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Road to El Dorado, The - 2000 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
284 You fight like my sister. (full quote)
284 SMILE - like you mean it (full quote)
284 Holy SHIP !!! (full quote)
619 OH, SHIP!! (full quote)
5730 your horse bit me in the but (full quote)
  Miguel and Tulio...mighty and powerful GODS! (full quote)
6234 They should call this place Chel Dorado (full quote)
6234 no no - we want tribute. (full quote)
  Before we strike you..... with a.... lightin bolt... Bewear of the wrath of the gods BE GONE... Chuchu... (full quote)
8251 1)No, no!! We, uh...we want tribute...it's just that um...Tulio, tell him! 2)Uh...it's-the stars are not it possition for this tribute! 1)Like he says...stars...can't do it...not today. (full quote)
8251 where was she keeping them? (full quote)
8826 1)You fight like my sister! 2)I fought your sister. That's a compliment! (full quote)
4851 You drank sea water didn't you? (full quote)
4851 We are Miguel and Tulio. And they call us... Miguel and Tulio! (full quote)
4851 1)so how's the escape plain going? 2)wait a minute... *bangs his head against the wall* right, okay, here's the plan. In the dead of night, we grab some provisions, hijack one of those long boats and sail back to spain like there's no manana! 1)That's your plan? 2) yeah. 1) well I like it. So, how do we get on deck? 2)ok, dead of night, we grab some provisions, hijack one of those longboats... (full quote)
4851 1) oh come on, you're BUYING your own CON! 2) at least I'm not DATING mine! 2) ooh, low low. (full quote)
4851 Well, it's not a prybar. (full quote)
Gods_Hands To Shibalba! (full quote)
  Tzeckle-Kan: My lord, you are perfect, but in your perfection, you do not know how imperfect humans are. They are like snakes, they are, spineless and slippery. They are as untrustworthy as rats, stealing and cheating with no remorse, spinning webs of lies like spiders! Tulio: Stop it, that's disgusting. Tzeckl-Kan: They're beyond disgusting. (full quote)
1454 1-Uh-uh no! I wouldn't enter that jungle for a million pasedos. 2- what about 100 million pasedos? (full quote)
1454 1-Did you ever think it would end this way? 2-The horse is a surprise. (full quote)
  1: This could be our destiny, our fate. 2: 1, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice. (full quote)
  1: *looks at map, then huge rock with carvings on it* Hmm. 2, wake up, we're there. 2: We found it? 1: Oh yeah. We found it. 2: Fantastic! Where it is? How far? 1: Right here. 2: Where? Behind the rock? 1: No, no. This is it. 2: Give me that. *grabs the map* This ca--what? 1: Aparrently, 'El Dorado' is native for great...big...ROCK! Hey, but I tell you what, I'm feeling genourous, so you can have my share! 2: You don't think that Cortes could have gotten here before us and-- 1: And what? Taken all the really BIG rocks? The scouldrel. (full quote)
  1: That's right! Do not question us, or we shall have to unleash our awesome and terrible power! And you don't want that. 2: Well, yes, we do! 1: You do? (full quote)
  1: Miguel, you know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one! (Later in the movie) 1: The little voice? Remember the little voice? For just a minute imagine that you have one. (Still later in the movie) 1: The little voice? *sigh* Oh fine. (full quote)
  Tulio: Miguel and Tulio. Miguel: Tulio and Miguel. Together: Mighty and powerful gods. *laugh* Chel: Hello. *Tulio and Miguel scream like little girls* (full quote)
  1: I want in. 2: In? 1: On the scam. 2: There's no scam. Why would you think there's a--Why? 1: So I can get out. 3: I thought she just said she wanted in? 2: She wants in so she can get out. 3: Aha! Got it. *confused look* Why? (full quote)
  1: Crush them into the dust. *chuckle* Enjoy. (full quote)
  1: We need a miracle. 2: No, we need to cheat. (full quote)
  1: I have been around boats, believe me, and that, umm, the pointy, tall, umm, the-the-the long up and down thingy-- 2: The mast? 1: The mast, yes yes. The mast is good. (full quote)
