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Yeah there's a fire.....There's a fire in my pants
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| 4078 |
While I was walking down the street, a little boy pointed at me and said, oh look mommy, there goes the hampster's bitch!
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| 4049 |
Let me come up there and put my beef in your taco
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| 4248 |
That's not yo bag, that's yo titty!
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| 4248 |
... here comes the Alzheimer's Express!!
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Well, if it isn't the inventor of Jumbo, the Horny Hamster.
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1) This is some scary sh*t! 2) Yeah, like the Outer limits.
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1) Oh, did I tell you the news? Leon got one of them penis pumps. 2) Penis pump?! What he do with it? 1) I don't know. Supposed to pump it up or somethin'. 3) Do it work? 1) Just on the tip. Man, that thing look like a portabella mushroom!
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Jiminy freakin' cricket!
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1) Well, I am kinda hungry but... 2) Oh, you are huh? Well I bet you could stand for a big ol' whopper right now! 3) *singing* A big old whopper right now!
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1) What I do in my bedroom is MY business, you understand? 2) The only thing you do in your bedroom is pull the lint off your scrotum!
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| 7121 |
Don't make me scream....(makes attempt to scream but doesn't actually do it)
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Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!
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| clarkins |
1. Beautiful day isn't it professor. 2. Bite me old hag.
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| clarkins |
Jiminy Freaking Cricket!!!
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| 7869 |
See ya later chunky butt!
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| 7869 |
Just when you thought it was safe to go to the movies!
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| 12117 |
Grandma: Hey, Cletus, what's this piece a spaghetti 'mind you of? Mr. Johnson, perhaps?
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Cletus- I ain't no old man
Granny- You is a old man
Ernie- Oh! shit granma
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does he know i'm strapped!!! i'm strapped nigga
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| 14319 |
Grandma to Cletus: Boy would I like to throw some hot grease on you.
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| 15999 |
I always say, if you can't be with the nucleotide you love, cohere with the one you're with.
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how are things goin on the underground railroad isaac?
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1] I am sick, and tired, of your S, H...
2] I.
1] Thank you. T, E!
3] Oh, ho ho ho...my 'shite'?
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Grandma Klump I was taking a shower and all of sudden i had a pain in my chest I thought oh god I'm having a heart attack I looked down I saw that I was stepping on my own tiity!
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Whoa!!!! the force is s-s-strong with this one!
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pop goes the weasel the weasel go pop
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pop goes the weasel the weasel go pop
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He called Granma titties bags!
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| 10929 |
Doesn't really matter.
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| 23438 |
Buddy: Seeya’ later, Chunky-butt!
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| 23438 |
Sherman: (possessed by Buddy) .. And I tell you something else, punk! All these diplomas on the walls, don’t make up for the fact that you’ve got a little Vienna sausage in your draws, is that why they call you a shrink!?
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| 23438 |
Richmond: Just look at the guy, he can lick his own winky again. (laughs) There’s not a guy in the world that wouldn’t want to do that.
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| 23438 |
Cletus: Old bag, with old bag titties.
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