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American Psycho - 2000 Movie Quotes


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evilroy #1 This shit [cocaine] sucks! #2 You're right. But I feel certain that if we do enough of it, we'll be fine. (full quote)
evilroy Harold You're my lawyer so I think you should know . . .I've killed quite a few people. (full quote)
evilroy Waiter: Would you like to hear the specials? Patron: Not if you want to keep your spleen. (full quote)
  Did I mention i'm utterly insane? (full quote)
  I have to go return some video tapes. (full quote)
5633 your a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and play around with your blood. (full quote)
5633 (Patrick Bateman): Ask me a question. (Model): what do you do? (Patrick): I'm into murders and executions. (Model): Do you like it? (Patrick): what? (Model): I mean most of the guys I know, that are in Mergers and Acquisitions, don't like it. (full quote)
5026 I have to return some video tapes. (full quote)
6126 Please insert a stray cat. (full quote)
6126 I have to return some videotapes. (full quote)
  My name is Patrick Bateman, I am 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, somekind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity-- something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can eve sense our lifestyles are probably comparable. I simply am not there. (full quote)
7727 1) I think we shouldn't see eachother anymore. 2) But you're friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I really don't think it would work. 1) I know that your friends are my friends and I've thought about that. You can have them. (full quote)
7937 Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite. (full quote)
6814 Lime? I can always get you a lime... (full quote)
9533 If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you. (full quote)
1015 #1: Would you like to hear the specials? #2: Not if you want to keep your spleen. (full quote)
  -He was the part of this whole Yale Thing *Yale thing? -Yee, Yale thing. *what do mean By Yale thing? -He was probably homosexual and did a lot of cocaine. This Yale thing (full quote)
9912 (P.B) He was a part of this whole YALE thing. (Policeman) YALE thing? (P.B) Yee, YALE thing. (Policeman) what do you mean by YALE thing? (P.B) He was probably homosexual and did a lot of cocaine. This YALE thing.... (full quote)
  im looking for a blonde who does couples and I stress the word BLONDE (full quote)
  20, Maybe 40 (full quote)
  20, Maybe 40 (full quote)
10641 I have to return some video tapes. (full quote)
11323 Would you SHUT UP! I'm trying to do drugs! (full quote)
11398 Can you PLEASE keepy it down!?! I'm trying to do drugs!! (full quote)
11398 Can you PLEASE keep it down!?! I'm trying to do drugs!! (full quote)
11933 No can do, got an 8:30 res at Dorsia. Great sea urchin seviche. (full quote)
11933 mud soup and chrcoal arugula (full quote)
11007 (1)do you know what ted bundy said about women (2)what? (1)well part of him wanted to take her out and be real nice (2) and the other part?? (1) wondering what her head would look like on a stick (full quote)
11007 I WANT TO STAB TOY TO DEATH AND PLAY WITH your BLOOD (full quote)
  don't just stare at it, eat it! (full quote)
12059 Hey Halberstram - have a holly jolly Christmas! (full quote)
10645 I live in the American Gardens Building on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor. My name is Patrick Bateman, I’m twenty-seven years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice-pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. (full quote)
10645 There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusionary. And although I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable. I simply am not there. (full quote)
10645 I have all the characteristics of a human being; flesh, blood, skin, hair. But not a single clear identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me, and I don’t know why. My nightly blood lust has overflowed into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. (full quote)
10645 Patrick - You like Huey Lewis and the News? Paul - They are okay. Patrick - Their early work was a little too, new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in eighty-three, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour. Paul - Hey Halberstram! Patrick - Yes Allan? Paul - Why are there copies of the styles section on the floor, you have a dog, a little Chow or something? Patrick - No Allan. Paul - Is that a raincoat? Patrick - Yes it is. In eighty-seven, Huey released this, Four, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip to be Square. A song so catchy most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics, but they should. Because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Paul! (full quote)