  1: I-I'll tell you what. I'll let you come back to Spain with us, like you wanted, and I can see my way clear to throwing you, mmm, ten percent? 2: You know, maybe I won't go to Spain with you, and take a third. 1: Ohhhhh. Like you don't wanna go to Spain. 2: Ohhhh, like you don't want me to want to go to Spain. 1: I want you to want...what you want. (full quote)
  1: You worry too much. 2: No, I worry exactly the right amount. You can never worry too much. (full quote)
  1: I'm not sure I trust you. 2: I'm not really asking you to trust me, am I? (full quote)
  1: Don't blame me. 2: I blame you. (full quote)
  alright! cuba! (full quote)
  1.well, now you have chel and all your precious gold so what do you need me for!2.well maybe i DON'T need you! 1.fine! i'll stay here, you leave, and well both get what we want! 2. thats fine with me pal! (full quote)
  i'm ok!!! *gets stepped on* i'm still ok! (full quote)
13901 Alrightttt CUBA!! (full quote)
13901 He gave me loadED dice!!! (full quote)
  cortez- you will be flogged...and when we go into cuba to resupply, god willing you will be flogged some more. and than enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives.. miguel- *smiles all excited* allright! cuba! (full quote)
  Tulio! Da Hip! Da Hip!! (full quote)
  Tulio:I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death-but not with that! (full quote)
  Tulio: Miguel how are we gonna keep this up for three days? Miguel: You worry too much. Tulio: No! I worry exactly the right amount! You can NEVER worry too much! We just have to lie low. Miguel: *Beautiful music flourishes in the background* But Tulio, this place is amazing! I mean I wonder what's- Tulio: NO! *Music stops with a record player screech* DON'T EVEN MOVE! Miguel: Heh, Tulio- Tulio: *points* You're moving! Miguel: A little but- Tulio: HEY HEY HEY! Miguel: Come on- Tulio: Nyuh uh! Miguel: But- Tulio: Stay! Miguel: *Steps* Tulio: GRRRR!! Miguel: I just- Tulio: Just... stand there! Miguel: *Balancing on one leg* For three days?!?! *falls over* Tulio: YES! Exactly! For three days! Don't even breathe! All right? Miguel: *Brushes himself off* All right. We lie low. Tulio: Nuh uh uh! *places hand over heart* Promise? Miguel: *muttering* Yeah yeah yeah, all right all right all right........ (full quote)
  Tulio: Miguel how are we gonna keep this up for three days? Miguel: You worry too much. Tulio: No! I worry exactly the right amount! You can NEVER worry too much! We just have to lie low. Miguel: *Beautiful music flourishes in the background* But Tulio, this place is amazing! I mean I wonder what's- Tulio: NO! *Music stops with a record player screech* DON'T EVEN MOVE! Miguel: Heh, Tulio- Tulio: *points* You're moving! Miguel: A little but- Tulio: HEY HEY HEY! Miguel: Come on- Tulio: Nyuh uh! Miguel: But- Tulio: Stay! Miguel: *Steps* Tulio: GRRRR!! Miguel: I just- Tulio: Just... stand there! Miguel: *Balancing on one leg* For three days?!?! *falls over* Tulio: YES! Exactly! For three days! Don't even breathe! All right? Miguel: *Brushes himself off* All right. We lie low. Tulio: Nuh uh uh! *places hand over heart* Promise? Miguel: *muttering* Yeah yeah yeah, all right all right all right........ (full quote)
  Tulio: Come on baby! Papa needs that crappy map! (full quote)
  Tulio: (swordfighting) Not the face! Not the face! (full quote)
  (starts to undress and notices that Chel is staring) Do you mind? Chel: No. (full quote)
  Miguel: Hmm hmm hmm! Maybe they should call this place Chel Dorado! Tulio: Heh heh heh, she's wooo... Whoa! She's trouble, wait a minute! Miguel: What? Tulio: The little voice? Remember the little voice? J-j-j-just for a second imagine if you had one. What would it be saying about Chel? Miguel: (thinks for a moment then makes a sexy smile and rolls his shoulder) Grrrrrr..... (full quote)
  (Altivio bites Tulio on the butt)Tulio: OW!! Miguel! your horse bit me on the butt! (full quote)
