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| 3505 |
I think I feel something!
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| 4157 |
So, do you want to be getting high with us?
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| 4191 |
Man, if you were any less black, you'd be clear.
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(1)what are you going to do, shoot us both? (2) Clair, shut the fuck up!
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| evilroy |
Gay men are so hot. It's tragic.
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| evilroy |
#1 I need a favor. #2 I didn't know we'd become such good friends. Because if we had, you'd know that I'd give head before I'd give favors and I don't even give my best friends head, so your chance of getting a favor are pretty slim.
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Is your British Ass Happy now?
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And where's Manny ?
- Oh fuck me !
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And where's Manny ?
- Oh fuck me !!
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| 5430 |
And where is Manny ?
-------- Oh, fuck me !
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| 5570 |
My friend Claire here says its gonna be a kick ass fucking time.
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| 5570 |
I'll give you an extra 20 for a blow job
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| 5570 |
1: Hello witness...what are you going to do, shoot us both 2: shut the fuck up claire
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| 5570 |
they were like asprin....like baby asprin
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| 5570 |
Here i thought you were just giving me head
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| 6459 |
You know what I like best about you, and it's not your face, 'cause your only medium cute.
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Pharmaceutical grade...none of that crunchy, herbal rave shit!
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| 6968 |
Give you an extra 20 for a blow job
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| 7268 |
MAN: You come here out of the fucking blue, asking for 20 hits of X, just so happens, 20 hits is the magic number where intent to sell becomes trafficking? WOMAN: Todd, I would never fuck you like that... MAN: How would YOU fuck ME?
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| 7268 |
You went to a class to learn how to fuck? Yo, man, I taught myself, knowwhumsayin'?
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| 8188 |
And then there's The Family Circus, just waiting to suck.
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| 8188 |
If you were any less black, you'd be clear.
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| 8188 |
It's like, Hey man how's it going down there.
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| 7268 |
MAN #1: I hold ten men's lives in my hand. MAN #2: It's only a nine millimeter, Simon, you don't have the stopping power. MAN #1: Right...for that I'd need 'Magnum Force!'
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| 8188 |
You know what I like about Christmas? The surprises.
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Did I mention how much I liked your coat?
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| 9393 |
KID: What are you doing in here?
MAN: Raping small children!
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im tellin u my mothers mothers mother was black!
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| 9011 |
If you were any less black, you'd be clear
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| MaggieForMargaret |
1:My mother's, mother's, mother was black.
2: This ain't Roots, muthafucka.
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| pagese |
Oh, I get it. He's the good drug dealer.
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Girl 1: You're making me an accesory!
Girl 2: An accessory is something you wear. You're just a girl sitting in
in an apartment for a couple of hours.
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| 12519 |
TODD: Are you a virgin, Claire? CLAIRE: Excuse me? TODD: Come on, Claire. Answer the question. Answer the question, Claire! CLAIRE: Oh, I get it. Breakfast Club. Very funny.
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| 12519 |
Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer....and had sex with two women?
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| 12519 |
RONNA: I could leave something with you. Collateral. TODD: I already got a fucking Swatch.
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Oh I'm jus licking my dick, you?
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| 14477 |
You know what I like best about Christmas? The suprises. I mean you get this gift and you shake it, you think you've got it pinned no doubt in your mind. And then you open it and it's something completely different. It's kinda like you and me here. And I'm not saying it's anything it's not. It's just that this time yesterday who would have thunk it.
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1) Claire, you know I just did you a favour 2) And I thought you just gave me head
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| 16270 |
what's that smell like? CK One right? But it's not.
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| 7016 |
Where'd you learn to shake that booty?
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| 18659 |
1)No! You're making me an accessory! 2)Yeah, ok Claire, that bracelett you're wearing, that's an accessory!
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| 7016 |
Give me one dead celebrity that begins with an X.
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| 20924 |
I need to bathe in sin.
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| 20924 |
#1:what are you doing?
#2:We can put her in the trunk! We can-
#1:It's a MIATA!
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after all tomorrow is another day
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What do I know about the restaurant business, I know how to order a meal.
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Either she's dead or she's not.
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| 7016 |
You didn't double my coupons?
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| 8563 |
Don't think you're something you're not. I used to have your job.
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| 8563 |
Shut your big butt.
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Tantra baby!!
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| 8563 |
Wow. I didn't know we were such good friends, Ronna. Because if we were, you would know I give head before I give favors. And I didn't give my best friends head, so the chance of your gettin' a favor now is pretty fuckin' slim.
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| MaggieForMargaret |
Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty slim.
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| MaggieForMargaret |
Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?
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| MaggieForMargaret |
You know what makes it even better? If you take like a lot of pot with it. I mean like, like a lot of pot.
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I know it was you Fredo, You broke my heart. YOU BROKE MY HEART.
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I hate it, yet I am uncontrolablly drawn to it.
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great googly moogly
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| 8563 |
If you break this rule, I will break your arm.
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| sm42 |
Where'd you learn to drive - Circleville?
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no you're making me an accessory!
claire? that bracelet of mine your wearing, that's an accessory, you're just some chick who's sitting in an apartment!
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| 33587 |
1) You come here out of the blue asking for 20 hits just so happens 20 is the magic number where intent to sell becomes trafficking.
2) Todd I would never fuck you like that...
3) How would you fuck me?!
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| 33587 |
Ronna hun we are fresh out of OJ. Cerveza?
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| 33587 |
You took one didn't you! Fuck you Manny, how could you do this, I need you right now. drive. Just drive... I have an idea.
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| 33587 |
1) I dunno, it's some wharehouse shit. Is this going to be cool?
2) Yeah, I guess...
3) My friend Claire here says it's going to be a kick-ass-fuckin' time.
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| 33587 |
1) So what do you have against 'The Family Circus?'
2) Okay you sit down to read the paper and you're enjoying your entire two page comic spread, right, and then there's the Family fuckin' Circus, bottom right hand corner waiting to suck and that's the last thing you read so it spoils everything you read before.
1) You could just not read it...
2) I hate it, yet I'm uncontrolably drawn to it.
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hour and a half. ha
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todd: professional curiosity, what are you on? claire: ginsing and dexatrim
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dont think your something your not. i use to have your job. yeah and look how far it got you
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| 8563 |
The pharaoh could've saved your ass.
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If you were any less white you'd be clear
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That's gotta be bullshit.
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| 8563 |
Are you a virgin?
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groos fraba
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bitch look at your shirt this aint Hawaii!
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Burke: I just want to make a deal. Can we make a deal?
Ronna Martin: Who the hell are you? Monty Hall?
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Simon Baines: They can't evict you on Christmas! Then you'd be ho-ho-homeless!
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without love we don't amount to a hill of beans in this world
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| 10929 |
New.
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| 10929 |
Troubled by the way we came together.
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| 10929 |
Always on the run.
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| 10929 |
Shooting up in vain.
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At that level you're supposed to pinch... it's the economics of it.
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groundhog day
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a bag of caramels
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| 10929 |
I'm not a bathroom attendant!
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1: is it a zoom? Or a wave?
2: It's like, Hey man! How's the ground down there and shit?!
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bada bing bada bong
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It's a miata!
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good talk
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no one is gone as long as there is someone to remember them
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| 48350 |
goonie goo goo
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You can't put bleach in the same bag with food it's poison.
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gordon street? ah, yes, gordon street
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