10110 FEED ME A STRAY CAT (full quote)
  Paul- Is that a rain coat? Patrick- Yes it is!! (full quote)
  Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now, you f*cking stupid bastard! (full quote)
12885 Bateman: Shit! Those mother fuckers fucking gave us sugar! Fucking sugar! How the fuck am I gonna snort this fucking crap? (full quote)
13715 You're not terribly important to me. (full quote)
13715 But even after admitting this there is no carthisis, my punishment continues to ellude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing. (full quote)
  Wash your vagina (full quote)
  They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in. (full quote)
15947 I just want everyone to know, that I'm pro-family and anti-drug (full quote)
  Kimball: Do you remember where you were the night of Paul's disappearance, which was on the 20th of December? Bateman: God.....I guess I was probably returning videotapes! (full quote)
18171 Kimball: Do you remember where you were the night of Paul's disappearance, which was on the 20th of December? Bateman: God.....I guess I was probably returning videotapes. (full quote)
  WHy is the style section all over your floor? DO you own a dog? A Chow (full quote)
  You're fucking me, and we haven't made plans. What could you possibly be up to tonight? (full quote)
19032 I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. (full quote)
19032 1:When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right. 2: And what did the other part think? 1: What her head would look like on a stick! (full quote)
  My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not wish for a better world for anybody. I want no one to escape. (full quote)
  Sabrina! Don't just stare at it, EAT IT! (full quote)
  F*UCKING BITCH NOT THE face (full quote)
20918 Do you know how bad you smell? You reek of shit. Do you know that...umf ha Al, I'm sorry...its just that...I dunno...I don't have anything in common with you. (full quote)
20918 I have all of the characteristics of a human being; flesh, blood, skin, hair, but not a single clear identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust. (full quote)
20918 I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? (full quote)
  Why don't you bend over so Sabrina can see your ass... Well Sabrina, don't just stare at it - eat it! (full quote)
  Don't just stare at it...eat it! (full quote)
  Bateman - Don't just STARE at it, EAT IT! (full quote)
majinvegeta13 It's weak as hell, but I'm pretty sure if we do enough of it we'll be OK. (full quote)
azazel44 I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. (full quote)
jamescantspell I'd like you to clean your vagina (full quote)
jamescantspell Sabrina don't just stare at it, eat it. (full quote)
  The tasteful thickness of it, the suttle off white color, oh my god. It even has a water mark. (full quote)
  Bleachy, what do you mean bleachy? You're insane, you're a fool. Lady, if you on't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you! (full quote)
  Cranberry juice, uh, cranapple (full quote)
  Cranberry juice, uh, cranapple (full quote)
  subtle offwhite coloring, the tasteful thickness of it...Oh my god, it even has a watermark www.odannyboy315@yahhoo.com (full quote)
  You're just not terribly important to me. (full quote)
  I am Paul Allen you are Christy here's some money (full quote)
  His business Card Was better than mine. It was Bone and Ivory. (full quote)
  You smell like shit! (full quote)
  Howard, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know. I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in the apartment uptown. Um, some homeless people. Maybe five or ten. An NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my ex-girlfriend, with a nailgun. Um, some man, this old faggot with a dog last week. I, uh, I killed another girl with a chainsaw. Hah. I had to. She almost got away. And, um, someone else there. I can't remember! Maybe a model. She's dead, too. And, uh, Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face and his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe twenty people. Maybe forty. Uh, hah, I taped a lot of it. Uh, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um, I ate some of their brains that I tried to cook in oil. And I, I, uh, hah, just had to kill a lot of people! And, um, I'm not sure if I'm gonna get away with it this time. So, uh, I mean... Whoa! I guess I'm a pretty, uh, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, you know. So keep your eyes open. Okay. (full quote)
  I have to return some videotapes. (full quote)
  man fuk that, aint nuttin but a chicken wing man, mike majeed and tom lock here, buzzin ;) (full quote)
  Don't touch the watch (full quote)
  I had to kill a LOTTA PEOPLE!!!!! (full quote)
  Al, why don't you get a job??? (full quote)