  (Tulio catches Miguel playing ball with some kids) Tulio: what do you THINK you're DOING?!?! Miguel: (chuckles) Lying low! (full quote)
  Tzekel-Khan: This is unacceptable! Tulio: Yeah, yeah! Like he said! Tzekel-Khan The gods should not be playing ball like this! Tulio: Well exactly! (Scene changes to the group standing inside a huge arena) Tzekel-Khan: This is how the gods should play ball! (full quote)
  Tulio: My plan was that we should lie low! But your plan was to run off, and be all (imitates Miguel's accent) Oh look at me, look at me! I'm a god! (full quote)
  (Tulio and Miguel are confronted by a bull) Tulio: I got a plan. Miguel: what is it? Tulio: W-well, uh... You... pet him. Miguel: Yeah? Tulio: Aaaand I'll... RUUUUUUN!!! Miguel: OH, WELL THANKS A LOT!!! (full quote)
  Tulio: Oh for Pete's sake, Miguel! He's a ruthless war horse, not a poodle! Now c'mon, before he licks you to death! (full quote)
  Tzekel Khan: My lord, YOU are perfect. Tulio: (chuckles modestly) Well... (poses) Go on. (full quote)
  Miguel)Miguel and Tulio! Tulio) Tulio and Miguel! Both) Mighty and powerful GODS! Chel) Hello... Both) AAH! (full quote)
  Tulio: Look, change of plans. We're gonna grab what we can carry and get out of here now! Miguel: What?! Why?! Tulio: Because the High Priest is NUTS!!! (full quote)
  Tzekle Khan: Do you know why the gods demand blood? Acolyte: I dunno. Tzekle Khan: (slits his hand and smears blood on Miguel's portrait) Because gods... don't... bleed. (full quote)
  Chief: You know, Lord Miguel... If you wish to stay... you only need to say so. Miguel: You mean... forever? Chief: Of course! Miguel:... Ugh, no, I can't, I have to go back with Tulio. We're-...we're partners. Chief: Big plans in the other world, huh? Miguel: (smiles and nods sadly) Yup... Big plans. Chief: Well, then... I'd better go get some more rope, huh? Miguel: Oh Chief, um, forget about the rope, um... My mistake. Chief: Hey, to err is human... (full quote)
  (The natives are tossing gold into the whirlpool) Miguel: (with a fake smile) Hey Chel, um... Wh-what are they doing? Chel: (angrily) They're sending it to Xilbalba! The SPIRIT world! Tulio: (despairingly) Spirit world... (full quote)
  1: Alright. wait, im getting something (bangs head against wood). ok. heres the plan. at the dead of night u and i grab some provisons, hi-jack one of those long-boats and then we row back to spain like theres no monyana. 2:back to spain ye? 1: ye 2: in a row boat? 1:u got it. 2: great, sensational and thats your plan is it? 1:thats pretty much it 2: well i like it! well how do we get on deck? 1: well at the dead of night u and i grab some provisions, hi-jack on of those longboats...2: oh great! (full quote)
  1: Alright. wait, im getting something (bangs head against wood). ok. heres the plan. at the dead of night u and i grab some provisons, hi-jack one of those long-boats and then we row back to spain like theres no monyana. 2:back to spain ye? 1: ye 2: in a row boat? 1:u got it. 2: great, sensational and thats your plan is it? 1:thats pretty much it 2: well i like it! well how do we get on deck? 1: well at the dead of night u and i grab some provisions, hi-jack on of those longboats...2: oh great! (full quote)
  Miguel: Hey, not bad for my first commandment, huh?! (full quote)
  Chel: So whenever you guys are ready to go back to... Wherever you came from... I'm going with you. Tulio: Ha ha ha! Nooo... Don't think so. Chel: Alright, fine. after all, I'm sure you know the proper rituals for blessing a tribute, the holiest days of the calender, oh and of course you know all about Xibalba? (pinches Tulio's cheek) Okay?... Good luck... See you at the execution. (full quote)
  Tzeckle Khan: You cannot know imperfect humans are. Like snakes they are, spineless and slippery. They are as untrustworthy as rats. Stealing and cheating with no remorse. Spinning webs of lies, like spiders! Tulio: Stop that! That's disgusting. Tzeckle Khan: They're beyond disgusting! Tulio: Yeah, yeah. Way beyond. (full quote)
