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Two Hands - 1999 Movie Quotes

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5175 1:ya know pando...heart disease is the leading cause of death to australians over the age of thirty, 2: Is that true? 1: yeah well that's what they say! (full quote)
5175 SHUT your FUCKIN MOUTH WALLY! (full quote)
5352 1) Give him your keys mate . 2) He's not taking my fucking car . 1) He needs a car , Give him your fucking keys . 2) I just got the gear-box fixed . 1) Good , that means it fucking works . (full quote)
  1) We gonna get shotties? 2) yeah! You got a problem with shotties? 1) Nah Nah Shotties is cool. 2) Yeah mate, shotties are good... (full quote)
  Kiwi Bob's no fuckin' softie (full quote)
  jesus christ acco , get back in the fuckin car wally (full quote)
  you like the fliks , yeah , spose they don't have em your way, yeah we have , do ya go , yeah a bit , fuck we should go some time (full quote)
5352 Let's fuck this puppy (full quote)
  Ya don't need a car radio do ya mate.. Na.. don't have a car.. Uh Fair enough. (full quote)
  ...and its a triple word score... (full quote)
  where's that fucking Jimmy? Wasn't he supposed to be here now?! (full quote)
  Nah... Pando's a good bloke! (full quote)
  yeah... he was sittin there scratchin his balls n stuff (full quote)
  thats a great teradactile son. (full quote)
Valhalla Pando) I let one cunt off once, what was 'is name again? Wally) Robbo. Pando) Yeah Robbo. I let him off and he went straight to the police I couldn't fucking belive it, I mean what had I done to deserve this? (full quote)
Valhalla Jimmy) You giving me a shotgun? Wazza) Whats the matter, Don't loke shotguns? Jimmy) No, shotguns fine. Wazza) Yeh, shotguns are fucking good mate. (full quote)
Valhalla Wally) Pando, your queens in deep shit. Acko) Shut your fucking mouth, Wally! (full quote)
Betsy Something that's good can still have a little bit of bad in it, and something that's bad still has a little bit of good. (full quote)
Betsy You loaded your gun with old fucking bullets you put through the fucking wash?! (full quote)
Betsy If your going through some shit in your life chances are somebody else has gone through the same thing before ya. And they've written about it. Some poet or philosopher has been through the same type of crap, and they've written about it. And when you find that poem or piece of writing. You think bloody hell this bastard has just summed it all up. It's kinda comforting. Know what I mean? (full quote)
  you's two are fuckin dead, na not you's two (full quote)
  This is gonna be a fuckin ripper! (full quote)
  WAZZA. Well were laughin our fucken heads off aye. (full quote)