  Is that Ivana Trump??? (full quote)
26425 I just HAD TO KILL A LOTTA PEOPLE!!! (full quote)
26425 Al, why don't you get a job? (full quote)
26425 Is that Ivana Trump? (full quote)
26425 Howard, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know. I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in the apartment uptown. Um, some homeless people. Maybe five or ten. An NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some doughnut shop. I killed Bethany, my ex-girlfriend, with a nailgun. Um, some man, this old FAGGOT with a dog last week. I, uh, I killed another girl with a chainsaw. Hah. I had to. She almost got away. And, um, someone else there. I can't remember! Maybe a model. She's dead, too. And, uh, Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face and his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe twenty people. Maybe forty. Uh, hah, I taped a lot of it. Uh, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um, I ate some of their brains... I tried to cook a little. And I, I, uh, hah, just had to kill a LOTTA PEOPLE!!! And, um, I'm not sure if I'm gonna get away with it this time. So, uh, I mean... Whoa! I guess I'm a pretty, uh, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, you know. So keep your eyes open. Okay. (full quote)
26425 Why don't you just quit that job? Because I want...to fit...in. (full quote)
26774 my pain is constant and sharp, and i do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact i want my pain to be inflicted on others. i want no one to escape (full quote)
  That's a very expensive chardonnay...you're not drinking. (full quote)
jpsartrean Pretending to talk on the phone: There are definite do's and don'ts, good buddy, of wearing a bold-striped shirt. A bold-striped shirt calls for solid-colored or discreetly patterned suits and ties... Listen, John, I've got to go. T Boone Pickens just walked in... (He laughs inanely) Just joking... No don't tip the owner of the salon. Okay, John, right, got it. - Sorry about that. (full quote)
jpsartrean >Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP called simply Whitney Houston had four number-one singles on it? Did you know that, Cristie? >> You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You actually have a Whitney Houston CD? More than one??!! (She bursts out laughing, rolling off the sofa onto the floor). (full quote)
jpsartrean Examining the business card: 'Look at that subtle off-white coloring. A tasteful thickness... Oh my God, it even has a watermark... (full quote)
  your Not terribly important to me (full quote)
  Patrick:[Message to lawyer on answering machine] Howard,its Bateman.Patrick Bateman.You're my lawyer,So I think you should know I've killed a lot of people!Some escort girls in an apartment uptown,uh,some homeless people,maybe five or ten,an N.Y.U. girl I met in Central Park.I left her at a parking lot behind some doughnut shop.I killed Bethany,my old girlfriend,with a nail gun.And-And-And then some man,s-s-some old faggot with a dog.Last week,I,uh-I killed another girl with a chain saw.I had to.She almost got away.And-Someone else there.I can't remember,maybe a model-She's dead too.And,uh,Paul Allen.I killed Paul Allen with an ax in the face.His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen.I don't wanna leave anything out here.I guess I've killed maybe...20 people.Maybe 40!I have tapes of a lot of it.Some of the girls have seen the tapes.I even,um,...I ate some of their brains...and I tried to cook a little.Tonight,I,um-I just had to kill a lot of people!And,um,I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it...this time.So,uh-I mean,I guess...I'm a pretty,uh-I mean,I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.So,If you get back tomorrow,I may show up at Harry's Bar,So,you know,Keep your eyes open.Okay.[Hangs up telephone] (full quote)
28202 ...and high heels. I like high heels. (full quote)
28265 You can always be thinner, look better. (full quote)
28410 I wanna stab you to death and play around with your insides (full quote)
28410 #1:Well I'm into Murders and Executions. #2: How do you like that. #1: what do you mean #2: Most people I know in Mergers and Acquistions don't like it! (full quote)
20918 ...and high heels. I like high heels (full quote)
danwho Don't just stare at it..Eat It! (full quote)
danwho (patrick):i know its a little short notice but can you do a reservation for 2 at say 9, 9:30 (man on phone): we're totally booked (patrick): really, great, 2 at 9:30, fantastic (man on phone): no we're totally boo--(patrick):great see you then....yes? jean? (jean):you didn't give a name (patrick):they know me there (full quote)
danwho what do you want to do with your life..in brief, summarize, dont tell me you like working with children (full quote)