  Tulio: That's it! We'll crash the boat into the pillars! Chel: That's it? But... what about the gold? Tulio: Well...(Starts to cry)(whiny voice) CHIEF!!! (pauses and clears throat) Chief? I gotta plan. (full quote)
  Tulio: What is the object of this game, pray tell? Chel: You gotta knock the ball through the hoop. Tulio: What hoop? Chel: That hoop. (Points to a hoop that's mounted on a wall about twenty feet high) Tulio: That's impossible, we're gonna lose! Chel: The gods don't lose. (full quote)
  Miguel: Now that was an adventure. Tulio: Hmm, yes. Yes it was, and um... (starts to bawl) IT WAS SO MUCH GO-O-OLD! (full quote)
  Zaragoza: I said one more roll. My map against your cash. Tulio: (pause) Alright Pee Wee, you're on! (full quote)
  Tulio: what's happening here? Miguel: We're both in barrels. That is the extent of my knowledge. (full quote)
  All in favour of getting back to the boat say aye. (full quote)
  Miguel! he's a ruthless horse-warrior...not a poodle! (full quote)
  Tulio: I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death. [Grabs tiny dagger, looks at it] Tulio: But not with that. (full quote)
  Tulio: Miguel, you know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one! (full quote)
  Chel: Oh, then I suppose you'll be wanting these back? [produces dice in her hand] Tulio: [pats pockets, shocked] Hey... how'd you get those? Miguel: [raising eyebrows] WHERE was she KEEPING them? (full quote)
  Tzeckle-Khan: My Lord, these people will not respect you if they do not fear you. Tulio: And of course we'll make them fear us, by...? Tzeckle-Khan: Well, sacrifice! As it is prophesized. The history of the Age of the Jaguar will be written in...? Tulio: Ink? Tzeckle-Khan: Blood! Tulio Blood! (slaps forehead) Oh, right! Of course! I should probably consult, though, with Lord Miguel, this is fairly important stuff, uh, I, um, should discuss the entire, uh... blood... issue... right away! (full quote)
  KCC-KCC (full quote)
  your horse bit me in the butt! (full quote)
  1) Maybe Cortez got here before us. 2) and what? took all the REALLY big rocks? The SCOUNDREL!! (full quote)
  Miguel:Tulio, did you ever imagine it would end like this...? Tulio: The horse is a surprise... (full quote)
1440 1. Who's the God? 2. You da God! 1. No, you da God! (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. Puh-leeze! You're buying your own con! 2. At least I'm not DATING mine! 1. I- Ooh, low blow. (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. what's going on? 2. We're both in barrels. That's the extent of my knowledge. (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. I bet you we can make that jump. 2. Two pesetas says we can't! *they make the jump* 1. You lose. (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. No! Don't even move! 2. But ____,you can't- 1. You're moving! 2. I- 1. No! Gah! Just! Stay! 2. *standing still in funny positon* ...For three days?! *falls* (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. Uhuh. So I guess you'll be wanting THESE back? *shows's 2 his dice* 2. He- How did you get these? 3. And where was she keeping them? (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. Well, don't blame me! 2. I blame you! (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. What is the object of this game, pray tell? 2. Ya gotta knock the ball through the hoop. 1. What hoop? 2. *Points way high* THAT hoop. 1. That's impossible. We're going to lose! 2. Gods don't lose. (full quote)
13284 1. My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ and I will not tolerate stowaways! First you will be flogged, then when we put into port in Cuba, heaven willing, you will be flogged some more and then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. 2. Alright, Cuba! (full quote)
13284 Unfortunately, El Dorado is native for GREAT BIG ROCK! (full quote)
19580 I'm sorry! Sooooooooooooo sorry! (full quote)