Movie Quotes Bank

MovieQuotes runs by contribution by its talented members. We would like to thank all members for submitting quotes to make this site possible. We are growing by leaps and bounds with many new movie quotes listed daily.

2015 will be another great year with some blockbuster movies, so come back often and enjoy your favorite movie line and quotes all in one easy place. Don't forget to bookmark our site and your favorite quotes pages.

If you would like to additional quotes, please visit the Submit Quote page. Find your favorite here.

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps - 2000 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
  Yeah there's a fire.....There's a fire in my pants (full quote)
4078 While I was walking down the street, a little boy pointed at me and said, oh look mommy, there goes the hampster's bitch! (full quote)
4049 Let me come up there and put my beef in your taco (full quote)
4248 That's not yo bag, that's yo titty! (full quote)
4248 ... here comes the Alzheimer's Express!! (full quote)
  Well, if it isn't the inventor of Jumbo, the Horny Hamster. (full quote)
  1) This is some scary sh*t! 2) Yeah, like the Outer limits. (full quote)
  1) Oh, did I tell you the news? Leon got one of them penis pumps. 2) Penis pump?! What he do with it? 1) I don't know. Supposed to pump it up or somethin'. 3) Do it work? 1) Just on the tip. Man, that thing look like a portabella mushroom! (full quote)
  Jiminy freakin' cricket! (full quote)
  1) Well, I am kinda hungry but... 2) Oh, you are huh? Well I bet you could stand for a big ol' whopper right now! 3) *singing* A big old whopper right now! (full quote)
  1) What I do in my bedroom is MY business, you understand? 2) The only thing you do in your bedroom is pull the lint off your scrotum! (full quote)
7121 Don't make me scream....(makes attempt to scream but doesn't actually do it) (full quote)
  Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! (full quote)
clarkins 1. Beautiful day isn't it professor. 2. Bite me old hag. (full quote)
clarkins Jiminy Freaking Cricket!!! (full quote)
7869 See ya later chunky butt! (full quote)
7869 Just when you thought it was safe to go to the movies! (full quote)
12117 Grandma: Hey, Cletus, what's this piece a spaghetti 'mind you of? Mr. Johnson, perhaps? (full quote)
  Cletus- I ain't no old man Granny- You is a old man Ernie- Oh! shit granma (full quote)
  does he know i'm strapped!!! i'm strapped nigga (full quote)
14319 Grandma to Cletus: Boy would I like to throw some hot grease on you. (full quote)
15999 I always say, if you can't be with the nucleotide you love, cohere with the one you're with. (full quote)
  how are things goin on the underground railroad isaac? (full quote)
  1] I am sick, and tired, of your S, H... 2] I. 1] Thank you. T, E! 3] Oh, ho ho 'shite'? (full quote)
  Grandma Klump I was taking a shower and all of sudden i had a pain in my chest I thought oh god I'm having a heart attack I looked down I saw that I was stepping on my own tiity! (full quote)
  Whoa!!!! the force is s-s-strong with this one! (full quote)
  pop goes the weasel the weasel go pop (full quote)
  pop goes the weasel the weasel go pop (full quote)
  He called Granma titties bags! (full quote)
10929 Doesn't really matter. (full quote)
23438 Buddy: Seeya’ later, Chunky-butt! (full quote)
23438 Sherman: (possessed by Buddy) .. And I tell you something else, punk! All these diplomas on the walls, don’t make up for the fact that you’ve got a little Vienna sausage in your draws, is that why they call you a shrink!? (full quote)
23438 Richmond: Just look at the guy, he can lick his own winky again. (laughs) There’s not a guy in the world that wouldn’t want to do that. (full quote)
23438 Cletus: Old bag, with old bag titties. (full quote)