down and whip him right there in fron of his wife and children. (full quote)
3225 Pilots. Just like their father. (full quote)
3225 Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and all the available ones are handicapped (full quote)
  1.Well I told that bloated fastfood eating mother fucker, that if he ever called me again, I roust him out of his bunk, pull his pants down to his ankles, and spank him with a coat hanger right there in fron of his wife and children.2.That sounds suttle.1. Yeah, I thought it was pretty suttle (full quote)
  1.Wanna tell me what u really said to the president?2. yeah, I thanked him for his call, then I asked him what he was wearin. Then he started breathing kinda heavy, made a funny noise, and hng up. What do u think that means?1.I dunno, maybe hes not into you.2. Guess not (full quote)
  1. (coming out of the hospital) now she got balloons, why didnt i get no balloons.2. u got candy.1. i didnt get no candy, wheres y candy!?!?!? (full quote)
37739 Spencer Armacost: Now, she got balloons, why didn’t I get no balloons? Jillian Armacost: Coz you got candy. Spencer Armacost: I ain’t got no candy, where’s my candy? (full quote)