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Idle Hands - 1999 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
bigcat58 No! No. No Kevin costner scenes. Let's just go. (full quote)
bigcat58 I mean, I'm glad everybodys alright, but...that was weak. (full quote)
4364 1)man, I was gonna get some. 2)I really doubt it. (full quote)
4252 Hey I know my rights! You can't site me for possesion of a baggy! (full quote)
  all u do is smoke weed and watch t.v all day (full quote)
5570 dude dont forget my bong; 2: u did not make that bong; 1 yes i did i welted it and shit (full quote)
5920 Once again, marijuana saves an otherwise disatrous day. (full quote)
6317 1. hey man, like the bong i made in shop? 2. ohmygawd!! it's mighty joe bong. (full quote)
  This aint Dominos you lazy bitch, come get it yourself (full quote)
6948 Nine o'clock, Druid time. (full quote)
  yeah so we can go jam to hanson and jewel... what are we total losers? (full quote)
7033 Alright... Im not going through all this Tanya but you can stay if you want to get a peice... haha! (full quote)
7033 Dude... why don't you just go over there and tell her your name. HA! Maybe she'll think your (snorts from laughing) funny or something. (full quote)
  GO GO BUFFALO!! (full quote)
7407 GO GO BUFFALO!! (full quote)
  1: you guys are dead! 2: UNdead actually. 1: what? what happened? 2: see there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, with girls 'ooh'ing and 'ahh'ing 1: AND??? 2: we said FUCK IT, it was too far (full quote)
  Well if your mom had teeth she wouldn't suck dick so well. (full quote)
7869 Devil girl with nothing to lose, she's got wind in her hair and gum on her shoes. (full quote)
7869 I'm gonna go call 911...what's the number again? (full quote)
7869 I'm gonna go call 911...what's the number again? (full quote)
  Look at me! I'm leatherface! (full quote)
  1. ewwwww...look at this mess maybe we should clean it up 2. Yeah and while were at it lets clean the whole fucking house...pause This aint our mess man (full quote)
  1) havent you seen the news?! 2) naw i fuckin hate that show (full quote)
9276 mom... dad... what can i say? i mean- you brought me into this world, you put a roof over my head, you fed me... until i killed you (full quote)
9276 dearly beloved... we are gathered here today becasue your all dead (full quote)
9276 theres something wrong with my friend... he took like.. nutmeg or something.... (full quote)
9276 those things dont even cut my bagel!! (full quote)
9276 i gotta stop the blood flow... dont you ever watch E.R? (full quote)
9276 look at that nasty thing!!! thats gunna get infected for sure! (full quote)
9276 i cut off my hand... and not its gunna kill you all!! (full quote)
9276 well our work here is done, now for the ritualistic sex... you coming? (full quote)
9276 okay that wasnt my fault. that thing should of come down A LOT slower!! (full quote)
9276 hey your right... anton does screams like a girl. (full quote)
9276 Did you remember to blow out the candles downstairs? (full quote)
9276 my parents have a problem with me going out with dirty bloody guys (full quote)
9276 1)i got in a fight with my cat 2)whoa you got your ass kicked (full quote)
  this aint dominos u lazy bitch! come get it yourself! (full quote)
  1)Oh wow, u guys that it so cool 2)ok carefull there, its on kinda loose (full quote)
  1) You think we should tell him that we wrote that? 2) Fuck it. (full quote)
10724 There was this white light and all these girls voices...But we thought no way! I mean, it was REALLY far!! (full quote)
  ohhh you're kinky (full quote)
  Now its time for the ritualistic sex (full quote)
  Isnt that knife a little extreme kitten? (full quote)
  f (full quote)
  and there were these voices, calling us into the light through this long tunnel. we were going to go but we figured, fuck it. i mean it was really far. (full quote)
  Burrito, burrito, burrito (full quote)
  Run, Duke, Run!! (full quote)
  Who's your daddy now, Bitch!! (full quote)
  The killer was wearing your shirt!!! (full quote)
  Ease up there kitten - im telling you the truth! (full quote)
  That should have come down a LOT slower than that! (full quote)
  SWEET JESUS! (full quote)
  1:sweet Jesus! 2:that was not my fault! that thing shud have come down a lot slower!!!!!! (full quote)
  There was this bright white light and all these chicks voices saying: come to us, come towards the light; we figured fuck it, it was REALLY far. (full quote)
  Thats why Im always workin on the Ford (full quote)
  I mean there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel right? and there was these chicks voices and that music. music? yeah kind of uncool music like enya. and these chicks voices they were saying come to us, come towards the light. so what happened? ahh, we figured fuck it. i mean it was really far (full quote)
  devil girl with nothiing to lose got, wind in her hair and gum on her shooeeesss. (full quote)
  what do you got there a cue ball (full quote)
  my dad may have a problem with some dirty bloody guy banging his daughter (full quote)
  1)havent u seen the news?! 2)na, i hate that fucking show (full quote)
  ANTS?? they wer killed by ants???????? (full quote)
  SWEET JESUS! (full quote)
  (1)there were all these chicks voices.. and that music.. (2)music? (3)yeah, sorta uncool music, sorta like like, enya! (full quote)
  Peanutbutter jelly! (full quote)
  Oh my God.. The killer was wearing your shirt!! (full quote)
  Groovin' to Hanson and Jewel. (full quote)
  1Don't Open It Don't Open It No 2 Sorry Man there Was only Two We Brought The Anticeptic And A Heap Of Bandages (full quote)
  Oh Shit the killers here...Te killers in my house (full quote)
10929 I'm gonna go call 911. What's the number? (full quote)
10929 Beheaded. (full quote)
10929 I wanna be sedated. (full quote)
11485 i was going to say listen to the officer but just kill him (full quote)
12153 There is evil out there, and I'm gonna kick its ass! (full quote)
Betsy Dearly beloved...we're gathered here today, because you're all dead...and it's my fault. Mom, Dad...what can I say? I brought me into this world. You put a roof over my head. You fed me until I killed you. So I guess if you look at it that way, I haven't been a good son, but I'm really, really, really sorry...and wherever you are...I just want you to forgive me because...I'm gonna try to change. Mick, Pnub, guys. You guys were the greatest. I mean, I'm never going to forget the way we sat around all day watching TV, and got really stoned. And all those other times where we just -- I guess that's all we did Amen. (full quote)
16680 1) Ants? They were killed by ants? 2)Please don't be stupid!.. do you have like an evil aunt or something? (full quote)
16680 1)I don't wanna hurt you Mick! 2) THEN DON'T!! (full quote)
16680 Go over there and you can be like her knight in shining armor all *do dodo DO!* (full quote)
16680 1)I don't know man, it's pretty gross. Maybe we should clean it up first. 2)Yeah and while we're at it we'll jus clean the whole fucking house! Come on, this ain't our mess... (full quote)
22328 That is some one-hit-shit right there boy... (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Why would we go to Hell? We weren't bad. Well, we weren't good or anything. But at least we don't go aroud KILLING PEOPLE! (full quote)
princesstigereyes Aaaaaaaaahhhhh! Look at me! I am leatherface! (full quote)
princesstigereyes Idle hands are the devil's playground. (full quote)
37315 devil girl with nothing to lose, got wind in her hair, and gum on her ssshhhhhhhhoooooooooeeeeeeessssssssss (full quote)
kerryn2000 As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day. (full quote)
kerryn2000 You lied to me! You killed me! Let's try to keep things in perspective here. (full quote)
mmemeggie “I was just looking for my cat…we got in a fight.” (full quote)
TersaB Cuff me. Cuff me! CUFF ME, CUFF ME, CUFF ME!!! (full quote)