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Lake Placid - 1999 Movie Quotes

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4331 (holding up a really small body part) 1: is this the man that was killed? 2: he seemed taller (full quote)
619 Did he say 'Go'? You're supposed to say 'GO' in karate!! (full quote)
5352 I think it is always good to know where someone's coming from and , quite frankly , You origins have been a bit of a mystery to me (full quote)
5352 If I had a dick , this is where I'd tell you to suck it (full quote)
5352 YOu ,know sherriff , when riends or family say things , they tend not to register , sometimes it helps to hear it from a total stranger :YOU'RE FAT (full quote)
5352 1) He didn't eat me ! 2) 'cause he just ate a cow stupid ! (full quote)
5352 What's it like being a women around here at night ? Do the men get all horney like in Deliverence ? (Turns around ) I knew you were standing there! (full quote)
5352 1) That..thats the morgue! 2) Yeah 1) Well is the dead guy in there ? 2) That's where they keep them (full quote)
5352 Hey Kevin ! What's happening ?How's it going ? SO good to see you !!How's your family ? That's great !!!! FUCK OFF ! (full quote)
5352 1) I know you fish and games guys . You like to give these one word , sarcastic answers . 2) Gee ?! (full quote)
3590 If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it. (full quote)
5352 Woah ! The Earth is round and so should you be ! (full quote)
5352 I could probably cut him down , but there is this hot look of mayhem on his upside-down face . (full quote)
5352 I just have this feeling that everything is totally safe . (full quote)
619 Thank you very much, Officer Fuck-Meat! (full quote)
5352 She's rude-sarcastic . You two should get along . (full quote)
5352 1) There's a clearing about a mile ahead . Tents should already be set up . 2) Tents ?! We're staying in tents ?! 1) I told you : 2 dyas we have to camp . 2) Yes . I thought that meant Ramada Inn..Will there be toilets ? 3) Maybe we should take you back . 2) Why because I'd prefer a toilet ? 1) Oh! We forgot to pack the femanine napkins 2) Oh so you're with him now ...No No Maybe I should just wipe my ass with some leafy poison oak and then spen the next few days ..sratching my ass . Blending in with the natives . 3) you know you really don't have to tell people you're from New york . (full quote)
5352 That's the second time I've been hit with a severed head ! (full quote)
5631 Maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log. (full quote)
5631 You have such big, wonderful boobs. (full quote)
8858 1.Thank you! Its so rewarding to imagine my tax dollar finding its way to you, you fuckshit! 2.You are a saucy flirt! (full quote)
8858 1. She tell you that we had sex together? So vigorous! 2. I never had sex with you! 3. I'm horrible in bed; they never remember. (full quote)
8487 I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. (full quote)
11442 You're all cocksuckers! I knew it first. I just didn't want to say anything. (full quote)
  if I had a dick this is where I'd tell you to suck it. (full quote)
11442 Oh, well, thank you, Officer Fuck Meat! (full quote)
  1)maybe you could chew on my big fat log 2) was that a gay comment (full quote)
  I bet now someone is glad we brought the big gun! (full quote)
33361 1. Is this your friend 2. He used to be taller (full quote)
33361 1. Don't they make any moves in main? 2.(slides bag over) That's it? You just slide your duffelbag over.. 1. Just get in. (full quote)
33361 can she stay, we were hoping to mate (full quote)
33944 1/ I...I...I never heard of a crocodile crossing an ocean. 2/ Well, they conceal information like that in books. (full quote)
33944 Stop throwing heads at me!!!!! (full quote)
37435 your all cocksuckers!! (full quote)
33944 1/ Never been to Maine before, huh? 2/ Oh I'm not welcome... I have good hygeine (full quote)
33944 1/ Crocodiles can't swim in salt water 2/ Yeah well.... that'll be *your* little secret (full quote)
33944 1/ I brought a porkchop for luck... maybe you could hang it around your neck 2/ That's sweet.... maybe later you could chew the bark off my big fat log 3/ Was that a homosexual joke? (full quote)
33944 1/ Look ma'am.... 2/ If you call me *ma'am* again, I'll sue you and with today's laws, I could do it!! 3/ She's good (full quote)
33944 1/ I'm rooting for the crocodile, I hope he eats your friends whole.... is that a crime ... to wish for the eating of law enforcement??? 2/ I dunno, ma'am (full quote)
33944 She looks like a big teabag! (full quote)
33944 1/ So Sheriff... you finally got to fire off your big gun.... was it fun?? 2/ Over-rated (full quote)
33944 1/_If you ask me, what a animal does in the wild is his own business, as long as he doesn't do it to man.... I think Mark Twain said that 2/_I think he didn't, but since you said it, I think we got it covered 1/_Everyone's a *comedian/sarcastic* (full quote)
33944 1/Hey___ 2/ Hey Kevin, what's going on?, what's happening?, how's it going?, how's your family?, good? so nice to see you, fuck off!! (full quote)
33944 Could you be a little more condecending 'cause I'm not real great with subtlety (full quote)
33944 1/_ We're doing the right thing 2/_You might feel differently if you get eaten (full quote)