danwho 1) do you want me to go? 2)i think if you stay, i might hurt you. you dont want to get hurt do you? 1)no i don't want to get bruised (full quote)
27866 I feel my mask of sanity is about to slip (full quote)
29060 Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking, stupid bastard! (full quote)
Penster That's a very expensive Chardonnay you're NOT drinking (full quote)
  Sorry, Steroids. (full quote)
  lljljkh (full quote)
  I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. (full quote)
  WIll you take a credit card?.....I'm JOKING. (full quote)
  NOT THE face, NOT THE FUCKING face, YOU PIECE OF BITCH TRASH (full quote)
  HEATHER, TAKE OFF your CLOTHES, AND DANCE A LITTLE BIT, SO SABRING CAN SEE your ASS..... SABRINA DONT JUST STARE AT IT.... EAT IT (full quote)
  Bateman: To be Honest, Evelyn, you're not very important to me. Evelyn: (crying) Patrick, what do you want me to do? Bateman: For one, you can stop this scene. I'm leaving. Evelyn: Patrick, where are you going? Bateman: Just leaving. Evelyn: Where? Bateman: I've got to return some video tapes. (full quote)
  Come on Bryce, there are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.... We have to, end apartheid, for one, slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless. And oppose racial discrimination, and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern, and less materialism in young people. (full quote)
  There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of an abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comprable. I simply am not there. (full quote)
  Don't just stare at it! Eat it!! (full quote)
  I don't want you to get drunk, but uh, that's a very fine Chardonnay you are not drinking. (full quote)
  Varda Truffle? (full quote)
  They don't have a good bathroom to do Coke in. (full quote)
  Is that Reed Robinson over there? (full quote)
10929 Do you like Phil Collins? (full quote)
10929 True faith. (full quote)
10929 Walking on sunshine. (full quote)
10929 Lady in red. (full quote)
10929 Simply irresistible. (full quote)
10929 I touch roses. (full quote)
10929 Hip to be square. (full quote)
10929 In too deep. (full quote)
10929 Sussudio. (full quote)
  You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and play around with your blood. (full quote)
10929 --Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog was a collie named Lassie? --Who's Ted Bundy? (full quote)
  high heels, I like high heels. (full quote)
  -Not quite blond are we, more of a dirty blond. (full quote)
  Would you like to see my business card? (full quote)
23438 Bateman: I don't want you to get drunk, but that's a very expensive glass of Chardonnay you're not drinking there. It isn't poisoned. (full quote)
23438 Bateman: You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. (full quote)
23438 Bateman: I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open. (full quote)
23438 Bateman: (in a crowded and very loud nightclub to the girl behind the bar) You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood. (full quote)
23438 Bateman: I'm on a diet. Jean: What, your kidding, right? You look great.. so fit.. and thin. Bateman: Well, you can always look thinner. (full quote)
23438 Jean: I wouldn't want you to lose your willpower. Bateman: That's okay. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway. (full quote)
23438 Bateman: I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm utterly insane? (full quote)
23438 Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman: some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me; only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable.. I simply am not there. (full quote)
23438 Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials? Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen. (full quote)
23438 Bateman: I have all the characteristics of a human being; blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. (full quote)
23438 Bateman: I have to return some videotapes. (full quote)
23438 Kimball: what whole Yale thing? Bateman: Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing. (full quote)
23438 Evelyn: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I don't think it would work.. Bateman: I know that your friends are my friends and, uh.. I thought about that. You can have'em. (full quote)
23438 Bateman: Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut. (full quote)
23438 Paul: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, do you have a dog? A little chow or something? Bateman: No, Allen. Allen Is that a rain coat? Bateman: Yes it is! (full quote)
23438 Bateman: (puts nail gun to the back of Jean's head) I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special. (full quote)
23438 Evelyn: You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you don't just quit. Bateman: Because I want to fit in. (full quote)
