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Angela's Ashes - 1999 Movie Quotes

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crowecat When I look back on my childhood I wonder how my brothers and I managed to survive at all. It was, of course, a miserable childhood. The happy childhood is hardly worth your while. (full quote)
crowecat Worse than the ordinary miserable childhood is the miserable Irish childhood. And worse yet is the miserable Irish Catholic childhood. (full quote)
crowecat Everyone loved little Margaret. Dad said there must’ve been a holiday in Heaven the day this baby was made. (full quote)
crowecat 1) Yech! The stink is awful! Boy: It’s the twins. Their arses are shitty. (full quote)
crowecat We must have been the only Irish family in history to be saying goodbye to the Stature of Liberty, instead of hello. We were going back to Ireland where there was no work, and people were dying of the starvation and the damp. It made no sense to me. (full quote)
crowecat Mother: Look. That’s the baby Jesus. If you ever need anything you should pray to him. Child: Will you tell baby Jesus that we’re hungry? Older Child: Shut up! (full quote)
crowecat St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland; the English brought the fleas. And the damp. We loved our dad’s stories. (full quote)
crowecat In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy toast. (full quote)
crowecat If a man can’t have a pint on the day of a funeral, what use is there in living at all? (full quote)
crowecat Irish School Master: Is there any boy here that thinks he’s perfect? If so, raise your hands. Is there any boy here who has money galore to be spending on shoes? Raise your hands. No. There are boys in this class who have no shoes at all. And it’s not their fault. It’s not their shame. Our Lord had no shoes. He died shoeless. You don’t see him hanging on the cross sporting shoes. Do you boys? (full quote)
crowecat He said a man without a tie had no respect for himself. (full quote)
crowecat Boy: Now, on top, the girls have great floppy things called titties. And at the end of them, great red things like dogs’ noses. And down at the bottom – now that’s an entirely different matter. They don’t have a mickey down there. No, none at all. 2nd boy: What do they have? 1st boy: I can tell you, but I don’t think he should hear it. (full quote)
crowecat You have enough dirt in your ears to grow potatoes. (full quote)
crowecat I was so happy, I didn’t know whether to shit or go blind. (full quote)
crowecat I do believe induced by potent circumtances, that thou art mine enemy. (full quote)
crowecat He was the Holy Trinity was my dad. (full quote)
crowecat You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind, your mind is a palace. (full quote)
crowecat stock your mind, it's your house of treasure, and no one in the world can interfere with it. Fill your mind with rubbish, and it'll rot your head. (full quote)
crowecat Husband: A factory is no place for a woman. Angela: Sittin' on your arse is no place for a man. (full quote)
crowecat (after being told his wife wanted no more children: A good Catholic woman should perform her wifely duties. (full quote)
crowecat your eyes look atrocious -- like two piss-holes in the snow. (full quote)
crowecat You drank the money, da? (full quote)
crowecat In Limerick, you're only allowed to say you love God and babies and horses that win. (full quote)
crowecat Oh, America. Where no one has bad teeth and everyone has a lavatory. (full quote)
crowecat stock your mind, boys, and you can move through your life resplendent. (full quote)
crowecat I'm riding to heaven. I'm falling off a cliff, and if this is a sin, I don't give a fiddler's fart. (full quote)
crowecat People who write letters like that should be boiled in oil and have their fingernails pulled out by blind people! (full quote)
crowecat For only when you love God and yourself, can you love all of God's creatures. (full quote)
  Forgive me father for I have sinned...I have the hair of a Protestant. (full quote)
  life is 10% wha thappens to us and 90% is how we respond to it (full quote)
  Limerick the holiest city in Ireland (full quote)
  Worse than the ordinary miserable childhood is the miserable Irish childhood, and worse yet is the miserable Irish Catholic childhood. (full quote)
38324 I have god in my backyard (full quote)