23438 Bateman: Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog was a collie named Lassie? (full quote)
23438 Daisy: what do you do? Bateman: I'm into.. well murders and executions mostly. Daisy: Do you like it? Bateman: It depends. Why? Daisy: Because most guys I know who work with mergers an acquisitions really don't like it. (full quote)
23438 Bateman: Stop sounding so fucking.. sad. Jesus. (full quote)
23438 Bateman: Stop sounding so fucking.. sad. Jesus. (full quote)
23438 Jean: What's that? Bateman: Duct tape. I need it for... taping something. (full quote)
23438 Bateman: Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break! (full quote)
23438 Bryce: (snorting cocaine) I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking Oaties. (full quote)
  We all know there are no girls with good personalities. Good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body that will satisfy all sexual demands without being too sluty about things and will essential keep her dumb fucking mouth shut -Table Discussion (full quote)
  I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime Jello. (full quote)
  Bateman - Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP called simply Whitney Houston, had four number one singles on it? Did you know that Christi? Christi - You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You own a Whitney Houston cd? More than one? Bateman - It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks. But The Greatest Love of All is one of the best and most powerful songs ever written about self preservation and dignitiy. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves since it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really, and it's beautifully stated on the album. (full quote)
  My Blood lust has spilled over into the day. (full quote)
  your compliment was sufficient!!!!!! Patrick Bateman angrily says to a co-worker who touched his suit. (full quote)
  BATEMAN I'm...at a loss. He was part of that whole...Yale thing, you know. KIMBALL Yale thing? BATEMAN Yeah...Yale thing. KIMBALL What do you mean...Yale thing? BATEMAN Well, I think for one that he was probably a closet homosexual. Who did a lot of cocaine...that Yale thing. (full quote)
  Did you hear that Paul Allen has the Fisher account?? Brice: That Lucky bastard. Van Patten: That lucky Jew bastard!! Bateman: Oh god..what does that have to do with anything? Van Patten: I saw him at his desk, in his office, spinning a fucking manora. Bateman: You spin a dradle, not a manora. (full quote)
  Just ease up on the anti-semetic remarks. (full quote)
  Bateman: Oh and don't wear that outfit anymore. Jean: You don't like it Patrick? Bateman: Come on, your prettier than that. Wear a skirt, I like skirts.......and high heels. (full quote)
  secretary: patrick whats wrong with you, where are you. patrick: im just too fuckin sad! (full quote)
  Al, you reek of shit. (full quote)
  Do we have a reservation? I am not really hungry, but I like to have a reservation. (full quote)
  I have to return some video tape. (full quote)
10929 No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s. (full quote)
Fartface One time I fucked a chimpanzee in the ass, man was it smelly and hairy. Smelly Farty Poops (full quote)
Turkish Howard, it's Bateman Patrick Bateman. You’re my lawyer so I thought you should know I’ve killed a lot of people. Some nice girls in an apartment up town, uuhhh, some homeless people maybe five or ten uuhhh an NYU girl I met in central park I left her in some parking lot behind a donut shop, I killed Bethany my old girlfriend with a nail gun…an n n n some man, some old fagot with a dog last week, uh I kill another girl with a chainsaw. I had to, she almost got away. And someone else there I can’t remember maybe a model she dead to…and uh.. Paul Allen, I killed Paul Allen with an AXE in the FACE, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in hells KITCHEN.. I don’t want to leave anything out here, I guess I’ve killed maybe twenty people, maybe FOURTY..uh I have tapes of a lot of it, some of the girls have seen the tapes, I even um………. I ate some of their brains… and I tried to cook a little (full quote)
Obbzi Don't just look at it, eat it! (full quote)
Obbzi I have to return some video tapes (full quote)
chuckie Let's see Paul Allen's card. (full quote)
chuckie I've noticed alot of the contributors quotes are not verbatum.If you don't what Patrick Bateman said,THEN DON'T PRINT IT!! For instance someone wrote that it was Ted Bundy who would like to see a womens head on a stick, when in fact it was another serial killer from the 50's named Ed Gein,you dumbass!! Get the facts straight or stop writing movie quotes. I'm the very best at this game,believe me,chuckie b. (full quote)